The World's FASTEST Pizza Cutter BAR NONE!

[Prudgt]

it might have been the fastest but it was also the shittiest

[dunitrg56]

wtf chuck norris doesn't even need a fkn pizza cutter to cut a pizza! he does it with his hands! oh yeah! don't belive me! shit (google: chuck norris cuts a fkn pizza with his hands, world record):) I know your attempted to google this shit! haha do it!

[Andre609]

lol i can cut a millisecond slower than this but keep every slice perfect, dominos ftw!

[MrEyeTroll]

@Andre609 if you used a cutter like this you would lose a finger. you and i both know why you cut zas faster.

[weaver2109]

So you're the guy that always fucks up my pizza. I'd prefer to cut it myself rather than having this shit.

[rkmugen]

6 slices, eh?

2 people get full satisfaction... 3 people think they got the smallest slice.... but 1 poor sucker has the worst joke of them all with a 2-inch slice. :(

[ItsJulieee]

if you're gonna try for fastest pizza cutter plz cut it evenly

[snupers]

that sucked

[MadMader69]

ok after repeating this video 10 times ive figured out that you must be 1/2 chuck norris and 1/2 stephan hawkings, although you are like a ninja when cutting the only person that would be happy with that pizza is helen keller

[nikmcoleman]

@MadMader69 lol great comment!

[music77ify]

u suck asshole.

[purplepigcow1]

@nikmcoleman you need to shut the fuck up.

[TheIcesoulman]

dude you want to cut your own finger? you are risking your finger dude stop cutting like this

[nikmcoleman]

@purplepigcow1 It should be illegal not to be able to spell illegal.

[x4dow]

press 4 for your personalized stupid slice

[LouisLambert]

@purplepigcow1 I do tend to find that people deserve to have their fingers sliced off if they don't do their jobs exactly the way you'd like them to.

[Mightytitan4]

Pizza Ninja

[CrashWalkthrough97]

LOVE PIZZA



[JiffGomez]

That was a piece of shit...

[MAJEST1C1988]

Can i have that TINY slice please im on a diet

[policiasinpene]

@MAJEST1C1988 jaja

[xAce9009x]

FUCK YOUUUUU

[xAce9009x]

YOU'RE THAT PIECE OF SHIT THAT GIVES ME THAT SMALL PIECE.

[thepowerfulnews]

If hes not careful it might worlds fastest finger cut off.

[mikfogger]

ITS CUT LIKE SHIT...

[policiasinpene]

JOJOJOJ LOL

[dituono]

if you want I'll see how I can disappear in an instant

[luccaskunk]

sloppy

[2011dodgeviper]

it looks like shit you might be fast but you aint good

[floundkaro]

Poor Pizza D:

[haberkorn123]

that guy cant cut worth shit on here...

[harijoel]

noob

[ledzeppelin569]

anyone can fuck up a pizza that fast

[James0roll1]

"Kids, the pizza is here.", "Let's give this little piece to our 2 year old brother!"

[ItsJulieee]

hahahahah this is terrible

[iGeeeked]

YouTubers can honestly somehow find a way to start a comment war about this 14 second video of some dude cutting a pizza, and putting it in a box; like a boss.

[xXxLoyaltyxXx1]

Well, woopty doo! He's the worlds fastest pizza cutter, I however, am the worlds fastest chronic masturbator. Must I make a video clip? Sure, why the hell not?!?

[Kevorkian420s]

@xXxLoyaltyxXx1 i think i would watch it and vote thumbs up... i think

[AnerchX]

why pepole disliked it ? its cool video. i liked it

[krbato]

Theres an asian whos better than you.

[xboxluva22]

take your time bic boy theirs no rush

[curvychik23]

i don't know why i find this hilarious

[LakotaDrummer666]

I'm always clicking on the world's fastest pizza cutter video's list. lol

[doublebassheeltoe]

I'm lolling so hard right now.



[edansw]

who cares about speed when you slice the pizza like that

[TheHugeolo]

hhaha yo you fucked that last slice upp shit was tiny

[sciontcdude]

holy jesus did a ninja get a job at a pizza place?

[xpanik17x]

to slow

[changfu3]

whoever thats paying for that is gonna be pissed

[luigidark19]

pause at 0:06 the fakkin pizza slices aint in good shape man

[terley]

buy a new pizza peel, also you should be cutting in a box, not a stainless steel peel, will save you the damage and also its more hygineic

[nikmcoleman]

yup agreed but maybe you're taking it a bit seriously... lol

[PhreeRunner]

@nikmcoleman no we aren't, I expected something amazing after reading YOUR description

[bonaytothebonay]

@nikmcoleman You fucking suck asshole. Y not just put shit in a box loozzzzer.

[Ilikemustard]

You've got a huge piece and a little tiny piece... Don't cut fast if you can't make it look good.

[randytosh]

@Ilikemustard hey my wife says size dont matter! so i asked for anl sex and found out shes a lier !! but that big piece of pie all covered in cheese and sauce , kind of reminds me of her ,bitch!

[SkateIslam]

i beat it. i cut a single pizza in .43 seconds. i also cut 4 pizzas in roughly 4 seconds.

[AidsfacePLUR]

Jimmy !!! LOL get ya skills out lol