Fable 2 how to get married and have kids (Male Version)

[SPACEnGAMESBOY11]

I have a problem shes married to me but when i lock on to here it shows the ring and a X over it and i cant manage to have sex with her. and shes unhappy.

[lightsilocon]

1:37 O.e

[TheArthasmenethril]

Japanese Porn: Censor Genetalia

Fable Porn: Censor your entire screen

[MrNorthy2010]

how do babys grow up

[ttgdakota]

I own Fairfax

[ttgdakota]

how do I make the kid grow up

[rip9991]

i do not have came back to my place buttet fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccc­cccccckkkkkkkkkkkk

[lukeworm100]

@lightdragon53562 no DLC required for marriage

[lightdragon53562]

Do you need to have DLC to get a wife? i'll subscribe anyone if they answer :D

[mrmegamaddude]

@lightdragon53562 no

[themadclown94]

where do you get a ring at

[Canadafuckyeah]

lol "Please don't, you're scaring me!" at the end

[MrMastermind790]

How do you devorce your wife?

[hoserick5]

can u skip the sex scene?

[MrMastermind790]

@hoserick5  There isnt lol its blacked out

[hoserick5]

@MrMastermind790 i know but what about the nosies

[MrMastermind790]

@hoserick5 Then no as far as i know i got a Xbox 360

[Hyperfoxeye]

lol imagine if you can divorce your wife, and if the children grow up marry the daughter and make babys and repeat lol XD

[IaMxStEwIe]

how do u get ur kid 2 be older than a baby???

[ZM7241994]

@IaMxStEwIe They will grow up after a certain period of time. The best way to get them to grow up is to have a kid and then go to the Spire. When you get back they will be a child.

[chubbabubbalove]

my person is a boy and iam gay

[16DarkGamer]

When you have a child does it autosave right away?

[vidicct24]

When i got this game and I saw protected and unprotected i thought unprotected meant it showed it happening so I tried to choose protected and it wouldn't let me so me and my bro stared a eachother and looked away and I pressed it and I peeked and saw it was dark. it took me a while to figure the whole protected- unprotected thing meant

[Bankshot911]

Does The House when you started the game work or has to big another Big house?

[CrystalWolfXx]

I am going to comment on how much you run into walls! :D

[Al7249]

how to get worship expression

[nissanskyliner331]

thts where im goin wrong :L

[thugginallday12]

can the kids become adults?

[bran12350]

how did you get that exprestion

[Al7249]

well then i think there's a glitch with molly

[Al7249]

can you have kids if you use protected sex???

[RoastProductions]

@Al7249 noes!!!!!!

[allusernamestakenhi]

@Al7249 you only have to give your wife a thumbs up.

[sanejam7]

@Al7249 haha stupid

[ninjasniper625]

On fable1 i use to get married for the gold only then killed my to marry another person and get more money. lololololololol no trolling

[HaileeHorrorPro]

WOW! YOUR SO FAST!!!!

[sonicfan19941]

@HaileeHorrorPro  thats what she said... sorry just had to do it.

[HaileeHorrorPro]

@sonicfan19941 that is what she said lol

[Rpggames77]

how do you get your child o grow up???

[xXMASTERSHAKE27]

You ran into walls. You made me...

[TheHappy117]

how do you get expressions

[lopo790]

i did the thumbs up and it wont let me have sex is there like a book u read???

[Shaminat0r]

@lopo790 u must be married and have a marital home hope tht helped

[watersunsoil]

this was a funny vid.

[adonys10]

Where do you find the ring. Any store or is it in specific areas.

[mrbigshoworelse]

I may be male, but i picked girl and was a lesbian :D

[LovelyDearist]

@mrbigshoworelse And you being a female were able to have a child with her the same way???

