Hard Justice: S1E8 (Halo 3 Machinima)

[trollfacedhandlebars]

r u the police? NO IM E.R.E.C.T. its ok i geuss sometimes u cant help it!!!!!



[purplerocks1]

@trollfacedhandlebars

i laughed to that for like 5 minutes

[Unknownshadow77]

Omg eddy did something smart o.e WTF

[bluereaper75]

i laughed so hard at the indian in the cupboard line

[xX5HaMw0wXx123456]

Is it wrong if i got a boner

[Misacura]

orcs must die

[verstek09]

Like number 3000!!!

[verstek09]

Like number 3000!!!

[verstek09]

Like # 3000!!!

[Diagon12]

Good job Eddie!

[Twiglaser]

83 people didn't want to feel his ass.

[IamRayzor1995]

@Twiglaser So 3007 did? O_o

[S1LVAW0LF]

Yeah so do you wanna feel my ass now?

What?

I said do you want some more....cheesecake?

......I'd love some XD

[S1LVAW0LF]

Yeah so do you wanna feel my ass now?

What?

I said do you want some more....cheesecake?

......I'd love some xD

[Thespartan022]

This is better than TV so why isnt it on TV? Networks would get many more viewers if they had stuff like this.

[VoelGinger]

damn these 8 minute episodes

[Angus257]

GASP. WILL JENNY PICK TROY OR JACOB? Find out next time on ugly betty! XD

[AwSmSaUcEdUdE14]

that didnt make any sense wut so ever

[TheSuperGoldenMonkey]

The wall should've been a more important character :/ poor wall.

[nmularoni1]

No it's balls

[Pico2571]

3:35

the most obvious trap ever....

[Jakleful]

i love the gay guy sooooooooooo much in a none gay way lol

[AwSmSaUcEdUdE14]

@Jakleful what cause he said "feel my ass"

[8XpanicASSassinX8]

Would you like to feel my ass now.

What.

I said. Would you like some more cheesecake.

... (rapist voice) I'de love some ...

ROFLMMFAO

[amnothiusz]

my alucard is stronger in sotn

[Meemse]

Did anyone here heavy breathing at 4:17

[Meemse]

Did anyone see the ass guy with a assult rifle?

[evilninjax501]

im E.R.E.C.T. lol

[iguzzleapplejuice]

Bernards fucked.

[Commendable1970]

I love hard justice

[RonaldinhoReborn]

I wish I had an indian in my cupboard. I would name him Nib and he would be my Nib. :D

[Maxx4609]

Epic, simply put, one of Jon's best work

[SpySappingMySandvich]

82 people felt the weird guys ass

[nothereman]

Okay the theme song is Why Did We by Andy Southern

[R3APER16]

83 people have an indian in thier cupboard

[LordHenRz]

Love the theme

[yami002200]

*say something about haters* *receive thumbs up*

[xxlamaxx1]

Get out of my cupboard

[NocturnProductions]

WTF

[borovac1]

haha wanna feel my ass? hilarious

[3Crackers1Chocolate]

2:42 Richard Barker lol I didn't catch that until now

[geddy95]

awesome cliffhanger

[dogolog22]

I love indian in the cupboard !

[noble381297]

they need to re make this show in halo reach, it wud b awesome

[gtofan4536kyric]

best them song ever

[LEEDAMAN7]

This series is so awsome

[gtofan4536kyric]

best team ong ever

[FrankiEmo92]

NOOOO DON'T FUCKIN EAT THE CHEESE CAKE!!!

[ShadGhostZ69]

indian in the cupboard should be a movie

[hunter3824]

@ShadGhostZ69 its old but it is a movie just to let u know

[KartKid18]

"Uh, hey, are you the police?"

"I'm ERECT!"

"Uhh, umm, okay, cool I guess..."

"What?!? I got a report of a disturbence, WTF?"

"Oh, so you are the police?"

"What?"

"Okay, nevermind"

[cptelectricfeel]

Get out of my cupboard FUCK YOU!

[southparkfanatic101]

This. Is. The best, fucking ever.

[Hershey2553]

Im trying to be an Actor and i may get a contract soon. I really like this show, who thinks i should present it to make a real time movie? i think i should

[Thial1000]

@Hershey2553 yea you should but it better be good!!!

[AwSmSaUcEdUdE14]

@Hershey2553 follow your dreams

[AlphaCYB3R]

How did it go from August 22nd to August 21st?

[ultimamania]

"who are you?" "im an indian" "yeah, so wat r u doing in my cupboard?" "idk. stuff"... "get out of my cupboard" "FUCK U"

[ShadowNINJAS547]

@ultimamania we can hear so stop putting quotes and lable them with numbers like (2:36 to 3:58 that was so funny.)

