Not-the-Final Fantasy XII

[PauseForGames]

"HOLY SHIT STOP THE WORLD. ITS ONE GIL!"

I actually pissed myself laughing at that when I first saw it on Newgrounds all those years ago. I love you Bob (all the homo!)

[Zinervawyrm]

Finally a game for the severely lazy!

XD

[buzzy0016]

i love how he refers to rs talking about partyhats.

[Sightles]

Does it include more sashes and whips :lD " that made me lol on my bed

[LittleCrowProduction]

:D Xandir! 

[tinkerbelleluv02]

@ImZeSpy I don't think BLIND people would be on youtube at all...let alone need CC

[ImZeSpy]

Turn On CC.. Blind people would Be Confused As Fuck :c

[Iouapie]

@ImZeSpy

It doesn't match at all im laughing my ass off

[staticxmr]

RevoLUUUUTTIONNNNNN!!! SKY pirate.

[rsbuddbot]

steel that! "I CANT!"

[metroid1234567]

"You keep saved files just to watch some dude get beaten?"

"Of course, Vaan sucks"

XD i do the same thing

[iXAminXi]

promoted video asks, "looking for cool videos" i already found a cool channel! XD

[philsnk]

Watching this made me realise, I can remember when a man in a suit talks about twice as much as a man who only wears a vest, who's also british.

[Elyk337]

"Anyway, Jew-John, what's the point of your game?"

"Leveling up."

"And you Jew-Bob?"

"Leveling up."

"So how can you hate his game?"

"Mine has a story."

"REVOLUTION! SKY PIRATE!"

[No1ToteBag]

"How many, uh, pallete thingies are there?"

"Different versions of the same enemy?"

"Yeah."

"Well let see. We have Red Wolf, Orange Wolf, Brown Wolf, White Wolf, Gray Wolf, Blue Glowing Wolf, Wolf on Fire, Wolf with a Top Hat, Team Wolf, Wolf with a funny mustache, Wolf that turns into Link, Inside-out Wolf, and that's not even counting the wolfmen!"

[sonicwingnut]

"STEAL THAT CHOCOBO!"

"I can't!"

hahaha

[captain959]

ffxlll was a good game......

[Blackhawk5656]

who stopped to read the wolves?

[crazyjohn88cp]

@Blackhawk5656 dang ol'..yo

[WEEGEE6607]

anyone ever see WTH? in the intro? i just saw it

[TheEStevenson]

Everything this video states is true. Vaan sucks, there are too many deserts and wolves, and party hats are cool.

[gunmaster4]

I read all of the wolf Descriptions.

[DesertEagle175]

5:25 guys like dude shut up your ruining my chance.

[pman777able]

@bobort041 your videos are funny because the seem so realistic

[MrBionicat]

dude look at him for a second

ah jew!!!

[Kkyyrruu]

"Steal that chucoboe!" XD

lol true about the gambits. I didn't like the idea from the start so NEVER used them. thats the only thing I didn't like about FF12 hah. but actually I think penelo is the worse character. she's just a tag along. My lead party was always fran, balthier and Baash hah. still LOVE the game though <333

[981407036x]

@Kkyyrruu agreed, it's nice to see FF change the battle style a bit, to make it a little livelier than the turned based style we're so used to, but at the same time retaining the joy we love from that sort of gameplay

imo, FFX-2 had the best balance

and i def agree with the whole gambit thing, didnt like it one bit... it's as if as the game progressed, the gameplay goes from manual to auto

which is stupid

[ashka5551]

one of the most random videos i've ever seen but i cant help but like it

[SourLemonSqueeze]

lmaaao XD oh god yes! Love the game but i cant take it seriously because of douchey main characters xDD

[lastdjdl]

It's a wolf and it's red.

Nothing special about this one at all.

It's all like "ooo look at me,i'm all red and whatever."

Big deal there's a million other wolves in this damn game.

seriously.

you ain't got shit on this son.blah blah words you don't understand

[lastdjdl]

"OW! you big meanie!"

" HIT HIM AGAIN!"

[tommmullen]

WHY THE HATE, MAN! WHY?!?!

[childofdarkness300]

"oh, tea time! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!"

[timeassassin32]

woooooot im the 123,456 person to view this video woot numbers

[ellobodehielo]

did everyone else notice that penelo just ran into every conversation she was in during the game? it's like her only reason for being in the game is because she's a friend of vaan who's only reason is having suffered by the empire which applies to pretty much every person in this godforsaken desert-country they so desperately try to save. but that would just be lame, right?

[valkarie789]

thumbs up if you tried to read the info about the wolves but switch to newgrounds

[maskedcanadians]

he playes runescape?XD

[cilversky99]

These are incredible!