[runescape1996wow]

@caraflamingo 100 smh

[NaAbJmovies]

"and give her a ring"

god, i forgot the most important part.... -.-

[sk8formystery123]

how do i buy houses

[Hotforthedog]

@sk8formystery123 go up to the building and then go bye the little scrool paper thing then it will say "buy" or "buy and rent out" it would be smart to by the apartment building(Own it)

[TheAds369]

how do I unlock all the things

[MindMasterDj]

how dod u get the come back to my place emotion

[volt200isZane]

how do u get the area full of water?

[RoastProductions]

@volt200isZane its the knothole island Downloadable content

[snowninja82]

how do u make the character (the one that u wanna be your wife) make her name and stats pop up. like ur 4 example urs is Monica the Cosmotician

[volt200isZane]

@snowninja82 click the left tackle on them

[yokoshozx]

How'd u keep ur wife an how'd u get ur kid to age so fast?

[dumont156]

it wont work for me i own the silk moon and it only says sell rent out enter redecorate mode can you help

[volt200isZane]

hey what dlc were u on

[RoastProductions]

@volt200isZane knothole island

[leo96r1]

Hey how do i have kids every time i do the come back home expression and go to the bed and press "A" to go to sleep it doesn't work. all it says is that i cant sleep now? can some1 please help me>

[ShinigamiKyra]

Can you kill your wife and son? I mean, i know it sounds horrible, but if you want to marry anyone else, can you kill em or just divorce your wife, or just get married again and have 2 wifes? Just curiosity

[RoastProductions]

@ShinigamiKyra you cant kill any kids but you can kill your spouse

[ShinigamiKyra]

@RoastProductions Thanks. The game arrive me in a week, so ill have plenty of bullets to use with my wifes... LOL

[Booklvr777]

where are you at 1:11??

[barco10001]

i just get married.how do i to set the married home? i already bought one.PLEASE i need help!!

[Deathgiant1]

@barco10001 All you do is go to the option "Set as Marital Home" on the property

[allredhead]

I had a baby before I went to the spire, I came back and she was a kid finnaly.

I beat the game, Lucian killed my family so I was sad and got another family...I now have a baby and she won't grow up, its been a week......Help? xD

[Deathgiant1]

"Five star ring cuz im a stud....in games....not in real life" Lol funny :D

[brosilovethewhose]

how do you get the kids to age faster?

[Poopietoes]

i have a question ok how did you get 2 kids? and how many wifes can you have?

[Omatrix95]

Can you have kids even if you are evil?

[TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

@Omatrix95 well OF COURSE U CAN!

 u just have to sacrifice them to the shadow worshippers

[the300spartanz]

where do you get that type of armor i can only find clothes

[TheMysteriousDumbaz1]

@the300spartanz u need the special edition

[rsFenceGold]

how do u get the come back to my place expression?? plz answer

[RoastProductions]

@rsFenceGold you get the expression either though a random mission or the bowerstone book store.

[rsFenceGold]

@RoastProductions thnx forgot 1 thing, how is your armour called that u wear in this vid?

[Aegordwowfan]

@RoastProductions do u know wat the book is called???

[XZGgamer]

are you able to have a divorce?

[RoastProductions]

@XZGgamer you have to piss your wife off enough to get a divorce

[D4rkSid31]

@XZGgamer rofl i had 3 wives lul and they found out about each other lol and they all divorced me

[TheAlienmythFan]

Ok how do u get the come back to my place expression and how do u get her to want sex?

[RoastProductions]

@TheAlienmythFan you get the expression either though a random mission or the bowerstone book store. the wanting her to have sex idk. shes a woman so she spends all day in the kitchen but she might take a break for the bedroom

[Gutsyndicate]

fantasy life! why don't you do that in real life if you are a man, I tell you it won't be that easy.

[mastrchief99]

what button do u press 4 the 360

[IEP1CXD]

mine wont let me get married is keeps giving the gift icon

[MrTbrookslean]

you sound as bored as hell in this video dude.

[ratheify]

lol 4:07 you can see his other wife coming for a divorce

[vampires18]

lol, u ran into two of your kids on the way to take your wife to your new home.

