my GDI: 5, meditation is a relaxation technique and can include dreams, dreams themselves are a peek into your own psyche, so you MAY (unlikely) learn something about yourself, or find some knowledge you didn't know you had..... that said sleep can be equally effective...
Sorry, @DesolateOfficial. I took the test twice for accuracy and I still come up with a score of 0. I do not consider myself closed minded nor an idiot, despite your offer of a false dichotomy. If you think you can point out the areas of my supposed "close-minded"(ness) or idiocy, please feel free to do so.
These questions are quite stupid because they say "Do you think a.... MAY HAVE...." of course it's possible that an intelligent conscious being has created the universe (you can't rule it out, because we don't know), so the answer would be "yes" for atheists and theists alike. However if you remove the "may have" it is a entirely different question. Do I think a God or some sort of conscious being has created the universe? No. Do I think it's possible? Yes (even if it is highly unlikely)
@ronaldwangdra1995 Then there should be three alternatives. I only watched the first three questions and forgot to mention it in my earlier post. But it's impossible to get 0 on this test, unless you're a close-minded idiot.
Very good. But I doubt it will make any difference to @CFAMA (Keith) @GodsWordIsLaw on Twitter He is the nuttiest nut in the bag.He is calling for the death of anyone that disagrees with him, women homosexuals atheists disabled etc. I scored zero.
Puhf! I scored ZERO! I'm disappointed in you Edward Current... VERY disappointed! Such score should have earned something like "Exceptionally Lucid Individual". But nooo... "Normal" is all I get! You've hurt my non-existent faith with your inconsideration and I expect some appology from your part... or, at least, a simple thank you for having subbed! loll }:cD
Umm, I guess that is not really what you believe in, because that is my believe (for now, until they'll found something newer in CERN) and I've scored 15 points.
In response to the idiot EdwardCurrent's original comments: Rejoicing that the person who made this video won't be with you in heaven is identical to rejoicing in the fact that they will suffer and burn for eternity. If this is the case, then you are a sick, sick sack of human waste and your god is even lowlier than you.
@Caedyron Yeah. Fuck. I know now, I didn't recognize the guy's voice, if I'd seen his face I would have known who it was. I should have known better. Still, its a valid point for all the christians who think that way.
I got the "mildly deluded" cause I said you could gain access to things through prayer or meditation. What I mean is that you can access things in your brain through something like meditation or some sort of "deep thought" that you would otherwise would not be able to access with regular thinking. So I don't know if that is wrong or not haha.
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If you got zero your ignorant as fuck. The first few questions use the word 'may', implying that it is a possibility, as there is no definite proof that it wasn't a higher being. The possibility is so small, it is almost negligible, however it it there, and people need to not fall into the trap that religious people so often do, that some things cannot be answered for sure and it is silly to say that there defiantly was not a creator.
@alexwoolleu I agree at question 4 they took out the may, but after the first three questions i had 40 points (i think i didn't write down the score) because there is the remote possibility even if I don't think it's a likely one. It's ok though I guess since I still fit into the first category.
If you haven't noticed - that's the first 3 questions. And they add up to exactly 40 points, which is 'normal' according to the scale. The remaining 5 points are from question 5.
In general, this isn't meant to be a serious. The questions and the point scale is quite obviously designed to appeal to very specific populations.
@alexwoolleu It's not ignorance, it's logic. The question says "Do you believe..." I am truly an atheist and do not believe that there is even a possibility a "higher being" created the universe. Is there a possibility? Sure, if you say so. But do I actually believe there is a possibility? No way.
The only reason there is still considered a "possibility" of a creator is because of blatant disregard of evidence. It's considered a theory for how the world began, but gravity is just a theory too.
Do you believe that anything at all could pop into or out of existence or a combo of both at any given time whether it be a bike, a Pespi, a pile of dog shit, a bycicle, a T-Rex, you great grandmother, your great grandmother's grandmother, the number 7, infinity, gravity, the universe itself, the planet Neptune, the sun, the earth, your computer, your toilet, the grocery store you shop at, half your left arm, you breasts, your testicles, your nose, a Snickers bar, if yes then you are an atheist.
@johhnycarlos Have you no understanding of scientific theories whatsoever and don't realise that backspace exists therefore you can't fix the typing mistakes you make and make a logical sentence? If yes then you are simply johhnycarlos.
A delusional person has been called batshit crazy in this video. If someone suffers delusions or hallucinations, that person is subject to psychiatric treatment and there's a general sympathy toward that person. They are not stated unworthy or respect and tolerance. Who is being intolerant in this video? Atheists. Who uses fowl language that is below acceptable ethical norms? Atheists. I'm not backing God loving chaps. But, they aren't poisoning the society.Its an innocent act like sex.
