How to spread a deck of cards

[blatantlyable]

came here for 0:24 and 0:50 thats awesome everytime

[TheShezinator]

@blatantlyable I came here for 1:25... naat.

[iOliverful]

So, where's the 'how to' ?

[GrimReapiN]

0:50 then yer gunna grab yer dick!

[2582jkoe]

now flip the deck!!

[MartinSmith0412]

Wash yeer cerds....

[m0dified1]

Make a video on how to open a pack of cards. :)

[Philmd]

Dey tik urrr jerbs!

[Florida6684]

You gotta grab the cerds and shuffle the cerds haha!

[LoveBratzGirl]

at 0:21 HOW DID HE DO THAT!?! I am so confused!!

[DanielandHannah4ever]

@iggyo22 Definitely not how to spell.

[iggyo22]

sooo wat did i lean

[TH98EO7]

So how do i spread a deck of cards !

[RemarkablyMark]

Does anyone else get hungry when listening to cards being shuffled? O_O

[randman990]

this cats the voice for garfeild

[TheFlagPoleJumpers]

I feel like a huge nerd, but I watched this for hours, succeeded in figuring out how to spread the cards properly, then shuffled like that at a local MTG tournament. Everyone in the room just kind of stared.

[toffisemerawesome]

i wanted to learn this not waste 2 minutes of my life

[MRIvan211]

totally sounds like bill murray talking in this video.

[toghaphyboom]

Very COOL!

[RaGeLiKeAbOsS]

you cant waste time if u dont have an live .

[XLR8OR100]

just talk dirty and it'll spread for ya ;)

[butters226]

videos over at 0:24

[TheMakki123456789]

@Pogwog cheese



[031000ron1]

When I fan my cards it always comes out uneven. any help?

[clonious]

I must ask, is this in fact the proper way of shuffling new cards, or a clever ruse?

[herokid789]

when ever i try this i get to half way across the table

[YouPlayer911]

So u want me to wash first then strip?

[Markie773]

your gonna grab one dick xD

[teachmekungfu]

wheres the tutorial

waste of tiime

[macpac13]

omg ur so canadian . . . i love it :')

[necron86]

HERP DE-KURRDS

[ajp92894]

he sounds liek bill murrey.. :0

[MultiSimransingh]

awesome

[soorena1]

I thought it was great. Thanks

[davidvilla2122]

FAKE

[Dannyux94]

LOL, this video suck's

[Skate3Stunt]

i heard u grab ur dick

[ngockhanh08111994]

nhu loz

[Guitarlover762]

He sounds EXACTLY like Dan Beato...if anyone else knows who he is I give u thumbs up

[instantthrill]

fun!

[robbrowne25]

this is not called "tutorial" you haters. before a pokergame. this is how the dealer spreads the cards to check for errors in the deck before a game. i dont think he did anything wrong here. he showed you how to spread cards. correct? yes. now move on!

[SaveTheTatasXD]

he sorta sounds like the moose from that kids movie Brother Bear

[SuperAaaaa123456]

i so want to do that " making arcs "

[LF2992]

Click on 1:06 to be flicked off!

[MrMmkmkm]

i came to this vid hoping to know how to spread... not organize

[instantthrill]

@MrMmkmkm right!

[yourmomgr8]

Fish eye?

[marekmoo]

This is misleading. I thought this was going to show me how to spread them properly, I didn't wanna watch some big headed guy show off.

[Dannyux94]

this video suck's

[happyXcandy]

hmmm good but noticicing the title i clicked on the video to find out how to spread cards, not how to inspect them

[Hornet85]

I thought you were going to teach us how to spread the cards. I'm still having trouble doing the table spread evenly

[TheAspiringOne]

One word.

Pro.

I play a ton of poker, and that believe it or not, is very helpful, thanks for the video!

[pankoz999]

I don't care

[themoviemakers65]

cerds :p

[colinstevenz]

Shuffle yer cerds. Lol

[MultiMessii]

240p we meet again at last

[thedynafocal1]

there just bloody cards

[mythbuster201]

Wastage of time

[Aaron21722]

Hehe Canadian

[TheJay0thegreat]

lol dis trick is shit i can eazy do dis hahahahahhaa

[awesomeman899]

everyday i'm shufflin.

