SKYRIM GUIDE: HOW TO MARRY!!!!!!

[thedark20001000]

I wanna marry Lydia

[LaidGuy]

Can't you fuck your wife and watch at the same time.!?

[MikkeDeviant]

A guy named Piccollo liked this 71 times

[mattosillusion]

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP HATE VIDEOS LIKE THAT!

THE GUY HAVE NOT WHAT TO SAY AND WAS LIKE UH UH UH CMON THAT PISS ME OFF! ¬¬

[pvtbatt7]

what about girls i cant find nothing on here that helps girls out

[powhzify]

but...if the join the Dark Brotherhood...how about my wife?

[NinjaRat12345]

U r just SICK!!! Who do u think you are?? This isn't funny it's sick!

[FCOOLDUDE9]

enough with the green dicks...

[Alsarnia]

Dang, it's so easy for guys to get married, but since I'm a girl practically every man I talk to in the game is intereseted in me. I get OLD MEN asking if I want to marry them! It gets really annoying!

[happywho06]

GREEN DICK PARTY"!!!!!!

[Spikydragn23]

0:08 What now!

[kcburns11]

@Spikydragn23 SEX!

[holy1shit2]

i have 100k gold

[Peligrazo]

Lol i married Camilla something, and when i asked if she had any cash profit from the store to give me, and she had.. 7100 gold! :D

[gamericons]

would u like gfx if u do plz contact me

[TacticalCookies]

Great quality.

[Youmadbroize]

I murder everyone who walks pass me,I think there's a good chance I might murder my wife too.

[TheChickenruns]

Lawl green dicks teehee

[SphincterJuice]

i lol'd at "and this time we're fucking getting married like oh my god it's so epic -sigh-"

[kcburns11]

@SphincterJuice i jizzed.

[XxSteveboyxX]

anyone else find it creepy that lydia sits there and watches you sleep?? hahah :D

[kcburns11]

@XxSteveboyxX nope.  not one bit!

[Haseotoramaki99]

my wife died and I can't remarry ... help

[kcburns11]

@Haseotoramaki99 create a new game.

[VoidTroopiez]

@Haseotoramaki99 In rl? xD

[BLong100591]

to the guy at the top I got both XD

[kcburns11]

@BLong100591 LUUUCKKKYYY.

[martenfr]

See even in games ,guys get marry to fuck legally

[TemoYaYo]

@faribx1 IMPOSSIBRUU!!!

[ShadowLigth100]

I want tho get married ont the game too but if i go to the temple only that womand and a dude are their but she given to me the amulet but its not whorking

[21GeorgeTheRipper]

@ShadowLigth100 hmmm, i think it might be that ur an ugly motherfucker. in the game ofcourse.

[ShadowLigth100]

@21GeorgeTheRipper How do i get pretier then xd

[monsterslayer223]

look at the tags mw3 is involved

[suncoastfx]

@blastfrag900 haha you probobly gave her green dick disese :)

[kdramagirl1992]

My big green dick. LOL

[Hunkiller1997]

where is Riverrun?

[hayabus111a]

@Hunkiller1997 IT'S RIFTEN BRO ;)

[ALI5392]

How to have sex with troll lol

[blastfrag800]

I married ysolda and one day I cam home and found her lying dead on the floor. What in the fuck happened there???

[SacreligousTurkey]

i feel like playing skyrim

[DragonThunder151]

where did you get that quest and what name is it and wheres the location?

[LSDPR0DUCTIONS]

GREEN DICK IS BETTER THAN BLUE DICK!!!

SHOUT OUT FOR WEEKLYTUBESHOW!!!

[PheonixStudi0s]

What if I already killed her not in werewolf form

[tydeck111]

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SKYRIM PORN????????? SEXUAL THEMES MY ASS

[LiruTheWerewolf1]

Fbgg:)

[DtownCboy]

to get remarried kill ur wife in ware wolf for I did it...u get a letter from a carrier in a day or two

[chileo1]

Awkward for the housecarl, it would be good if she could get in for a threesome

[MrASTONNNNNNN]

HA I GOT MARRIED 2 LIDYA

[mastercobjay]

@MrASTONNNNNNN lydia* sorry i correct everyone.

[lanfilo91]

can u do this with any wife u marry?

[PheonixStudi0s]

Anyway my wife sucks but she doesn't suck me so I want a new one how do you remarry on ps3? can you?

[lwl1962]

@PheonixStudi0s You obviously murder her...

[PheonixStudi0s]

My wife never fuckin sleeps

[BulletBeast7713]

I didnt see any tierra(; y not

[Tofnilz]

Fun fact, you can also loot these amulets off of bandits.

