Bill Engvall - "Pads"

[wazzomaster92]

I.still get embarrassed buying pads too and I'm a girl I know how bill feels

[AyaAma15]

"What are we lookin for daddy???" "A gun to kill myself with!!!!" lol priceless

[Sydneyisokie]

press 4 repeatedly!!!! hilarious!!

[PedloProductions]

I dont think they heard you in SCOTLAND

[superbad963]

the videos good

[dragondancer1814]

The look on his face at 0:20 is PRICELESS!!!!

[kissesnguns124]

OMG I WAS FALLING OVER LAUGHING AT THIS XD

[CrazyCookieMonster6]

lol my dad is doomed, there are three of us, I'm 18, my first little sister is 12 and my second little sister is almost 10, then there's mum hahaha talk about out numbered, poor man ;)

[mangolivesmusic]

this makes me feel better about being a girl, not a boy.

[LiveLoveDANCE2006]

I told my mom i needed some pads and tampons and my brother was like OH you mean like SOS pads bhahaha

[watsondenise9362]

@LiveLoveDANCE2006 id get it

[monkeygiggity22]

I found iiiiiitttttttttttt

[aliciagates1]

haha too fricken funny!!! xD

[laxpunky97]

i love bill XD out of blue collar comedy, he's my favorite, then jeff at a close second, then ron, and then larry.

[bijucheeks]

i love bill's spastic impression of his son XD LMAO

[WOW9521]

Hahaha!! That's probably how my Dad acts when he's out getting pads! :D

[jmsflyXdvd]

1:30 That lady's laugh when he sais pad is fucking great!

[1skullduggery]

whatever the topic, foxworthy's already covered it. reminds me of when the knack record came out and they were trying to look like the beatles on the cover. just as pathetic and unoriginal. hears yer sign, ahh heelt.

[QuarstyAndZack]

I bought 2600 XD

[QuarstyAndZack]

"Just make sure they're narrow."

!!!!!!

"Can't she just use one of yours and fold it in half?"

[daughterofra]

My father would rather die then buy me pads. He once told my mother such. And to think, my brother won't touch them either, but my uncle, who only had one daughter will ask you what brand, what scent, and what type.... And they are only 1 year apart.

[Mrs100percentMe]

lol the times i made my dad go to the store for me. he come back all white in the face with like ten bags. and said he is never gonna do that again or go to that store again. lol poor dads.

[97HardyJeff]

omg me and my dad were in a store and he yelled to me DO YOU NEED ANY PADS! I spun around and said what the hell is ur problem. he said i wanted to make sure u heard me. i yelled people in china are probably going what the hell was that

[00FamilyGuyRocks00]

@97HardyJeff I lol'd.

[abejareyna100]

LMFAO.... love him

[EdwardsAlterEgo]

LMAO!! XD I always make my dad buy me pads... It's funny. Gotta love Bill X3

[TXLonghornsFan12]

What are we lookin for dad?? A gun to kill myself with...

[Dynastar231]

I think I passed out laughing at the line,

"This One plays a little tune..." 

[mokeysarechasingme]

there is 9 people out there that dont have daughters/ wives who they love if they have never had to do this before

[katninja95]

@mokeysarechasingme now theres 12 haha

[JuggaletteHC]

i love how the highest rated comments are the same... lol

[takemyopinionwisely]

"Narrow!! Can't she use one of yours and fold it in 1/2" there are like 5 THOUSAND of these things!!!!

[takemyopinionwisely]

"Narrow!! Can't she use one of yours and fold it in 1/2"

[ishrachelweird]

kinda really wanna meet his son...he sounds like a fun person to be around(:!

maybe hot? lol

[kdaniel95]

@ishrachelweird lol maybe

[13hockeyswim13]

@ishrachelweird I thought his son was like 8, lol.

[MrAZB101]

man i have to admit this was funny, yet it would be ten times funnier if it ended as bill got home and his wife laughed at him and said she wanted softball knee pads.... just saying

[Chevygirl4lyfe]

There are like 5 THOUSAND of these things!!!! None of which say Narrow!

