Funny pre-flight announcement

[Emmerssun]

Why can't all pilots be like that? xD

People might actually listen to the safety announcements then.

[mvinaround]

rofl



[91assad]

your shoes fit the outfit haha

[457Newportgurly]

HAHAHAHAHHA beautiful yellow life vest, very fashionable

[kinluc06]

i wish this guy was on my last flight we more people like this on every airline

[dragonheart1947]

You gotta love SouthWest, I have traveled with them many times, great pilots, and the flight attendant's make the flights humerous. They deserve kudo's for some of the flight prep stuff they come up with for the passengers. I will only fly Southwest.

[ginnoveffect]

i think i had this guy on my last flight.

[squiddy820]

Stop screaming long enough to pull down the mask and place it over your face.....EPIC

[jazzcatmatt]

Wow they really got the Fab Four working flight attendant roles these days!

[DJGCInDaMix]

'Already you look beautifully fashionable' LOL

[ThePker1212]

omg.. This guy is so Fucken funny

[srinac]

"Sit back, relax. Or lean forward all twisted up the choice is really yours... "

LMAO

[donbigotone34]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAA

[Yulimaruli]

Hahaha

[ew12345671]

Lol :)

[sam2k8sam]

Has anybody got the exact words he says?! I'd like to have a read :L

[Opiuth]

someone plz call Hollywood and give him a job!

[19dec1981]

why all the passengers that tape from inside airplanes are sitting near the wing?

[MrRcAirsoft]

omg i watched this like 14 thousand times!!!

[MisterNail]

Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen.

[mspeggymeggy14]

lol wow hahaha love this

[welderbuttars]

"Insert a quarter for each additional minute of Oxygen."  Ha ha ha!

[MrHelidude]

Well done.

Wouldn't that be nice to hear something like this on all airlines ............... :-)

[FireyAfterburner]

I see a promotion in his future

[Sdunny73]

i love southwest airlines

[GHILLIExSnipez]

sounds like robbin williams

[Starlingswings]

"Untrained husband"!

[Starlingswings]

Lol! 

[shh071]

"Already you look beautifully fashionable" roflmao

[zencon340]

the 27 people who dislike tried to jump out the plane ...

[Tarafriend33]

OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[Sebfsx99]

only on southwest!!!

[yoyoyoyoshua]

@kumasan727 how is he a loser?

[Wimpoman]

That's epic!

[hollywoodpimp23]

"So sit back relax, or lean forward all twisted up... the choice is really yours!" BHAHAHA!!

[jackbliss]

This guy missed his call in becoming a comedian xD

[Zethux]

..............I watched the entire video and wrote down the entire transcript for this video. GENIUS!!!!

[ruedre]

@Zethux

mind me sending the transcript? could use it for teaching EFL but couldn't work out all that is said

[TheYoyobeast]

Caboose from Red Vs Blue? XD

[botvader]

These instructions are Super!

[Mrashnico]

hazzaisdabombage.. i don't think the airplane is speaking... it's not in french..

[highlo3517]

1 quater for a minute of air??? dude can you break a 20?

[hazzaisdabombage]

When your on the plane don't stir or cus. Have some fun on this AIRBUS, AIRBUS, AIRBUS, AIRBUS

[thirteenfingers]

Does this guy remind anyone else of Mr Leo. the "fashion consultant for the army" as done by Robin Williams in Good Morning Vietnam?

Especially the bit about life vests, looking beautiful and making sure your shoes match your outfit.

[Cenathon123]

what airline is this it is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[MRAviationUK]

@Cenathon123 i believe it's southwest

[4471548nwn]

@4crevis

lol same did I!!

[4crevis]

Does he shut up after that or do you get a full 3 hours of his act weather you want it or not! How irritating!

[4crevis]

I thought the aircraft had reverse gear at 1:58!

[mikon222]

Flight instructor is gay for sure...

[WWFKANERULES]

Lol, if you dont like our service..

[flabaman44]

that was pro

Pregnant Retarted Ostrich.

[CaramelBreakfast]

1:35 the pilot may be funny and all but...

shouldn't you be worried if the plane is turning towards another plane?

[PROnoob117]

@CaramelBreakfast there is this fancy thing called air traffic control:)

[spitfirebruce21]

lol



[bajesus666]

this is why southwest is the best airline...cheap, best pilots, funny flight attendants (including the rapping one)

[felixthefox100]

@bajesus666 THAT IS ABSOLUTELY CORRECT

[Mitchellpilot909]

@bajesus666 I know man. Every southwest flight I go on the flight attendant says something funny!

[istomppuppies666]

@bajesus666 Rapping or rapeing? Just wanted to check and make sure this was NOT a typo before I book my next flight. I'd prefer a sodomy free flight.

[bajesus666]

@istomppuppies666 there is no typo in that comment. *rapping* is spelled correctly

[circusboy90210]

@bajesus666 who cares rap is talentless.

[bajesus666]

@circusboy90210 it is better than hearing the same old boring announcement

[wtfsincerlyjapan]

@bajesus666 jet blue is the same

[bajesus666]

@wtfsincerlyjapan but if it aint Boeing then i aint going!