@frankvonfrauner For the last two centuries you scientists and psychiatrists "treated" homosexuals successfully. That behavior was not considered as a norm. You hate religions because they put a bar on homosexuality. Seems like every westerner or atheist is a bloody homo. Take for instance 'Zinnia Jones' who has over 1000 videos where homosexuality has been labelled as innocent and acceptable and religions have been targeted by her/him...only because he's a fag.
@frankvonfrauner Dude, where in religion is scientific studies prohibited? No where. Where in Quran does god urge us to refrain from research and development. I personally hate religion only because God especially Allah is a dummy.
@tradecycles I didn't say anything specifically about "scientific studies." There are Judeo-Chrstian sects that advocate the world in only 6000 years old "cuz the bible says so"
There are people who believe that god watches them masturbate.
This is irrational thought. Religion encourages it.
The basis of Judeo-Christian religions and Islam is that a perfect god created us imperfectly and we're being punished for it. It's worthy of ridicule.
@robytzu97 Hey, where did I threaten this low priced gigolo? Are you really delusional? You see peacelovers like me threaten you? Come on, do something useful. Where in Europe do you live? hmmm sounds like you're irish or polish. they think through their balls.
I got a much higher score on the technicality that you said "may have" in many questions. I keep in mind, although I consider myself an atheist, that we are not 100% sure that there isn't a form of divinity.
@JAB63096 Yes, but everything under 50 is still possibly atheist and doesn't count as deluded at all. Only the first three questions were worded like that, so you shouldn't have more than 40 points as an atheist.
well to be honest i got a very high delusion score,but these weren't really black and white questions some had a rhetorical premise while other based on said premise
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All the "may be" and the "possibly" on the first few got me, those things may be highly unlikely, and I may treat them as unrealistic, but I can't deny them 100% as being impossible.
Man I have TILTED this pin ball machine. Well I'll have get over my GD ...BUT whats with the dude who made this vid? ... he sure got a BIG "GOD COMPLEX"!!
@Furoar Well which are you? Agnostic or atheist? If you answered yes to 10 that means that you believe in a god AND that evil stems from a single source.
@shagoosty Wtf? Did you even read my rationale for the answer? I did not mention "Satan" or some such thing and I don't see any feasable way it could be twisted into meaning I believe in supernatural phenomena.
@Furoar Question 10 "...despite the existence of an omnipotent being generally interested in promoting good?" If you say yes to ten you must believe in God.
@shagoosty Yup, never doubted it, just had trouble seeing how the question was loaded. Oh about the agnostic atheist thing, agnostic is about knowledge and atheist is about belief, so together it's to the effect of "I lack belief because nothing is known" which is a little strange to have to state because all humans are in the state of agnosticism despite any delusions present that makes one think otherwise. I really feel militant/strong atheists should be regarded "antitheists" by semantics.
@Furoar I can see where you're coming from with that however I do disagree on some level. Agnostics treat the existence of a divine being as a valid hypothesis, atheists don't treat the existence of a divine being any differently than the idea of pixies, what I would have thought an antitheist would be is someone who actively believes that a divine being does not exist
@BlackAssassinBlade People often forget a part in denouncing pixies - There is no evidence of pixies {on Earth}
Even though its clear pixies were conceptualized by imagination, it doesn't do anything to the potential of beings similar or exact to this concept being in existence somewhere else when regarding an {unlimited context}
@Furoar That's exactly what I'm saying, As an atheist I don't say that god definitely doesn't exist because there's no evidence to suggest that but there's also no evidence or empirical logic to suggest that he does exist. An antitheist I would have thought would believe that he doesn't exist despit the lack of evidence thereof
@Furoar I'm a strong atheist. I mean, it depends on how do you define god. The existance of a thing can be necesarily, possible, or impossible. For example, some christians argue that if the universe exist, a creator necesarily exist. He can just be possible, that makes you an agnostic or a weak atheist. Or you can think some characteristics of a specific god are mutually exclusive and that that specific god is impossible in any concibable universe. (continue)
@Furoar In my case, I find logical contradictions in some of the christians definitions of omnipotent, but there are some omnipotent definitions that aren't impossible. Mercy I think that is a suspension of justice, so perfect mercy and perfect justice is imposible, and some people claim that their god is perfect in mercy and in justice. Omnipotent, omnipresent, perfect in all senses and ways; is really hard not to be impossible. But there are some definitions that are possible, but very unlikly
@lautaa33 There are an infinity of possibilities given our current absolute lack of knowledge regarding any supernatural medium and any entities that may or may not exist within them. (Omni- whatever is all just conjecture from imagination)
How did you calculate likelihood from 1 divided by infinity?
