Girl and Magic Giraffe!

[masterremy88]

what s your name on x-box?????????

[crazyoldchomo]

My fav animal is a penguin but i call them Bdufaw's................ Birds Dressed Up For A Wedding ooooh and Im Giraffe Vigina uh DERPuh DER!

[MrSHURIKENCHO]

SAPRAIZ FAK FEIS

[twilightfan1268]

It's henry the giraffe!

[UngodlyFireX80X]

Or you can wish for her to be able to talk to the Giraffe. Retard.

[MrPerezfelix]

BITCH I'M FUCKING HERCULES

[basketballfan88]

press 9 for a surprise

[prankstudiosFR]

BITCH I'M FUCKING HERCULES

is that so?

[jani44]

Favorite video of his. :)

[CaitlinBrooksMusic]

Giraffe is like Hobbes in Calvin & Hobbes!

[XXNOSCOPERSXXPS3]

OMG!! I didn't know you liked the Cowboys!!

[JegHedderLucas]

You have a beutyful girlfriend. Your lucky!:)

[bleepbloopguy]

GOODNESS i feel like such a DIRTY SLUT LULZ!!!!

[Weaksauceization]

1:38 WTF did he do to its ear.

[marvelrocks57]

BITCH IM FUCKING HERCULES!!!?

[lilsmalls420]

this is one of my favoret videos

[UngodlyFireX80X]

Neither has my girlfriend (0:37).

[TheSmellycheese43]

press 1 for deeeeeeeeeerrrrp

[HardstyleMusicHQ]

hahaha rubbing his tail is so fucking random :p

[hector44697]

your gf is a cowboys fan yeah buddy

[UNFILMZ]

BITCH IM FUCKIN HERCULES!!!!!!!

[anthonydiana9527]

2:30 holy shit thats funny

[shockerz8]

press 9 then wait and listen for 5 seconds then press it again and again

[DanielVanderHeyden]

where is his shirt from??? I wantz

I've seen it on a bunch of people 0.o

[CampyMcCamperPants]

Campin Pantsie bastard? Ok, I guess that I guest stared in this one...

[Movies1918]

"you're jerking off a giraffe" i never thought i'd hear thoes 5 words put together like that

[Noodlz2]

@elijaharne he's in college dumb fuck

[408lpslover]

@Noodlz2 no he is at home

[elijaharne]

u guys dont sleep together ... pussy -_-

[elijaharne]

u guys dont sleep together... pussy -_-

[TwistingLove]

now you can get a magical giraffe for a cheap price of 99$

[22600pax1]

Please make a part two!

[andre71131]

you swampy pussay alligator god riden scrimey fuckin whore

[theCaptinofMorgan]

Bitch I'm fucking Hercules

[invaderlib1]

IM FUCKIN HERQLEEEESSSS 

[Galexis97]

2:37 I hate it when that happens

[Ifkalle77]

YHEEE BOOOY !

[XxKYFERxX]

BITCH! I'M FUCKIN HERCULES!!!

[URBANECKOFILMS]

You gotta love when girls sleep with your wooden toys 0.o



[xanos9]

i love the cowboys banner in her room

:D

and this video almost made me piss myself

[XxRaiinTVxX]

BITCH! IM FUCKIN' HURCULES!!!!! XD

[MajorLeageTrollin]

3:11, she is not in the kitchen, something fucking terrible must have happend

[oblivonXoath]

pause at 1:21 hahaha!

[jdogg288]

there was a giraffe exactly the same here in corpus christi texas in bay area hospital and i immedialty thought of this giraffe .

[TheFlymoney300]

Bitch IM FUCKING HERCULEAS!!!

[MARIA230499]

lolz

[r2koooolmi]

whats ur gamer tag

[Dane393]

would have been funnier if you had ended with just saying "you little" and cut it off there when you saw mister wooden alligator

[Nanozism]

0:12 Anyone else hear the sound of picking up a Dogtag?

[flyisaiah88]

@Nanozism yeah,i heard it,but barely

[BlueNeon292]

Im giraffe-a-gina! Aherpaderp

[401Records]

really ... a 30 second advertisement FUCK YOU GOOGLE

[yummypenguin615]

@401Records how do you think google makes such much money? from fucking pointless advertisements that are worthless.

[JaakunaOkamiNo]

XD

[cindy9881]

you SWAMPY PUSSY ALIGATOR GOD RIDEN SLIMY FUCKING WHORE!!!!!

[SSDecontrol94]

@cindy9881 Scrimey*

[magicsuslik]

@cindy9881 how much thumbs you can get by saying a line frim the video...

