Man vs. Wild - Mustard Meal

[gwallace12664]

im not very good at jokes, better make a piss one. get original..

[TheMrlalala4488]

*insert joke about drinking own piss here*

[jackedman31]

Fuckin hell why are there all these piss jokes

[isaaca380]

@jackedman31 Memebase

[mryellow123]

Bear doesn't have "scary survival moments" only "dumb stuff I did to myself trying to be cool"

[wonderj95]

240p....... we meet again

[shutthefrontdoor19]

just ate some spicey mustard, better drink my own piss to wash it down.

[shookle]

far out i think bear grylls invented monkey bars

[b00b33s]

Bermuda triangle!

[ry4nmaster]

he eat flower, leaves, and branch? shouldn't he be cooking it 1st?

[iToasterman]

@ry4nmaster dont have too

[thetitan1988]

"I'm not very good with hot things..." Pussy.

[Dragonicafan]

"im not very good with hot things" WAT?

[seelangay]

Wheres Lt. Dan? lol

[snipes081]

Bear is such a badass

[spoiledkid999]

in the middle of... absolutly no were :)

[juanitormop]

NO BEAR!!! THAT'S A GHOST BOAT

[MultiGreeves]

Scheiß ver****** Werbung

[NoizeHD]

ooh a shrimp boat! Probably loads of shrimp,food and drink in there!

Fuck it lets go this way and eat a flower!

[Wotanraven]

I love how he jumps around to climb and descend the boat in a totally unnecessary spectacular way. What a show off :D

[TutorialsForExperts]

HOW DID MY BOAT END UP THERE.... There goes shrimp i'll never see...

[sethzky77]

Wonder what his shit looks like?

[van0andrews05]

hey just climbs tht boat like he does it everyday lol

[ImmortalSoulz88]

Hey theres my boat......

[CodFreak8446]

instead of better drink my own piss lets do better eat my own shit

[MrGustaphe]

Hey, that's my boat!

[pennynhan123]

lol imagine the guy on man vs food on this show and bear on man vs food heaven for bear, death for man vs food dude

[DeathByStiel]

"I'm not very good with hot things... Better drink my own piss!"

[Kayla06091]

be careful man those boats could be haunted xD

[GR4phiC4rNaGe]

Step 1 : Find a Boat Lying in the Middle of the Forest

Step 2 : Try Step 1 Again. No Skipping Steps.

[sarge727]

wtf why wouldnt he take a look inside to see whats there?

[ELITEGAMINGUK95]

ahhhh its so hot time to cool myself down with my own piss

[Buzzardium]

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a minute

did they just put a boat in the middle of nowhere to take this scene?

thats morbid man

[Morphu3sify]

didnt know bear grylls was an assassin

[Kahandran]

i bet the cameramen google the nature facts he comes up with on these outings

[sillyboy142]

0.33 Ninja Warrior moment

[zealotmaster2000]

He probably munches on his neighbors pets and drinks his piss! :D

[madcow957]

PARKOUR!

[shaggymattrocks]

I wonder what his house is like....

[SuDD3nAttacK]

thumbs up if you hate ads

[UltimateWarBeast]

@SuDD3nAttacK fail



[vule979]

how come they dont sell the stuff that bear grylls eatts at grocery stores??? :/

[a7x9274]

Hes good with eating all kinds of shit.. but he would back out from eating a spicy hot burning buffalo wing?

[Dash681]

''Ugh,this thing tastes like piss...It ain't half bad!!''

[Dash681]

Time to make some peesoup

[Niko32001]

lol :D

[HOWDY2ALLyall]

y didnt he look on the boat for resources...some born survivor

[MoonScorpion97]

who eats a flower?

[JACKxTHExRIPPER]

"im not very good with hot things...give me a dead camel, or a grub the size of an asian mans penis, and im fine, hot mustard, no way.

[MrFoSizzle]

mustard with a side of piss

[gamergg]

Go to 2:12 to listen to the Jungle version of "Teach me how to Dougie"

[IncrediblyStupidName]

theres a fucking boat right there! the least you could do when trying to survive is look inside the fucking room -.-

[sethzky77]

So is hot stuff Bears one weakness? He can drink camel diarrhea, bite snakes heads off, and suck down booger worms as they explode in his mouth, but he can barely take mustard........

I'd like to see him eat a bhut Jalokia.

[soker514]

i bet the cameraman is better than bear at these stuff.

[happyaznboy]

why does bear gryells make everything look edible

[abraham12355]

thumbs up if you want the cameraman was a tarzan

[N30NGamingVideos]

LIEUTENANT DAN!!!

[eliteviktor3]

think how scared the camera crew must be, bear could easy have eaten them

[6Arizona0Screams2]

Thumbs up if Epic Meal Time and Bear should team up. x]

[TacoNinja48]

'im not very good with hot things" like girls.