@Furoar Omni- whatever is welldefined sometimes. Yes, we lack knowledge of what (sometimes by definition) is unkownable, but contradictons CAN'T exist, that is a logic absolute, they are contradictions. If your definition of god can create a bald man with braids at the same time and in the same sense, then your god is impossible.
In the likelihood thing, I tend to follow the principle of Occam's_razor (google it). The more assumptions a claim makes, the more improbable it is.
I'm aware of the impossibility of contradictions...but it is an assumption to say they cannot exist {anywhere} which you imply (and even incorrect because they exist in the conceptual realm easily; Invisible Pink Unicorn) So the fact we actually have is that contradictions cannot exist within our universe. We can't rule out potential of something outside of our area of natural laws, that our minds cannot fathom.
@lautaa33 (cont) "...the razor is a principle that suggests we should tend towards simpler theories until we can trade some simplicity for increased explanatory power. Contrary to the popular summary, the simplest available theory is sometimes a less accurate explanation. Philosophers also add that the exact meaning of "simplest" can be nuanced in the first place."
@Furoar And i'm an engineer student, 1 divided by infinity tends to 0, you can graph "f(x)=1/x" and you will see. But i'm not quite sure why did you ask me that mathematical question, i'm not claiming that i can exactly calculate the probabilities of existance of the unknown.
@lautaa33 Also, probability has to go on something like a pie chart, not a graph. Else it wouldn't make much sense. Probabilities have to add up to 100% (representative of all possible outcomes/potential)
How do you propose we slice a circle infinite times?
@Furoar I know the critics of the simples theory, thats because now the occam razor is defined like "the theory that makes more assumptions", not the simplest. It is empirical proved that the theory with less assumptions (this is, assumptions without evidence) has less probabilities to be the true theory.
And when you divide the fucking pie infinit times, each part will tend to represent a 0% of the total pie (the concept of tendency is what mathematicans use when using infinit).
@lautaa33 If you're really an engineer student, you're more likely to succeed if you DON'T MAKE THINGS UP. I didn't use Occam's here. But, I'll try it for kicks: You're not an engineer student at all, you're full of shit.
How rude, Occam. How rude.
If you're speaking of "central tendency," it's completely the wrong thing here. That's about averaging.
0% is also wrong. 0 is the limit. You can't average these. The slices cannot even be represented. INFINITE SLICES CAN NEVER {ALL} BE DRAWN IN.
@lautaa33 Do explain how anything you were saying actually works then. You've sure made an illusion that you don't comprehend philosophy and mathematics, so disillusion me, {in detail}.
@Furoar Man, just google it, you will find lots of pages explaining the concept of dividing by infinit. Obviously infinity is not a number, is a concept, so the result will not be a specific number, but an arbitrary number that is pretty close to 0, thats why we say that it 'tends' to be zero (obvously is not zero). GOOGLE IT. Leave me alone.
No to All Questions. Its = 0
Thanks God I'm Normal and also Thanks To You God For Making Me An Atheist.
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MrUlubay 4 days ago
I wonder who got 100009995 points.....
doombybbr 4 days ago
my GDI: 5, meditation is a relaxation technique and can include dreams, dreams themselves are a peek into your own psyche, so you MAY (unlikely) learn something about yourself, or find some knowledge you didn't know you had..... that said sleep can be equally effective...
doombybbr 4 days ago
@doombybbr exactly my thoughts and my GDI because of the same question :)
can16358p 4 days ago
Sorry, @DesolateOfficial. I took the test twice for accuracy and I still come up with a score of 0. I do not consider myself closed minded nor an idiot, despite your offer of a false dichotomy. If you think you can point out the areas of my supposed "close-minded"(ness) or idiocy, please feel free to do so.
yeshuahfullofit 5 days ago
This sounds A LOT like "Mark" from "Austin Stone Church" that Poe'd the Atheist Experience. He has fun.
JimmyJamJack 5 days ago
These questions are quite stupid because they say "Do you think a.... MAY HAVE...." of course it's possible that an intelligent conscious being has created the universe (you can't rule it out, because we don't know), so the answer would be "yes" for atheists and theists alike. However if you remove the "may have" it is a entirely different question. Do I think a God or some sort of conscious being has created the universe? No. Do I think it's possible? Yes (even if it is highly unlikely)
DesolateOfficial 1 week ago
@DesolateOfficial Why is it stupid? The world doesn't just consist of atheists and theists, you know... There are also agnostics...
and anyways, if you answer those questions with a yes, you won't get the batshit crazy rating
ronaldwangdra1995 1 week ago
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DesolateOfficial 1 week ago
@ronaldwangdra1995 Then there should be three alternatives. I only watched the first three questions and forgot to mention it in my earlier post. But it's impossible to get 0 on this test, unless you're a close-minded idiot.
DesolateOfficial 1 week ago
@DesolateOfficial There's a reason he made it so the sum of the "may" questions add up to 40..
