2003 Monster Hummer H2!! Must See!!

[MossyOakMax]

my ass itr goes 120 now!!!

[MossyOakMax]

talk about power steering

[Napalmman0221]

When batmans tumbler breaks he uses this :D

[TrailGator01]

Tons of room for flex in that suspension, and great ground clearance with the tri step rails.. Good for puddle piracy, leave the rocks and off camber situations to everything else...

[uzzie88]

watch?v=pQIRkBgRgTQ

[paladerelu2]

MUST SEE 6X6 AQUATERRA

[fedehenning82]

nice work bro



[hostilewolf1991]

I'm willing to bed it never sees some serious off-road. Just for tiny penis posers.

[oooMTBMTBooo]

you might have 46 inch tires and a 15 inch lift but i bet your dick is 1.5 inches long you fucking homo

[gsxrbuckeye]

@oooMTBMTBooo Who is the REAL homo???? Seeing as you obviously have this dudes dick size on your mind and post it for all of youtube to see. Fag!

[oooMTBMTBooo]

@gsxrbuckeye So saying I think he has a big ass, ridiculous hummer to make up for his small dick and non-existant girlfriend/wife, makes me gay?

[gsxrbuckeye]

@oooMTBMTBooo You are suggesting that you KNOW the size of another mans Penis.  THAT makes you gay. How would a heterosexual male get to the size of another mans penis from viewing any video at all, besides gay porn, if they arent indeed gay. Now far be it from me to bash you for being a homosexual, if that's your thing, go for it. But don't try to hide the fact after commenting on this dudes dick size.

[oooMTBMTBooo]

@gsxrbuckeye I said "i bet"

Here is the definition of bet:An agreement usually between two parties that the one who has made an incorrect prediction about an uncertain outcome will forfeit something stipulated to the other; a wager.

[gsxrbuckeye]

@oooMTBMTBooo And you are betting on the size of a MANS PENIS. Hello is there anybody home??? You typed it pal. 

[oooMTBMTBooo]

@gsxrbuckeye is that all you could come up with?

"hello is there anybody home"

hahahahahhaha wow

[gsxrbuckeye]

@oooMTBMTBooo I don't have to defend my reply, YOU'RE the one dreaming about a dudes cock. 

[MFredericks546]

1.0 miles per gallon

[HunterNoSkills]

do you go over the lines in the road with the tires just wondering

[binkley11]

Be a good zombie killer

[TheBrandonbraden]

need to take two of the three steps off

[aleksandrgnedkov]

Перебор!

[ALIVENGOOD91]

baby poop green

[ALIVENGOOD91]

ugly

[TheGr8scott]

"This truck needs three steps just to get into it." With 15" of lift and 46" tyres why would you sacrifice 10" of ground clearance just to make getting in the vehicle easier? Also the rear tyre would only have about 6" of useful travel before it hit the body of the hummer. And whats more that thing would have some seriously high revs at highway speed as you would need high gear ratios no matter what you have under the bonnet. A Jeep JK with 40" tyres could kill that hummer no worries!

[CnRDirt]

Hey fagtards, just because someone drives a huge truck doesn't mean they have a small dick. I personally wouldn't buy this, even if I did have the money because it's made how the owner liked it, not how I like it.

[natashalovesandres]

DAMN!

[tbl5f]

try driving this piece of shit in snowy iceland...... FAIL.

[extremepsychogamer]

@tbl5f

and why's it a fail?

[tbl5f]

@extremepsychogamer its to heavy man..... this hummer looks nice but when you drive in snow specially deep snow you need a lighter veicle... those tires 46" are great though and help alot but hummer is way to heavy for offroading

[extremepsychogamer]

@tbl5f

this is designed more for crawling over things

[tbl5f]

@extremepsychogamer its still to heavy man =) best rock climbing veicle is suzuki sidekick on 42" tires =P and inplanted a v8 from ford f350 =P

[me1195]

he forgot about the 4 mpg

[eaxebxecxedx]

I bet this goes round 4 tonnes already or more?

