The dark ages of Top Gear, from before the got James May back on board. That other guy they used to have wasn't the best fit with Clarkson and Hamond lol.
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@Aussieisbest94 lol u made the black box flight recorder, that's all well and good but....They don't bloody work, ask the Americans they're still looking for the ones from 9/11 haha i applaud ur sense of humour and pride sir, enjoy ur good weather
@Aussieisbest94 You seem to think that "bigger is better" - that's a worrying opinion. The reason why most Austrailians are idiots may have something to do with us sending our criminals there, so I do have some sympathy for you. Also, England invented cricket, and Rugby, two of your main sports. I do admire your passion for Austrailia, but remember, without the English you lot would still be living like cavemen. Oh and you only have 4 bands: INXS, Midnight Oil and Men at Work and Wolfmother.
@Aussieisbest94 Ive spent time in Austrailia and you all use gas powered bbq's! That's not a real bbq is it? Penicillin wasnt invented in Austrailia, a Frenchman discovered it and a Scotsman carried it on. The Scram Jet is ok but remember who invented the jet engine - Sir Frank Whittle - who wasn't Austrailian. The lawn mower is an English invention so you can't claim that just by adding petrol to it. The Vauxhall VXR8 ha ha! I applaud your sense of humour!!
@paolorono Edd is actually Top Gear's chief mechanic. He's responsible for rigging all the Top Gear 'Lab Test' cars such as the police cars (Hammond's Vitara is a classic!), the double deck cars as featured in the Ashes's episode and Britain vs the Germans episode, as well as ensuring the safety mechanisms on the 'Star in Reasonably Priced Car' vehicles such as roll cages etc.
a *real* thing you can do is rig a windshield sprayer in the trunk, just above the licence plate... what you put in the reservoir, well thats up to you...
Ahhh the good old days when "new" Top Gear was shite and had a budget smaller than the Hamster. Hammond, the young pretender who became a Prince, May who they paid a pittance at the time due to his wallnut dashboard personality, who later became a household name by making programmes about Airfix and then Clarkson, who at this time was almost as hated as Piers Morgan, and we all know that Clarkson became the king of England. Long live Top Gear.
So is this what James Bonds car would look like, defend and attack like if HQ was on CRACK!!!! I mean really wait a second let me get my crack lighter out and launch the rocket... Just give me a Tick...
Don't worry Americans. The British are so bad at manufacturing that they had to get the french to build the Concorde. As Jeremy Clarkson might say, "How bad do you have to be at manufacturing before the French are better?"
My Dad and his two friends were in the studio that day, at 1:42 there are two guys leaning on the car with glasses, those are the friends, Dad somehow evaded the cameras for the whole thing, we found it hilarious.
ehh i said lap instead of lab, wow who cares, oh wait ppl who do the replying, n who does response to posts on ppls quotes, wow what a great life u must have, if i was ur dad....i can guarantee i would of smothered u with disappointed 4 having u as a child. u know u havent got a life if u post more then the avg post, u make ppl proud
@hungryhippos56 Mate he's not a 'top gear lap coat guy', he's Edd China...he's known for being a motoring journalist, restoring cars, Wheeler Dealers...works with Mike Brewer? You know?
The rockets work nicely if you expect the bad guy will just stand and wait while you get out of your car, flip open "wind proof lighter" , load your rocket and close the flap and put your gogles on and light the fuse and then hope that it hits your target.... Right
who was that cut out? that actually sounds feasible. but u might want to make the ejector in a convertabile so u dont get concusiion whle being ejected at 20 miles an hour
Nooo, you think the rockets were fake? What could've possibly given you the idea that they were fake? I mean, since when has anything on Top Gear been fake?
Besides your license money doesn't pay for youtube videos. Google Adsense does. I don't know if you've ever hit the upload button but I'm pretty sure it's free. I've never been charged for any of my uploads.
I'm not disabling Ad Block Plus and I'm not going to stop watching Top Gear. If you don't like that then you'll just have to deal with it.
Ed China is a legend.
jayjay1179 1 week ago 6
Oi! I pay my BBC licence fee so I don't have to watch adverts before programmes...
sushiplum 2 weeks ago 3
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suckerz01520 1 week ago
@sushiplum your absolutely right
suckerz01520 1 week ago
go ed china
brngallery 2 weeks ago 2
@EverybodyLovesEthan The 2 best car shows ever :D
jordanclarkson2010 3 weeks ago
lol pause at 0:02 he really does look like a hamster
lewis2405401 3 weeks ago
top gear mr t loves this
theearlynovember2011 3 weeks ago
The dark ages of Top Gear, from before the got James May back on board. That other guy they used to have wasn't the best fit with Clarkson and Hamond lol.