If he made the questions too complicated(detailed), it would take some fun out of it since the video is too serious.
ronaldwangdra1995 1 week ago
My God Delusion Index is 100,009,995... I guess I'm a nutter LOL
BlueBrickTARDIS 1 week ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
BATSHIT CRAZY
NinjaOfTheThings 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
I scored a 15 by answering the 1st two questions "Yes."
But only because he used the word "MAY" lol
AoSSaint 2 weeks ago
Very good. But I doubt it will make any difference to @CFAMA (Keith) @GodsWordIsLaw on Twitter He is the nuttiest nut in the bag.He is calling for the death of anyone that disagrees with him, women homosexuals atheists disabled etc. I scored zero.
Nightguard5008 2 weeks ago
Puhf! I scored ZERO! I'm disappointed in you Edward Current... VERY disappointed! Such score should have earned something like "Exceptionally Lucid Individual". But nooo... "Normal" is all I get! You've hurt my non-existent faith with your inconsideration and I expect some appology from your part... or, at least, a simple thank you for having subbed! loll }:cD
EctoBuzz 2 weeks ago
15 points
YES!
foojuice101 3 weeks ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck my entire family is BATSHIT CRAZY!!!!
HeavyDickSince93 1 month ago in playlist Atheism
What about the idea that a (non-bible) god started the big bang and the evolutionary process...90 points, mildly deluded. haha.
osiris7nz 1 month ago
@osiris7nz
Umm, I guess that is not really what you believe in, because that is my believe (for now, until they'll found something newer in CERN) and I've scored 15 points.
IndianaJaws 3 weeks ago
Do you believe god? Yes. Give yourself 60,000,000,000 points
BaxterXenon 1 month ago
70 points, but that's because on one of the early +100 questions it was yes or no, and i was maybe, so i gave myself +50
yko487 1 month ago
0 points xD
ThatFuckingAtheist 1 month ago
40 points for me, a convinced atheist.. :) As long as the questions contain 'may be', it is pretty much impossible to say no..
Quarkza 1 month ago
0 pts for me
kyekire 1 month ago
@kyekire thats abit sad meditation does give you thoughts that wouldnt happen normaly but prayer dosnt
zoroisabeast 3 weeks ago
@zoroisabeast Meditation is just thinking without distraction. So there is nothing supernatural about it.
AresExodus 3 weeks ago
@AresExodus i didnt say it was supernatural but the way thebuddha achived nirvana was through meditation (and several other things)
zoroisabeast 2 weeks ago
0 points! Blank as a new born baby.
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TheNightsMoon 1 month ago
I scored -666 ... how did that happen?
2012GreenGhost420 2 months ago 36
@2012GreenGhost420 you may have done the math wrong but obviously math and science don't matter to the deluded so it is irrelevant
ninjabui8 1 month ago
@ninjabui8
Are you aware that his/her comment was a joke?
MysticyPhoenix 1 month ago
@MysticyPhoenix yes it is supposed to be a joke itself,
ninjabui8 1 month ago
@ninjabui8
Ahh. Looking in that perspective it makes sense.
MysticyPhoenix 1 month ago
@2012GreenGhost420 be thankful it wasn't 616, as the number of the beast is mistranslated, it should be 616.
doombybbr 4 days ago
@doombybbr
yup your right! How do u know this fun fact?
2012GreenGhost420 4 days ago
...yeah, stick to stupid. You're better at it.
IoEstasCedonta 2 months ago
I got 40 points...I'm apparently quite deluded for an atheist
eclectic593 2 months ago
@eclectic593 actually 45 including question 5, but I'm not sure if it has religious implications or not...
eclectic593 2 months ago
In response to the idiot EdwardCurrent's original comments: Rejoicing that the person who made this video won't be with you in heaven is identical to rejoicing in the fact that they will suffer and burn for eternity. If this is the case, then you are a sick, sick sack of human waste and your god is even lowlier than you.
htomerif 2 months ago
@htomerif
Satire, dude.
Caedyron 2 months ago in playlist Caedyron's favorites
@Caedyron Yeah. Fuck. I know now, I didn't recognize the guy's voice, if I'd seen his face I would have known who it was. I should have known better. Still, its a valid point for all the christians who think that way.
htomerif 2 months ago
@htomerif
"Amen", brother.
Caedyron 2 months ago
I got 15 points.
offwithurhead 2 months ago in playlist Edward Currant master of Christian Satire
I got the "mildly deluded" cause I said you could gain access to things through prayer or meditation. What I mean is that you can access things in your brain through something like meditation or some sort of "deep thought" that you would otherwise would not be able to access with regular thinking. So I don't know if that is wrong or not haha.