[Jordster00]

Does it still work if your a werewolf?

[KingAx3Man]

@AlexLozanovski you need the amulet of Mara which you get from Maramal in Riften. Usually he's found either in the inn, or the temple of Mara

[AlexLozanovski]

Hey u found a mammoth tusk for her but there is no option of marring her

[faribx1]

easiest way to marry and have sex; stop playing Elders scrolls

[kcburns11]

@faribx1 not true.

[canuckscanadasteam96]

@faribx1 lol best comment eva

[chunkboy55]

Fuck bitches. Get gold

[livingsk8erpunk]

your voice reminds me of that guy from saturday night live... he's so jokes

[QSCoDMoNsTeR]

Thumbs up if you're RSVPing to the green dick party

[sarnese70]

@QSCoDMoNsTeR Penis.

[KILLERWILSH]

I had to wait 3 days to have my wedding after i got him to accept it

[hydropvc]

i wonder if i didnt have 1000 gold and the amulet of mora..would these bitches still love me

[NcSxProductionz]

I killed my wife and then I got the inheritance from her will. Lol

[GreedyJungle]

You can gain a perk from sleeping with you wife a lot (not having sex with her because you can't its not possible in Skyrim) but if your a werwolf then you can't because sleep does nothing for you and if Aela the Huntress is your wife you can't gain it because she is a werwolf and I don't think she ever sleeps.

[djdea12]

LOL, i got married with Aela The Huntress and right after that, after 1 second of saying "i Do" she left, and i can't find her anywhere.

[softwaremediaguru]

@djdea12 it's a littel bug, but you can come back to the temple later and she will be there.

[kieond78]

@djdea12 Go back to the Companions Guild, where you first found her.

[sion559]

@djdea12 she is in the companions house thing

[kcburns11]

@djdea12 she is dead..........

[AbdullahKhalid1992]

I know this is gonna sound weird but what happens if I kill my wife????

[LtColQwerty]

lol im gonna marry someone with a bigger house.

[TheShadowCorpse]

Its not because you slept in the same bed (not really "sex") that you got money, everyday or so that girls store makes a profit and you get a share of it.

[MrSolidsnake87]

My Argonian character/werewolf + Aela (also werewolf) = lizard werewolf / human babies?

[Pinh3adxN3cromancer]

Green Vaginas.

[colddrunkrat]

how come whenever i try and marry someone the just say "hi" or something??i have an amulet of mara but it's not working..

[Pimpypoesy]

@colddrunkrat they need to like you

[inFxNinjaz]

it doesnt work when you sleep next to her

[OblivionZealot]

Rivverrun?

[loki00700]

SHUT UP let us watch the damn video idiot

[0kmet0]

@loki00700 MUTE BUTTON? lol

[loki00700]

u need to get laid

[richard1972r]

Woman- "Why wouldn't I be interested? Are you interested in me?"

Man, that's one crazy and desperate bitch to be interested in that shit face orc! >_>

[iDoominic]

ugly ass character

[iDoominic]

ugly ass character

[linkrules678]

Lydia.... WHAT THE HELL R U DOING HERE!!!!

[crinoskun]

soooooooooooooo......did they do it or not?

[wolreB]

what a d-bag. Why the hell would you do anything for the imperials.

[jimmywithtimmy]

IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT!! MY DOG JUST WENT POOP IN MY HOUSE OMFG!! WHAT DO I USE TO CLEAN IT!?!

[kcburns11]

@jimmywithtimmy UR TONGUE!!!!!

[jimmywithtimmy]

@kcburns11 So get this i cleaned it... put the dogs out and opened the window to air out the house... run upstairs to change and wash up.. come back down stairs and the screen door on my window is bent as if someone tried to get into my house! Wont be able to sleep tonight..

[willffre]

@kcburns11 not a bad option better than use a broom to clean it off

[themegagamerguy67]

ill rsvp for the green dick party.

[Stinke1156]

Actually.. its FUCK BITCHES, RIDE SEAHORSES!

[toadidile]

This is retared

[christian1o812]

@toadidile if u think sex is retarded then damn u r stoopid!!!

[RodneyPlusGirls]

@christian1o812 or he's just an 9 year old virgin 

[christian1o812]

@RodneyPlusGirls if hes 9 he should be thinkin of nothin else exept gettin laid

[dundalkfights]

@RodneyPlusGirls 9 year old virgin? as opposed to a 9 year old puss hound that gets laid everyday?

