Monkey Vlog EP. 22 tales from the Dork side

[DownUnderDoug]

Great video mate

[caldeira99]

Love the Rita photo !!!! You are amazing!!!

[caldeira99]

Wonderful !!!!

[caretakerless]

LMAO !!!! brilliant !!!

[hatemeproductions]

@caretakerless Thanks!

[misterstaley]

wonderful..i luv it

[hatemeproductions]

@misterstaley Thanks a lot! You're awesome!

[DonQuixotedeKaw]

When Gozer asks; "Are you a God?" you say YES!

When a knockout talks to you out of the blue, you find ANY reason on earth to talk to her longer. Then when it's clear that you're beyond belief stupid, reveal that you'd say anything, just to get to talk to her longer. When she giggles, blushes or stammers, YOU"RE IN!

She may want you, as HER grocery getter. That's not always a bad thing.

[hatemeproductions]

@DonQuixotedeKaw Great advice but never underestimate the power of my dorkyness :D

[TheThe1idwillie]

20 seconds Jesus you fucking Monkey

[hatemeproductions]

@TheThe1idwillie LOL!! You noob! You posted a new comment instead of replying to my comment :D

[AtomicBluRadioVision]

As soon as he said "penguin" I knew that nasty old nun would show up again.

[hatemeproductions]

@AtomicBluRadioVision Of course you did, you're awesome!

[ChrisandSimon]

Thumbs up for Mortimer Snerd cameo.

[hatemeproductions]

@ChrisandSimon Yeah and he's an original from the 60's. He doesn't have the hat and I had to replace the shirt not to mention when I bought him and little Ricky their mouths were unattached so I had to get new springs and fix them. They are super cool. Thanks for checking out the vid :D

[ChrisandSimon]

@hatemeproductions Your welcome. I have a Charlie McCarthy dummy

[TheThe1idwillie]

I've never been so fucking disappointed in seeing only 20 minutes left on a video asshole.

BTW nice mountain glue product placement

[hatemeproductions]

@TheThe1idwillie "20 minutes"????

[TheLionsDenNews]

Choooooo choooooooo!

[hatemeproductions]

@TheLionsDenNews Yeah they're right outside and all day long :D

[Gevedon]

haha! Oh noooo... not the penguin!!

...because Jesus loves me!! :b

[hatemeproductions]

@Gevedon LOL!! Thanks for checking it out!

[hardworker424]

great vid

[hatemeproductions]

@hardworker424 Thanks!

[CLETUSinSPACE]

Shoulda double-bagged em..... but then you wouldn't have gotten to talk to that sweet Rita Hayworth bird :)

[hatemeproductions]

@CLETUSinSPACE For sure man! But I just wish I wasn't such a dork. Hey maybe that's my charm :D But then again that might explain why I'm still single

[FillingtheVoidRevues]

Shame that the piss cola wasn't on sale : - / You should have asked for Rita Hayworth's number. How often does a situation like that occur eh?

Hilarious sketch, man. I'm used to living right near train tracks, and that always used to happen whenever I wanted to film. Can't wait for part II.

[hatemeproductions]

@FillingtheVoidRevues Fortunately piss cola is free with every healthy bladder and kidneys. I'm going to sound proof this room as soon as I can. I love filming here so once I get the sound figured out everything should work perfectly. Thanks man!

[SofaKingWeTodEd666]

man i remember this one time at monkey night club hangin' out with roy there was all sorts of hookers and cocaine! ....... oh shit i wasn't supposed to talk about that!

ROY'S GONNA KILL ME!!!

[hatemeproductions]

@SofaKingWeTodEd666 Dude you're really funny! Do you make videos? If not you should you would be great at it!

[LaMarudera]

total awesomeness!!!! :-)

[hatemeproductions]

@LaMarudera Thank you! This comment is awesomeness!!

[ZMoulton]

Awesomeness!

[hatemeproductions]

@ZMoulton You're awesomeness!!