How We Get Girls

[darkbones04]

how did i go from minecraft to this?!!

[iMerkelz]

Making Dino-sour videos.

[pikminkid10]

Thanks people! I'm planning out the elevator thing right now.

[wolfafe]

*hits girl with a plastic bootle*

- hi..

- got your number?

- what?

*bro sign & runs*

[WarHawk44]

girls like money. :P man these guys are spot on!

[Norbix]

You guys realize that he said LIKES, and not THUMBS UP? 182 people played when I made this comment, dammmn

[Garicster43110110]

soo ridiculous



[DarthPickley]

tl;dr to get girls to talk to you, you molest them until they tell you to GTFO.

[dkpaint]

hahahah

[Believeinwhatcounts]

did they no those girls

[drakenlorde]

you're fuckin funny

[goldsaint89]

Now I know how I DON'T have to look like and talk and act, and everything else xD

[blazingsonic1]

oh wow you guys don't know anythjing to getting girls first of all, just try to like a girl in junior high ok, then second of all, don't walk and troll them like a fussy sick bitch because thats wrong and bad because people also don't like when they don't get in faces, third of all, you just don;t do that and put your collar up bring someone u like something u wanna give her on valentines day or soemthing like flower's and dress like with turtle necks ok, and fifth of all don;t act cool its bad.

[xJMAN07x]

@blazingsonic1 u mad?

[GunJack3100]

@blazingsonic1 *facepalm*

[MyKiana1234]

@1:03 I MAKE IT RAIN ON DEM SHOES!

[codcrazy5]

your moms dont count guys

[GmnisAwesome]

Whenever I feel down and wanting a girlfriend, I watch this video. Austin and Julian's awkwardness makes me feel better about being single.

[GmnisAwesome]

I love this video

[pikminkid10]

57 more likes peoples!!!!!

[TomValedro]

this actually wasn't that funny

[TheMrDreadlock]

CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER!?! xDD

[MariiAndMikesMusic]

lmao rofl

[itsthehjunior]

so thats why ur single

[32boogeyman]

2:27 BEST PART! :D

[32boogeyman]

Losers! LMAO

[Kuortn]

1:20 best part...

[emo92100]

fail



[behtysue]

i would never want to date you harrasers you can kiss my ass and u can get me oops u cant get a girl sorry u dumb ass bitches suck a **** u lucky i didnt say the real word fuck off im a girl bye tha way gtf get the fuck

[Orathan911]

@behtysue The video was a joke...

[Lolligator]

@behtysue Pretty sure no one would ever want to date you, seeing your stupidity.

[LaurenMistyNala11]

Hahahahahaha

[SuperSpike67]

hahaha Lol funny :P

[XanotherxboxplayerX]

hmmm...... lions, sharks, females.....

anybody see a chain?

[MrOpensaysme123]

i tried this! i got arrested and fined for sexual assault.

[TheAmineLover99]

go and die you dirty perverts!

[minecraftgirl107]

@TheAmineLover99 go and die you stupid troller

[NicksBowlofComedy]

28 people thought this would work

[0laugh0at0us0]

you are never going to get girls that way. how I know? I AM A GIRL IDIOTS!!!

[migue0160]

@0laugh0at0us0 are you stupid? of course it is just a joke you asshole

[14sJakeB190]

At first I thought this might have been real till teh last two .

[adamellrich11300]

yeah how we get girls to stay away from us

[CeeCeeLoveszPandasz]

I Only Like When You Hit That Girl In The Head With The Bottle, Ahaa , Theen Asked For Her Number ! Dumm xD

[iherpderp1]

press 2 for first girl attempt

press 4 for money girl

press 6 for yogert girl

press 7 for throwing bottle at face attempt

press 8 for can i have yo numba attempt

also for the yogert girls dont like dieting :P

[chinchillachicks112]

2:10 thats how u guys get girls i bet u dont have girls if u relly do this stuff hahaha lolz

[chinchillachicks112]

1:22 - 1:34 it looks like your giving her drugs sneekaly

[chinchillachicks112]

0:57 i bet that will leave u broke, trust me im a gril i know

[pikminkid10]

I did the low fat yogurt thingy at a cafe. Im not allowed to go back there.....