[wtfsincerlyjapan]

@bajesus666 true true

[meRyanP]

@bajesus666 You're an idiot, they don't hand select the nations best pilots. You act like they have some extreme selection process. A Southwest pilot is no better than a United pilot or a jetBlue pilot.

[bajesus666]

@meRyanP Southwest ranks second in the US safety record with 0.0000203 accidents per flight. Also, during an interview the person doing the hiring will choose only the best. 15 year Air Force KC-10 pilot with 2000 hours who has been flying since he was 16 is a better candidate than someone who just graduated Riddle with barely enough time for ATP certificate. Good hiring means good pilots. Not saying other airline pilots are garbage, because they are most of the time just as good.

[meRyanP]

@bajesus666 You're an idiot again, Southwest doesn't hire people without an ATP. You also have to get your own 737 type rating. I'm not sure why you bring up the safety record, a good safety record can be achieved by any airline pilot, it comes down to MX 9 out of 10 times. Southwest is the only airline to have the same major incident happen twice within two years (top of the plane coming off). I like Southwest, but you are over glorifying the pilots.

[bajesus666]

@meRyanP All i did was mention the pilots they hire are safe; excluding other airlines. Just a simple comment on a youtube video. I just said they hire the "best" pilots, not always as a literal term. hell, i think hershey makes the "best" chocolate, but thats my opinion. what ever southwest is doing, they should keep it up.

[SuperWolf177]

lol i want to be on that flight hahahahaha

[jasleil]

24 people was fired from SouthWest.

[TheGruggi]

No smoking is airline policy but if you need a fag---see me after landing or give us a wink near the toilet. viewings of the cock pit are available.

[dadnapt24]

Must be in San Fransisco

[fleetline8]

How about pushing the fag out the door after takeoff!

[k3coyotes55]

normally the flight attendants make the safety briefing, not the pilot. the pilot is busy communicating with the tower.

[bajesus666]

@k3coyotes55 they also have to do demos. there are 2 pilots on the flight deck. one is usually talking to ATC while the other flys the airplane

[scoobyj32]

Is that Hopkins international in Cleveland?

[wfukfm]

@scoobyj32 i dont think it is cause he said 3hrs and some odd minutes to Chicago midway

[brohan914]

cut. print. gay.

[BIGFOOTNICK1]

OMG I love that

[Psythik]

I'm pretty sure Southwest pays them to be funny. Last time I flew Southwest the flight attendant was also making jokes like "If you need a flight attendant, please press the hairy light bulb button".

[MrAaront703]

1:34 lol

[MrAaront703]

put it over your head, already you look beautifully fashionable !! :L

I would love to have a pilot like this on every flight, it would make you feel comfortable.

[McWeslyF1]

No wonder why southwest has highest customer satisfaction according to consumer reports!

[Weegee010]

everyone on southwest does stuff like this

[genrolecaspe]

"If you don't like our service, and the flight gets too long, we have six emergency exits"

EPIC!!!

[violentcake]

Are you sure this pilot wasnt a terrorist - Like This to see lool :)

[SamLynn93]

what was this pilots name?!?!?! xD i want him to fly me places!

[bpineschi]

SWA LAX

[SlobusNS]

SWA :D

[awesomeness1290]

i think that plane was flown by southwest airlines

[justwatchitnowok]

Is this an air steward or the pilot speaking? usually the pilots are the one telling the gate to gate timings...haha....anyway..love it....

[samb1100]

@justwatchitnowok it's always the stewards that makes the security pre flight annoucment thing or whatever it's called ;D

[rallycar757]

i got the same announcement once on southwest to

[rahmanroni]

I wish all safety flight instructions were this funny. lol

[Skullteen]

@rahmanroni Most of them on Southwest are usually funny.

[fuzzydeathray]

When the attendants joke around like this, it not only eases some of the stress induced by TSA and extortionate fees, but i also p[aid full attention to everything he was saying

I hope this wasn't American Airlines, as i vowed never to fly them agfain but would love to fly with this guy!

[snareskillz]

@fuzzydeathray It is southwest. They are known for doing this

[JelloBean05]

haha

[77bubba00]

Very creative! Good job!



[KingKresich]

lmao this guy is so GAY!!!!

[AdamDavisHollywood]

Does anyone know his name?

[masuman1]

wow i love this it made me laugh who was the pilot

[cancerman50]

Had me laughing out loud. I loved it. Right up there with that guy that rapped the safety instructions.

[7john7cena7]

Lol very funny part: " If you dont like our service, there are 6 emergency exits" looool!!!!

[SaberTanker22]

@7john7cena7 Gotta love that line.

[Vaughn805]

@7john7cena7 LMFAO X100!!!!!!!!!!

[heelrunner]

Southwest crew are often very funny. I had this flight once, where the attendant kept on stand up comedy from San Diego to San Jose.

[xspacie]

I actually listen to this one usually i dont hmmmm

[LiberalPRIEST]

What airline is this????

[almostlate]

@LiberalPRIEST southwest i fly them allllllllllllll the time i've had this guy like twice....