[theovulator]

@ultimamania 5:04 is the best scene ever

[IanROX22]

What's the theme song from? Is it Jon's own work, or is it from something? (and please don't tell me I'm stupid lol)

[ModLikeItsMyJob]

Great series

[MrDavinsion]

I love the Hard Justice videos but I have to say, my favorite 2 parts was the Indian in the cupboard and the theme song

[FFBGaming]

I hate how when i read comments during ads, people requote EVERYTHING. Sort of spoils the Haha moment for me. :/

[snowtigerben]

Don't trust the governer

[snowtigerben]

Anything by Digital Ph33r is fucking amazing



[zagazsanology]

I want more cheesecake.

[disturbed4everluke]

omg who are you? im an indian. what the fuck you doing in my cubord? idk stuff

[DanDood11]

This is FUCKING DEEP

And quite like Hot Fuzz.

[RazorRaptor9]

Cheescake.... Max's one weakness

[tacospartan]

erect and ready to fight crime.

[HardcoreDrummist]

What song is that intro I LOVE IT!!

[ysguy117]

the end=first time eddie did something smart

[TheSadRunescaper]

why cant tv be like this

[clarkg2003]

Indian in the cupboard ftw lol

[MrXxkeegxX]

would you like to feel my ass now?what?i said...would you like some more cheescake?i would love some.L-O FUCKING-L

[AlejandroZepeda2]

good video

[117reconkiller]

UH HEY ARE YOU THE POLICE? i'm ERECT

uh cool I guess

sometimes you cant help it.

What? what the fuck I got a report of a distrubince whats the problem?

oh so you are the police. WHAT? nvm nothing the guys in there hes freking out evryone in teh mall never meet him in my life. Hes so wird.

HEY HEY just just feel it. NO YOU FUCKING SICO just just give it a little stock *lol* He said he shaved his ass so he wonts evryone to feel it and he keeps asking people to go back to his apartment with him

[ButtaNToast]

Who're you?

I'm an Indian

What're you doing in my cupboard

I dunno. Stuff

Get the hell out of my cupboard

Fuck you

[CrackKillerPro]

@ZenGamer33 Playstation sucks.

[KOflipperOK]

thumbs up if this should be a tv show

[westenev]

@KOflipperOK TBH Digitalph33r (Or jon Cjg or w/e) probibly is better than most things on TV these days... O.O he know's whats epic and whats funny, and he's pro at machinima

Rooster teeth come in close second though :P but they don't realy do drama's, so I suppose you can't realy compare them because they are two different genre's...

[BrouwerHummel]

@westenev True dat!! Id rather watch Arby n the Chief than anything on CBS :P

[DBZJohnny123]

@KOflipperOK arby n the chief should be too

[clubmimo123]

So now Bernard is kinda trapped.The governor seemed like a decoy

[SniperWold4200]

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[TheGameChannelify]

what are you?

an indian?

what the fuck are you doing in my cuboar?

nothing?

get out of my cover!

fuck you!

lol best ever

[Cooleyo789]

Castlevannya Woot Go Alacard

[cubanmamasita88]

F5 to skip ads!!! Thumbs up to reach the top!!!!!

[roger2189]

@cubanmamasita88 hes a liar dont trust him it makes mozilla dissapear

[roger2189]

@cubanmamasita88 and also internet explorer

[guttersieat]

feel my ass

[craks808]

"Uh hey you the police"

"Im ERECT"

"what eh uh cool, i guess yea sometimes you cant help it"

"WHAT"

"mmhhmm"

"What the fuck i got a report of a disturbance"

"OHH so you r the police"

"WHAT"

[XGTDaveX]

Who are you?

Im an indian...

What are you doing in my cupboard?

I dont know...stuff

Get out of my cupboard!

No!

ROFL

[brandonjamesbarnes]

@SarahPrincess21 sdfu

[xxPunkoftheUSAxx]

0:57- 1:17 LOL

[phantomxcfl]

Woah! Time to see the next episode :D

[ScoobyBaseball]

"Feel my ass."

"No! Go Away!"

"Come on, feel my shaven ass, you know you want to."

[TheG00M8A]

IM ERECT

[andstenic11]

@TheG00M8A

me 2!

[AAtripleB]

why are these so short!!! Grrrrrrrrrr...

[TheCalimbaKing]

These vids are pretty short. So intense.

[sawyerstang]

"I made cheesecake"

"You don't say?"

[DEMONKNIGHTY2K]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppp­pppppppppppppppppppppppppiiiii­iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii­c ending. :o

[Fwkner]

the story line in both season 1 and 2 are fucking epic

[greag9]

I lol'd so hard with the Indian in the Cupboard thing XD

I read all the damn books so long ago o.O

[shadowDante100]

"Who are you?"

"I'm an indian."

"Yeah so what the hell are you doing in my cuboard?"

"I dunna know,stuff."

"Get ouy of my cuboard."

"Fuck you!"

[LuCiF3rHalo3]

i think this series is so gay-its nice though...

[iBenedetto]

"He says he just shaved his ass, and he wants everyone to feel it. and he keeps asking people to go back to his apartment with him to watch Indian in the cupboard on VHS.." XD WTF?

[ThelcecreamMan]

I gotta go to bed, it's 1:32 AM right now, but I just wanna keep watching till the end ^^

[Qu33nLilone]

would you prefer it if dracula took over the universe?..

