Awkward With Women - PIZZA SEX!

[numafc]

lol

[CunnininnuC]

she'd rather watch the goonies than eat pizza with you

[DevilDoqq]

u could eat pizza while fuckin her

[RPMgo]

Damnit jason you could have totally tapped that! XD

[aceone1988]

that gave me a boner

[ntabiblaze]

I got the biggest boner when she said she wanted to fuck ._.

[Manofaction0]

Ok I've watched about 5 videos on this channel and a few interactives on totally sketch, and I've determined that Guns are to Freddie Wong as women are to Jasonhorton and sketch. Well played gentlemen, subscribed.

[jasonhorton]

@Manofaction0 Thank you so much!

[minimanjonesy]

@jasonhorton Dude you player, who's gonna fuck ash tonight huh? ;D

[lanceseidman]

In Italy, every women loves the Pizza. So many styles it's nuts. Actually how I got laid in Millan. oh I forgot to mention, she was homeless.

[dss103]

LOL this was one of those "Shut the fuck up" "nods head" type of moments

[landewebshow]

Nice one!

[Marky11694]

What a fucking Moron. I mean who wouldn't still want to fuck her

[AKrisizations]

That was good.



[pokemonhat]

isnt that music from spongebob?

[RaiderNationAllDay11]

title with sex in it i was hoping nikkki was in it but dayuuuuum that girl is fiiiiiine

[HokutoAnsatsuken]

Saw the ending coming but still funny.

[ksb0095330]

ahahahhaahah, love this..

[Marky11694]

what a dumbass who would not have fucked her

[FUCK7210]

you can tell shes a meat lover ;)

[JustJoshinMagic]

AHAHAHA loved the ending!

[OneHandsomeDevil]

man i wanna give her pizza!

[BigMorhsn]

EPIC ENDING!

[ontherightedge]

Ahahaha! Oh Jason, you rapscallian you!

[MrMatthewUnger]

Fuck you, I'm vegan. Now I want pizza :(

[happilyeveramber]

are Jason and lindasy dating? cause almost every video they're in it together.

[IEXxILEDI]

Sitcoms ftw

[phoenix25R]

YOU FOOL!!! Forget  the pizza! FUCK HER!! lol jk I know its not real,just what I woulda done lol You are funny Jason,you should get your own show lol

[pinkflower313]

Horton isnt she a star on the femme fatales series

[PeaceRokkk768]

Lol

[BombShellBaby13]

Hey Horton, lets have some pizza togetherr(;

[TheEathos]

haha ur great xD

[username2grand]

WTF lool

[arolax06]

hey you wanna get a pizza and fuck! jajajaja amazing!

[Mr143FTW]

I died at the end... xD

[ca280491]

i wanna fuck :D

[xeonmusk]

jason, your videos are amazing!

[TylorSwain12]

my she's hot

[blacktoadeGIRL297]

this is HIGHlarious! i really do want some pizza though...

[heythereitsmehans]

YES YES SIR 

[suzitobi350]

i want pizza ^_^

[Mankey303]

LOL

[zac123995]

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[jinsanemaine]

Isn't that how it always goes! LOL

[misterkenkoy1988]

sheeeee is sooo fine!!

[potetkiller]

33 People don't like pizza!

[candied88dj]

I SUBBED!

[NathanXPablo]

lol the end was hilarious

[rpenn79]

Best ending ever!

[metallicafan352]

Id show her my Peperoni Special

[maritimetimes]

i'd give her pizza i'd give her all kinds of pizza

[goldeneyefan21]

What a twist ending!

[123boy123boy12345678]

lol iv seen you in a lot of videos and you always dont wanna fuck girls but i dont blame you in this video cuz if i had to choose between a pizza and a girl im so gonna take the pizza

oh shit talkin about pizza made me hungry :P

[thisisemilyduh]

ROFL. ILOVETHIS!

[wardenzo]

WHahahah! COOL!

[jasonhorton]

@wardenzo :)

[Nezirastro]

haha lol nice vid :)

[jasonhorton]

@Nezirastro thanks!

[kensmith06]

how do you get so many cute girls? i will contemplate this for days

[jasonhorton]

@kensmith06 magic

[Joleine28]

this was hilarious! i love your videos :)

[jasonhorton]

@Joleine28 thanks so much!

[RockPandas]

did you just fart cuz you blow me away...

[jasonhorton]

@RockPandas ha!

[jpbrosset]

You ROCK! Keep them coming.

[jasonhorton]

@jpbrosset i will!

[mikeytcarpenter91]

does... this really work?

[rakketakke]

haha amazing ending. Thank you for sharing this technique. I'm going to try it out and get some girls for sure

[jasonhorton]

@rakketakke do it!

[roddmasoquie]

where's my limoooooooooooooooo??????!!!!!­

[roddmasoquie]

where's my nikki??????!!!!!

[roddmasoquie]

where's my nicky??????!!!!!

[afrothundah87]

Wanna slice of MY PIZZA????

[lightersela]

4444 ..awesome!

[TheMetalOracle]

Oh LOL, you need to get even bigger Horton, you're so funny.

[jasonhorton]

@TheMetalOracle Thanks!

[Icc5aVLOG]

=)

[jasonhorton]

@Icc5aVLOG :)

[daddytech]

lol Nice!

[jasonhorton]

@daddytech thanks!

[lafodlafa]

Im in mood for something else then pizzaa... :) .. so whats left, fu*k ? XDDD

[abante13]

hahahahahahahahaha

[grimxz]

omg i just ate pizzaaaaaaaaaaa nom nom nom

[mikish23]

Why aren't you more popular here on youtube?

