Mad TV: The Cult of Saturnology

[anythingnew]

Phil Lamaar exorcist head turn is MadTv at its finest.

[Sandor827]

"Saturn Factory and Reprogramming Center",..... what an awesome line !

[SuperDJaii]

@djaikicks

[FSinWCR]

Mad TV at its absolute peak.

[matrixcmitech]

this is an AWESOME COMEDY TEAM!!!!!!!!+1

[NSHouston19]

Sonoilluminati666 ur more of a dumb fuck in denial

[mrinvincible2001]

i've got too many fav mad tv sketches/actors/actresses. so gutted it got cancelled PLZ bring it back!!!

[thatguy126]

i feel like this could be a twilight zone episode

[MultiSinoda]

heavens gate = *coo coo clock sound*

[NSHouston19]

Subliminal cuz saturn is Satan

[sonoilluminati666]

@NSHouston19 dumb ass

[dwmusic147]

LOL the end was kind of creepy

[okonh0wp]

Hey, I own a Saturn!

[TheIntruder92]

the end is pretty scary

[MaddDogg81]

haha it's funny. I have a turbo RSX which is a Honda but still cool. ALso Ironic GM formed Saturn to fight imports and be better but that didn't work

[MaddDogg81]

haha Saturn

[okkcomputer]

damn phil lamaar is scary

[yondaime297]

I want to see MadTV mix this Cult of Saturn with demonic Oprah.. o_O

[yondaime297]

I'd be like "Bitch, I'm returning the car and taking my money back. Bitch lost your commission." ;D

[Yamagashi]

Was I the only one who seriously wanted to bang Alex Borstein back during her mad tv days? I didn't think anything of the fact that she was short and a dumpy. The little extra she had went to all the right places.

[xyPERSON]

Actually this skit reflects a lot of car dealerships in reality! They're cults whose sole purpose is too imprison you for life!

[painlessissuicide]

love chubby girls like Alex

[edwardowade]

@camoflaugetampex fuck you can you act? No then shut the fuck up bitch!

[oldshowfanatic77]

Love it!!! LOL!!! "At Honda, you just pay for the car, and drive away." LOL!

[yondaime297]

@oldshowfanatic77 now i'll never buy a saturn ;)

[Jewelrylover111]

"Scilence, you non-participater!

[RickiSanchez]

3:10 XD

[MengoMango]

Back when MadTV had an awesome cast.

[ionuorah]

When Sasso seemed normal. As the show progressed he got crazier and........

[kalamargigante374]

these are the guys of scientology!!!!!!!, exactly the same robot attitude

[lexiilu]

*smack* SILENCE NON PARTICIPATOR

[alexforever411]

I had a friend whose family had 3 Saturns. Coincidence?:)

[longwavefurry]

a different kind of company a different kind of car... A DIFFERENT KIND OF COMPANY A DIFFERENT KIND OF CAR!

[abSOULuteD]

Tom Cruise "directed" this "skit"

[I4mfr34ky]

@abSOULuteD Exactly what I was thinking.

[soccermomd00d]

Hmm... So.... Saturn doesn't exist anymore. Does this mean that Scientology and mormonism are going to follow suit? Please?

[longwavefurry]

its a parody of the 1994 and 1999 homecomeing's the saturn did. very funny lol. i drive a saturn...

[pratt123]

Pretty funny but even more creepy. Well done, MadTV.

[SoulsSolstice]

this is really creepy *gg*

[solsticemage]

LOL...This is so the Mormon Church pegged for what it is, too...Been there done that, they never stop "visiting" you at home, in other words, they never stop harassing you.

[capbluedq17]

thank god i have a honda!!! bwahaha

[yondaime297]

@capbluedq17 thank god for jdm :D

[Bubbleyumizchewi17]

This is funny but i still do not understand Scientology and how this is exactly like it

[syas13]

Oh shit,.....my bro owns a saturn!!!have to save him.Wait,he also owns a honda?????

[abSOULuteD]

@syas13 The cult wont like that....

[abSOULuteD]

This ad was directed by Tom Cruise, true story

[extragunbon]

"*slap* Silence non participator!" That made me LOL.

[abSOULuteD]

I never had this problem when I had my sega saturn back then.. zing

[newnilzizi]

Yep, thats pretty much Scientology.

[WyPotter]

lucky that GM killed off Saturn now, huh?

