Weeds - Shane's Graduation Speech

[MathieuDnB]

1:22 might be the best part of all weeds episodes ever.

[HeartsRequiem]

shane is the man

[SirHoboTheSecond]

Shane is the motherfucking man.

[KiamarMasterT]

Yay! The man who hit Silas is dead! :)

[TheCircusfreak777]

im glad that peter died. what a douche...

[iMatt15952]

Motherfucking let him motherfucking speak!

[snowgrett14]

2:17 Is that Lily Allen?!?

[rkoondeck]

@snowgrett14 Zooey Deschanel

[lovesababe]

somebody give this kid a medal!!..

[MrAids5000]

zooey dechanel is so hot..

[raarncgheerr]

@MrAids5000 ohh, that's who that girl is. I've been wondering that

[cash453]

Shane - Future President of the United States

[LOL353535]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH I like this speech .

[eliask93]

Drugs are cool rah rah rah.

[MrTacoman98]

damn it wat episode is this i forgot??!!

[jakestooge34]

Principal Dodge was a funny minor character, even though he didn't appear in that many episodes. You can tell, by this time, Dodge has strong resentment for Shane since he had to deal with him on a daily basis, but he's slightly inept, in my opinion, since he can't even control his own students.

[YellowPompleMousse]

Ahhh back in the days when their lives were simple. Can't wait for season 7!!!

[Fido1488]

I’m 12 wat is this

[steph2294]

I hope my kid is at least half as cool as Shane Botwin.

[riney95]

the way shane said "Where are you going?" made me tear up a little

[mizkex]

I have nothing against this show, really I don't but the casting of the kids (save for shane) is horrible. The kids look like 8th graders not 5th graders.

[Clwsfan864]

BEST SPEECH EVER. i wish I had said this at my graduation

[kiryuandgodzillagirl]

@Clwsfan864 yeah would have made that boring part of our lives easier best quotes ever lol XD

[sillytragedy]

MOTHERFUCKING LET HIM MOTHER FUCKING SPEAK! >_<!!!!

[Aspenfash899]

ayy zooey deschanel

[Kryptonian250]

He's fucking badass but its kinda sad because he wasn't like that when his dad was alive.

[killerqueenfbr]

which episode and season is?

[daftrok]

For fuck's sake...ITS JUST WEED SELLING! Seriously! How do you fuck that up?! You grow it, you cut it, you sell it! Its the cheapest and easiest drug to sell!!

[reesheer1]

@nothinglasts007

it's a tv show bro.

[ExMaster]

LMFAO! Its the daughter from The Middle!

[emfine21]

Nancy is a horrible mother

[TheBunnyzilla]

lol snakes on a plan

[screwedxupxemoxkid]

hey thats the girl from the middle!

[cubbies1368]

motherfucking let him motherfucking talk.

[Jada7448]

Nancy sucks as a mom

[Aspenfash899]

@Jada7448 lols did anyone notice are creey her eyes are

there like vamp eyes

[kdbennett2009]

There are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!!

[Ponygirlification]

THERE MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES ON THIS MOTHERFUVKING PLANE!!!!!!!!!!

[CheifyX]

When did he have sex? What age?

[LizMarshy]

@CheifyX He lost his virginity at 13 in season 5.

[Bebe500100]

"So Help Me,I Will Kick You Off This Stage Like A Nerf Ball!"

"I'm not done!"

[malph69]

So help me i will boot you off this stage like a nerf ball!

[rednutbrian]

omg, he like shouldnt of said those swear words because the end of school day is very special and he ruined it. I think that it isnt funny and im going to complain to censorship boards and try to get this banned as i dont like it and are very very offended. they should not discuss drugs either cos then my kids will want to do them

[MisterRobaw]

@rednutbrian dude the show is rated tvma they can say whatever they want to say

[Ponygirlification]

@rednutbrian

Omg.

Don't get your MOTHERFUKKIN panties in a wad....Grandma.

[babyloves286]

@rednutbrian wow I'm frekin 11!! You think I wanna do drugs because I watch this show?? No.I'm not a dumbass,and your kids are gonna have to get use to the real world some day!! They shouldn't be dumb enough that they would do drugs just because of this show!!

[hudi124]

@rednutbrian lol drugs are the BEEEESSSST

[sxcboii691]

lol THIS IS GENIUS SHIT

[batman5990]

Motherfucking let him mothfucking speak!!...lmfao

[Irishboyo1911]

there are motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane

[TheHeavyCross]

@Irishboyo1911 escape the fate - 10 miles. max said that !

[Cambria2007]

shane botwin-nemos vocie

shanes grandfather(season 4)-nemos dads voice

selia hodes- nemo's moms voice

[puppy4200]

*muffled* give me this fucking Mic...

[joannexxify]

he is soo cute nd funny x

[MayuneSpirit]

This went from insanely funny, to depressing. =.=

Still, he is an amazing child.

[L1U2C3Y]

@MayuneSpirit I wouldn't say so the character of Andy's dad was hilarious.

[Philonus]

SHANE KICKS ASS!!!!!!! if I were to have a child, i would want to raise him up to be like Shane lol.

[Wyrmwood2012]

2:11 shane looks about to cry. i know nancy had to leave to get rid of the psycho but still..

[shami21]

hahah best grad speech ever

[iamismehellyeah]

he's supossed to be 18 or smthn? wtf man

[7xStevenx7]

Elementary school

[laurenlullabyy]

he is supposed to be 11 i guess.

[gossipgirlfan723]

YOU HAVE FAILED US ALL!!!

[jessie360]

she's such a fucking idiot! how could she walk out on such a raw and emotional moment for her sun! she pisses me off

[RapEvolution]

YOU HAVE FAILED US ALL!!! and its spelled son not sun

[evilbunny007]

shanes the man