[D2DRUMM]

We're about coming through the cabin to check that your seat belts are vastened and if your shoesh match your outfitxD

[jaec52609]

wat airline was this? i obviously took the wrong airline when i travelled....lmao

[aval1998]

i wish i was on this flight! xD

[Raffomat]

ah, so FUCKING GOOD!

[blackopsprovider]

i can't actually figure out how people dislike this video.

[Mrw0fflez]

"insert a quarter for every min. of oxygen" lol great

[kinhat]

"Beautifully fashionable" yellow one should work better!! lol

[yankeered2k6]

I <3 Southwest

[AutoManiacNYY26]

i want this guy to do the pre-flight announcement on my flight lmao

[MySkyisClear]

Haha rare people like them makes flying so much better.

[shooteraod]

No other airline beats Southwest Airlines.

[McBallyhoo]

yea... theres a reason I like to fly Southwest

[HotChilliSquirrel]

I didn't realise Gok Wan was a flight attendant...?

[MaxDamageProductions]

The guy sounds EXTREMELY gay XD

[freedomii6]

@MaxDamageProductions yes, but they are the funniest ones...

[harrygoozee]

a330's have winglets like it too and i have never seen a south west airline aircraft

[DJJakubz]

@harrygoozee

Not even close. The winglets on a 737 are really tall and slender.

The winglets on an A330 are much broader.

[harrygoozee]

@DJJakubz now i have noticed now in pictures

[harrygoozee]

is this a airbus a330?

[FloriBlueAngel]

@harrygoozee this is SOUTHWEST AIRLINES!!! EVER SEEN AN A330 FLYING FOR SWA???? They ONLY fly 737-500/700 ... I don´t know more but you see on the winglet it´s the "gold" version of a swa-machine ... a 737-700 I think ... please let me know if I´m wrong

[DJJakubz]

@FloriBlueAngel

Not to get too nit-picky, but they also fly the 737-300 (almost 200). There is a chance it's a -300 retro-fitted with winglets.

[jchang911]

i'm going to take this plane just so i can listen to this guy talk

[drewmagoo1]

So nelly. So adorable.

[FlightSimAnt]

SW Airlines FTW

[qwerty112311]

@FlightSimAnt Worse service, often it is even more expensive than legacy carriers, and just shitty in general.

[straydisciple]

hahahahah or lean forward all twisted up

[deeringdeluxe]

haha These beats the normal "blah blah blah".

[hotelhotel111]

what plane was this?

[blueflame53]

@hotelhotel111 a 737 I believe because of the winglets.

[hotelhotel111]

@blueflame53

I don't think so, please have a look at 1'45 sec. That isn't a motor of a 737 !

[8justin88]

@hotelhotel111 yes it is a 737... thats the only plane southwest operates... although they use 3 variations of it.

[kingflyer223]

@8justin88 maybe 757 who knows only the guy who made this

[8justin88]

@kingflyer223 not really... google it... the winglet is southwest airlines, and southwest only flies 737's... so yeah. only option there...

[bahamabrz]

I think we were all just given permission to open the hatch while in flight. Can you spell "explosive decompression?"

[fudge867]

lol as if he's planning to crash

[vomittbomb]

This totally made my day!

[ejhsskater]

Where was this?

[Relicangel]

That safety-brief made me laugh! :)

[950rpm]

kinda sounds a bit like robin williams

[pricelessppp]

southwest ya

[Airrivalsgamer]

hmm the sound and the winglet is like an 737-800

[SWA2155]

@Airrivalsgamer  SWA does not currently operate the 737-800, this could be changed in the very near future. The Pilots for SWA have just finished taking a vote and it passed. They should receive their first shipment of -800's in 2011 This would most likely be a 737-700.

[TomieUK]

Great, wish Ryanair or Easyjet had ppl like him :)

[LizardWizard012298]

lolz a gold southwest plane.

[Slosphere]

I have flown with this crew before!! They were Great!!! :-)

[savagebollox]

A very funny announcement ;)

[Koumrian]

@ 1:50 "insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen" lol don't laugh tho, knowing how the airlines are, they may just start to do that!!!

[ffdarien123]

WOW!!!

Me: im going out side momma.

Mom: ware?

Me: to kick 20 dumb asses to the ground who don't like this video.

Mom: are you doing this alone!?

Me: nope, I have 1,155 people to back me up.

Mom: Ok, have fun. Thumbs up if you are one of the 1,155 that will help me kick there asses?

[MikeGasm]

@ffdarien123

just.. no

[Deltapilot96]

@ffdarien123 Fail :)

[eivissano]

Now, that was the best :-))

[Sooksawaspakdee961]

Southwest is the only airline i fly with in north America, the rest are today just horrible in every way.

[basketbuie]

Southwest is the best airline

[sonicfan1996]

This shit should be STANDARD on all flights, more people would pay attention if it was!

[flightsimmer1234]

there is annother yank trying to be funny

[AmtrakSurfliner768]

LOL a quarter for OXYGEN?!! EPIC!

[meganite03]

someone is a fashionist!

[cyberboy222]

xD funny

[goianoboy]

hillaaiouss!! lmaoooo wish all flights would be like this!!

[rawrgrr4298]

This video cracks me up everytime.