[huginandmunin]

so that's where my boat went..

[toastednigga]

I wonder if bear does parkour.

[afuihkjl]

Must have been the same shrimp boat washed up in the Forrest Gump movie...

[jrodr038]

This is what happened to the shrimp boat Forrest bought when he saw Lt. Dane and jumped off of it in a fit of glee :)

[mrdwarfclan]

hey look a flower nomnomnomnom

[Late931]

He must be very strong because of all the protein

[jetixspeed]

omg fucking ads,

[JanArdenuzer]

found a boat must drink my own piss

[jimbob5261]

If you saw that boat, wouldn't you check it for supplies?

[MaiDollie]

Bear, you're not very good for hot things? I'm not very good for raw things... or poop.

[Twilightsucks1000]

i bet the owner of the boat was like "found it"

[Drogin69]

threre should be a vid about wild vs man :)

[1lucky225]

Did he have the tenacity to moan about mustard... Of all the shit he eats, Mustard?!?!?!

[Kyle0ng]

@1lucky225 It's raw mustard. It's different than what you get from a shop.

[1lucky225]

@Kyle0ng Rather eat raw mustard than drink my own piss and eat bugs xD

[stupidmonkeyhotspot]

i tought he was going to eat the ship O-o

[sarge727]

what the fuck, its a boat, you dont think maybe just maybe it might have a radio in it? shit, i would live in that fucking boat if i were him.

[svbassist]

The guy eats frogs ALIVE, and testicles, but can't handle hot food?

[taw10fiq]

his camera man is ray mears

[kjunhyun]

it's Jenny!

[hjlee6192]

i wonder if the owner of that boat saw man vs. wild and realized that it was his

[hampulina]

hee vill survive 2012!!

[TheHumbleTinkerer]

8 people like ketchup instead of mustard

[cloudrain123]

know the vid by cyanide and happiness? this guy is features in the video ted bear

[sergiolanuza]

i thinks this guy practices parkour

[rubenflush]

That boat reminds me of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Call of Pripyat XD

[AlessandroRikas]

He should be the new hero of assassins creed 3, he doesn't need hidden knives, he can kill ppl with ferocious bites.

[JeffHardy111100]

hey thats my boat

[SillyxSteve]

hope the flower has some bugs

[Batmanwaffledog]

Uncharted 3: Bear Grylls

[StewieGriffin44]

@Batmanwaffledog Nathan Drake's brother.

[yoelomar111]

all the things that have vitamin in it are nasty

[sycodeathman]

"Hot, like eating raw mustard."

You are eating raw mustard.

[DragonBallGt24]

bear vs chuck norris

[GaryLeeProduction]

the boats owner when watching this show must be like "HOLY SHIT THATS  MY BOAT"

[jrotccadet32]

"for the first time, i can see more than swamp. Oh shit, theres a TGI Fridays over there"!!!

[MrRapisLyfe]

He could live years in the jungles, I probably live one day.

[Vanguard41xx]

He can find an abandoned MCdonalds in the middle of the dessert.

[kaderoder]

He squeeze's a fresh Elephant turd and drinks the 'juice' that comes out, yet vocalizes his disgust for Mustard. I think more condiments would help?

Fuck the flint, bring a bottle of tomato sauce.

[ChillyChops]

"I'm not very good with hot things" - yet you manage to eat raw bugs, animals and shit?

[mageoreh]

@ChillyChops None of the things you listed are hot, are they?

[ChillyChops]

@mageoreh And why should they be? I'm merely stating that if he can eat "raw bugs, animals and shit" then he should be able to eat "hot stuff".

[mageoreh]

@ChillyChops Do you realize how stupid that sounds? Just because he has the stomach to eat raw bugs, animals, and shit doesn't mean he can handle something with heat. They are two completely different things.

[Strakallion]

@ChillyChops dont forget piss

[firebreathx]

@ChillyChops then i suppose raw bugs, animals and shit aren't that spicy :D

[CopyCats00Official]

this is wat he would say if he saw animal shit"oh ya wat a delacisy,i want to eat poo and pee,me eat poo!!!!!!!

[vevosucks667]

what does he munch on at home? squirrel penis?

[snuffisx9]

@vevosucks667 ROFL!

[Magikano]

i remember doing what he did on that boat in uncharted

[MrExpress95]

he whould survive a kick from chuck norris

[fatansassy911]

@MrExpress95 By eating his foot.

[zacheriajoseph]

I like how he eats bugs and dead animals. Drinks fluid from animal shit and eats random plants but ' Hot Stuff Isn't His Thing ' ?

[SUCKERBOY311]

i think if the world was about to end this man would be the last living

[sapher2020]

too many fucking commercials youtube!!!!