[ZahidGdmli]

visit my channel I uploaded a very nice video , i suppose

[buhulster100]

you're parked right next to fry's aren't you? what a coincidence I came across this video. I live in milton

[miltonautosales]

@buhulster100 Yup!! This is the Fry's just north of Windward Parkway

[FordsAreSick11]

Is it still for sale?????? I want it

[flegma385]

looks great and all, but the owner is compensating for something...

[abaskov]

ok. that's a real big boy, looks awesome, great work.

[jorgequinterom]

hummers suck offroad, except for the H1...

[bradzdestroyer]

5mpg

[40ozDiRtYHaRrY40oz]

wow my dreammmm

[SKATINFLIPMAN]

You know instead of giving the man a hard time why don't you just ask him how much mpg he has. I have an h2 best thing in the world to drive. I enjoy driving it more than my lifted F250 and it getts better mileage

[DuckAndDodge05]

Three gallons to the mile

[jennfish76]

That looks awesome

[salesclerk]

Loving the lift kit and rim/tire combo, but the triple step has got to go. 

[sanfancisco09]

He put around 20k

[fr3wby]

biggest baddest and H2 jst dnt go together

[akayourmommasdaddy]

half a mile to the gallon lol

[hashpuppy101]

Im sure the thirteen folks were people that are fan of Hyundai.

[markssite]

15" lift and them steps make it pointless

[extremepsychogamer]

FOR ALL THE IDIOTS POSTING SHIT, THE H2 IS NOT A YUKON (IT IS BASED ON A GMC YUKON, BUT IT IS MUCH BETTER OFFROAD). AND FOR THE DOUCHEBAGS TALKING ABOUT PENIS SIZE, YOU NEED TO GET A LIFE.

[miltonautosales]

@extremepsychogamer Very Very True. The frame is actually unique to the H2. The front section is a modified version of the 2500, the middle is all new and boxed, and the rear is modified 1500 which has been beefed up to handle 8600lbs. With proper knowledge, one can take this vehicle through the toughest terrain!

[extremepsychogamer]

@miltonautosales

yeah ive driven a yukon denali and it feels nothing like my '07 H2

[Donmud]

@extremepsychogamer dont bother explaining to all these youtube haters they are all idiots who doesnt know wtf there talking about frames dif engine dif everything it was built BASED on the gmc yukon an chevy tahoe

[diamlierx]

@extremepsychogamer thats ok i will send you a pic with it laying next to an alligator and those arnt bowling balls behind the alligator those are just my balls

[extremepsychogamer]

@diamlierx

WTF? 'the hell you talking about?

[ehab007bob]

that modifications how much its costs you ؟

[xMandalorex]

H1 Best of the best, beast of the beast, aimed for REAL MEN and they can take a beating like no other. (Military for the win)

H2 is shit, aimed for 'normal people' family idiot kids

H3 aimed for whores and woman

H4 ? - IF ONLY THAT WAS MADE lol

[jinglezman]

H2's SUCK. H1's on the other hand are awesome!!!!!!

[gillen918273645]

Your steering column is out of alignment, that's why it sometimes only starts in neutral. My GM does the same thing. Should've sprung for the H1, this thing is mean for a dressed up Yukon.

[miltonautosales]

@gillen918273645 I am a dealer so there would have been no need to spring for an H1. I bought it for resale only. The public is not very educated on the H2 however. It is far above a "dressed up" Yukon. The rear 3rd of the frame is a beefed up version of the 1500 frame used by the Yukon. Driven properly the H2 can do almost as much as the H1 and much much more than just about any 4x4 out there. I have been in places which would give ATV's a tough time.

[gailardiar]

Not big enough pussy..

[thelazyman92]

mpg 5 feet to the gallon and loving it

[jaysonson100]

Yes i think this is super nice. good job. thanks for posting.

[toyotaecw]

Spool the rear and the front... Then bomb it through the woods.

[mrsneaks83]

awesome H2, a masterpiece:) How much did it go for?

