Viper - A Battle Robot

[botchedonce]

Israel produces new technology time and time again. The muslims surrounding Israel came up with the suicide vest. Seems odd, no?

[bryanhannon125]

"it has the posibilty of attaching an uzi, or a rocket launcher"

I'd say theres quite a gap between the two weapons eh?

[thekaizer666]

Is the narrator an Elbit Systems robot ttoo?

[CharmingLordSausage]

Why didn't Allah fax down the blueprints for advanced weapons to Mo? You know, perhaps a step by step guide on how to create a society that could go from the dark ages to the nuclear age in a series of easy steps? Allah is all knowing, right? So he knew that Israel would be a problem? So why no suras about how to build pulse fusion orbital laser platforms? Or rail guns? If I was a Muslim such questions would plague me. This is probably why I'd make a poor Muslim...

[AceofWWII]

Sorry, the woman's voice put me to sleep. What was this about?

[Hardwyre]

We need to eliminate all of these foreign weapons contractors as well as terrorist country militaries. White countries are the only countries that should have any sort of military might.

[WarDogTheAwesome]

@Hardwyre LOLOLOLOLOLOL wtf redneck

we already have more military might than alot of white countrys what do you think?

[bergenstation]

Israel is finished! Two major defeats in Lebanon and Georgia!

[WarDogTheAwesome]

@bergenstation .... when?

[bergenstation]

Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[dexteroux]

i like that playstation controller.

[vexxdk]

holy shit, R2-D2 Packs an uzi!

[MsMittuns]

this is the vyyypuhr rooobot. Elbit's new toy(good for him). wait this just in... it isn't a toy, but an extreeeameeeeaeaely advanced robot. dammmn. and it can shoot nerf guns. available at Toys-R-us

[amfefe925]

a ps3 controller

[marclebest]

wait... what killstreak is that XD?

[supressorgrid]

Could the terreruss launch an anti robot robot?

[DocWolph]

You sure she isn't an MS voice?

[RoudyRaccoon]

"It can also track down terrerusss"

[StunnedMutha]

i want to fucking shoot the narrator.

[Nelsanity]

shut up bitch

[GrayFox436]

Cool little robot.

Go Israel.

[bergenstation]

@GrayFox436 : All these junks are useless in the real battlefield!

[funkymunky65]

lol, is that a cheap knock off of a ps2 controller?!!!

[nomadnametab]

boy the jew-haters really are reacting to this. just wait until they get a bigger one that is a real killbot. then they will have a big fit for sure. i liked that photo of the arab terrorist being turned into road kill by a robot. like a possum on the interstate. that was so cool. explain THAT one to his virgins.

[James1toknow]

Yeah knock out there command center,, of RC gamer boys and you have a bitch Israeli army with extra batteries. Give back what you have taken from Palestine.

[nomadnametab]

That robot killed kenny! You bastard!

[kennyk2007]

What a joke! With this amaturish RC, many Israelis believe they have the most advanced technology? That's false belief, only to gain your own confidence. It's almost like North Korea. They have to have more frequent reality check. Stop reading fictious book.

[BananaAppleJuice]

so.... can it track down waldo?

[paukler]

lol la manette logitech xD

[bergenstation]

she is the result of gay sex of netanyahuo and ulmert!

[TheTrueJBV3737]

Should be quite easy to kill, just shoot it anywhere with my .306 and it should blow up.

[sweetenedicedtea]

lol yea really, I can't imagine that little toy being very stealthy either.

[dajokn19]

Necessity is the mother of invention.

[TheJudyg]

so.... when does it get it's brain and n on-board flame thrower?

[MalvinMcpot]

"Secret Missions" now they can kill children in schools and bomb hospitals from afar without leaving their bed of money

[bergenstation]

@MalvinMcpot :killing when even they dream!

[yairbe5]

it looks like wall-E

[bergenstation]

@yairbe5 : they just rob others ideas and efforts! as their moneylender fathers did!

A new holocust is inevitable!

[phips24]

@bergenstation and who did "they" rob those ideas from? Examples please!

[TyphoonUSSR]

This toy needs of the Israeli army? Look for the Russian moon rover or mars rover, and learn to design these space robots.

[yairbe5]

the mars rover is to big

the mars rover is to hard to operate and there is no way one soldier can operate it

the mars rover can hardly move on mars without getting stuck what makes you think it can move in urban areas with out getting stuck

the mars rover is solar powered what if you you what to use it at night?

un like the viper the mars rover is not fire proof

the mars rover cant shoot

the mars rover cant climb

[bergenstation]

@yairbe5 : the mars rover can not murdur children and innocent civilians

[yairbe5]

realy? what if it slowly runs them over ?

[Soboredwtf]

I can see why this hag narrator seems so completely disinterested. I mean it's a LOT of bullshit, she's got to know nobody's buying that shit.

[KarinMikazuki]

Meh.. her voice..

imagine making love with a robot like that.

uh uh uh uh uh uh uh, coming in 3 seconds.. 3 2 1.. uh yes.