[Qu33nLilone]

hey are you the police...

im erect

.....uhh cool i guess yea sometimes you cant help it

what?

hmmm

wtf! i got a report about a disturbence here whats the problem

oh!! you are the police.....

......WHAT?!?!?!

[gearsofwarisdabest]

this is the shit

[Dex10Studios]

It's a government conspiracy man lol :p

[tripleJmovies]

Get out of my cupboard.

Fuck you!

[spiritB0mber]

i wonder wat this would be like as an actual show!

[hkidd5]

GO DIGITAL PH33R!!

[lilranger160]

5:20 just wow lol

[dacakeisalie]

whats the theme song called?

[botopop]

hey wall? what do u think? do we need further investigation?

the walls not gonna say anything

you do?! wow you should really be in charge

lolololl

[vorloc1996]

wow...

its amaizing what u can do with $80 and halo 3 these days

[wertycrow]

lol ERECT, this is the best machinima series ever!

[sonicspeed011]

"I said: would you like some more...cheesecake?"

[mre4294]

finally! someone other than bernard does something to prove that they have half a brain (when eddie calls the bar and grill to check the report)

[MC066]

uh oh...

[rawrdisturbedrawr]

"who are you?"

"Im an indian."

"What so the hell are you doing in my cupboard"

"Fuck you"

[SPARTAN118ism]

-would you feel my ass?

-what?

-I said do you want some more cheescake?

-I'd love some.

[gamers102]

oh shiiiit twist!

[Soakedboy]

Go Eddie!!!

Woohoo, what a clever guy.

[antixarchangel]

"Are you the police?"

" I'M ERECT."

"Wha-? uh, uh cool, i guess. Yeah sometimes you can't help it"

FUCKING HISTARICAL

[MATTTJ68]

lol howard answered the radio and said "Howard, ERECT" LOL 2 much master chief?....

[MonsterHunterLegends]

There should be more variation in the voices, and there should be a few female characters aswell.

[Foges6694]

it's all one guy you know..

[jmonaco93]

are u the police

im erect

ok lol

[scarymoviefanify]

get out of my cupboard

fuck u

lol I pissed myself

[MrKushOg]

wat is the name of the song in the intro??

[grievousrocks]

@MrKushOg

Why Did We

By Andy Southern.

[godzilladude22]

would you prefer it if Dracula took over the universe lol typical howard quote

[Gsaror]

in every seccessful mashinima there is a lamo gaymo. leetworld got it and this got it.

[pie189]

im scared he set the up :O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SunKistNintyFour]

Who are you? I'm an indian. Ya so what are you doing in my cupboard. I dunno...stuff. Get outta my cupboard. Fuck You. Seriously I lmao'd!!!

[Jeffalbel22]

get out of my cupboard

fuck you lol

[aaron248]

hey are you the police

im errect

oh well thats cool i guess can't help it sometimes

XD gotta love this show

[GeminiDante]

Who are you? Im a indian. Ya so what the hell are you doing in my cupboard. Iunno stuff. Get outta my cupboard. Fuck You.

[masterhceifarbiter1]

awesome machinima

[TheSceneRockerz123]

hes playing dracula...fuck ya!

[kilmon3]

wow at 2:51 hes playing a playstation 1 game called dracula X

[ZenOfEmotion]

isnt it castlevania: symphony of the night ?

[stressrelief9]

@ZenOfEmotion yep

[TheBIGMAN352]

'IM ERECT'

I couldnt stop laughin

[guttersieat]

the best god damn episode.... are you the police? IM ERECT!

[DigitalDan520]

then he came back to life,got naked and tried to make out with eddie xDxDxD

[braun747]

what game was he playing

[ellipsis117]

When Eddie called the bar and they said the vandelsims wasn't true I was just like oh shit. Trap.

[sesshomaru1997]

lol would you prefer if dracula took over the world

[tunafish8D]

"who are you?"

"an Indian"

"so what the hell are you doing in my cupboard?"

"I dunno, stuff"

"well get out of my cupboard"

"FUCK YOU"

actually couldn't stop laughing :L seriously hilarious

[sesshomaru1997]

lol

[demosj]

What would your reaction be if a man walked right up to you and said "I'm ERECT."

[jakdabomable]

lolz

[Kiyosal]

le gasp, funny and dramatic

[paskalaja69]

The intro music is Fucking awesome

[L3tSwAtCHAvidEo]

*gasp* i saw it coming

[killahkid46]

i did a spit out my OJ when the guy said,

r u the police

no im ERECT

o cool i guess sometimes u cant help

LMFDAO

[tremuloser]

@killahkid46 lmfDao?...wtf?

[117reconkiller]

@killahkid46 What's an OJ again OMG IT A PENIS could you imgaine that.....I can't

[rustytube42]

What are you doing in my cupboard?

I don't know... Stuff.

[terriblefate21]

HEY feel my ass lol

[Dslayer2000]

That was un called for that is a possible responce