[blakeschluchter]

Thats a cool truck but ill take my 95 lightning with a supercharged rousche 427 big block or my 34 pierce arrow

[gailardiar]

@blakeschluchter Thanks for sharing

[ICBE300]

how do you maintain these trucks with it so high

[Gam3rTagger]

good luck on parking in a car park

[garysaran]

Not my favorite color, but one hell of a monster. nice

[goodtimes928]

Damn thats all i can say hahah

[MrMichael1701]

... I want to see it in action

[satansaudio666]

ive seen this vid about 30 or 40 times now. never gets old. i envy the SOB that has that

[AndrewWallace1]

How much would it cost to make mine like this? if you know

[bystrov25]

loco mlk

[pokemondrew12]

how much was that worth

[blackiechane]

"you dont hav to spend another dollar on this" you forgot ABOUT ONE PROBLEM MY FRIEND 2 MILES TO THE GALLON

[ethansetzer]

still for sell?

[miltonautosales]

@ethansetzer Sold a long time ago.

[ethansetzer]

still for sell?

[HFFDfireman]

I like that the side steps are basically a staircase. lol

[anthonymd13]

does it ever see offroad, mud rocks dirt?

[rawjerkin]

train horns ftw!!!

[aiseamoa]

I'm a h2 owner and i can tell how that h2 is being treated with great care lol i wonder though if you do the same thing as me....if you got cut off by a smalll car epsecially like a preius do you drive up close to it with the high beem on to piss it off so when they try to drive up beside you they see you and know now to never to fuck with a hummer.OR think about drivin over it like a speed bump. AND YOUR RIGHT THE H2 IS EASY HANDLING RIDE....haters can go fuck themselves.=]

[MrUNCLEDOOTY]

nice vid,im buying a hummer this year.i would like to raise it up too drive in massachusettes potholes. also how much for yours.

[MrUNCLEDOOTY]

nice vid,im buying a hummer this year.i would like to raise it up too drive in massachusettes potholes.

[surf403]

Yeah, IF YOU WANT A WORTHLESS VEHICLE THAT YOU CANT DRIVE ON THE STREET WITHOUT BEING PULLED OVER BY THE COPS EVERY FUCKING DAY, BY THIS PEICE OF SHIT!!!

[miltonautosales]

@surf403 Street legal in Ga. Work on that spelling buddy before you decide to post a screaming negative comment on my video. You are proof that our school systems suck!

[surf403]

@miltonautosales What words were spelled wrong dumbfuck??

[HKxPhantom]

@surf403 thanks for your opinion, how do you like your taurus or whatev ford shitbox you drive. or r u one of these guys on youtube that has a spyker or bentley or something... fascinating how many trolls drive exotics

[surf403]

@HKxPhantom Actually, oh ye with a TINY DICK, I have two GTO's 69 and 70, and I dont need a vehicle like this cause I already have a large dick, just ask your wife. Unlike you who needs this small penis vehicle, but whatever floats your boat tiny tim!

[HaamSammich]

@surf403 y do people like u see a big truck and think about dicks? ya fuckin fag

[surf403]

@HaamSammich No, youre just the type of CUNT that likes those big cocks in your ass and then suckem clean. Shut up cunt.

[HaamSammich]

@surf403 only a fag could talk about a dick so much.. your ass reeks of burnt vaseline

[surf403]

@HaamSammich You know that smell well dont ya CUNT!! Enjoy it you loose ass bitch. Go back to your mcdonalds job and shut the fuck up you silly bitch.

[HaamSammich]

@surf403 pick ya boy friend up in ya gto and take him to mcdonalds i hook ya up

[FloridaSnookHunter]

my little jeep cherokee is more trail worthy than that gigantic piece of shit.

[JosephMBoyer]

this is nicccee looking

but can't do much.. :(

[sainteustatious]

wow they must be good speakers if u could say took out the BOSE SPEAKER to put in some HIGH END SPEAKERS

[Abubbaglump]

i would rip those dumb ass side steps off...not take them off but literally smash them shits against a big boulder as im driving it as its ment to to be driven...is there also a special compartment that you can keep your purse in?