[fuzzybug2000]

I did it

[TheJefedesapuka]

0:21 I wanna learn do this!!!!

[Freemo4]

and yet another boring trick. -.-

[LeMarkshow]

me 2 min ago; youtube , show me some boring videos.

[Karvasable]

I wanted to know : What is the kind of cards you're using ? Plastic ? And where did you buy them ?

Thanks :)

[SebShanks]

hes just making this to show off

[Swaggification420]

well i just wasted 2 minuets of my life...

[HowToShuffle]

@Swaggification420 Two dances is a horrible thing to waste.

[TheJay0thegreat]

@HowToShuffle how de fk does dacing hav do do with this vid man

[hiphoponeworld]

@HowToShuffle hahahaha i had to google Minuet

[D4RKST3LTH]

@Swaggification420 2 minits ov ur life or wank tym

[IntenseDarknessable]

If you dont want to waist time... skip to the best part here -> ... 2:14

[JelloJannet]

sounds lik Leo from that 70s show

[TheMadWolfs]

Thumbs up if you saw he showed the middle finger to the cards

[truemagicskillz1]

how does a video that dosnt show u what it says it does get over 680,000 veiws and 518 likes but only 195 dislikes but yet my videos are not even getting 30 veiws and does exsactly what it says???

[HowToShuffle]

@truemagicskillz1  I could tell you, but then I would have to kill you. ;)

[truemagicskillz1]

@HowToShuffle lol true that

[truemagicskillz1]

@HowToShuffle hey m8 i take it back i love this vid got my 1st referall for my card spit video which is accualy doing quite well cheers lol

[watsupyo888]

@HowToShuffle been there, done that

[khag24]

@truemagicskillz1 view bot

[MpZeBoXeR]

@truemagicskillz1 he pays for views.

[HowToShuffle]

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[jasoncashman1]

@HowToShuffle send me a few views

[PogwogRC]

@HowToShuffle could you send views to my channel? i am trying to get an audience and having no luck, thanks..

[031000ron1]

@HowToShuffle You'll send views to anyones channel?

[sackerland]

I leik kerds.

[azuenko]

LOL washing the cards. and btw where is the part where you show us how to spread the cards?

[IamtheSpankster]

kerds

[fretrippa]

Always wanted to know how to spread curds

[Hickster2696]

Pause at 1:03, and see the smiley face!

[Chojin1]

You really should stick to the topic.. i can find many people who can spread cards.. but when you label your video "how to spread a deck of cards" i kinda expect to be shown um... how to spread a deck of card :)

[JHC802]

cerds



[ivan4otopa]

No more beer for you, Mr!

[Misterseiting]

BRILLIANT

[BenjaminWirtz]

He said to wash the cards for 1 1/2 - 2 minutes but only did it for 20 seconds

[kingofthering24]

@BenjaminWirtz Well he says thats how long you'd do it, he probably just did it for 20 seconds to move it along.

[TheLeftyJoker]

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[fusionfall12341]

thats a big table

[54nc70]

they tuk er job

[BallzOfSteel201]

THEY TERK THER CEEAAAARD!

[onlinetroller69]

ehhhhhh!!!!!

[Diosrobin]

i want to have a green table

[nootrak123]

spread that like a BAWS

[Rouxloubac]

Très joli cette présentation!

[TheJayg13]

I didn't know dr Phil does YouTube videos!

[magiccards05]

Lol it ought he was doing a trick...

[ZOMBIFICATION11]

LMFAO gunna teach you how to shuffle.

[thetm102]

0:50 to 0:53 sooooo funny :D

[xxXGOLDENGAMERXxx]

@thetm102 why?

[thetm102]

@xxXGOLDENGAMERXxx It sounds like "dick". I geuss I'm immature lol!

[Luminiteee]

they took our keerds

[Nolandopwndyeah]

Cool, but you didn't show how to SPREAD the 'cerds'. You need to rename this. It's a misleading title.

[johncharipurathu]

I didn't know Leo from That 70's Show could spread cards!

[howtodothings100]

My name is Reagan XD A lot of people think it's regan

[BenjaminWirtz]

He kind of sounds like Cliff from Cheers

[TomPlatt1994]

you're gonna spread your cerds,

wash your cerds,

and grab your top cerd.