TalesOfWar 1 month ago
Ed China, from Wheeler Dealers?
HotpointForever 1 month ago 5
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Twestination 1 month ago
the passenger looks like Gadaffi
luskentyre1984 1 month ago
I don't remember ever seeing this?
mrspivvy 1 month ago
ED FROM WHEELER DEALERS!!! WHEELER DEALERS+TOP GEAR= FUCKING AMAZING!
EverybodyLovesEthan 1 month ago
Isn't that the guy from wheelers dealers?
necridkee 1 month ago
ed!!!
MegaJeremyClarkson 1 month ago
Rock on Ed!
lucrativeelfmongrel 2 months ago
Ed is d best...
LEEITANAGAR 2 months ago
''EJECTO SEATO CUZZ!! I LOVE THIS BUTTON!"
Rayrayman111 2 months ago 2
ed china is the best
The509charger1 2 months ago
EDD CHINA - legend!!!
Stanislav2508 2 months ago
he dropped his balls
shadybwoy136 2 months ago
is Ed the guy from Wheeler Dealers?
Matty19941904 2 months ago 15
@Matty19941904 Yes!
TopGearrules 2 months ago
@Matty19941904 Yes he is, actually.
OtherRealmer 2 days ago
Back when Jezza had hair :L
kieranprint 3 months ago 3
EDD CHINA IS THE MAN!!!!
joesetra 3 months ago
Edd China is a legend!
marshalllucky 3 months ago
6:13, 'Making yo' car Bond-worthy LIKE A BOSS
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nicholasr119847 3 months ago
Balls everywhere!!
rAkiztA1155 3 months ago
/watch?v=cbnXdGV1OxU - Coolest bond car ever!
Uzikrappen 4 months ago
@66Allura10092 Nobody here is an Xbox fan because Xbox sucks :p
Eugene4251 4 months ago 6
Hammond's balls finally dropped!
TheBfwal1 5 months ago 5
The stealth Idea is brilliant. It managed to hide itself in the lack of pixels
canthaguild 5 months ago 6
Ed China is TOPSHELF!
megabutler 5 months ago
they should of used a syringe/injector that would shoot oil into the muffler creating a smoke screen
25Celtics 5 months ago
Gotta love ed china, topworkfella :p
fr33eat 5 months ago
how is that jason did not see a ep whit him in it
MrPoptit 5 months ago
What episode and series is this??
007philly 5 months ago
check out is board..! LOL
ArghalA 5 months ago
Ads on BBC what next free porn?
18T220 5 months ago
why is there adverts on the BBC Channel?????
baitcat 5 months ago
@baitcat Because its Youtube
STOPTHEEU 5 months ago
holy shit. thats awesome. only on top gear would that be made.
CHUCKNORRISandllamas 6 months ago
lag
ThePlatinumHD 6 months ago
@Evangelia15794
Too bad this isn't an Xbox game.
RapHipHop3000 6 months ago
Great video!! cant remember this episode and havent seen it on Dave even!
keith23uk 6 months ago
@keith23uk It's from the first series which is never shown on Dave because it doesn't have James May
boo453 5 months ago
oh fuck off hertz!
x19710 6 months ago
Dear Edd, please use that ejection seat thingy on Mike Brewer, cheers.
boob72 6 months ago
im scottish but i couldnt help notice when you... an austrailian mentioned bands... you didnt mention AC-DC...
LE3ESP 6 months ago
Ah 240p, we meet again...
96toffee 6 months ago 61
@96toffee Aah comment about 240p, we meet again
MaddieJrockxD 1 month ago 6
@96toffee overused comment, we meet again
jacobxtothez 3 weeks ago 8
@Aussieisbest94 lol u made the black box flight recorder, that's all well and good but....They don't bloody work, ask the Americans they're still looking for the ones from 9/11 haha i applaud ur sense of humour and pride sir, enjoy ur good weather
StonnerMaterial 6 months ago
@StonnerMaterial they found them you dumbass
MrTr0llol 6 months ago
@Aussieisbest94 Since you like Australia so much why don't you go watch TopGear Australia, Oh that's right, nevermind its shit.