[chatchick2]

Thumbs up if you paused to read the descriptions of the wolves.

[MarauderGirlMoony]

Wait... in the description of "wolf that turns into link" you called him grasshopper... Yes Majora's Mask was awesome, the part where you fight aliens was epic :D

[LAHrebirth]

i haven't played the game but having the same enemy with different vairations isn't new. Diablo (an american made game) is exactly the same

p.s the main character probably sounds gay due to american voice dubbing

[Maca68]

Teen Wolf xD

[heatfilter]

Nice ^_^

[deion20011]

Hes just a big meanie i need an Iced decaf double grande vanilla non-fat latte.

[DragosTheGod]

HOLY SHIT STOP THE WORLD. ITS ONE GIL.

[NyjahSuhexia]

REVOLUTIIIIOOOOOON!!! Sky Pirate!! <3 

[mrdelrith]

AH! UGH! EH! oo! that part is hilarious

[EVSgDawg]

XD "oh blast its tea-time!, god save the queen!" love that part

[XellDincht]

Tidus + Michael Jackson face + stupid hair cut = Vaan

[chippy257]

The sad thing is, i played these games at the same time before...

[ChronoSergeable]

35 people make Baby Mason frown.

[awsomeman1810]

"AAAAAAAAA jew!"3:49

[ninjaheart100]

i love wolves but this is ridiculous XD

[momn456]

HOYL SHIT STOP THE WORLD!!! ITS 1 GIL!!!!

[14cutiebaby]

oh von..everybody hates you..the way it should be

XD XD XD

[Battybatzgirl]

I want Johny's shirt :D

[dedadadum]

you need a spot on adult swim for these!!!!!!!

[Syncx3]

I like the background music hehe :)

[XellDincht]

"Mine has a story"

"Revolu~tion! Skypirate!"

xDD

Hope you will do another video for FF13 :D

[EVSgDawg]

@XellDincht yes i agree with Xell!

[animelover10241]

OH MY GOD A JAR!!No I cant wait to open it until after battle, I GOTTA DO IT NOW!!

(...woah,what?)

HOLY SHIT,-STOP THE WORLD! IT'S ONE GIL!!!

:)))) LOL he got 2 be kidd ing me :))) ROFL

[yukarifan]

@animelover10241 That actually happens. Five times last time I played it.

[animelover10241]

@yukarifan lol!:))

[AncientMachina]

this video is so true.

good game though, recommend it to anyone who hasnt played it yet

[mothereffingcake]

"Holy shit, stop the world, it's one gil!!!" Lol

Personally, compared to some other whiny characters in J-RPGs, Vaan is really not all that bad... Not that I realize why hardly anybody likes him, 'cause he does almost look like a girl. Hehhehheeeeh.

[TheVariaFan339]

3:35 I saw Penelo spelled Peneio and Ashe picking

[animelover10241]

@TheVariaFan339 LOL :D

[animelover10241]

REVOLUTION SKY PIRATE~! ROFL ! :)))

[MoralDeQue]

"You bad, bad man! You killed the king! I should SO pinch you."

Also, gotta love the work that went into that mouthed dungeon music.

[KanedaShimazaki]

lol, when i played it, i only focused my attention on Fran. Found it amazing that they brought Vieras in full 3D (unlike seeing their 2D sprites in FFT Advance).

then again, all guys wished they were as lucky as Balthier o.o

[KillerBita]

lol the 2:15 REVOLUTION!SKY PIRATE!

[spinemelter2000]

OMG they referenced The Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess. That's my favorite Zelda game of all time.

The sky pirate reminds me of Narcis Prince from Super Punch-Out.

[apolonier11]

WHOO! REVOLUTION! sky pirate!

[jakey926]

Even funnier with Vaan being in Dissidia 012.

[thatguyoverthere12]

HOLY

SHIT

IT'S

ONE

GIL.

[WEEGEE6607]

GLUE! UGH!

[TheVariaFan339]

Fran : I'm kicking it...

Balthier : Go right ahead.

Balthier : WEEEEEEEE...

Vaan : OW! Why does everything have to hurt?!

lol, the funniest part I ever watch!

[abckrazy]

THis is waaaaaaayy too weird!!

this is exactly how me and my friends are like D:<

[mrlink07]

"I got a suprise for you, wait a minute, its over!?" "GET OUT!" "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!" " =)" LOL

[byrnecx01]

who else counted how many wolves there are?