[anthonyreviews64]

and thats way he played brock in stupid mario bros

[anthonyreviews64]

of cause brock would like girls

[sirkalin1]

XD! <3 Love it guys! :) Thumbs Up! & Added to some public humor playlist of mine! :)

[saggz20]

wow... i've seen some sad excuses for guys before but these two clowns take the cake... you're not funny so I hope you don't think this is funny. just a couple of goofs that think they're funny.... i dont know how i got to this but after a few seconds i had to shut it off... what a sad couple of clowns, really.

[ThisGuy655]

@saggz20 you have no sense of humor

[cutesability]

r u guys single then??? x;) no i think it's very funny xxx

[kidz3837]

Yup, get girls to hurt you.

[FunnyGamerNERD]

WTF man. This didn't work. It got me sent to juvy and my mom had to come and get me. AND I got pepper sprayed!

[GamezJudger]

OMG! the dinosaur shaved!!!

[mrchunful]

it didint work :( such horable tips man not cool my teacher got mad at me for throing 24oun at her

[Kyasurin]

The last attempt was scary.....I would have thought I was going to get raped. No wonder she totally freaked out.

[DenniScreams]

god should of made one of those rocks slip out

[ragonc01]

and they both died virgins after this

[pikminkid10]

If I get 20 likes ill do the low fat yogurt thing.

If I get 40 likes ill do the first thing.

If I get 100 likes ill do the elevator thing.

If I get 200 likes ill do the elevator thing and tape it and record it on youtube.

(sorry for the "things")

[GONZALOGHOST]

@pikminkid10 dislike

[CaptainZeroable]

@pikminkid10 I have already subscribed to you....

[kyle2892]

@pikminkid10 You won't

[TheGreenfire23]

@pikminkid10 I was like 200 :)

[Kingofjoking]

I would never fall for it but I would take the money

[sirkalin1]

@codmw3342 Unmarked from "as spam" but lame still nevertheless

[Mrshinyshine96]

hey fucken little boys and girls that take shit seriously.. this is a skit. its a joke. its ment to be taken NOT seriously. calm down. laugh a little. stop being faggots and trolling on there vids.

[InBrandon]

& the last timee i recall , you didn't get not a single one. 

[sirkalin1]

@matheuscajaty Unflagged from "as spam" but still LAME too, just like the other guy ...geeze no wonder you were marked as spam haha!

[JNR192]

that girl in the elavotor, she isn't an actress right? cuz it was so damn funny

[Darthtouch]

hahahahahahahahaha xd

[matheuscajaty]

how with the retardossaurus ?

[1985joubert]

NICELY DUMB :P no really its nicely done

[Brehndanschannel]

Still the funniest video ever lmao

[justlaurax30]

more like "how to be a tool" ;)

[ItchyGuy87]

It's not about getting the girl, it's about keeping the girl.

[skunkape2]

What do two queers know about getting girls anyway

[sirkalin1]

@skunkape2 Butthurt much?

[predatorfuckthemall]

i know something else (how can you kill your self) make a real video with this :DDD

[sirkalin1]

@predatorfuckthemall well you weren't marked "as spam" but perhaps you should be, because that remark of your's is not only super-lame but Fucking Stupid too - what's your fucking problem - are you butthurt or what ...unwillingly gay?

[evil1iam]

yay, weed!!!!!!!!!

[TheLaalalalalalal]

these guys obviously are virigins lol

[Aerontguy]

@twilight8horizon ...that was kind of the point. None of these tips or tricks were meant to be taken seriously. This was simply a comedic skit. I kinda thought that was obvious enough when he threw a water bottle at a girl and then asked for her number.

[twilight8horizon]

LAME!!!! none of these "tips" would ever work, even if you re incarnated to make them work.