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@TheStarvingSamurai Oops take that second "would" out of there :P
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I don't plan to spend any minute with you and your imaginary friend in non-existent place.
vasilijerajovic 3 months ago 18
@vasilijerajovic You do realize that Edward Current is an atheist who does religious satire videos, right?
gabberis 1 week ago
@EdwardCurrent Jesus burns in hypothetical hell? Wow!
BytEfLUSh 3 months ago
sounds like Nelson Van Alden
SamEladio 3 months ago
if you actually took this test, give yourself 1 million points for thinking this guy actually knows science XD
Fleckaveli 3 months ago
Edward Current, your Fascist Index is at 200,000,000 by the end of this video. When do you intend to begin enforcing your thoughtcrime regulations?
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FrankieSayRelaxxx1 3 months ago
Give yourself 5 points ... 600 points ... 8,000 points ... 100,000,000 points. Lmao nice point system. XD
littlesaresare 3 months ago in playlist More videos from EdwardCurrent
If you answered yes, give yourself 100 MILLION POINTS!
egall090 3 months ago
Zero
nononsenseinrational 3 months ago
599 people didnt use a pen and a pencil while doing this test
hassan997686 3 months ago
rofl at the scoring system
LOGIC42369 3 months ago
Wait, if i consider the discontinuation of existence of self as a negative it's 400 points? :(
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DanilloOverman 4 months ago
I wonder how many points did that guy on the cross scored......
xtmn8 4 months ago
If you got zero your ignorant as fuck. The first few questions use the word 'may', implying that it is a possibility, as there is no definite proof that it wasn't a higher being. The possibility is so small, it is almost negligible, however it it there, and people need to not fall into the trap that religious people so often do, that some things cannot be answered for sure and it is silly to say that there defiantly was not a creator.
alexwoolleu 4 months ago 2
@alexwoolleu I agree at question 4 they took out the may, but after the first three questions i had 40 points (i think i didn't write down the score) because there is the remote possibility even if I don't think it's a likely one. It's ok though I guess since I still fit into the first category.
Stealtht6 3 months ago
@alexwoolleu
If you haven't noticed - that's the first 3 questions. And they add up to exactly 40 points, which is 'normal' according to the scale. The remaining 5 points are from question 5.
In general, this isn't meant to be a serious. The questions and the point scale is quite obviously designed to appeal to very specific populations.
narutofan9999 2 months ago
@alexwoolleu It's not ignorance, it's logic. The question says "Do you believe..." I am truly an atheist and do not believe that there is even a possibility a "higher being" created the universe. Is there a possibility? Sure, if you say so. But do I actually believe there is a possibility? No way.
The only reason there is still considered a "possibility" of a creator is because of blatant disregard of evidence. It's considered a theory for how the world began, but gravity is just a theory too.
betterdrummerjoe 2 months ago
Lol. the bat shit crazy part made my day. This video is awesome.
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Do you believe that anything at all could pop into or out of existence or a combo of both at any given time whether it be a bike, a Pespi, a pile of dog shit, a bycicle, a T-Rex, you great grandmother, your great grandmother's grandmother, the number 7, infinity, gravity, the universe itself, the planet Neptune, the sun, the earth, your computer, your toilet, the grocery store you shop at, half your left arm, you breasts, your testicles, your nose, a Snickers bar, if yes then you are an atheist.
johhnycarlos 4 months ago
@johhnycarlos Have you no understanding of scientific theories whatsoever and don't realise that backspace exists therefore you can't fix the typing mistakes you make and make a logical sentence? If yes then you are simply johhnycarlos.
offwithurhead 2 months ago
@offwithurhead LOL, such a thought out response, Christian theism is destroyed. Congrats you alone have finally done it.
johhnycarlos 2 months ago
My god, I got a zero. I'm so happy. HAHAHA
penlovmov 4 months ago
i got 5 :P
RobinRc666 4 months ago
HEY! I know 2 people who died because of batshit! thats disrespectful to them!
paenitet7nullum 4 months ago
shut up faggots, you all know that you have a dick for the purpose of sticking it in vaginas.
paenitet7nullum 4 months ago
597 people are either ....5:30 or ....5:50
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biggsleezy 4 months ago
0 points goml
GlompasaurusRex 4 months ago
5 points; yay, I'm normal! :D
suracs 5 months ago
A delusional person has been called batshit crazy in this video. If someone suffers delusions or hallucinations, that person is subject to psychiatric treatment and there's a general sympathy toward that person. They are not stated unworthy or respect and tolerance. Who is being intolerant in this video? Atheists. Who uses fowl language that is below acceptable ethical norms? Atheists. I'm not backing God loving chaps. But, they aren't poisoning the society.Its an innocent act like sex.