[Pugartes]

LMFAO when Alex B slaps the shit out of Nicole S LOL!

[yondaime297]

@Pugartes "Bitch, get yo hand off of me!" *snap snap snap* XD

[klairdelun456]

Yup..have a Volkswagon.

[Malcham7]

Alex Borstein is hot...even with that suit

[HeadofQuantum]

"Honda. We don't know you. We don't WANT to know you. At Honda, you just pay for the car and drive away."

[blacklion833]

memo to self " never buy a saturn car"

[jay128k9]

lol Honda Should use this ad officially

[RubicsCubeProduction]

Woah, This was great scientology-criticism. There are countless allusions to this creepy sect in it...

[mes59]

@RubicsCubeProduction I think this video is from the 90's, before scientology really entered into mainstream American vocabulary.

[mes59]

@RubicsCubeProduction However, you can compare to scientology. In fact, I remember some former Saturn owners telling me that they were asked to join some membership organization when they purchased their cars.

[TheHiphopjoe]

Exactly like Scientology.

[Hpfan3295]

KREEPERS!!!!!

[n987]

reminds me of my church

[DiverforPort]

It is very creepy.

[Deezhan]

thats why I drive bicycle, lol

[18violet]

haha. this made me lol :)

[LamonicBomb]

@Deezhan ROFL! DRIVE? wow, i swore those things had PEDALS! LOL

[Deezhan]

@LamonicBomb I didn't know how to say it in english, hehe:) ...Cycle?

[JapanForSale]

Should have bought a KIA.

[haterz811]

hahahaahaha omg they doing honda ads

[CrystalMystSkies]

The saddest part about this is that it really does sound like Scientology. I mean, you can obviously see how they're joking about some of the extremes, but it comes just close enough that you laugh and then you cringe a little.

[TheProjectMJ]

When it paused to do the honda ad his face was creepy!

[pastafarian37]

hahah i love how it turns out to be a honda ad.

[scotty351]

phil lamarr/ arie spears/ will sasso were the best...these newer guys never made me laugh, just terrible

[Jewelrylover111]

@scotty351 Agreed.

[phillicoast]

they speak like aliens not like a scientologist lol scientologist usually act like tom cruise from oprah lol

[dakotagerman1]

This is like the cult of $cientology. Did Xenu channel his consciousness to Hubbard and now does to Miscaviage from Phantom Zone? That would explain a lot about the Hitlerian fascistic/Stalinistic police state that is the cult of $cientology.

$cientology/Dianetics is the means Xenu is uses in attempting to enslave mankind on planet Earth.

[camilocuesta]

Remembers me of Kip McKean

[adreamtosome]

So do I. Kip McKean has gone nuts.

[Icouldbeanybody]

Saturn finally went out of business.

[Icouldbeanybody]

"shes not your daughter. shes part of the saturn family"

[Badgersprite]

MADtv at its best. And that's not just because of the subliminal messages drink coke.

[mastergaara8]

were was that at?

[ih8ricers]

Saturn got a lot of complaints about being too creepy (including one from my mom) and toned it down a lot around 2002

[ChaosIsAwesome]

haha abuse.

[2002altima]

They probly didn't read the contract before they left the dealership.

[HorrorBiz138]

Hail Xenu

[snuzzie]

can anyone else hear the audience screaming when phil lamaar turned his head at the en

[MartinMartz]

you just pay for the car and drive away........

[Joltz182]

i would rail nicole sullivan in the caboose over and over

[mmmodafoca]

joltz!! i dont know who the hell would put 2 dumbs down budz cause i hear ya fucking nicole sullivan was one of the things i wanted to do for the longest time!! back then she was a freaking sexyy beast!!

[DBZmaster0123]

This reminds me of Scientology.

[gloucesterharry]

This reminds me of how my mercedes dealer used to be. I kept getting invitations to golf days and they even sent a christmas card (which was weird because the car was owned by a company who leased it to my company, how did they know where I lived?!?).

[frequentgamer]

I think ill just buy that mustang at my local dealership for $5,000 bucks.

[mystfanc81]

O.O oh, god! i prefer Saturn. i'm switching! XD

[MengoMango]

must... buy... honda...

[AshGold94]

lol that's so creepy

[HammandClov]

I bet Madtv stole that music from a Scientology seminar.

[Paulgr]

HammandClov,either that or a Jehovah's Witness,Mormon,or Seventh Day Adventist seminar lol.

