World's best cheeseburger

[assnut1000]

lol at the end. looks tasty tho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JMB129]

@assnut1000 HAHA funny screen name. That made my top 10 list for screen names.

[smithy2t8]

its making me hungry yumm

[MrILean]

What kind of cheese are you use??

[JMB129]

@MrILean It was just a block of cheddar cheese that I sliced up.

[PEANUTLOVEDADY]

I KNEW YOU WERE FROM CHICAGO FROM ONE THING IN THE VIDEO THAT ONE THING WAS THE KIND OF BEER YOU WERE DRINKING

[g8c8]

i dont like fried burgers

[PEANUTLOVEDADY]

@g8c8 SO IF NOT FRIED HOW TY

[g8c8]

@PEANUTLOVEDADY

grilled

[iPathology]

I would rather smoke a couple of bowls before i eat my burger :)

[JMB129]

@iPathology Nothing wrong with that.

[gcp5]

was that the doomsday siren in the background towards the end?

[InnGuy]

The video was cool as hell, until the end where you fell over. I've worked in foodservice for years and laughed my butt off watching this. Keep up the GREAT work!!

[JMB129]

If you were here I'd make you one bro. Right now I'm making steaks, fries, and creamed spinach, gonna wash it down with a 6 pack of Buds.

[exussupremebeing]

lol, i remember watching this 3 years ago, for the same reason i'm watching it now... i'm fucking hungry!

[rwksz]

advocado on a cheeseburger? you'r insane...

[delixander]

@rwksz don't knock it until you try it! This video does not show you how to make a real American Burger but, I can tell you that Avocados are great with burgers...Take it from a REAL CHEF!!!!

[celticguy6405]

haha two hours later... drunk and full of the best thing you've ever made, been there done that

[SmilingEyes79]

LoL, Let me guess youre either from Boston or Philly, possibly NY?

[JMB129]

Chicago

[SmilingEyes79]

Close enough.

[Zalman1337]

Chicago?

[SmilingEyes79]

You talk funny.

[JMB129]

I had quite a few beers in me before making this.

[AMULDARRY]

@JMB129 np xD

[rainbowsexparty94]

hahahhah I enjoyed this! :)

[Xrick56]

worst burger ever

[01bmwe46]

why ?????????????

[gimmesumadatpie]

If I ate that shit I'd probably turn gay. You don't know shit about makin' cheeseburgers, asshole. You don't use frozen patties, you don't gay 'em up with all that fairy-ass veggie shit, and you don't use a fuckin' metal spatula on a non-stick skillet. Dumbass!

[JMB129]

A youtube tough guy. That's great. I better not mess with you, I might get my ass kicked over the computer screen. Burgers taste great with all the toppings on them. You didn't even taste it so you don't know shit.

[JMB129]

Why would you worry about a burger turning you gay when you already suck cock in the first place? Can you explain that one to me?

[riverdave7]

lol

[dralockhart]

Gimmesumadatpie, if your "straightness" is so weak that eating a veggie burger would turn you gay, you were probably not all that straight in the first place. Also, you have some anger issues. It probably has to do with that inner shame about your sexuality burning deep inside of you.

[josethemexican16]

>"fairy-ass veggie shit"

>Implying vegetables are gay

lolufatass

[evalovesrandb]

gimmesumadatpie, you need to go see an anger management counselor!

[JMB129]

I think that might have actually been someone I know just messing around. But who knows?

[sweatynreadyhot6915]

are u watchin a novela lol

[JMB129]

My wife was watching one while I made us dinner.

[cowcolor]

Looks good. but i'm too lazy, i rather buy some instead of making my own. HAHA good video.

[Maximinandola]

LOL, look at all the empty beers.

Don't know why i wachted this video, but it makes me hungry :D

[JustAddBBQ]

nice love the 2 hour touch to it haha

[xXxVib3xXx]

Damn LOL Look at all the beer cans after 2 hours! hahahaha

[JMB129]

I cheated a little. I took the last 2 days' beer cans out of the recycling bag just for the sake of stupidity.