TheHarryDwyerSociety 6 months ago
@Aussieisbest94 You seem to think that "bigger is better" - that's a worrying opinion. The reason why most Austrailians are idiots may have something to do with us sending our criminals there, so I do have some sympathy for you. Also, England invented cricket, and Rugby, two of your main sports. I do admire your passion for Austrailia, but remember, without the English you lot would still be living like cavemen. Oh and you only have 4 bands: INXS, Midnight Oil and Men at Work and Wolfmother.
RUBBERMOOG 6 months ago
@Aussieisbest94 Ive spent time in Austrailia and you all use gas powered bbq's! That's not a real bbq is it? Penicillin wasnt invented in Austrailia, a Frenchman discovered it and a Scotsman carried it on. The Scram Jet is ok but remember who invented the jet engine - Sir Frank Whittle - who wasn't Austrailian. The lawn mower is an English invention so you can't claim that just by adding petrol to it. The Vauxhall VXR8 ha ha! I applaud your sense of humour!!
RUBBERMOOG 6 months ago
@Aussieisbest94 no in England we say shite, young man. How's Austrailia mate, may I thank you on providing the world with the rotary washing line.
RUBBERMOOG 6 months ago
Edd China Rules!!
TheTardOne 6 months ago
BBC can only film in 240p
AyKayEl 6 months ago
Edd just casually stands outside the car as Jason painballs rights next to him
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ipadbestdev 7 months ago
999,973 views.. is it sad that i want to be the 999,999th ?
ItsMeOrYouShitHead 7 months ago
lol im so doing this to my old first car.....knew it would come in hany some day
Skatesfy 7 months ago
-fuzzy dice!
-fluffy dice?
-flussy dice.
Way to compromise guys!
j2whoa 7 months ago
@paolorono Edd is actually Top Gear's chief mechanic. He's responsible for rigging all the Top Gear 'Lab Test' cars such as the police cars (Hammond's Vitara is a classic!), the double deck cars as featured in the Ashes's episode and Britain vs the Germans episode, as well as ensuring the safety mechanisms on the 'Star in Reasonably Priced Car' vehicles such as roll cages etc.
jules1278 7 months ago
Labcoat guy reminds me of stephen merchant
dissinitbig 7 months ago
Ed China ROcks!
selimexotic 7 months ago
And blowd of his head!
nielsgt5 7 months ago
more entertaining than the stuff they do nowadays
Rohmanator 7 months ago
more entertaining than the stuff they do nowadats
Rohmanator 7 months ago
That was cool!!!
wasabiguru 7 months ago
Bullet proof barrier could have been longer but otherwise it was a pretty awesome car and not useless at all. Well done Edd, you surely got talent!
Christhjian 8 months ago
edd on edd and mike <3
Pexilico 8 months ago
yay edd china how did he got there??
paolorono 8 months ago
Faceplant? :D
Enzo393 8 months ago
Long live Top Gear, the greatest TV show on earth!
jpquiggle 8 months ago 99
lol "u might wana use boiling oil, fish fingers" lol
hatah4 8 months ago
a *real* thing you can do is rig a windshield sprayer in the trunk, just above the licence plate... what you put in the reservoir, well thats up to you...
GeorgeNada1 8 months ago
0_0 i am awed
360fuorteen 8 months ago
wonder how they managed to blast the guy straight through the car's roof? wouldn't that be expensive? lol
applesmnch2 8 months ago
@applesmnch2 Probs wouldnt cost that much tbh
PS3CRAZY96 7 months ago
lol, it's awesome
applesmnch2 8 months ago
I think (if I built that at home) I woulod use the doorbell on my wife :)
AntiPrep789 9 months ago
I fucking love Top Gear! amazing!!
flynnpin 9 months ago
a table tray won't stop bullets
haha
MaddDogg81 9 months ago
@MaddDogg81 Its not just a tray. It's a BULLET PROOF TRAY.
I am going to my local charity shop.
devex12345 9 months ago
isnt the tall guy edd frm wheeler dealers??