[murleman]

your not getting stuck in the snow thats for sure

[DICKROD9]

you couldnt pay me! to take that shit

[gamecollect101]

I'd park this thing right on my mother-in- law's ass.

[MrDerek555]

3 mpg rite there

[triangletrexx]

question: why use massive suspension when the tires do not fit into the fender?. this is a lolcar.

[freakstyle2030]

i wouldn't have added the steps because not only would it add to the clearance but i go by this rule "jack it up high, fat chicks cant climb"

[TuroDiaz]

I think i hear a Dodge around 1:30 where is it at haha

[FrisbeeBaller17]

you can really tell some people are jealous on here. who probably dont even have a truck there self. GROW UP people. Nice hummer 5*****'s.

[miltonautosales]

@FrisbeeBaller17 Well Said!! Thumbs up on this comment!!

[kovteg]

@FrisbeeBaller17 let at asa888@bk.ru how much the car

[myjeepsbigger3]

that is sooo fucken gay nothing but suburban mall cruiser

[mengle2004]

Steps are dumb but cool looking truck. Wouldn't take it offroad though.

[bigrockslider]

Hummer H2 = Just showing the world how gay you really are

[mingia5]

remove the steps!! you want more ground clearance or else that lift means nothing!

[pspking597]

Ohh I got to see a 16 Yr old girl park this

[FooMaster49]

iI dont think your gonna need to fold in the mirrors with this truck.. if you wanna fit in to a garage or inbetween something maybe a drivethru or..a street? your gonna need to fold in a lot more than the mirrors ha this is such a boner mobile

[Jeffreyrno]

put a d-max in it, then i'll buy it.

[Veyronp87]

im questioning the legality of that vehicle. lol

[izom]

GREAT CAR !!!!!! wish i could have one like this!!!!!

[thrillrideseeker]

It looks like a toy car!!

[640101vh]

Probably gets 5-6mpg but if you can afford it who cares......Nice truck!

[miltonautosales]

@640101vh Fully agreed!!

[tysnasty2]

@640101vh i agree with you. haha its your money spend it how you want it

[banana12292]

i'm sorry i have a penis

[miltonautosales]

@banana12292 There is help for you! Surgery has come a LONG way! lol

[DmitriyFH]

панель приборов - дешевка, центральная консоль выглядит беднее чем в УАЗике.... сколько, говорите, стоит эта машина????

[daylatedollashort]

legal limit for michigan lift kits is only 10" and this is a 12" lift ):

[TheTazzyT]

that bumpy finish on those steps and the chasiss looks shitty

[MrLagunero15]

this is what i call a truck not does little drop ones

[JoK3R4L1F33]

at least it aint sittin on 24s

[TheWarmplate]

This large truck is an excuse for a man with a small penis.

[miltonautosales]

@TheWarmplate So should I be driving a smart car?! I made a mistake!

[Charles2337]

My penis shrunk just looking at it.

[EaglesFootball85]

that thing is huge. i wish i culd buy it

[muscle1983]

Nice video! I like the way you tell things! You actually could show us a smart or even a kia picanto it certainly wouldn't be boring. keep it up!

[algigs67]

How many miles did you get with it and that shit had to of been fun in the snow/mud right.

[AndrewWallace1]

i got a hummer man and how much would it cost to make it look like that?

[E5Ridez]

probably shouldn't have left the center diff locked in 4 hi while driving around at higher speeds, probably where a lot of the drive line vibrations was coming from. the very top option for the diffs is an open 4 high mode, not a 2 wheel drive mode like you stated, just to let you know. although by now im sure somebody has already told you, by the way that thing is retarded huge, wouldn't mind our h2 looking like that

[miltonautosales]

@E5Ridez Thanks for the advice but I do already know that. This video was unrehearsed and unedited. I made an error but there was not any drive line vibration or issues. This H2 was ridiculously huge!! It was tough to comprehend even!! Thanks for commenting and watching!