[xXxVib3xXx]

LOL that makes sense, hahaha nice touch.

[esh1]

"if you dont like the vegetables, grow up" lol

what seasoning did you use???

[JMB129]

I think it was seasoning salt and worcestershire sauce, maybe some garlic powder. I can't remember exactly.

[iamwealthy01]

man these burgers are ghetto as fuck... how could it be the best in the world?

[JMB129]

Trust me, if you tasted it you wouldnt even ask.

[iamwealthy01]

haha fair enough

[ojoox]

looks good, but wtf was that noise when u were eating. it was like a fucking nuke dropping down or soemthing

[JMB129]

I live right by a hospital and the fucking ambulances pass by all day. Yeah. really annoying.

[ojoox]

ahhh ic.

[Zalman1337]

I can imagine. I live right by the airport.

[puffm098]

lol

[aceofhearts073]

was the food really that bad? falling over in the end i cant tell if it was the food? or the beer. worst cook ever.

[Toxicdude]

axeman is right, you just used a premade patti. which is usually not the best ground beef and not the most tasty.

also, i was curious as to why you covered the pan. covering the pan results in a 'steaming' proccess. but good effort bro!

[JMB129]

No argument there. It usually is not the best ground beef. However this time was the exception. If Axeman had one of these burgers, he would have had a hard on and grown more chest hair.

[axeman218]

you didnt make a burger you threw a frozen premade patti in the pan and cooked it,lol that doesnt make you a cook,and wtf did it take you 2 hours 2 eat it

[JMB129]

And as we all know, "axeman" decides for everyone what makes someone "a cook". Sorry to ruin your day, have a smoke and a cupcake and deal with it.

[spooky315]

u alright boss? took a mean fall at the end there lol

[JMB129]

I fell over and pissed myself.

[actionfigures95]

love them burgers man.

[DJStripes]

Good man.

Good beers.

[LKone]

"If you don't like vegetables, grow up"

I like this video.

[Rusmun187]

were's mine :(

[porn1978]

I'm in wisonsin where the beer is FRESHHHHH!!! lol.Anyway my point is that,a 30 can 12.0z. case of "old style" beer like you're drinking,cost only $9.51 here.And thats with tax.

[JMB129]

Best deal ever, best screen name ever. That's what I'm talking about.

[porn1978]

Lol thanks JMB129.You have the best cheeseburger video on youtube,and burgers are my favorite food.Awesome!definitely 5 stars!

[AgentCross420]

Meh, I've been making and eating medium rare burgers for the better part of 10 years and I have never gotten sick once. I think as long as it is fresh.. there is no problem.

[JMB129]

I agree. It's just that if there is something bad in the meat, searing the outside of a steak kills the bacteria, but if it's ground meat, the bacteria can stay in the middle. I think if someone gets sick, there was something wrong with the meat before it was even bought, not because of the way it was cooked. (Most of the time) The sickest I've ever gotten is a few hours of having the butt-squirts. No big deal.

[Bitburgslim]

awesome vid - damn I want a burger right farking now!

[mmdghr]

this is what you tube is all about !!!!

[JMB129]

I always love it when a friend watches one of my videos, then comes back 9 months later and watches it again. I guess I made a real classis with this one.

[foreeverhope]

The best video ever put on YouTube.

[GivenTheOkiDoke]

agree

[LightDetective]

That's the best, man! Beer makes a great 'side' - the more the merrier!

[JMB129]

The way I drink, the beer is the main course, and everything else is the "side". LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Frank056]

lol i like all the ppl saying that u have to watch what u eat. i read ur only like 26, i mean yeah eat this stuff a little bit but u still have a life-time until u have to watch ur food eating

[JMB129]

Plus, I only eat like this once every two weeks, and I mean that. I am very self conscious about what I put in my body. I eat a shitload of steamed vegetables and lots of fresh fruit. If you do it in moderation, you can easily get away with a junk food binge once in a blue moon. I'm not going to eat health food 24/7 just to live to 85 instead of 83.