[DecaPodge]

It's only a matter of time before the grubs of the world evolve a spice gland to prevent them all being consumed by Bear on his travels. :')

[Xx1ninja1xX]

so apparently bear can handle grisly stuff bloody stuff and downright awful stuff but he doesnt like hot stuff. go bear <3 ;D

[TestButtonN3]

1:20 Camera Man: How the hell do I get down now?

[metalhoodmetalhood2]

when there's something blocking bears way, no matter if living or not, he goes OMNOMNOMNOM!

[SpareyClan]

thats what i was gunna say he looks like altair

[katanaburner]

Boil the mustard plant to reduce the hotness. It will still be hot but at least it will be tolerable.

[LWH94]

What if those were poison ivy. Haha

[sukarestu]

Wow the guy can eat larva's, eyeballs, raw crabs

But can't handle hot peppers?

Guess I found Bear's weakness

Chilli

[MrDuckybuckyTrucky]

wtf i was watching man vs food then this wtf

[kalydascope]

Ugh, Forest you've gotta take care of Jenny alright? You can't just leave her there, jeez.

[VSL123]

Someone watched this and said "HEY! MY BOAT!"

[anhquansei]

Is he a cannibal ?

[tosan787]

camera man must be pissed,

he got all the way up the shrimp boat and bear just jumps off it like a tarzan..

how the fuk do you think a cameraman can act like tarzan

[1209120912]

@tosan787 He's chuck norris

[PhakeSlug]

@tosan787 i wouldn't use the term "pissed" so lightly when Bear is around lol

[ultradude100]

@tosan787 I was wondering that too. :|

[IvanisovitschGrozny]

@tosan787

Cameraman is VERY pleased: he finally sees his carreer progress into movies, a place he'd give ALL he's been working towards for the many extremely tiring years with Bear!

[PerfectChaos666Tim]

I made a parody on Bear Grylls myself! =D

/watch?v=o8W2M8QbcG8&feature=s­ub

[xXBlackDestiny]

im not good with hot things...that´s the problem? you are eating eyeballs because of proteines O.o

[davinci1027]

Even if there might be lots of good food left in the boat, he still chose to find and eat these "EDIBLE" foods. haha

[REsidentVille]

when a zombie apocalypse comes zombies run away from bear

[xShadero]

"Inedible? INEDIBLE? ILL EAT THAT TOO"

[pilchybaby13]

they taste like raw mustard...no shit sherlock its a mustard plant

[Knollnase]

bear doesnt need a machete to cut his way thorugh the woods, he eats his way out of it

[ucme2l8ter]

@Knollnase true true!!!

[LittleBigPanton]

Damn thats some powerful water to get that boat there! From the coast of Texas to some set in Hollywood!

[melodycool2]

it's sun down.... i better eat my camera man *looks at the camera man*

[Weirdy123]

holy shit he climed up the boat and used eagle vision

[hikoshe]

wth the boat is like his playground

[ninataubes]

oh im not that good with hot things but i can eat snakes, grub, spiders, slugs and i can drink my piss, but theres just so much mustard you can take.... lol

[ColdplayKid112]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Bear Grylls can piss his name into concrete. And then survive off of eating the concrete.

[aztekwarrior23]

At first i thought bear grylls was going to eat the boat lol

[Preachthem]

pretty nice to see him eat vegetables after eating so much meat

[mageyboy2000]

wow how convinient! 2 boats! wow! this probably was "accidentally left here" 5,000 miles from sea i think ill use it for shelter!

[Seedr0]

LolCrysis

[thatguru877]

bear was recently sued for assault when he tried to eat the camera crew

[sof1map]

holy shit eat the fucking soil too!

[flblover1123]

What's next? Is he gonna eat the couch with cat hair on it,from the pledge AD?! >:T

[aislebaiX3]

I thought he was gonna eat the ship

[MufF1N01]

When lost in the forrest, look for boats.

[twilightknight123]

"Look at this pretty flowers..." *OM NOM NOM*

[mrDjoene1]

crysis..

[silence305]

thats why he was the chief scout

[619studios]

*guy looks at tv* hey.. they looks like my old boat... *gets closer look* WAIT A MINUTE!! THAT IS MY BOAT!!

[64CSAR]

itsfunny how bear was surprised when he saw the boat, cause he's the one that threw it there xD

[iloverunescapeful]

hmm.. i think he might survive 2012:o

[rupustre]

yes u are wrong but im not going to correct u.. hahaha

[ovatharim]

Jack Sparrow swinging on a rope.

[jlkjkljkl]

Respect this guy, he earned his money... He NEVER bitches.

[ThePyrotube]

I just found his weakness.. HOT FOOD

[ldsndn]

i wish i could watch the next episode of this where is it???

[dragonorf]

who knew that you could have so much fun with a boat, WITHOUT WATER!

[darktreason]

LOL his own play ground.

[dRnCSS]

Eventually he finds and displays Mariuhana