[0oModernStudioso0]

@cindy9881 scrimy not slimy YOU FAIL!!!

[EricsSmallWorld]

BITCH!- IM FUCKING HERCULES!

[MasterChieeff]

holy shit. this is the funniest thing ever while high

[Kurgster13]

You said a mouth full damian.

[classicsonic77]

SAY SOMETHING YOU LONG NECK FUCKER!

[TardMachine]

Surprise fuck-face!! xD

[generalmajorsir]

1:40 wtf was that about

[TomandkayTV]

Wait what do u mean she's not in the kitchen?!?!

[Otakuman123]

BITCH IM FUCKING HERKUHLEES!

[whackemehard45]

i forgot the girafe was a toy

[shroom789]

i laughednso hard

[Rockyhorrorfan5]

AWWWH YEAH I LOVE THE GIRAFFE and lol the ear licking

[M3TALMETALLICA]

HI HEARD A TOG TAG SO IT WAS KILL CONFIRMED

[drakerice123]

it so fucking fuzzy

[mischier66]

lolllllllllllllllll

[SmileSensation101]

Duuude. My Nickname Is Hercules :D! But I'm a girl... o_o

[Legounderdog4562]

His name is icicle!

[mobboy241]

BITCH IM FUCKIN HERCULES LMAO

[SuperBeavis21]

O Boy!!! I feel like such a dirty slut!

[joaokulto1998]

Say something, u long neck.. FUCKER!!!!!! LMFAO

[w1nd3xb0y]

so nobody cares he liked the giraffe's ear for no reason what so ever

[123buddy3211]

BITCH I'M FUCKING HERCULES

[GoreScoreFilms]

UNICORN?!?

[Dez131065]

the giraffe sounds like gir

[snookimania2506]

0:39 thats wut she said

[austyn221]

hey i was just wondering whats your gamer tag i would love to chat with some one so random :D would make my call of duty so much better

[MrFirefox24]

Im giraffe vagina! a derp a deerrrrpp!!

[Sn1p3rDuDe32]

make a 2nd 1 haha

[wwetitle818]

I was at a store yesterday with my friend, and I tried the Shakeweight. Some bitch came up and started calling me gay. I looked her dead in the eye and yelled Bitch I'm fucking Hercules! My friend hasn't stopped laughing since.

[Contreras2k0]

Hey damian is that realy your girl or your partner

[WhyAreAllNamesTaken1]

@Contreras2k0 yes it is

[TheLydster123]

i did not lik this because it was innapropriate!!!!!!!!!!

[3dgluv]

@TheLydster123 um... thats the point. 

[1DrCaden]

@TheLydster123 Are you new to watching his videos or some shit?..

[Mrskeke101]

Omfg

[PaRoDiEr1993]

CLACK CLACK CLACK! I knew it was Mr. Wooden Alligator!

[BlssdGlid3z]

bitch im hercles!

[IlyMandy4life]

Her voice is too deep. :l

[angeloiscool324]

Damian what is your name on xbox live if you have it ok dude

[XxSheLiesAwakexX]

I saw that same giraffe at Mohegan Sun yesterday :D

[cualkercacaxD]

GO SMASH THAT PUSSY! xD

[DarknessXevil]

BITCH IM FUCKIN HURCULES !

[OmniTriforce3]

@DarknessXevil I love that

[FcuknGabbana]

lolololol

[IceHockeyDrew13]

SURPRISE FUCK FACE!!

[Nutcase201]

You should have used Tug Toner, that gets all the women wild!

[xXbluelight223Xx]

LOL! i bursted out laughing when the giraffe said whahoo hot panties on my head!

[spinodude123]

I have that stuffed griaffe

[guitarguy951]

i saw the magical giraffe...but then i watched the end of the video and saw the wooden alligator...my day is set.

[Craigels435]

Wooden alligator meet the wood chipper!

[Guillermo5729]

funny ass video

[MinecraftServers2011]

Jerky the Giraffe!

[TheWizFilm]

BICH, I'M FUCKING HURCLEES!

[herpaderpster]

that awkward moment when your girlfriend catches you jackin off a giraffe

[sephiroth21347]

@herpaderpster That awkward moment when your mother walks into the room & sees you watching a video of a man jerking off a Giraffe's tail.....

[Clicxe]

@herpaderpster that awkward moment when your girlfriend catches you jackin off your giraffe

[ThUNd3rClan]

YOU SWAMPY PUSSY ALIGATOR GODRIDDEN SCROMY FUCKING WHORE! Lol

[KRoNiiKzXD]

I'm showing u how strong I am lol!

