Lt.: my lord r u hurt zhou yu: what do u think that a big ass bow hit me through the arm?!!! privite: let me take the bow off your arm. zhou yu: no!!!! {slat} privite: aww man i got blood all over my uniform. Lt.: me too zhou yu: {thud} privite: is he ok? Lt.: he's ok he just fainted.he"llcome back up if he doesn't get shot alot more times. privite: lets put him in the bushes. Lt.:ok
Zhou Yu: I have a plan... Hmm... *later* Soldier: What shall we do? Zhou Yu: Shoot me! Soldier: What? Zhou Yu: DO IT! Soldier: *shoots him with bow* Zhou Yu: Damn! Nothing! Again! Something bigger! Soldier: *loads and shoot AK* Zhou Yu: *cough* You could have used a crossbow. ... Officer: Is he dead? Soldier: Yeah...
I remember how awesome this game was years ago.
Crazy4Games3 1 month ago
zhou is may fav character because of this
Bentleyspeed81 1 month ago
XD This is one reason why Zhou Yu is my favourite char ... He gets Ideas from getting hurt XD
Danielgoingburst 7 months ago
Woah... That arrow was freakin huge.. O_O
lSzeSze 8 months ago
Did they dip that Arrow in Intelligence or what?
AxReborn11 9 months ago
10 bucks his plan is to get the f$#@ out of that bitch!
jsmasterlubu3 1 year ago
WOW What brilliant plan is he thinking of now!?!?! OUR ZHOU YU IS AWESOME
"I'm going to withdraw"
Come on that's barely a plan it's common sense lol
mrcaopi 1 year ago
lol zhou yu is acting
XXSunReema 1 year ago
Then later he bleeds to death from the wound... at least that's what it said in his biography on a site I read a long time ago.
AngelOfMine223 1 year ago
where the fuck did the arrow come from? He shoulda shot again.
Major: My lord! are you hurt?
Zhou Yu: Yeah...I'm fine..I've got a -archer reloads-
Archer: Fucccck you! -shoots arrow in his head-
Major: My lord...Are you hurt? -no responce-
Wolfe501 1 year ago 3
So in the end what was the plan
luzxun 1 year ago
in History he gets hit by a bow while on a horse to get nan territory while taking one castle he is captured by zhang fi (Shu officer) and executed
Broflovskiful 1 year ago
Soldier: My Lord! Are you hurt?
Zhou Yu: NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!
Maverick2736 1 year ago
Zhou Yu gets his best ideas when he's being hurt rather than when he's thinking XD
finalfantasyst 1 year ago
Arrow hits Zhou Yu
Zhou Yu's arm slapps back slapping soldier
Soldier. OW you fag
Calvingreen17 2 years ago
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robynb91 2 years ago
Hoang621 2 years ago 3
Soldier 1: My lord are u hurt ?
Zhou Yu: Do not worry about me, in fact this arrow has given me a plan...I shall retreat for now
**Later**
Soldier 1: Where is Zhou Yu, has he come up with a plan yet ?
Solider 2: Um, he died like hours ago
Soldier 1: Oh.....I...I see.......
**seconds later**
Soldier 1: So do you have plan ?
sim24687193 2 years ago 6
Boink OW my lord are you ok? well i just got shot w/ an arrow WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?
Desmond21228 2 years ago 8
LuBuOWNZ 3 years ago 23
LMFAO!!!
robynb91 2 years ago
doesn't that arrow end up killing him
Monkgangsta 3 years ago
that was a long ass arrow
z375793749Zero 3 years ago 11
in history that killed him bled to death old wound infected
edxedxedxedx 3 years ago 2
soldier: my lord! are you hurt?
zhou yu: oh no im fine, i just have an arrow stuck in my shoulder lol
kman618 3 years ago 28
i wish i could be hit with a arrow everytime i needed a plan lol
salxl1 3 years ago 17