(12)

[Woodboy432]

REVOLUTION! SKY PIRATE!!! xD

[MasterDark991]

"HOLY SHIT STOP THE WORLD ITS 1 GILL!!!!" omg so funny XD

[knucklez98]

red wolf, orange wolf, brown wolf, white wolf, grey wolf, blue glowing wolf, wolf on fire, wolf with a top hat, team wolf, wolf with a funny mustache, wolf that turns into link and inside out wolf

[camomatt]

2:32 -

Question?

What?

Ask me anything, for I am the (answerer?)

What is the point of this game?

...to level up, duh

I no that, but why do we need to level up?

What's the point?

..........

...I....DONT....KNOW!!!!! :O

[Backwardskey]

Actually, Vaan + Spear = Carnage beyond belief. Ashe sucks at strength, so give her a gun/bow.

[Backwardskey]

Tiamat is a bitch. And Elder Wyrm is also a bitch.

[link65789367]

lol wolf links discriptin

[MyLittleXion]

OMG XD

[bittersweet010102]

Roflmao this is the EXACT cartooned version of my nights

[ellelaing123]

EAT SOME RANDOM HA- oh wait wrong video

[Ese1Pac]

Vaan was my highest lvl char in this game =/

[Cryogenicmonkey]

HOLY SHIT! STOP THE WORLD ITS 1 GIL :D

[piratescanbesilly]

lolol i actually love ffXII

[lucidaxe]

"Concerned?

Happy?

Okay, now you're just messing with me."

LOL

[Darkpup15]

thank god someone pointed out his spray abs

[BlueEye096]

I can really and honestly tell you two things

1. This video and thus you got me to continue to play this game

2. "Set up Gambits and walk around" ...amazingly it was at that moment when i figured that instead of pressing X every time and going to the battle menu every time to select a command was wrong, set up gambits and run in circles and you're done.

Also i got more inspiration in hating Vaan then before, he's sitting back at lv11 with a mage masher or something

[hercludes]

HOLY **** ITS 1 GIL

[xIwillNotBeSilenced]

"shut up jew-bag."

"kay."

.."oh vaan. everyone hates you....the way it should be." :)

[Jorfen12345]

@xIwillNotBeSilenced Jew bob :3

[xIwillNotBeSilenced]

@Jorfen12345 I fail :).

[happyguywithgun1]

HOLY SHIT STOP THE WORLD ITS 1 GIL!!!!!!

best line ever!!!

[bloodyroadahead]

GOD! i hate ffXII... my favorites are VII and VIII... yeah :)

[KHsonicdude23]

@bloodyroadahead

That explains so much.

[Shadowjk47]

you are a true jeanius

[Kkyyrruu]

WTF I love this XD "It's tea time. God save the queen!"

"Yes! Party!"

"Still that Chucowbow!" AH-HAH!

I dind't even use gambits lmao. Or it would of took the fun out. but it is my favorite FF game hah. I still love frans voice XD

I actually do think penelo is the worse character hah

"I know" "You do" "No Im just saying that, I don't really know" LMMFAO

[RenamedProductions]

Vaan's so useless.(:

-presses favourite-

... <.<

-takes a double and presses like-

[Noureddin91]

@MrPlieb FFX sucks all the way. The story is crap as well. It pretty much reminded me a typical video game story. I simply got as far as the air ship and that dragon that as I can remember was red. But, Supposedly the girl got caught and your pose to save her and the main loves her and some other stuff. Its not exactly common. Some of its common. But, Its not the first with that story line is what I'm trying to say. People always talk about the story. Read book. Games for entertainment.

[Arausito]

vaan is gonna be in the dissidia sequel, Damn it

[shadowgilgamesh]

@Arausito

maybe he'll be the upgraded vaan from FFXII: revenant wings and FFTA2 not the lame version from FF12, he sucked :P

[BlueEye096]

oh man i love these

[JapanBlue54]

lol Balthiers face when Vaan mentioned bestiality was priceless!

[zteven3000]

This needs more veiws.

[CallMeBionic]

lol wtf is this? XD

[Battybatzgirl]

I want Johny's T shirt

[Gnarglay]

OMG!!!!

I just ate half a Pineapple with spoon...my greatest achievement...

[raineko98]

shudap jewbob

[jannikmt]

who plays runscape

[St1ckm3npwn]

@jannikmt no one

[evilspirits3]

@jannikmt me :D

[Pasterana199]

revaloutiooooonn!!!!! sky pirate!

[NinjaPutz]

I love Vaan! lol FFXII is my fav out of the series. XD

[joshp011]

@NinjaPutz:

You're joking right? Nobody likes Vaan. >:P

Try some FF6/FF7 or pretty much any before FF11 if you haven't already, I think your favourite will change.

[11Itachirox]

@joshp011 tidus is better than vaan, but lightning is better than tidus.