tradecycles 5 months ago
@tradecycles It's funny that you use sex as your example. In Iran, execution is the sentence for gay sex because of religious law.
frankvonfrauner 4 months ago
@frankvonfrauner For the last two centuries you scientists and psychiatrists "treated" homosexuals successfully. That behavior was not considered as a norm. You hate religions because they put a bar on homosexuality. Seems like every westerner or atheist is a bloody homo. Take for instance 'Zinnia Jones' who has over 1000 videos where homosexuality has been labelled as innocent and acceptable and religions have been targeted by her/him...only because he's a fag.
tradecycles 4 months ago
@tradecycles No, I hate religions because they put a bar on rational thought.
frankvonfrauner 4 months ago
@frankvonfrauner Dude, where in religion is scientific studies prohibited? No where. Where in Quran does god urge us to refrain from research and development. I personally hate religion only because God especially Allah is a dummy.
tradecycles 4 months ago
@tradecycles I didn't say anything specifically about "scientific studies." There are Judeo-Chrstian sects that advocate the world in only 6000 years old "cuz the bible says so"
There are people who believe that god watches them masturbate.
This is irrational thought. Religion encourages it.
The basis of Judeo-Christian religions and Islam is that a perfect god created us imperfectly and we're being punished for it. It's worthy of ridicule.
frankvonfrauner 4 months ago
@frankvonfrauner That's why I called god a pussy dummy.
tradecycles 4 months ago
@robytzu97 You suck roby dogi.
tradecycles 5 months ago
@tradecycles lol desperate much ? you think you can threaten me over the internet ? bitch i will snap your neck
robytzu97 5 months ago
@robytzu97 Hey, where did I threaten this low priced gigolo? Are you really delusional? You see peacelovers like me threaten you? Come on, do something useful. Where in Europe do you live? hmmm sounds like you're irish or polish. they think through their balls.
tradecycles 5 months ago
at least im noy bat shit crazy
gradsssara 5 months ago
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i am batshit crazy :(
realbojay 5 months ago
wHEN HE SAID bATSHIT CRAZY i lmao xd sO FUNNY i AM normal!
RichtoffenRoach 5 months ago
10,000+ is what sherri sheperd would score if she took this test.
Wordlaw12 5 months ago
I got a much higher score on the technicality that you said "may have" in many questions. I keep in mind, although I consider myself an atheist, that we are not 100% sure that there isn't a form of divinity.
JAB63096 5 months ago
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@JAB63096 Yes, but everything under 50 is still possibly atheist and doesn't count as deluded at all. Only the first three questions were worded like that, so you shouldn't have more than 40 points as an atheist.
ParaSpite 5 months ago
Ha ha 9,395 points Go big or go home lol
yungphate 5 months ago
The 5 points between 1995 and 2000 seem rather big on that line ^^
nezrif27 5 months ago
i scored just 5 on 1st Q then all the rest - answer no
akalexi312 5 months ago
50 points :P
BleachGod2 5 months ago
I scored a 45. Passed with the skin or my teeth. Hopefully my score will go down the more I open my eyes.
Wordlaw12 5 months ago
I am Highly deluded.
I am also a witch.... XD
narutofreaktenten 5 months ago
Oh man I suck, i got zero points T_T Why didnt I study more for this exam? Why? WHY?
TervelBG 5 months ago
well to be honest i got a very high delusion score,but these weren't really black and white questions some had a rhetorical premise while other based on said premise
iam moderately deluded
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
-100 points.
c0mpiled 5 months ago
@c0mpiled
lol
Wordlaw12 5 months ago
Zero points.
daftmarzo 5 months ago
hooray im normal!
Evanisawesome54321 5 months ago
What does that say ?
7mood1988 5 months ago
I got 15 points
7mood1988 5 months ago
nothing happens after u die, thats the whole meaning of death
Shazzashazbot 5 months ago
@Shazzashazbot so its just blackness your erased from exictence.
sexyman12345ization 5 months ago
@sexyman12345ization yup pretty much. your biomass, so u start to decay and break down. and u have to give the energy u borrowed from the earth back :L but no i dont think your just erased from existence, coz ur still in people memories.
Shazzashazbot 5 months ago
5 points for me :]
Wonder how many people got batshit crazy and actually watched the whole video
Great quiz!
WitchHunter93 5 months ago
5 points. Yay.
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TheServiceWeb 5 months ago
I got 0. . . Yay!
airskyrevival 6 months ago
i got 35.. :D
joshuagoboom 6 months ago
this video is so funny, but at the same so realistic, it made me laugh for a long time.
thank you for educating and entertaining us.
zulfitareen 6 months ago
ITT: trolls trolling trolls.
V0r4xiz 6 months ago
All the "may be" and the "possibly" on the first few got me, those things may be highly unlikely, and I may treat them as unrealistic, but I can't deny them 100% as being impossible.