TheGautamagrawal 9 months ago
captain fat
StephenNorman 9 months ago 2
@StephenNorman lol no, it's gayson dawe^^
DerDudeInShanghai 8 months ago
Adam Buxton?
mattdot666 9 months ago
that guy is so rude he keeps in interrupting richard hammond
zeeck214 10 months ago 3
Edd China=%Proxy-Connection: keep
MegaKilla555 10 months ago
wat is the material of the roof?
it look like clothes after tat doll was blasted out
josephtww88 10 months ago 3
Edd Korea from wheelers dealser
nath909 10 months ago
I WANT ONE OF THOSE ! Please :)
peanutpumpgun 10 months ago
no matter how cheap this is, it's still a waste of money! :P
YTR0009 11 months ago
Ahhh the good old days when "new" Top Gear was shite and had a budget smaller than the Hamster. Hammond, the young pretender who became a Prince, May who they paid a pittance at the time due to his wallnut dashboard personality, who later became a household name by making programmes about Airfix and then Clarkson, who at this time was almost as hated as Piers Morgan, and we all know that Clarkson became the king of England. Long live Top Gear.
RUBBERMOOG 11 months ago 95
WOOT! ejector seat!!!
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fuck you top Gear!!! viva México
rapidfirest 11 months ago
@rapidfirest - Eh?
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Cakerolled 1 year ago
I LOVE IT!!! I want that car!!
Leon61491 1 year ago 2
2:13 fat basterd?
robertwinnett 1 year ago
@robertwinnett its james may predecesor!!
JorgeVABG 1 year ago
@JorgeVABG i know jason dawes but i mean can u hear richard say fat basterd
robertwinnett 1 year ago
WHERE'S THE HEAD GONE?!??! :P
Nelsonwmj 1 year ago
So is this what James Bonds car would look like, defend and attack like if HQ was on CRACK!!!! I mean really wait a second let me get my crack lighter out and launch the rocket... Just give me a Tick...
predan25 1 year ago 3
who is the guy on the cardboard cutout that they shoot with the front of the car?
BigCM06 1 year ago
@BigCM06 It's John Prescott.
diggerydooboy 1 year ago
@diggerydooboy so do people in the UK hate him or something?
BigCM06 1 year ago
@BigCM06 He's not exactly Mr Popular no.
MikeWmusic10 1 year ago
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birdman3120 1 year ago
@BigCM06 He was the Secretary of State for the Environment and Transport.
birdman3120 1 year ago
Ed is great, I watching him also in wheelers Dealers.
Jacobart1 1 year ago 3
Don't worry Americans. The British are so bad at manufacturing that they had to get the french to build the Concorde. As Jeremy Clarkson might say, "How bad do you have to be at manufacturing before the French are better?"
StinkyKnobcheese 1 year ago
Ed is on wheeler dealers
fordgtrocks1579 1 year ago
i bought this car yesterday :D
MrAbideen 1 year ago
ed china is cool......fat guy sucked tho'....james may is a trillion times cooler :)
zolizly 1 year ago
yes jeep, il take it there, right to jeeps advertising department with a freakin shotgun for their ads
TheHondarider94 1 year ago
how could anyone dislike this video
dilbarajani 1 year ago
My Dad and his two friends were in the studio that day, at 1:42 there are two guys leaning on the car with glasses, those are the friends, Dad somehow evaded the cameras for the whole thing, we found it hilarious.
AcanthaDante 1 year ago
Edd China from wheeler dealers & classic car club.!!!!
46sanjeevan 1 year ago 177
Ed China from wheeler dealer&classic car club!!!!
46sanjeevan 1 year ago
worthless fat guy
xraidedlok 1 year ago
ehh i said lap instead of lab, wow who cares, oh wait ppl who do the replying, n who does response to posts on ppls quotes, wow what a great life u must have, if i was ur dad....i can guarantee i would of smothered u with disappointed 4 having u as a child. u know u havent got a life if u post more then the avg post, u make ppl proud
hungryhippos56 1 year ago
What did Edd say at 0:19?
RoadRunnerDrummerJD 1 year ago
@RoadRunnerDrummerJD Yes agent 00 3 and a half lol.
mansfieldram 1 year ago
below the belt... 10 points
RuuduSandra 1 year ago
thats the first i've ever seen one of the top gear lap coat guys speak...
hungryhippos56 1 year ago
@hungryhippos56 Mate he's not a 'top gear lap coat guy', he's Edd China...he's known for being a motoring journalist, restoring cars, Wheeler Dealers...works with Mike Brewer? You know?
