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[XxXNoAverageAngelXxX]

I feel like I have lost vital brain cells watching this. WOW the world has become completely ignorant.

[PyroJack85]

whats the name of the song at the end? that question has troubled me since my friend showed me this when i was little :S

[Dharkhaze17]

Makes me think of my childhood best friend Tasha. RIP xx

[teekastryker]

It's been years since I've seen this, yet I still remember every line. My favorites: "You're in jail for twelve years" "twelve?" "yes, such an odd number isn't it?" "I LIKE BEANS!" "Courtney get me my gun!" "No, MWAHAHA" and "I'm very sad!"

[loganhp123]

anyone see him throwing his fist off of his left hand at 1:16 ?

[larofee]

this video was my whole childhood! I quoted it just about every day hahaha

[MRHappYFacE18000]

this video is retarded and a waste of my TIME!!!

[Tyranus1]

@MRHappYFacE18000 People like you are the ones responsible for destroying the 90s.

[Phalanxification]

@MRHappYFacE18000 You're browsing Albino Black Sheep videos. You definately have plenty of time to waste.

[INeverWanted2010]

I'm going to watch this every day for the rest of my life.

[INeverWanted2010]

I freaking love this video.

[IArtGod]

Lol you said Elton John. It's... John Lennon.. Also, random unrelated side-note there's actually a band called the Cockroaches. Haven't heard'em yet.

[IZEASGT]

"And then everyone was nerds for the rest of their lives."

HAPPY END!

[macandfriends]

Then everyone got acne and it was gross!

I'm very sad :(

*sigh* remember the good ol' days of the internet?

[Bombercules]

Creg

[ImLordRevan]

adsf movie copied this style

[TheRadnessQueen]

Oh the memories. My best friend and I memorized this in 7th grade and recited it on a daily basis, it was the foundation to our friendship :P

[versusterminus19]

Man, this is such a classic Flash animation... I'm so glad it's on YouTube now, otherwise I would have no idea where to start on ABS.

[haloquent]

what's the song that plays over the credits in the end?

[ZivTheWyrd]

@haloquent it's from one of the Monty Python things, which one, I couldn't tell you.

[SomeOne247]

Classic. Will for ever remember every line. 8)

[BadwickHoneycutt]

Someday I will do a stage version of this and it shall be GLORIOUS.

[cmpernoob69]

@BadwickHoneycutt sounds great but epic props to jesse jones and mick jones

[pwnintime]

@BadwickHoneycutt I PRAY TO GOD THAT YOU DO. I WANT 500 TICKETS TO IT

[Chickengirl005]

what a classic, haven't seen this in YEARS, but I can still quote most of the lines...good times were had back in the day when I lurked on Albino Blacksheep 24/7...

[cudi1is3god]

I...I HIT HER WITH A BEANBAG

[PHof2FILMS]

And then oil spilled everywhere!.....-AHHHBLERGBLGE­GRBGBLG

[CrazyMuggleGirl]

I <3 Courtney.

[KazeTeisei]

Ahhhh.... my childhood. I have this memorized and I quote it subconsiously in daily life.

[LobsterFeet97]

@KazeTeisei Hehehe! I'm not the only one who came back for the memories!

[kylegalaxyy]

lol i freakin love this video

[Wurdswurth]

I shouldn't have played football in high school in order to find the hilarity in this video.

[shiftprophecygaming]

AH! I HAVE FOOLED YOU! THE CINNAMON WAS ACTUALLY BASIL! 

[KazziKolorZz]

I always quote Courtney when I meat someone names Courtney.  Needless to say, all Courtneys thing I am fucking out of my mind.

[breakdancingwolf]

And then the water parted, and fished died!

[ShrubliiPrudukchinz]

what kind of shit is jesse jones smoking?!

[ThatHauntFreak2]

I think I wet my pants the first time I watched this. Sooooooo funny!

[ShrubliiPrudukchinz]

make more videos like this!!!

[yanava]

This and Arfenhouse are in a class of their own!!

[4dojo]

@yanava lolz

[yanava]

This and Arfenhouse are in a class of their own!!