[lolcano129]

this is not how you get girls being one myself, you guys are freaks. And your guy sign is sooo gay. Its obvious that you know these girls cause if you didn't they would slap ya.

[band3p21]

They look assholes

[MexicanLatina18]

never gonna happen with those tip

[kntherappa]

of course this was all planned asif they would do this in public girls would usually slap em or ask em to fuck off these girls are bad actors

[loveWarGames]

Girl Count: 0.

[Turco949]

Ending was totally "A Night at the Roxbury".

[xxxhappygoluckyxxx]

I cacked up at the yoghurt one! So funny! (And I am not 13-17, sadly I am 26 and found this quite amusing!)

[marydeppleto]

jajaja like

[callumlaad1]

gay boys or what

[callumlaad1]

how not to get girls make a youtube video on how to get girrls

[miraxyza]

thats soooo funny !

[gogetavsvegito]

Bill and Ted anyone?

[Wielowymiarowy]

HAHA to :Dobre!

[curlywigg]

oh americans... don't you just love them?

[123secretname]

@curlywigg no offence. and i am not what " americans " call american. meaning i am not from the U.S but i assume you are british?

[curlywigg]

@123secretname  yeah srry, im not very good with accents :P

[moldycheese9065]

lol

[MyPineappleGetsWiFi7]

I went from giant sharks

to scariest sink hole

to pretzel monster sighting

to alien that was really just a rock on mars

to fish dragon

to strange children kill hairless sloth

to sarah palin

to retardosauros

to this-- and this was defiantly the worst

[puuiki]

@MyPineappleGetsWiFi7 HaHa I also started with giant sharks and unfotunatelly ended up here

[123secretname]

@puuiki me too!!! lol i find this funny. i had a choice. go bac k to the sharck videos or click on this video. and well you know what happen. does this mean i am not a nerd anymore??

[LukeMcClarkzee27]

@MyPineappleGetsWiFi7 hahahah :D

[RavingRottweilers]

the fuck



[captainleonard123]

thats not getting girls.thats making girl angry dumbass

[HerrNiclas]

They are still virgins. I say that they are a to old for things like this.

[yummysmoothie12]

well it is the dumbest thing ever cause girls hate guys like you! :)

[michelle1235675]

@yummysmoothie12 totaly haha 

[TheMattmanmm]

@dklb123 its a fucking joke don't take it so seriously

[dklb123]

If anybody follow theses steps and try to get a girl, you are maken a big mustake ok because if you see a girl you don't know don't just hop your chair to here, she mabey would want to be alone at that time of day you never know. but hey its your choice to follow the video go ahead i don't control ur life. =D

[killthetorment]

@dklb123 omg you sound like a ladies man!!!

[1XrougethebatX1]

LOOK MY BOYFRIEND WATCHED THIS AND KNOW HIS PUTTING COPPERS ON THE FLOOR MAKING ME SLIP, HIS THROWING BOTTLES AND BEEN CANS AT MY HEAD AND HAS BEEN BUYING ME ") CALORY STRAWBERRY YOGURTS EVERYDAY!! THANKS A LOT!!!! DX

[seanLeonard1000]

If they ever did any of that around my girlfriend and i was there i'd beat the FUCK out of both of them.Both those clowns would get a real good beat down!!

[killthetorment]

@seanLeonard1000 Wow  you are a beast!! we all better watch out for you!!!

[SuperJopo123]

@seanLeonard1000 Oh noooo! It's a retardosaur! Chill your tit's dude.

[mitch019850]

im a girl and that is stupid! girls hate all of that!!!!

[moahamed1000]

@mitch019850 so how do u like the boys or the man to get girls??

[SuperLlama36]

@mitch019850 It's a joke mitch, As a totally hip and cool person would say: "Chillax!"

[McCayleigh]

They scared that girl tht walked out of the elavator to death, lolz

[JEMjacklyn]

this..is...dumb!