[Glowmunster666]

o.o uhhh can u do this in the small house where u 1st grew up at?

[thegamer403]

ok dude all i need to know how long it takes until your baby turns into a child like 3 years old when it can walk and talk do you know how long it takes?

[RoastProductions]

@thegamer403 i dont know and ive never heard of anyone who knows for sure

[IAMSAM1234567890]

@thegamer403 it's about 15 minuets in real life time. Just go away for a while and then years pass.

[RoastProductions]

@thegamer403 :(

[RoastProductions]

@thegamer403 cool story bro

[haircutbob2]

You're a pretty hilarious person, but the fact that you make monotone jokes is more hilarious. lol

[RoastProductions]

@haircutbob2 ya im alot less creepy now.

[RosesFunnyFilmz]

i know killl ur wife and abandon ur kidz hahaha i would sub to that kinda stuff!!!

[MegaFrosty09]

i laughed so much when you tried to kill your kid lol :D

[RoastProductions]

@MegaFrosty09 :)

[gotnoskillzz]

You should make a video of you killing your wife....

[hotkarlisgood]

yeah i want your nuts..

i laughed so fuckign hard

[matzenino]

how do I get the "come to my place" thingy? D:

Iam married for 5 ingame days and still don't know why it isn't working...

[RoastProductions]

@matzenino its a book you have to read. you can get it at the bowerstone bookstore

[draggy677]

where did ya get tthad armor from?

[legomark300]

My kid doesn't grow he still in the fuckin crib

[porter194]

how do to get the emotion "come back to my house "

[menaceishere]

you  really hellped us

[menaceishere]

my broter haves  this game thenks to you you hellped us

[imonster242DRohrer44]

haha you don't even have to know her name... just give her some pocket change.

[MrLewisAbrown]

I can't get her to follow me to my house :|

[kingsong0174]

were are u



[ThePivotCinema]

when you say a few game days , do you mean like missions? because i rested for like 14 days and my baby is still crying,

[SpectrobeMaster5]

whats protected an unprotective mean ?

[gamenerd67]

@SpectrobeMaster5 protected means useing a condom so she wont get pregnat and unprotected is wher she gets pregnet

[megagamer82]

omg dude you taught your daughter something.after ou had sex your daughter said "I wan't to play that!"

[whitefeather78]

damn dude how do u get that helm?

[BANDITOtilltheEND]

how long does it take for a baby to become a kid (estimated gameplay hours)

[RoastProductions]

@BANDITOtilltheEND it might be a few missions but one of my kids grew up in like two game days o_O

[BANDITOtilltheEND]

@RoastProductions thnx my babies suck ass, i wait a long time and they dont grow so ima a try 1 straight hour

[crazykid91107]

@RoastProductions how do you get that armor you have equiped in this video?

[peanuts447]

@crazykid91107 If u bought the Knothole Island dlc, just do the quests that the chief gives you and you can find pieces of the armor in chests along the way.

[yugioh5djrules]

@RoastProductions really i thought it would of taken 8-9months XDjkjk

[AcogzConz]

hello daddy ^_^ LOL

[ImmaSceneGuy]

@roastproductions I was like joking around. I thought it was kinda humorous.

[ImmaSceneGuy]

"And I'm like, Yeah I'll rip your guts out through your throat and nail your ears to my trophy wall if you don't shut up." A little over dramatic don't chya think?

[RoastProductions]

@ImmaSceneGuy i was just trying to have fun. sorry. ill say three words the entire time next time just for you

[elise199528]

Marry a guy! I did that once...i was bored..it was funny as hell though!

[acedude00]

what actually happens when the 2 different families meet

[RoastProductions]

@acedude00 your spouse gets mad

[acedude00]

were those ur kids u were walking by

[goldentask]

How do u get Come back to my place?