[MarleyLove101]

whered u get that giraffe????

[MadzSamzBoiz123]

LOLOLOLOLOOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

[UNTOUCHABLEC23]

Bitch I'm Fucking Hercules!!!

[xXOnisionDawsonXx]

SAY SOMETHING YOU LONG NECK FUCKER! xD

[MrMakemegood37]

this video was amazing!!!!!

[longorn69]

you swamp pussy alligator god ridden skrimy fucking whore!!!

[MrBunnyInc]

Man I'm so fucking tired I laughed my ass off at 2:37! X'D

[jaysongrindel]

*2:37

[jaysongrindel]

1:09 wack ohhww whahaaaa

[SoggyWaffleTime]

YEAH BOY!! THE GIRAFEE IS BACK BITCHES!!

[W1i1l1l1e1m]

Giraffe vagina omg XD

[Crazystunts551]

Screwing her with my boner penis isn't the answer. XD

[Cnstr2]

wouldn't you expect him to check the kitchen first?

[WestValleyHigh]

LMFAO Oh this made my night!!! XDDD

[SWAGGK1D34]

Did anyone else notice the crasins at :40



[ArmorKingEmir]

looks like childish shit to me, the snowman prank was good tho! nice

[408lpslover]

lol ive been watching u ever since 2009.i luv your vids

[SickSkills23]

YOU SWAMPY PUSSY ALIGATOR GOD WRITTEN SKRIMEY FUCKING WHORE!! <3

[rockstarink13]

shake weight... if you chip a tooth you're doing it wrong

[PONCHA60]

make another!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

[Milko3399]

BITCH!! Im Fucking Her-coo-lees!! LoL

[BulletFrenzy543]

0:16 Best WTF ever said ever

[Biohazord16]

COWBOYS and UNC!?!?! WTF it's all about UVA AND REDSKINS!!!

[TRJTRY1]

you know he could have mentioned that the giraffe was the reason he could shit big macs

[sk8magic100]

YOU SWAMPY PUSSY AIGATOR GOD RIDDEN SCRIMY FUCKEN WHORE!!

[MateoAdolfoPiazza]

Cmon say something! SAY SOMETHING YOU LONG NECK FUCKER!

[yorkville1223]

:O how can u turn away precious wood!

[laneking86]

boner penis!!!

[USANicholas]

Lol , I guess you shouldn't take the giraffe's advice anymore man xD Lol

[breezylovesjayson]

OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY. LOL

[VolcanoLotus]

YOU CAMPIN' PANSY BASTARD! LOL

[Etherpoint]

I found this giraffe in the display a six flags, there must be multiple of them

[DiannaCutie]

No top comment. Heres my chance. IM GIRAFAGINA!! DERPYDERP

[gothaner0407]

BECAUSE UR A BIG, FAT, BITHC

[Mrguitarman791]

0:14 Hillarious!

`Yahoo i have pannies on my head!`

[Mrguitarman791]

This has got to be the most hillarious giraffe video ever!

Pannis on the giraffes head and what happened at the end!

Hillarious!

[BladeFang619]

i bet you get nightmares about the magic giraffe now damian.

[tattooyu]

DAMIAN FOR PRESIDENT!

[MrNauruto]

"you swapy pussy alligator god ridden srcimy fucking whore" tried calling my girl friend that. didn't go so well. :(

[Polska001]

Mr Wooden Aligator returns! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAH

[UnderestiSkated]

I went to subscribe, but it said I was already a subscriber. :D

[iXD420]

you should totally make a video with weed in it dudee

[xzoombinis65x]

Wtf

[luckynumber530]

You should have sprayed that girlfriend of yours with B*tch Repellent!!!! thats what i do :)

[mcrxfreak14]

cowboys fan? haha

[TheMastermind9000]

slimy swamp pussy whore lol!

[puresofmeh]

Charter internet.. you can do ANYTHING muahahah except download 24/7 because you have a bandwidth limit.. GF advertisement...

[SuperWrestler130]

some funny ass shit!! but i guess im weird but i swear every time i watch your vids i think "i wonder how many times they've done it :p

[rawrrawr5]

your videos are some of the best and funniest on Youtube.

[Thorsten000]

You swampy, pussy, alligator, godwritten ?, scrimy ? fucking whore !!!!!!!

[MinermanzWalkthrough]

This should get more views...

[SuperPORKY1000]

what's your gamertag

[itgull99]

Giraffeagina! LOL

[BLUEGORILL97]

Not mr. Wooden alligator