[E5Ridez]

@miltonautosales My pleasure, I spend a good amount of time watching your videos, always interesting to see all the different vehicles you get ahold of and your opinion and views on each, very enjoyable to watch as a car guy myself, keep em comin : D

[chipper1314]

@2nasacova hahahaha your such a fag, go drive your prius off a cliff, trucks like this are

made for people who live life to the fullest not sit in their, enviromentaly friendly houses smelling thier own ass, your dumbass liberal comments make me sick, go buttfuck obama and laugh on how globalwarming and the exhaustion of fossil fuels isnt true.

[DonkeyAPunch]

I love all the "experts" posting on this video! Get a life, or a job so you can afford some toys like this!

[miltonautosales]

@DonkeyAPunch Well Spoken!!

[NorthernMoose]

H2's are gay.

[AndrewWallace1]

@NorthernMoose then why are you watching this vid? what do you drive a prius?

[MRguanajuatoman29]

how many miles?



[kapustajustin]

@2nasacova i work in the oil fields and to say we are running out of oil is b.s we have more oil than we know where to put it! but its your tree huggers with your fake global warming that wanna make money off going going green that are making the price of oil go up and say we are going to run out!

[miltonautosales]

@kapustajustin Very true...plus if we are having global warming, why is it effing freezing in South Central Florida right now!? I am cold!!!

[CookiesAndGuns95]

@miltonautosales Global warming is a myth. The climate has changed over the course of history, so what are the odds of us in that change now?

[Charles2337]

@CookiesAndGuns95

Exactly. Climate change happens naturally, not because of burning fuel.

[67stang721]

How much did you sell it for??

[miltonautosales]

@67stang721 $25000

[2nasacova]

"sold it over a year ago" is your favorite response isn't it Mr Milton. I know you haven't sold it. How? Because you're still defending it. If you had sold it, given the comments here, you should have been glad to see the back of it. I've met a few car dealers, spin to me how buying this truck will benefit me. Tell me how $100 every few kilometers is a good idea. You know the answer Mr Milton. You still own this truck don't you. Hey, admit you made a mistake. Or not, that's up to you.

[miltonautosales]

@2nasacova ok,,,you got me,,,you have me all figured out. I made such a BIG MISTAKE!! NOT!! This H2 only took 1 week to sell. I do not need to explain to YOU how it will benefit you because it will not! You cannot buy something that I have already sold!! If someone has the money and wants a fun toy, buying something like this does not have to be justified. Everyone has the right to do whatever they want with their hard earned money. I reply to (not defend) all my comments on all my videos.

[2nasacova]

Since oil is finite, it is not cool to just burn as much of it as you can just because you can afford to. When the oil runs out, it won't just affect us plebs.You can't buy what no longer exists. Grow up fuel wasters (also known as fucking idiots)

[dragoncustomcycles]

@2nasacova we keep money going into the echonomy.

ill keep burning as much as i please.

[Mekasamara]

@2nasacova For fucks sake get a life. Your a media drone. Boo Fn Hoo the big bad Hummers going to kill us all!!!

[gsandhu16]

@jimjonesmt who are you to judge? You can't even spell "waste" properly.

[jimjonesmt]

tottal waist of money

[wacey2002]

the truck that says.... LOOK AT ME.... IM A DEUSCHE

[67stang721]

i love it. but 10 feet per gallon..

[MightyFilthy]

imma guess about 2 mpg? just a guess

[emilio9831]

why is he driving a monster truck around town? lol

[miltonautosales]

@emilio9831 um,,,,because I am a dealer and I bought it to resell it. It was very tempting to find a big mud hole to drive through however! lol

[H2motion]

is it still for sale

[miltonautosales]

@H2motion nope,,,sold it 1 year ago

[06TurboVtec]

how is she offroad, u do offroad with it i hope?

[miltonautosales]

@06TurboVtec I am a dealer and bought it to resell not play with. I am sure it would do fine in the dirt though

[06TurboVtec]

@miltonautosales ah gottchya, i thought u were the original owner , didnt realize ur name is miltonautosales lol, how much u asking for it?

[k0edby22]

mpg? :S

[miltonautosales]

@k0edby22 Really?! Who gives a shit about the MPG!!