[mamaluigisbagel]

@goldentask In the bookshop "Fiction Burns" in Bowerstone Market is where I found it. (find and buy a book called 'Come Hither, Dear') It might not be on sale at first, so give it time. You can also find Vulgar Thrust, Middle Finger, and a few more expressions through reading. I've also found the book buried and my wife gave it to me as a present........then again, she also gave me a target urination book. XD

[goldentask]

@mamaluigisbagel Nice :D

[rebelthedog9000]

i think knothole island is a shit hole....bloodstone rules!

[admiralmichele]

i cant get a ring

[TheJustyn1111]

i sacrifist 8 of my wives... i have like 4 left.

[superchee2e]

this game was great until my brother did the money "glitch" on my account

[stevengood12]

lmao hahaha theres protected and unprotected sex ha ha haaa

[Bbgood299]

What Clothing is that? it looks kewl

[RoastProductions]

@Bbgood299 knothole knight island. you need the DLC to get it

[Bbgood299]

@RoastProductions Oh did ou dye it it looks different.

I've Got It

[HaloCool97]

Is it just me or did you just pick up anybody from the street?

[RoastProductions]

@HaloCool97 i just made sure it wasnt a guy

[vladahmad]

i wish this could also be for ps3. why does x-box get better games and share with sony?!

[iirippedmypants]

@vladahmad sony and microsoft should combine into one company it would kick ass.

[vladahmad]

@iirippedmypants ya. but that wont hapen since the console war

[stephjomc]

lol you sound soo exited... haha ;)

[TheDarklord0211]

why do you keep running into walls?!?

[BLACKSTAR2K10]

are the kids instant

[Zorrlost64]

@BLACKSTAR2K10 rofl like cup noodles

[mchief190]

my accursed aristocrat wife does not want to get it on with me...i tried flirting with her and all but noooo she got to be high and mighty...

also..love the commentary :p

[ThatIndianGuy7116]

lol the commentary is funny

[angelmon6]

yo bro :s i cant have sex she wants it i put my thums up and all the bed says is freaking sleep add me Sir DarkPreD i need help -_- i dont got a legidary items xD .... just started 4 days ago and im addicted -_-

[BIOSHOCK009]

I need help, I can only have 1 kid.

[alduphiss]

i have 6 wives in the game all have 3 kids

[Seldanas]

Cant wait until Fable 3 comes out, Fable 2 kinda dissapointed, but Fable: TLC was awsome. Fable 3 is going to be wild! Getting it for PC :D

[cheeseguy1995]

thx for the video but how do u get the come back to my place expression? Do u buy it from the bookstore in bowerstone?

[mommasboy394]

Dude, where did you get that armor?

[mantoxic95]

@mommasboy394 you play knothole island quest missions and find them in chests scattered on the island but their not hard to find

[ironhand132]

do u guys think this good 4 a 12 year old?Im 12 in 7th grade ive taken sex ed too

[Dragonprincess21]

@ironhand132 that depends on how your parents feel, there are sex scenes but the scenes are black out, but there are noises. A few of the npcs make questionalbe comments and there are whores in the game as well, but you do not have to form any relationships, sexually or otherwise if you don't want too. But this is a fun game, but Fable 3 is coming out right around the corner and it is suppose to be extremely better, so you might want to wait for that one.

[MrMarc315]

damn that guy wuz funny

[krawlings117]

i shall congratulate u for ur housing monopoly

[bulletformynuggets]

1:37 LOL nice vid

[hellsongfurry123]

can u have 2 kids with the same wife?

[KilluhPeepz629]

what area is that?

[lordie484854]

How do you have two kids?

[minhaz8]

I Was Laughing When You Tried To Kill Your Other Child But You Kept On Missing!!

[sonic14041]

holy shit man fable 2 looks kick ass im going to buy it

[LivingDeadBeatt]

haha youre funny

[dickcheese5150]

lol killing his kid

[harloification]

hey how fast do children age someone please anwser