[that1whitekid92]

This has to be the tenth time I have watched it. Maybe twentieth. I lost count after my society ended.

[GuthixGodOfBalance1]

Best...video... EVER!! XD I got the whole thing memorized.

[LongLiveLink3]

OMG . LITERALLY the best flash I've EVER seen XD ftw <3

[jakecoutu13]

This is the video that got me into the internet, this is so random it is awesome. A jewel that is like an even randomer youtube poop. Also, a jewish girl who was in one of my old school classes complained this was offensive because it talked about Moses, guess some people don't have a sense of humor. Albinoblacksheep, thank you for uploading this, the first site I ever went to was yours.

[SuperCheezyGuy]

There should be a wtf button next to the dislike button.

[xiRoBBz]

lol!<3

[ptc5010]

There are some funny things in this video, but this specific video from these guys kind of exemplifies the problem with "random" humor: It can often become uncharacteristically formulaic. I always thought, even when this came out, that these guys were trying too hard. Man, their other submissions were SO MUCH more funny than this one, and yet this became their most popular...

[buneh]

Watthefuck..

Amazing. :] My life is forever changed by this videooo

<3

[SvenCoopMaster]

But the gun was missing....BUH BOOOM!!! XD

I like the beanbag part too :P

[SuperMaddie24]

I love this video I still remember when it first came out and I was in 2nd grade :D

[TheLordZixx]

I grew up with this video. I would be a totally different person if it weren't for this

[TheSwedishAssassin]

Wat.

[Shoes742]

God I remember when this first came out on Newgrounds, I watched it so many times I had the whole thing memorized

[bruinemuis]

AAAAAWESOME!

Damn, I forgot the name of this one, have been looking for it for at least 3 months..

[Gigas0101]

I desperately need the ending credits music to this video.

[TheRidiSphere]

I have the cockroaches on my i-pod

[einootspork]

"And then the water parted... and the fishes died"

[KingRaven101]

@einootspork Oh I'm the British, and Moses defeated me *faints*

[AlphaBendo]

THIS VIDEO IS SO FUCKED.... But the honey badger dont give a shit.

[MsNicoleMonster]

I remember the days when I used to quote OH YOU CRIMINAL SOCIETY if something crazy happened :3

[idahotools]

how could someone dislike this?!?!

[raquelitamarie]

DAHR!

[LaughingTombstone]

my brain hurts XD

[tubecritic101]

this vid explains the meaning of life

[michellekitty18]

Ahhh! More marbles! That was one of my favorite phrases in high school...i loved how me saying that always confused people and i think moses just had a very disturbing orgasm...o.O

[luckyz2099]

like every day at school I say something from this. Usually I just walk up to someone a sayDIE BRITISH DIE!

[ThatHauntFreak2]

This actually has a deep philosophical meaning behind it.

[tomimania001]

12 years isn't an odd number...its even

[thebeech2012]

@tomimania001 no shit

[SecretlyShyGirl7]

this video has so many memories attached to it. and i just made a brand new one:)

[ProudToBeGeeky]

I haven't seen this in four years and can still remember and quote the whole thing... I can't decide whether that's awesome or awful XD

[mariobros4232]

This is probably the stupidest video EVER...

But somehow I'm laughing my ass off!!!!

[TMLCentral]

i...hit her with a beanbag.

[sharits27]

hahaha when he says i like beans his head goes through the bar!!!!!!

[viperx4wert]

It was 6th grade the last time i saw this!

[Jibblees]

Go Moses Go Moses! M. O. A. OZIS!

[TheSlyFox16]

is this by the guy who makes homestarrunner?

[Edazer]

82 people cut their foreheads whilst shaving...

[sabatona]

Life.Changing.

[FireWalkWithMe91]

:')

I remember this!!

[chizoioioi]

My weird friend and I laughed ourselves senseless at this when we where in 7th grade, so random <3 82 people cant take randomness

[sangheili1024]

"GO MOSES! GO MOSES! M-O-A-OZIS!" Gets me every time.