[deathkill989]

my serect treausre of 1 dollar gotta keep her safe lol

[TheMightyCheeze]

Rob: Oh, its you. Hello John, Dan, Mason, Foam Buddha? Are we having a party here?

Johnny: YES, PARTY!

[jgag100591308]

I need a ice tea cap doucle grande and vanilla non fat late, LMAO

[HolyShitFUckingcunt]

im kicking it

[Redarkyz]

the hell is a gil?!

[SabakuNoKijoSakura]

@Redarkyz Gil is money in Final Fantasy XII

[pkeropl0x]

peneio and basch are the 2 highest lvls

[themoviekidownz]

runescape <3

[zeitgeistermann]

lmao at the inside-out wolf's info thingy... :3

[Jexyss]

lol ok I subscribed XD

[ChickenNugget3467]

i luved the ending lol "GET OUT!!.."  "ahh get away from me.."

[AxelxRoxasl0akuroku0]

Vaan was actually my best character but his stomach did bug me. This video was hilarious though!

[Spencskina]

TO MANY WOLFS!!!

[Godzillah1]

STEAL THAT CHOCO-BO!

[CDDCX]

the whole point of this video is that runescape suck's ass

[Tammylita]

lmao, "wolf that turns into link" XDD

[SaintRapier]

Sooooo... If you two bumped genitalia, would that be considered beastiality?

Balthiër: WTF

lawls

[Friendswithmyself]

lol observations 

[Pleasemakesence]

this is so true :) lol. Vaan u ask the most stupid questions lol.

[TheSubrani]

"Oh blast, it's teatime! God save the queen!" ROFL

[that1guyunew]

you forgot octo mega aqua tan brown wolf. lol

[XellDincht]

"He is Michael Jackson with a stupid haircut"

so fucking true :DDDD

[lilbrandon1326]

my fav part is mason with multiple expressions "baby mason frowning?!concerned?happy?ok now your just messing with me"

[that1guyunew]

lol so many wolfs

[maxgamez]

Damn 150 hours and ur only around lvl 75 and 80? lol I like the menu btw its funny

[TheNintend0Br0thers]

Status Gambit Equip ...uh, liscences? World Map Another option Something else Look over there -> Not here Bestiary GIL: TOO MUCH... SERIOUSLY Happeh?

[ChocolateChipCupCake]

inside-out wolf

Best.Ever.

[MrThembones]

lol,

"dude look at him for a second AAAH JEW!"

[IntergalacticJoe]

i would DO fran

[kracatoa73]

Now I'm actually playing the game and finding myself quoting this. I always yell "Hit him again!" and every time I see a jar I have to yell "Ohmygodajar!!!" and naturally I am always "kicking the shit out of this game"

[ultimateDBZdude2]

33 people missed the like button

[UndeadGun572]

"OMG A JAR! NO I CAN'T WAIT TO OPEN AFTER BATTLE, I GOTTA DO IT NOW!!!.... HOLY SHIT STOP THE WORLD, ITS ONE GILL!!!!!..... that was my fav part

[2002virus]

Kinda true about vann tho

[FunPerson911]

im gonna play runescape

oh hell no

[bloodredgorilla]

i lov this

[iMuffinCake]

did anyone stop and read the bio's of the wolfs xD

[iMuffinCake]

GET OUT!!! :D loved it

[FuzMunkey]

I LOVE THIS VID SOOOOOOOO MUCH, ITS LIFE!!!

[iixNe0NBl4cKxii]

inside-out-wolf x'D

[Polomance862]

too many wolfs 4:34

[EvilBlurplurp]

Xd 2.16

[hawk222]

Haha, Vaan does suck!

[TielProductions]

WTF. You did 600 damage to a Worgen and it didn't die, lol.

[minkdevil]

fckin legend :L well done :)) i love FF games but Vaan is defo a fag :D

[TielProductions]

lol. HIT HIM AGAIN!

Pause at 5:30

[jonasthemann]

read the info about the wolf

[TielProductions]

@jonasthemann I know, lol

[RoughThief]

@jonasthemann Did. It was good

[ROBLOXtristan]

@jonasthemann RLOF wich one XD

[firegem1]

This is a lot like my commentary when I play FFXII. Glad to find someone who finally agrees with me!

[Sentry50]

HOLY SHIT STOP THE WORLD! ITS ONE GILL!lol that one made me laugh my eyes out.

[kawaiicherub]

This fucking video made me laugh so hard that for just a moment I couldn't breathe!! xD I don't like ANY of the new FF games and this video just made my day. An instant fav right here. d(>w0)

[Rubbermonkeyfoo]

I oficially love you 0_o

[Theo2kitty]

these cartoons should be aired, like on adultswim or just plain "on tv"