[ggn1]

I love the total blow out of the fourth wall at the end. Good stuff.

[BryanV4]

lmao, the head turn at the end was kinda creepy lol

[TinMan9001]

i would have eatin there heart if they touched me

[rocksville08]

"Its just a car " SMACK

lmao I love this sketch

[whatwayzup]

what!?

[tweettweet333]

nothing

[ThomasRedfield]

Bible Dude! :)

[randydragoncheeks]

Guys its not so bad,,they giveyou sometime to yourself,,,so you can read the book of saturn its really great

[Dan2000]

Fat Will Sasso rules.

[17MSTHANG17]

the amanda chick sounds like someone from family guy. lol.

[XAtsukox]

She plays Louis.

[XAtsukox]

Lois*

[17MSTHANG17]

lol, thanks.. i couldnt figure it out.

[tweettweet333]

louis

[keybladeboy]

She voices Lois.

[strawberrypopcorn12]

jesus christ that was creepy!!!!

[Easons2]

I don't want a Saturn anymore...

[ohmachichan]

VULCAN DEATH GRIP

[fashiondivame]

LOL "honda,we dont know you we dont want to know you"

[hurricanegeek]

lol..quite funny...but there is a difference between cults and religions...but it's still quite funny....

[fiveminutewalk]

silence non participator!!

[rocksville08]

Its just a car!

*SMACK*

[noventar]

lol when he looked back at the end, yikes~

[FallenAngel1508]

yea that freaked me out too! Thank god i don't own a saturn!

[nkippert]

funny stuff

[Talos457]

Im glad I own a Honda now.

[Pinkpapi]

LOL! A parody of the so called "CHURCH Of Scientology"

Totally pwned! The cult will fall:)

[lucidatheist]

Well said!

[matrixman609]

cults have different characteristics i think than what your saying. anyway this was kind of creepy and didn't make me laugh that much!

[JDay3000]

LOL at the Honda message! We don't know you. We don't WANT to know you. YOu just pick out a car and drive away! HA HA HA HA! XD

[DiverforPort]

I wonder if the salesman are that creepy! I think we will stick with Toyota.

[jonboogy]

LMAO, Honda ROCKS!!!!

[alexforever411]

I hear Saturns fall apart after about 70000 miles.

[OboxerU]

They do. 

But they'll replace EVERYTHING.

[undersolo]

Are you a Saturnologist?

[OboxerU]

No.

But I know a few. 

Spooky people.

[ThePS2God]

A different kind of company. A different kind of car...

[ArikaCullen]

WOW! This makes never want to buy a saturn...I wonder if my cousin had this much trouble when she bought hers

[dude7324]

OH MY GOD! Thank you SOOOO much for this! You have no idea! I have been looking for this sketch for almost 2 years since I first saw it on MadTV on t.v.

You have no idea! Thank you again!!! :D

[2002altima]

After that I will wreck and burn the car then report it stolen

[kiwidud3]

shes the voice of Louis griffin isent she?

[Spiderblade]

yep

[NephilimGIRL92]

That was kind of creepy...

[spacecase7000]

I have a Saturn and I love it. It's so great! And so is the factory/reprogramming center! I highly recommend the tour.

Gotta run, I'm late for a picnic.

[elfeezah]

Alex Rocks!!

and others too

[ajquirky]

I LOVE ALEX BORSTEIN!!!!

[thagingerbreadman]

phil lamarr is such a good actor i wish i saw him in more shows and movies

[tiga92001]

he's the voice of justice league star green lantern/john stewart

[thagingerbreadman]

he also did the voice as samurai jack

[THEJACKAL09]

This is one of my favorite Madtv skits. When Phil La Mar glares at the camera at the end, it made me lol.

[archronwe]

Its how they get away with Scientology symbolism parody. I'd forgotten how they used to drive up to my place & make me come in to do their courses with tehir thick volunteers scientology manual. They conned me to do their bulkmail & shitty leaflets & took all my $ & didnt give me what I asked for. I had to visit their seminars & clap hands to a live TV presentation of a shitty David Miscavige promotion to some new product they were spamming. They didnt realise the storm that would bring on them!

[MysticGem15]

I love these skits where in the end, it's an advertisement for a different company.

[byte301]

LOL yeah $cientology for real.

[jackfckntwist]

at Honda you just pay for the car, and drive away.

[Jakegothicsnake]

Thank you for uploading this!