[Redensek]

My friends and I have this memorised. Soemtimes we'll just blurt out random lines and end up going through the whole thing in public. :D

[vipercannonmafia]

wat

[N00bizme]

Lawl the bean bag has a face on it after society passes.

[xASerjFan19803]

sitting here

[haloismylife123]

Why do I have the sudden urge to eat a baby?

[33tmyshit]

tumbs up if you thought wtf after seeing this

[Arsenov92]

@33tmyshit i actually ROFL at this :D

[jasonfu6699]

This and The Demented Cartoon Movie are definitely my favorite videos on this site.

[horseboxfan]

M-O-A-OAZIS!

[crazyjunkincheraw]

Elton John wasnt a part of the beatles...... that was john lennon.

[AlbinoBlackSheep]

@crazyjunkincheraw Also, Moses didn't defeat the British. You do realize that not one part of this is meant to be accurate in any way?

[Shoes742]

@AlbinoBlackSheep what are you talking about? Moses TOTALLY defeated the british

[theplatypus3]

@AlbinoBlackSheep mosis didnt defeat the british?????

[FabioFresh]

@AlbinoBlackSheep last night I tried to kill myself again

[fuduzan5562]

@crazyjunkincheraw Well of course he wasn't. Didn't you see the video? Big stupid head.

[fender225]

THIS IS DEFINITELY THE VOICES OF HOMESTARRUNNER AND STRONG BAD!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[mrgeraldbrent]

79 people got basil poisoning

[MrKlarnsLikesCheese]

Yup, that pretty much sums up the 1960s.

[MrChefsworld]

i love this video, and there she lay and i, what did you do, i hit her with a bean bag, OH! you criminal society! , ah wawawa society!, jim help me, you're in jail for 12 years 12 12 12 such a odd number is'nt it, I LIKE BEANS!!!!! hahaha

[groudonace]

whats the name of the ending song?

[bluecow909]

Sounds like homestar runner

[Twister980]

Watched this five years ago, and still make me laugh my butt off. :D

[jimbo619y2j]

this is truly the most random thing I have ever seen.

[thebenjaminsully]

OMG!!! THEY PREDICTED THE OIL SPILL!!! DAMN YOU BP!!!

[gsppcrocks10]

This is so stupid and random...

Why do I love it so much?

[GottaloveNicole]

COCKROACHES DUNDUNDNNDUNUDNUDN COCKROACHES DUNDUDNU! HAHA

[sriavatar]

I remember when I was in 8th grade and I memorized this video in its entirety and acted it out with my friends at school... We were kind of retarded. I am graduating college now and wondering how I got here.

[MNDcougars]

this is the most random video ever!

[steamedflowersbakery]

Listen Elton John, i am sick of you. So i'm quitting The Beatles

[gisaku33]

wait, is the dude in the begining named Greg or Neo? O_o

[zim22207]

@gisaku33 he is Greg by the robot thing but then he become Neo cause he went Matrix slow motion

[macandfriends]

ah, back before the days of cat videos........ I can still quote this entire thing

[Lardothefox]

I can only assume that this is a barrage of inside jokes

[LoveEverone147]

12? 12! I like beans!

[Tori5C]

I AM COURTNEY

[biggerthanblue]

79 People sniffed basil

[biggerthanblue]

I like beans!!

[rndmnssfortahfive]

This was the video that pushed me to succeed in speech and debate. I memorized it at age 7 and could perform it. I. Was. Awesome.

[gir0and0smoove]

there are 2 kinds of people in this world, those who love this video, and those who hate it. No such thing as a person who "likes" this video. thumbs up if your love this vid, or if you love it but are stuck thinking you only like it

[wandervision]

Yeah, if i was watching this for the first time i'd probably think it sucks, but due to nostalgia i'm kinda lol'ing. The internet used to be a simpler place.

[RafaRafaRoo]

M-O-A-OZIS!

[biggerthanblue]

@RafaRafaRoo lmao

[raquelitamarie]

look! i have marbles!

[FPTMproductions]

I want 3 min of my life back

[willgimon]

HAHA! the cinnamon was actually basil! You willl now die of basil poisoning!