[ktran18]

press 8

[OPMandalorian]

shit ya omfg lawls all day

[GamaScythe]

These guys remind me of the bobble headed guys form the Saturday Night Live what is love sketches.

[floaterjr]

this video is most popular with females 13-17........ no comment

[jojo22738]

tips totally worked thnx guys haha jkjk

[k3nn3dy2000]

im a female to and that aint gonna slide but what ever lol

[R3Director]

I wish the tips and advicef rom the video could get me girls from Manchester Valley High School. Their hard to get.

[charliepfan]

when julian puts down the yogurt and walks away he looks like he just planted a bomb secretly

[Malaki227]

the tips got me a slap in the face :(

[TheKrustaceox]

Thumbs up if you went here to see the Retardassaurus ( guy with pink clothes ) xD

[Kzar5678]

I took notes...and tryed this...I ended up in jail for throwing something at someones head...its actually illegal in NY state...

[linkxbell]

are you sure this is the way to get girls? im a guy 

[spursrule16]

@linkxbell are u serious?

[SmexyYaoiFTW]

Im a female and....wow....THAT WAS HAWT!

[ILLER121]

lmao you guys rule!

[lionboi2]

Watching you two get girls reminds me that while my dog chases cars, i wouldn't take a driving lesson from him

[deitysonic]

Rofl did she really hit u?

[SuicidalHellHound]

Totally trying this. >:D lololol.

[weepudge]

u cant get girlfrinedsdjf like me co mama cioop;l guy yeaah they like mweeee

[paramore34ever]

yea, that's how you don't get girls...

[cooldude10149804]

i tried this stuf on a girl once. she slapped me and 2 days later my pet turtle died :(

[ryanragecustom]

no wondr you guys don't have girl friends

[biodude16]

awesome video

[SheWolfNoelle]

Surprise=PHAIL!!!!

[mikestheman2b]

@SheWolfNoelle Really? I thought the surprise went really well.. I mean, they made physical contact. WITH A GIRL.

BRO SIGN!!!

[wags9871]

it didn't work for me...

[DemonessQueeny]

Wonder if Julian and Austin have girls... probably not =/

Can't choose because of how many there probably are

[coffeefanatic3462]

It's sad that you were sooo right about STRAWBERRY yogurt...xD

[FireFlower45]

im very sorry for you if thats your real tactic.........CUZ THIS SHAT IS HISTERICAL

[Saphira54325]

Ya know, you're not really getting girls if you

don't stay and talk

[LongArmProductions]

5 people didn't get girls...

[SSBBShadow175]

5 people didn't take notes.

[brennymaeb]

I love how looking at the font you used, I know what program you used.

Pretty funny. The first two look almost like they weren't staged, the last few do.

[Saphira54325]

The thing is, they never actually technicly talk to the girls

[Saphira54325]

Wow what the... I know all these things wouldn't work on me.

[TheGuyYouDontKnow5]

im wondering do they know any of the girls or are they just random people

[TennyPudding]

was that scripted?. i mean did you pay the people to like play along and stuff?

[ipromotestuff]

there is a word for it its milahaaaaaa

[BlackBlur888]

The last one was the best

[LemonNine999]

another good thing girls like is makin sandwedges, atleast they do when i show em the hand!!!

[judomasster]

man I tryied to follow your lessons but... now I'm in a hospital with 21 bones broken and other stuff too like my left arm , my right leg and both hands ( If my hands are broken , how I'm typing? lol )

[retrogamer32X]

1:52 LOL

[AlFord82]

LOL, like this vid, most guides to get girls are a COMPLETE joke. No point in taking most of them at face value. Seriously, the only really useful guide I've ever received on this topic came from this: bit(dot)ly/2manygirls

[96gamerdude]

were the girls actors or were they just random girls?

[snow2312]

hahaha you guys make me laugh, I can really see something like this on mtv

[NamelessJimmy]

This should be on MTV

[katieo970]

Wow, you guys are charming. :P