Still, I managed to score in the normal range :P
Ryakki 6 months ago
one test i'm glad to get a zero on xD
pimpinfool 6 months ago 7
i scored 5
ilovecoffeev 6 months ago
proof that their definition of people scoring Batshit Crazy religious people wanting to destroy the human race.... the terrorists. xD
iLiketoSayRawr 6 months ago
BATSHIT CRAZY
That made me laugh.
58jf59 6 months ago
I scored 0!
abviolin2 6 months ago
plainly evident
TheNauded 6 months ago
@OptimalRidge Normal humans are crazy.
Strangerinasland 6 months ago
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gloriousgod 6 months ago
Wow i scored 0 i feel great thanks for a great vidio.
MrEnlightenup 6 months ago
Awesome vid, finally the Believers can see how crazy they are, thanks for posting it.
AliSkahir 6 months ago
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Agatahnai 6 months ago
thumbs up if you said "no" to all of these
mrmybuttisbig 6 months ago
the only test thats ever called me normal -_-
Taintedramen 6 months ago
Man I have TILTED this pin ball machine. Well I'll have get over my GD ...BUT whats with the dude who made this vid? ... he sure got a BIG "GOD COMPLEX"!!
Hey mate... your a prize dick head! LOL
aussieguru01 6 months ago
I got 5.
shagoosty 6 months ago
Uhh. I'm an agnostic atheist and scored 640 - highly deluded, and accused with BS.
Yes to 1-3 ; Acknowledging the possibility that was implied with the word "may"
Yes to 10 ; Evil is generated by people / mind / state of mind - malice, avarice, bigotry, selfishness, etc.
Is this not a "single source" because of plurality?
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar Well which are you? Agnostic or atheist? If you answered yes to 10 that means that you believe in a god AND that evil stems from a single source.
shagoosty 6 months ago
@shagoosty Wtf? Did you even read my rationale for the answer? I did not mention "Satan" or some such thing and I don't see any feasable way it could be twisted into meaning I believe in supernatural phenomena.
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar Question 10 "...despite the existence of an omnipotent being generally interested in promoting good?" If you say yes to ten you must believe in God.
shagoosty 6 months ago
@shagoosty Ah, so it's a double-barrelled question fallacy.
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar Yea, so go ahead and knock your final score down to 40. Now you're with us rationals :D
shagoosty 6 months ago
@shagoosty Yup, never doubted it, just had trouble seeing how the question was loaded. Oh about the agnostic atheist thing, agnostic is about knowledge and atheist is about belief, so together it's to the effect of "I lack belief because nothing is known" which is a little strange to have to state because all humans are in the state of agnosticism despite any delusions present that makes one think otherwise. I really feel militant/strong atheists should be regarded "antitheists" by semantics.
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar I can see where you're coming from with that however I do disagree on some level. Agnostics treat the existence of a divine being as a valid hypothesis, atheists don't treat the existence of a divine being any differently than the idea of pixies, what I would have thought an antitheist would be is someone who actively believes that a divine being does not exist
BlackAssassinBlade 6 months ago
@BlackAssassinBlade People often forget a part in denouncing pixies - There is no evidence of pixies {on Earth}
Even though its clear pixies were conceptualized by imagination, it doesn't do anything to the potential of beings similar or exact to this concept being in existence somewhere else when regarding an {unlimited context}
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar That's exactly what I'm saying, As an atheist I don't say that god definitely doesn't exist because there's no evidence to suggest that but there's also no evidence or empirical logic to suggest that he does exist. An antitheist I would have thought would believe that he doesn't exist despit the lack of evidence thereof
BlackAssassinBlade 6 months ago
@BlackAssassinBlade So we have the same idea but something is backwards here. Where did you get your definition of "Strong Atheism"?
Or is it did you get the impression I was referring to myself as one?
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar I never said strong atheism, I think that we really have the exact same idea
BlackAssassinBlade 6 months ago
@Furoar the whole video is kind of tongue in cheek.
mattakudesu 6 months ago
@mattakudesu Yes, I know, but I figured it to be based off a real assessment questionaire, and just the results exaggerated?
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar I'm a strong atheist. I mean, it depends on how do you define god. The existance of a thing can be necesarily, possible, or impossible. For example, some christians argue that if the universe exist, a creator necesarily exist. He can just be possible, that makes you an agnostic or a weak atheist. Or you can think some characteristics of a specific god are mutually exclusive and that that specific god is impossible in any concibable universe. (continue)
lautaa33 6 months ago
@Furoar In my case, I find logical contradictions in some of the christians definitions of omnipotent, but there are some omnipotent definitions that aren't impossible. Mercy I think that is a suspension of justice, so perfect mercy and perfect justice is imposible, and some people claim that their god is perfect in mercy and in justice. Omnipotent, omnipresent, perfect in all senses and ways; is really hard not to be impossible. But there are some definitions that are possible, but very unlikly
lautaa33 6 months ago
@lautaa33 There are an infinity of possibilities given our current absolute lack of knowledge regarding any supernatural medium and any entities that may or may not exist within them. (Omni- whatever is all just conjecture from imagination)
How did you calculate likelihood from 1 divided by infinity?