[bergenstation]

@KarinMikazuki : she has upgraded jewish genum

[siggensax]

that narrator sounds like a junkie...

[AxelLeJeff]

God, I'm a raging technophiliac, but that voice... It's just so... needs some emotion.

[ENZO234258]

lol playstation fun war just got a whole new meaning

[turoturothegreat]

lol I have that same controller for my computer. It is a logitech.

[redrider10]

50 self checkout machines = 50 lost checkout jobs? Maybee. But it probly created 60 tech jobs. Someone has to fix those machines!

[ZaidNitsua]

Don't fear the Kill bots. Fear the Job stealing kind. you know the check yourself out lines at stores each one of those is a lost humans job. I've counted over 50 in the town I live in.

[zealberg]

if they ever do a new 'Alien' movie they should hire that narrator to do the "caution...alien life form detected...evacuate...self destruct sequence commencing...evacuate" bit

[mrplease66]

that woman's voice is a much more effective weapon than the robot!

[calex64]

@mrplease66 AGREED :D

[Sykarus]

This woman talking, scares me. Is she a terminator?

[endthefighting]

Heh, I can't but wonder if the woman's a little bit tipsy while reading this ^^

[yairbe5]

it kinda looks like wall-E

[chumbucket66]

This video is a pain to watch because of the terminatrix voice. The robot itself, though, is a humorous bore, especially compared to Japanese robotics and the type of perfection their scientists are currently working on. These guys still have a long way to go.

[Sarydith]

I can already see the Ad. "JOIN THE MILITARY. Playstation experience required..." I think it could work. It's small, sneaky and if it's lightly armored, it surly can take a few enemies out before getting noticed.

[UKOGBN]

Is the women speaking a robot ?

[c4viper1]

pls stop with that type of coments ( mine is bigger then urs ) who cares!! just imagine what kind of help this type of unit could be use for, imagine after a quake a unit this small can "easelly" go in a demolished house and help traped ppl doing things a bigger unit cant, remember that ...

[siigman]

What a Piece Of Crap ! You 're Right My Friend !

[tonyrosam]

lol what a piece of crap.. check out the big dog now thats a robot.

[marcinxsinski]

hmm

[yairbe5]

say whatever you whant about the viper but its the most edvence robot in exestence and ofcorse the army isnt going to put a plastic robot out in the fild its a model the real one is probebly goin to be bullet proof and be armed with a glok or an uzi

[pendraco2000]

this...is not advanced, the SWORDS TALON, Big Dog and Crusher are advanced ;)

[blazingkhalif2]

man america's robot would totally destroy that thing.

[yairbe5]

all american robots are fucking toy cars with camers they buy most of thire miltry robots from israel

[DiogoE6]

wtf hahaha rocket launcher? that thing would fly

[DURCO02]

A rocket launcher on that thing?

[ramzahnY]

LOL at the gamepad.

Time for the gameboy-kids to get drafted.

[residentdimon]

what the f is wrong with the narrator? Is she drunk?

[veganthrope]

Viper wouldn't last a round in Battlebots. That drunk narrator is crazy if she thinks that someone can strap a rocket launcher to that piece of junk. The poor thing looks like it can barely get through tall grass.

[donnykash]

haaaaaahahahaha. the flipping narrator has had one too many whiskey's... one more for the road!!

[damionspawn]

lol hell yeah

[bboyram]

a new way to kill

[ma11ohad]

a new way to save soldiers lives.

[IntoleranceRecords]

how drunk was the narrator?! or pills maybe?

[damionspawn]

na he smoked about 3 4 5 6 7 maybe 8 no definetly 9 pounds of weed

[bergenstation]

@IntoleranceRecords : she uses hormones!

[NomoTheDomo]

@IntoleranceRecords Pillz Here

[bergenstation]

@IntoleranceRecords : She is owned by zionist sex industry!

[bergenstation]

@IntoleranceRecords : the woman is the netanyahu's bitch!

[3Dsmoke]

So the US came up with the packbot which is fast, maneuverable and stable and Israel came up with this?

I guess the stereotype about Jews always being really clever isn't true after all.

[efesair]

"it can also track down tourists and hit them"... did i understand that correctly..?

[TheCheshireCat86]

Robotics hobby enthusiasts have been making far more advanced robots at home for decades. I see nothing special about it.

And whats up with woman's nose? She sniffles all the time as the talks. Does she have cold? lol

[alkmie]

boo for not showing the rocket launcher attachment :P

[brandonknterrill]

shit's weak

[dormantpsycho]

The narrator sounds a little backwards...

[Hamishtarah]

nice army pet!!!

i hope it gonna be really usefull agaonst Israhel's enemy

:)

[BrownsRtheBest]

crazy Israelis and there gadgets

btw is that a playstation controller?

[turkselim]

hahahaa lol it looks so funny, i couldn't trust that kind of junk in a battlefield so ridiculous

[huge2003cute]

Go Israel!!!

[johny8122311]

wow,israel starts war of the machines...