[killerpawn]

78 people and counting are hit with a beanbag, didn't call society and wasn't helped by Jim. *wowowowowow*

[Smith5000123]

Weisenheimer's equation: the amount of randomness is directly propotional to the funniness.

Using this equation, the video is very funny.

[falloncutigirl]

this was my childhood and i redoscovered it. Funniest. shit. ever

[Zouziiable]

I also saw this for the first time in 6th grade or so.

It's still one of the funniest thing I've ever seen. The Nostalgia of it makes it even more hilarious.

WHY. I DON'T KNOW.

[ThatHoboOverThere]

@Zouziiable Same here, man. This video has probably shaped my sense of humor more than any single other video in my life, along with Chocolate Niblet Beans.

[ChiBlackhawks24]

@Zouziiable Same here! "I like beans" was definitely a phrase of mine for years later

[kaileyisgreen]

@Zouziiable I am right there with you! hahahaha

[Vorlnax]

This reminds me of 6th grade, when I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever seen.

But now? Nope. LOL RANDUM ECKS DEE

[DanYul55]

most random shit ive ever seen on youtube,

and theres some random shit on this website lol xD

[Ponylove42]

I LOVEIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3

[Robotix332]

WHAT...THE....HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!??

[FrankOfMetal23]

DAHR!

[chloejunerocks]

Office spaces are very wonderful..for...the...office.­.spaces.

[ggdog23]

HI DOM ♥♥♥!

[scootermaniaman]

@ggdog23 HELLO:)

[iamsocoolzy]

I guess there is a storyline?

[miniginger88]

This mindfucked me more than Inception.

[notredale123]

12? Such an odd number isn't it? I like beans! Funniest random lines ever!

[Sheppick]

woah

[LordNibblenoo]

So many good memories... COCKROACHES.

[thepebbl]

74 japanese people dont like very big monsters

[TheLawn]

I almost died from basil poisoning...

[HungryHedgehogs]

Oh my God, I remember watching this when I was little XD

[HadrianBlindEye]

Classic.

[Zanativia]

Just the way that everything was drawn.. and how everyone talks.. just kills me XD

[s0merand0mdude95]

I would quote the video, but there's too much to quote.

[27red7]

thumbs up if u noticed the donut in the cops hand

[27red7]

hahahaha i loved this!

[jrig123]

"Oh no, it's a very big monster. A big monster? A BIG monster! Let's let the Japanese take care of it." :)

[academysoccer20]

treetops and treeforts our society has now ended. DIE BRITISH DIE!!! I will chant my holy powers to defeat the british. go moses go moses oyamana... oyamana ...oyamana m...o...a...ozis

[cobhc732]

...I think i just got laid?

[Cristel]

Listen, Elton John, I am sick of you, so I am quitting The Beatles! D:<

[tictac9000]

@Cristel no i dont want the beatles, i want the cockroaches!!!!!!

[peacheymee]

@tictac9000 but the cockroaches are out of buisness!

[ANessFace]

CRAYONS! CRAYONS! CRAYONS! CRAYONS! CRAYONS! COCKROACHES!

[divinecm]

i will chant my holy power to defeat the birtish..

OMAYANA OMAYANA (Go Moaozis Go Moaozis M O A OZIS)

AAAAAAA!!

And the water parted.. and the fishes died.

OH I Am the British and Moses defeated me. And then suddenly oil spill everywhere. .. :))

[peacheymee]

@divinecm and everyone got acne and it was gross!!

"im very sadd.."

[DemonInside100]

But the gun was missing!

[xoskeleton1999]

:| wuh

[cooldude123456789098]

I like beans

[DrumStix100]

it sounds like homestar runner voices

[UnitedWeFallTogether]

i remember this back from middle school (i'm a senior now).

my friend & i would laugh for /hours/.

[hardy329]

M-O-A-OZIS

[werenick999]

wait......what?

[jujupanic]

Loooove this freakin' vid!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3

[SuperRobertynho]

The Cockroaches part cracked me up XD

[seafireofatlantis]

WTF???? it was retarted but awesome moaozis rules!!!!!