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar Omni- whatever is welldefined sometimes. Yes, we lack knowledge of what (sometimes by definition) is unkownable, but contradictons CAN'T exist, that is a logic absolute, they are contradictions. If your definition of god can create a bald man with braids at the same time and in the same sense, then your god is impossible.
In the likelihood thing, I tend to follow the principle of Occam's_razor (google it). The more assumptions a claim makes, the more improbable it is.
lautaa33 6 months ago
@lautaa33 Oh just saw the 2nd comment...
I'm aware of the impossibility of contradictions...but it is an assumption to say they cannot exist {anywhere} which you imply (and even incorrect because they exist in the conceptual realm easily; Invisible Pink Unicorn) So the fact we actually have is that contradictions cannot exist within our universe. We can't rule out potential of something outside of our area of natural laws, that our minds cannot fathom.
On Occam's (cont)
Furoar 6 months ago
@lautaa33 (cont) "...the razor is a principle that suggests we should tend towards simpler theories until we can trade some simplicity for increased explanatory power. Contrary to the popular summary, the simplest available theory is sometimes a less accurate explanation. Philosophers also add that the exact meaning of "simplest" can be nuanced in the first place."
It's not really meant for determining likelihood.
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar And i'm an engineer student, 1 divided by infinity tends to 0, you can graph "f(x)=1/x" and you will see. But i'm not quite sure why did you ask me that mathematical question, i'm not claiming that i can exactly calculate the probabilities of existance of the unknown.
lautaa33 6 months ago
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Furoar 6 months ago
@lautaa33 Also, probability has to go on something like a pie chart, not a graph. Else it wouldn't make much sense. Probabilities have to add up to 100% (representative of all possible outcomes/potential)
How do you propose we slice a circle infinite times?
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar I know the critics of the simples theory, thats because now the occam razor is defined like "the theory that makes more assumptions", not the simplest. It is empirical proved that the theory with less assumptions (this is, assumptions without evidence) has less probabilities to be the true theory.
And when you divide the fucking pie infinit times, each part will tend to represent a 0% of the total pie (the concept of tendency is what mathematicans use when using infinit).
lautaa33 6 months ago
@lautaa33 If you're really an engineer student, you're more likely to succeed if you DON'T MAKE THINGS UP. I didn't use Occam's here. But, I'll try it for kicks: You're not an engineer student at all, you're full of shit.
How rude, Occam. How rude.
If you're speaking of "central tendency," it's completely the wrong thing here. That's about averaging.
0% is also wrong. 0 is the limit. You can't average these. The slices cannot even be represented. INFINITE SLICES CAN NEVER {ALL} BE DRAWN IN.
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar Okey, if you are going to twist what I'm saying, and attack a straw man calling my liar, i'm out of here.
And don't be confuse, I'm an engineer student who is not making things up, and who is not claiming that he can draw infinite slices.
Good luck with your belief that is imposible to talk about god's likelihood.
lautaa33 6 months ago
@lautaa33 Do explain how anything you were saying actually works then. You've sure made an illusion that you don't comprehend philosophy and mathematics, so disillusion me, {in detail}.
Furoar 6 months ago
@Furoar Man, just google it, you will find lots of pages explaining the concept of dividing by infinit. Obviously infinity is not a number, is a concept, so the result will not be a specific number, but an arbitrary number that is pretty close to 0, thats why we say that it 'tends' to be zero (obvously is not zero). GOOGLE IT. Leave me alone.
lautaa33 6 months ago
@Furoar I Somewhat agree with this
QuantumOverlord 6 months ago
lol
I was watching Whose Line Is It Anyway and now I'm watching this.
how did that happen
RightOfNowhere 7 months ago
5 points
neoShinZilla 7 months ago
20pts for me
Myusernamerulez 7 months ago
@Myusernamerulez
Actually 15, my bad
Myusernamerulez 7 months ago
Perfect score, 5 points.
phmapelli 7 months ago
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andygaras 7 months ago
Batshit crazy :P
sxv123 7 months ago
I got a perfect 0 (ZERO),
but oh god how I loved the Batshit stuff !!
rgtrab 7 months ago
"If your god delusion index is 10,000 or higher, you are Bat Shit Crazy." Hilarious. lol
feralaesthetic 7 months ago