Chris Farley's Pretty New Pet

[WamblyWallaby]

"Thats why people like you and me gotta forge ahead, Helen. Am I right? :D"

"God your sick."

[watchthisvagina]

To bad he died he was funny as shit

[jessyallen85]

the waitress is like..."god youre sick..." show that part!

[empireofgoats]

he died

[sanjurodog]

that's when i blow it

[teapot2345]

I want him as a cousin

[WhenxChristxReturnsx]

I KILLED IT! DX

[oralterpitude]

That's a roll NOT a biscuit. How do you people not know what a biscuit looks like?! Look at the texture of the bread product! You poor deprived souls have never experiences a true biscuit.

[thehumanbirdie]

@oralterpitude

*pets you so you calm down*

Its just bread friend

[YankeeFan284]

@oralterpitude WTF is ur problem it doesnt really fucking matter its bread asshole who cares if anyone is a deprived soul it's you get a life u biscuit hole uh oh did i say biscuit.....

[NoNamesOnMe]

1 person is a biscuit.

[AA72AA72]

1 person was tommy's pretty pet

[KONERKOSLAM14]

So hilarious when he throws the biscuit down lol

[ThisDudeThatGuy]

This is how I feel everyday.

[FutureFrontLA]

THATS MY SALE

[EmeliaGraceH]

Did I hear a "niner" in there?

[mrscoreytoddtaylor]

Where can I say about this? It speaks for itself. :)

[zakyzeek]

@mrscoreytoddtaylor yes, where can you say about this?

[mrscoreytoddtaylor]

@zakyzeek that Chris Farley is STILL the man.

[zakyzeek]

@mrscoreytoddtaylor lol i was making fun of what you said.

[Kenndoggism]

That's what she said!!!

[HUNTER676]

the ladys reaction is priceless XD

[spankula123]

Pure genius.

[DaAliB]

WHATDU DO?!?!

[DarthZimmeris]

"It's a clip on.

Haha, are you sure?" :)

[DarthZimmeris]

"I think your brain has a thick candy shell.

Your... head's... the one with... the shell... on it.

Are you talking?

Shutup, Richard." :)

[MissWynzee]

What I'm going to do is find a roll and name it Chris....

[TYTythTYTonkey]

YOUR NAUGHTY! NAUGHTY LITTLE PET! POKE POKE POKE

[xoxosavvy]

That's what she said.

[Zakk64z]

I take my pet and go........ Pfdugyshfb!!! jegfufgbursl!!!!! lololololol

[hnbkj]

AWW! I KILLED IT! I KILLED MY SALE!!!! Lol!! Love that part!

[codykingo]

I KILLED IT

[Stephapea22]

im going to do this in a resturaunt : )

[counterclockwise123]

"How can a door be a jar?"

[ThunderclanTiger]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH­A!!!!!!

[hugo33100]

...now go blow it

[adamford130]

"God, you're sick. I'll turn on the ovens."

[Nathanomegalizer93]

the best scene!!!

[kxmode]

I thumbed it down just to be a naughty pet.

[sanjurodog]

@kxmode BEST THUMBS DOWN EVER!!! and I take my naughty pet and I go

[himandime]

@kxmode lmfao

[The501stLego]

NO dislikes! That's how epic this movie clip is. 

[KampfgruppePeiper]

RIP Chris

and now im gonna watch fat man little coat clip :D:D

[superterrifichappy]

i struggle to imagine anyone ever being funnier .. put me and chris in the backseat of cheech's car with bill hicks riding shotgun .. doing all sorts of dope .. sideways 8

[gradeygradeygradey]

"Thats when I blow it."

Heard it like that before?

[Mezmarizeoz]

GENIUS

[NinjaGhostScorpion]

And then I take my naughty pet, and then I go *Guguglagh! Guguglagh!^ OHHHH, I KILLED IT!!! I KILLED MY SALE!!!

[karrsonisntcreative]

this is so epic hahaha

[codykingo]

Thanks for uploading a nice quality clip. Appreciate it.

[pr1sonmike]

CLASSIC!

[PineappleOrchid09]

I miss Chris Farley. RIP <3

[RulerOFmany]

That's when I blow it

[BloodScorchedSun]

funny but I dont think anything beats the brake pad scene or the hill scene in black sheep

[RYanFAcundo]

MY FAVORITE PART OF THE MOVIE!! =)

[gtcochran1]

one of the best and funniest movies ever made!

[Itzpower]

My other favorite line comes after this scene, "Tommy like-eee! Tommy want wingy!"

[asalingerreference]

I pretty much absorbed this movie when I was younger.

[lukas123671]

this is so funny

[tanner255]

hilarious I like when he rips the rool in half

[tanner255]

hilarious

[tanner255]

hilarious

[Kimberly8001]

''So I stroke it, and pet I it, And I massage it, He he he haw, I love it! I love my little naughty pet! You're Naughty! And then I take my little naughty Pet, and I go! -Breaks It-AHHHH, I KILLED IT!!! I killed my sale!..That's when I blow it.''

Most hilarious part of the movie. R.I.P. Chris!

[1twiztidbitch]

FUCKING HILARIOUS !

[EmoFoxGalz]

"I KILLED IT!!!" lol

[TheNewEmphinix]

Hilarious. R.I.P Chris Farley. So sad he died before his time.

[jarvisel]

"No, wait...It'd have to be YOUR bull......"

[elwoodbluesfan]

@jarvisel That is the best part, especially while David Spade is in the background rubbing his head and says, "Wow."

[foblover121]

I love how he says I love you! and I love the womens face expression. I love you Chris Farley R.I.P. YOU WILL BE MISS!

[Steven197981]

'So I stroke it, and I pet it, then massage it...' Hahaha. Thanks so much for uploading this scene.

[elwoodbluesfan]

@Steven197981 I love the massage part! :)

[shootingstarzzz]

youre naughtyyy

[padilla23]

win!

[Y0uEnj0yMyself]

lol

[Thechriscolferlover]

stroke it, pet it, massage it, your NAUGHTY!!! GLKSIU POSIUDTT

[Thechriscolferlover]

This is the best scene!!! I love this movie!!!!

[MarkoSrbNL]

rip chris farley

[Itzpower]

lol oh man that sound he makes when he "Kills" his naughty pet.

00:14

[MultiPearl007]

Then i go rreeecckk! reeeccckk rrrreeeccck! OOOOOOHHHHHH! I KILLED IT! I killed my sale!

[Vrfan88]

Nah sorry, when the hood when up on the windshield and they couldnt see..def one of the best parts

[jsteffey88]

"I love my little naughty pet. Your naughty! And then I take my naughty pet and I go GRR!" lmao XD.

[brotherzez2]

when he says "and i massage it" he poked a hole in it!!!!! lol, lmao.

[Klahx22]

haha this makes my life because my teacher used to show it to us everydayy?!

[GoRobotGo]

thanks alot

[GoRobotGo]

can you upload the footage of Farley and Spade singimg in the car, best scene in the movie and i cant find it

[xJEspinosax]

classic =]

[Bradyownsx2]

rofl JOJO THE IDIOT CIRCUS BOY

[remixmaster20]

lol