[totallycaptured]

2:24 MAKES ME LAUGH!

[monkadelic13]

8 ppl here live in scotland....

[TheGracieGrl]

"I'm not in right now. But if you'll leave your name and number..." - "bill!" "Please don't make me do thisssssss" lmao

[dantefan10]

beat's me but I love the line "Here are the little girl narrow pads daddyyyyy!" Thank you son; listen i don't think they heard you in SCOTLAND!"

[dce1671]

My dad use to freak out when he had to get them for me and my sister when we were young. Why do men get so freaked out?

[MrAZB101]

@dce1671 its just odd going into a store looking for things like that... embarasing might i add lol

[SnapeHermioneshipper]

You know my dad and my papaw doesn't really care to get them for me. Do most men really freak?

[animefreakDNAngelfan]

OMG my younger brother had to get mine it was ssssoo emberising

[webkinzgirl9261]

Oh gosh I had to get pads today after it started yesterday. I'm glad I'm an only child....

[bigtimerushgirl123]

i luv this part: "what r we looking 4 dad?"

"a gun 2 kill myself" hahahaha thats hilarious!

[fairydreamergirl]

"Are you her father?"

"No princess I'm on some sort of sicko scavenger hunt!"

"...heeeeeeeeeere's your sign."

XD

[BreakingDawnFan22]

I love Bill he is so hilarius!!!!!!!!!!!

[gracefulangels]

Great laughs. Only those with girls can appreciate this. I felt for him when it REALLY occurred to him that his little girl is a woman..sweet.

[15taileddemonwolfIta]

My dad embaresses ME while getting pads

[thesimsfan123451]

lmao! he is my fave comedian! hilarious! :D

[Rain59911]

This...I...OH.. MY ... GOD! I would be horrified if I was a father and had to go get my lil girl some pads! AGH!

[1KittyX3]

@Rain59911 lmao! XD

[rockprincess626]

it wont work for me

[nekocindy551]

i love this, i watched it with my boyfriend,i laughed so hard i cried and he got down on his knees and BEGGED me NEVER to do that to him.

[Pamahana97]

u gun to kill my self with !!!!

I DONT BELEIVE WE HEARD YOU IN SCOTLAND lol

my mom was vacaing there and said she heard him loud and clear

no im on some sico scavenger hunt

[TheLissygirl101]

OMG this is hilarious!!!!!!☺

[jdavala]

hilarious..i scream and laugh every time i watch this.

[smileyfan09]

"are you her father?" "no princess I'm on some sort of sicko scavenge hunt!" ...."here's the little girls narrow pass dadddyyy!!!" "listen son, I don think they heard you in SCOTLAND!!" lol gotta love bill

[iSavannuhh]

@smileyfan09 funny but he said PADS not pass

[smileyfan09]

@iSavannuhh yea i know...i typed it on my ipod and didn't realize it put pass instead of pads until after it sent

[katninja95]

@smileyfan09 made me laugh so hard haha

[UniversalLizard]

@smileyfan09 Here's your sign!

[crazyFFAchick]

made my dad do this for me

[Pamahana97]

@crazyFFAchick why did u do that to the poor man lol

[crazyFFAchick]

cuz it was fun

[Pamahana97]

lol i i was a chick i would to so

[knightryderrwn]

"Who finds them, my eight-year old son! Who then screams out, 'HERE'S THE LITTLE GIRL, NARROW PADS, DADDY!!' I appreciate that, boy. Listen, um, I don't believe they heard you in SCOTLAND!!!"

[kdaniel95]

@knightryderrwn i love that part (:

[knightryderrwn]

@kdaniel95,

Me too. What I love about Bill (and Jeff, and Larry) is that they can do wonderful comedy without having to swear! (Ron White, not so much....although, I've never heard Ron use the "F-word," but he has said "ass" a few times....I guess it depends on whether you consider "ass" to be a swear word or not. (:

[shadowbloodful]

i feel so sorry 4 the poor man lolz

[damboy9]

this is so freaking funny