[Chester1467]

I love tofu its like the best thing ever if cooked right.

[Chester1467]

so true about mc-donalds as a klid even i had to eat like3 biscuts to be full

[JMB129]

If it's only a dollar for a cheeseburger, but you have to eat 5 of them to be full, then why not spend the $5 and make yourself one big cheeseburger? Just because it costs a lousy dollar does not mean you're getting your money's worth.

[Chester1467]

True and why pay 5 dollars for shitty cheeseburger when you can make a big delicous one at home for that

[Pyrethryn]

Also, is everything a dollar that you buy?

[JMB129]

You mean everything I used for the burgers? I don't know what you're referring to by "everything".

[JMB129]

I do patronize my local dollar store, but when it comes to burgers, I don't play around with the cheap stuff.

[Pyrethryn]

I'm sorry to say, that kitchen looks exactly like mine.

Great to be living solo, huh?

[jackjarell]

Hell ya man,now thats what i call a burger lol.I like 2 mix it up a bit 2 ya kno u ever use moose meat? that works well 2 if your usein veggies,and bullseye bbq sauce haha cant go wrong,well hey screw it im goin 4 a feed and a few beers now myself cause this got me hungry ha. l8r man

[JMB129]

I've never had moose meat. I've tried buffalo burgers though. They were good.

[kenmasters12345]

this my friends, is how u get fat, then die of heartattack

[JMB129]

LOL!!!!!!

You just can't have it all the time. Just once every week or every 2 weeks.

[Apl3x]

haha LOL nice ending:)

[Ashkeeper]

and there is where the vicious cycle of cheeseburgers and beer leads u to an early grave...

ps. next time use thinner patties, they taste better..

[JMB129]

I know they taste different, but I prefer thicker patties, because they hold more juices.

[Frank056]

lol i love the line "when ur cooking have a couple beers or else u have no idea what the hell ur doing" lmao BEARS LIONS 12 P.M

Da Bears..better win

[Madmax72485]

haha nice, did you really eat all those 4 burgers?

i know you did drink all those Pilners ya drunk! lol

[JMB129]

Hell no, I only had a double cheeseburger. The other 2 patties were leftovers. I think my wife had one patty.

[mmdghr]

you tube @ its best !!!!!!

[Kunvict]

HAHAHAHAh ROFL! im gonna do it

[JigglyNorris]

Fuck man, every time I watch this I wanna eat one of those things. You make it look so damn orgasmic.

[JMB129]

It's sex on a bun.

[JigglyNorris]

When I come back, we're gonna eat those to a Cubs game.

[kiddodrew11011]

lol this made me hungry damn it.... THATS NOT FAIR lol

[JMB129]

Go get the shit and make one. Buns: $2.50. 8 pack of patties: $4.99. Toppings: about $4. Pretty much about $3.00 for a burger that would cost $10-$12 in a restaurant. The only difference is mine is better and you wont eat for the rest of the day.

[kiddodrew11011]

lol i know but i do have away of makeing a better burger.. there called pizza burgers its the only things that i make...well burgers that is

[mmdghr]

omg what a perfect night !!!

[scrimpsher80]

nice size burger, you need block whitner for the cutting board.

[JigglyNorris]

Pretty wide mouth to take a bite out of a burger that size. Use for "other things"? xD

[JMB129]

Yeah, to bite your ear off, you little fuck!

[cruces2317]

I did not see the beer fall the first time. Nice. That is a pile of cans, is what that is.

[JMB129]

I'm just wondering what your video would look like with this one tied into it somewhere. Talk about being classy.

[cruces2317]

Is this the "do not watch" video finally edited together? I must admit, I watched. You couldn't stop me. I did it.

[JMB129]

Yes it is. I took me forever to edit it. Remixer does not allow you to edit private videos, and if I make it public and let everyone see the bits and pieces, it makes no sense. I finally downloaded the .avi codec and was able to convert .mov to .avi and use windows movie maker.