RoadRunnerDrummerJD 1 year ago
how to stop ads... dont watch videos that have them. skip it
ThePolskamafia4 1 year ago
everybody use adblocker
freack201 1 year ago
watch?v=IeQr4b-EP5g
nektoPavel 1 year ago
fat man with gun...lol
wazscience 1 year ago
install adblock to skip the ads
caesiume 1 year ago
why exactly do I have to watch an ad before a public funded video? £3.5 billion not enough for auntie eh?
schlisvaken 1 year ago 3
@schlisvaken get firefox
LCardoso17 1 year ago
@schlisvaken These are viewable outside of the UK, and of course people outside of the UK don't pay for a British TV license.
caesiume 1 year ago
Oh My God, it's Edd China! :D
rock3tcat 1 year ago
0:19 EPIC CONFUSION
099psp 1 year ago
Ed China rocks in Wheeler Dealers. He is awesome!
cocobearbear 1 year ago 4
I WANT THAT CAR
shutterbug132 1 year ago
Lol, isnt' that Ed China from the restore cars show ?
1z1337 1 year ago
@1z1337 yes. he works with Mike Brewer on "Wheeler Dealers"
JChan1026 1 year ago
Look it's Ed from Wheeler Dealers :)
gigaves 1 year ago 2
You expect me to talk?
GTAIVFan17 1 year ago
@GTAIVFan17 No mr clarkson i expect you to shut up!
superspy6 1 year ago
The rockets work nicely if you expect the bad guy will just stand and wait while you get out of your car, flip open "wind proof lighter" , load your rocket and close the flap and put your gogles on and light the fuse and then hope that it hits your target.... Right
TheAPPC 1 year ago
@TheAPPC YEH that wouldnt happen but how much better could u do for 300 pounds???
1918dannyboy 1 year ago
Its the guy from Wheeler dealers :D
Tait011 1 year ago 59
it doesn't seem to show us how to make the car. Just the features of it .LOL
ferrarifxx1000 1 year ago
\ps..........................not really
luda242o 1 year ago
isended that idea of the seat
luda242o 1 year ago
who was that cut out? that actually sounds feasible. but u might want to make the ejector in a convertabile so u dont get concusiion whle being ejected at 20 miles an hour
zygas25 1 year ago
Edd China, he's great on Wheeler Dealers. Great show.
Birdman283 1 year ago
Nooo, you think the rockets were fake? What could've possibly given you the idea that they were fake? I mean, since when has anything on Top Gear been fake?
kalvaza 1 year ago
EJECTOR SEEEAT
MAHAHAHAA~
:3
sythersight 1 year ago
If the paint ball guns and rockets at the same height how did the rocket manage to take of his head????????? o_O
BKTrueBOss96 1 year ago
@BKTrueBOss96 in layman's terms, point the damn thing up... a rocket car and rocket ship start at the same level too you know ;)
mmsouza22 1 year ago
Could you guys make me a james bond car on a budget and deliver it to me? Please!?
ZSwierczynski 1 year ago
i wish they hadn't made that fake rocket bit at the end, it was all quite brilliant until that bit
CheesyAbs6 1 year ago
@CheesyAbs6 I second that. The whole bit with the rocket was rather lame. Overkill,yet at the same time quite unrealistic.
Squall7766 1 year ago
Ah cheers
ThatblokeMatt 1 year ago
i just dont trust these people. lol
bigcheesy95 1 year ago
Who's the fat bloke?
ThatblokeMatt 1 year ago
@ThatblokeMatt He Was the guy that James May Replaced!
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mehowee 1 year ago 77
@mehowee or f5
fastcarsforever 1 year ago
@mehowee: They fixed that. And yet F5 still works. :-)
EddieTheFishReturns 1 year ago
@mehowee thanks man.
mtbxcfreak 1 year ago
@mehowee Or get Firefox with Ad Block Plus
TestECull 1 year ago
@TestECull Or stop watching programs that are paid for with our license money.
Mysterious0Bob 1 year ago
@Mysterious0Bob How 'bout no?
Besides your license money doesn't pay for youtube videos. Google Adsense does. I don't know if you've ever hit the upload button but I'm pretty sure it's free. I've never been charged for any of my uploads.
I'm not disabling Ad Block Plus and I'm not going to stop watching Top Gear. If you don't like that then you'll just have to deal with it.
TestECull 1 year ago
@mehowee hell yeah!!
jrod8496 1 year ago
@mehowee Doesn't work
chiffmonkey 1 year ago
I do believe he did a rather good job.
Liberty2431 1 year ago
Ed China Rocks.
leebougz 1 year ago 23
And kids...try this at home...that face...classic!
Liferacingengines 1 year ago 3