[RodneyPlusGirls]

@dundalkfights I'm not saying Physically i mean mentally ... A 9 year old virgin is in the mind set. of sex is disguising. God

[nickovry]

@toadidile *retarded

[dasimpsonsfan]

áhahaha lol I married the Jarl and she started a buisness.... she gives me 300 per day

[MeatHoll]

so......no sex -_-

[shatteredenigmax]

I married aela werewolf babies haha

[hoboman2121]

Hey I married the same girl lol

[NuclearxSalvation]

Holy shiz an archer and assasin like me O:

[NuclearxSalvation]

Why foes everyone pick her? (I did too)

[sorenjap]

haha omg this guy is the best commentator ever

[ToftSitties]

Lols

The fact that there's a video of this is funny enough for me.

[TriiqYOG]

wheres the old house that you have to move into?

[imCOOLson]

@luckybitchfo speak with the one you married and tell them to move in with you.

[luckybitchfo]

Wait, i got the house in whiterun through the jarl's servant dude but in the main quest i had gotten the privilege to buy it (i am an imperial) so your telling me in order to move in with the bitch i got to buy "my house" again??! and i have it setup the way i want it. please somebody make that clear for me ? ):

[MegaSierrabitch]

can someone telll me if this is real or not!!!

[kcburns11]

@MegaSierrabitch yes!

[iTzMLGCSLTheRealPro]

@MegaSierrabitch Sorry its just a game ;)

[sarnese70]

@iTzMLGCSLTheRealPro I Want To Have Sex

[darkjason78]

@MegaSierrabitch it real

[quagdude]

i cant find that temple, help asap

[m4ttrul3s]

@quagdude It's in Riften.

[Jeffeezy23]

Hahhhahahhaa

[xxZOSKY99xx]

im a lizard lol

[TheRegalian]

Lol bro ur epic

[xpto41]

THIS IS LIKE SIMS?

[jokkebro]

@xpto41 better

[ZMILLADAKILLA]

The green dick is the likes

[Kiro1017]

I used to fuck woman but then I took an arrow to my dick AND IT HURT LIKE HELL!!!!!!!!'

[immortalXMONsta]

Pull my lever sir.

[TheMasterOfBen]

Alpha stfu

[jundo93]

Lmao. Ur funny man

[firefox6151]

the servents a purvert ...... never trust the help

[TheVideoMenace1]

Orcs should be aloud multiple wives due to that being their culture ;)

[zooted757]

Can you have sex if you are a werwolf? Help!

[sk8terrox1]

wtf green dick wtf



[kewldude32310]

no kiss the bride???

[lamename81]

Can you marry people not just in white run?

[Norwaynumber1]

@lamename81 yeah

[nappy413]

@lamename81 fuck yes



[laronmcclellan]

Lol is all I got to say

[XIanX01]

lol you married my girl in this video

[D1D1P]

my bitch gives me 400 gold

[alkaid001]

ur voice reminds me of Ellis frm L4D2 lol xD hot

[Mario1223345]

How do u know if u had sex on skyrim

[optimusfan1101]

@Mario1223345 it will say your awaken by your lovers comfort in the corner

[bioshockbouncer13]

Ur servant wanted to watch

[tomik524]

i love the commentary. i laughed :D

[iRockGlock]

Orcs invented the orgy

[jakassme]

i used to have sex but i took an arrow to the knee

[ccpp90]

@jakassme I used to be a nerd that played skyrim... then i took a vagina to the penis...

[BarbershopHero]

I have a green dick, but it's from chlamydia....

[TheJOE174]

this is gay

[megasharkvsgiantoct1]

K I became thane of riften, when to my house, honeyside for the first time, and some hot red head claiming to be house carl wants to get married...

[LaBass666]

Marriage in Skyrim:

You: hey sup!

Chic/Dude: hey You: wanna get married

Chic/Dude: sure

*next day gets married*

Btw i hooked up with Aela and she opens up the store too...basically whoever u marry will open a store and u can get money from them

[FaTaL305]

Servant fapping in the corner.

[JennaRieberger]

hahaha "we're fucking getting married"

[Dex10Studios]

I wish you could get remarried I have it for xbox so no consume commands but I hate my wife

[Darkblaze4000]

@Dex10Studios there is only one solution

KILL HER

[149chris]

@Dex10Studios kill her

[papalolita]

Can you marry a gay sex partner in Skyrim?

[Flynn544]

ur mad bro? :D

[skydracco]

You have a foul mouth And your disrespect for women makes me sick.

[damanwidaplans]

@skydracco lollloollololoolol

[TheOriginalRevilez]

@skydracco shuut up

[UnitedWithDubstep]

Riverrun?

[banditkarts]

FBGG-Swag.