[kaftoskili]

@TomPlatt1994 he a reterd...

[newbiE24]

useless video!!

[B4TMAN97]

Sounds like hes saying dick at the begining

[RATEIT10]

Well done half the video was showing you fanning and yet you didn't tell us how to fan

Great going :(

[MauroMaiden94]

he is a ex professional dealer???

[Sunundrade]

0:45 SMILE FACE :)

[Lachlanshell]

You don't show us HOW to fan out cards.

[jimbits122]

"... And check for any discoloration on the dick"

[ThePivotRR]

Grab Your Deck " I kinda laugh a little

[mrbuzzbob123]

@ThePivotRR Only a little kid like you would laugh.

[ItsTheBroski24]

cards=cerds



[Lucky73096]

its a smiley face can you see it

[plstrom]

good enough for me....

[andytheguitarman90]

@kieran1045 ... and the other deck + the yellow card are the ears :)

[husnainanwaar1992]

modiano vs copag

[kezar123456]

how??

[Makargo123]

when he spreads them in a semi circle it looks like Bowser's vehicle. (from Super mario :D)

[ztuff123]

@Makargo123 lol

[Eabha2000]

nice :)

[TheScottBallew]

duhhhhhh bears

[SniperStefan]

:O

[MrClaymationer]

his hands and the cards make a smiley face

[Larky215]

@MrClaymationer lol that actually made me lol

[SuperRabbon]

nice

[ExtraRicePlz]

"Grab one dick and set it to the side" what a freaking homo!

[HitachiHenemaru]

magic man o,.o

[idoGutman22]

lol i clicked this video because its picture looked like a smiley.

[BionicChronicle]

when he spreads the cars face down, then puts his hands down. you can see a big C:

[radgunti]

O.M.G!!!!!!!!!!

[Ajay301199]

How many card

[Daftpunkrules1000]

0:51 XD

[superwogsconnections]

thumbs up if you thought he was doing this trick on a pool table

[ingram450g]

Was that a joke

[briflip95]

split the KIRDS

[DiosArdilla]

Looks very professional. Unfortunately, the video does not do what the title says, so thumbs down.

[Jakolopolist200]

He sounds like bill muray :)

[BKupchuck57]

Grab the dick you are using... and inspect it.

Check your cerds... to make sure there are no imperfections.

:-D

[yhamgtt]

Little miss muppet sat on her tuppet eating her CERDS and whey.

[vaggs75]

and where is the how to spread your cards part?

[MRGOLDENMUSIC]

grab your top cerd and put it to the bottom

[D4rkSid31]

and then u grab your dick and set em faced down xD

[bobio5712]

I thought it was CARDS not CERDS

[D4rkSid31]

@bobio5712 lol and deck not dick

[macedaman]

...Garfield?

[dce040186]

:22-:23 = pro

[GingeDSI]

@dce040186 Its easy to spread cards like that if they're brand new.

[MircosoftDanisSam]

sweet thanks

[megabadboy400]

theres 54 cards in there i counted it cheater

[KittyTehCat]

"take the dix´ck you are using" haha :D

[zxxrawrxxz]

1:21 shuffle like a pro

[derSchmidi]

i've always thought the best way to shuffle is just to turn him around like crazy. your precise shuffeling would me make more nervous i guess lol .. have fun

[VivaLaDorkz]

Thumbs up if you think he sounds like Bill Murray :D (AKA Garfield, or Dr. Peter Venkman from Ghost Busters)

[syrydiuk62]

he sounds Native American.......go figure

[ChonnyJr1]

stop at 1:05 abd can any1 tell me what it looks like?

[thinhable]

@ChonnyJr1 SMILEY FACE

[member186]

1:07 lolwut, middle fingering us

[ilovethesimpsons8]

no life

[Seby276]

Cards? I thought he was saying CARROTS.

[theclearwindow]

he says card like 'curd' wth is this?? texan accent?

[xXmAxDoBbSXx]

flip the cards when you spred them out like that

[okstrats]

i love how he says "card"

[TheXRealXBrapp]

Curd?.........Dick?...

[MikeMeldan]

This is a waste of time. You DO NOT SHOW how you are spreading the cards!!

[doggygir97]

i can spread cards but i just cant flip them )=