[jasonhorton]

@mikish23 no idea :)

[pfl264]

@jasonhorton Youtube is full of children, they don't understand this type of comedy, take nigahiga & fred for example; Their comedy (if you call it that) is for kids and what kids can understand.

[MizOliviaMargaret]

@pfl264 I'm 12. I get it, and I find it hilarious.

[screechkid116]

@jasonhorton you need to let us vote on comments, i wanted to thumb up your comment but i cant

[ChristiaanL14]

@jasonhorton Just started watching your channel today and i enjoy it =) it will pick up give it a year and you should have 10times what you have now

[iwillfollow24]

whyyyyyyyyy didntt u get tht fine "pizza"

[TheSeriousBeast]

haha what a diss xD nice horton:D 

[jasonhorton]

@TheSeriousBeast thanks!

[TheSeriousBeast]

@jasonhorton

np lol, it's the first guy like you i meet that answers comments :D

[jo860]

ahahahah! hilarious! especially because I'm italian, and we sometimes use the word PIZZA as a euphemism for DICK :-D

[jasonhorton]

@jo860 ha!

[minameise]

@jo860 Now that's funny!

[paramorefreak554]

@jo860 i soooo wish i cld thumb up your comment!

[LeanMan821]

@jo860 what part of italy are you from?

[jo860]

@LeanMan821 south-east, why? :)

[wideglide61]

I'll take the fuck u can have the pizza

[lupiemelly14]

I'm hungry now....

[Kyllision]

You should give Michael Gallagher some director tips for your next collab, cause you make your videos fine!!! with some twists and extra hot 'meat'

(you included =-D)...make sure you show him this comment...I'm sure you will lol =D

[ChrisHoffmannStudios]

my mouth is watering now :(

[widowmacher]

Assome !!! ; ) wish i had some pizza who cares about sex lol

[kingkhankorp]

Hahhaha Keep em Coming Horton ol Pal! Keep em coming :D

[Meatheaded]

and now for a completely original comment......

GAY FAG IS GAY!

[lilnjboy92]

Pizza and Sex..... Wat an awesome combination lol! horton's faces are priceless ! and that girl is hot

[bigtat1]

i just ask a girl if she wanted pizza and she said yeah! but no sex :(

[omgitsmelodyy]

I'm kinda confused,,

[LinaLatte]

LOLOL!!!!!

[OnlyTheAbandoned]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. SO DUMBBBBBBBBBBB

[Thathicksboy1]

i'm soo gonna do this next time i go to walmart!

[PackSmak]

Best Pickup line - "Does this rag smell of Chloroform?" - Courtesy of Jimmy Carr

[Dodalalal91]

um....what just happen???

[MrUtopia77]

@Femmefatality007 wanna try it out sometime?

[Finarfinn]

This was amazing! Horton you silly goose :D

[fredt2010]

stupidest shit ever

[RoOtBeErJUNKYxox98]

@fredt2010 stfu

[ploadmunchies]

ehh

[BornSkilled1]

best combo sex and pizza only $10.99 =)

[TheJONNYfern]

Horton u funny cunt :)

[sarmenemras]

Yay for Makinna. She' is so Talented. Notice I wrote talented with a capital T.

Great stuff Horton.

[LordDummy]

By The Way... Horton Was Offering A Pizza.. after a quick ownage from a girl he refused to buy a pizza... Sad

[ToasterRehab]

Oh Jason :)

[LGGamingNetwork]

Pizza over sex.That's so fucking.........AWSOME!

[TheTuppy1]

That was fucking hilarious !

[mrdta97]

pizza is so much better than sex!!

[catkiller1332]

@mrdta97 obiousley u dont know what sex is like xD

[mrdta97]

@catkiller1332........Lmao get a life.

[Missturdnugget14]

dont u love warm pants?

[DomX4]

Oh my goodness.... Now I want some pizza.

[deadindogyears]

so is "pizza" the new "smurf"?

[thePOPprincess1996]

girl: hey, so are we gonna fu*k or what?

jason: actually, now I'm in the mood for pizza....

hahah :D lol, denied :)

gotta love Horton :) <3

[mrjimmyos]

I have a sudden urge to have pizza

[WalrusSlapper]

now I'm hungry

[Cryengine]

whos that hotty?

[xenwenwu]

idk about u but i would chosen tht other option just saying

[iPaulTV]

i want spaghetti..

[TheMRTKW]

now i do want some pizza

[blah22322]

Jason! the line behind your right ear makes it always look like you have a pencil behind it!

[KittiMitties]

haha the end was just great xD

[RanDomStuFf1331]

Haha I ate pizza just before I watched this :) I love it -3

[catherineistoocool]

lolllll

[BLACKMAGICNIGHT]

too obvious.

[UninspiredFilm5]

Super cheesy.

Just how I like MY PIZZA!!

:D

[nico3641]

i rather have pizza too

[ACTORDAVIDTRAN]

Haha reminds me of Cecily..

[ntabiblaze]

wait, what!?

[michlushful]

I'm not gonna eat pizza for a while now LOL

[maninder1992]

@jasonhorton .....u r THE BEST!!

[jasonhorton]

@maninder1992 no YOU are!

[MuzicLova26]

oh thanks now im craving pizza! DAMN YOUUUUUUU ;P

[johnbaratta092494]

Sometimes you have to decide which is more important in life, pussy or pizza. But when that bitch is nagging, pizza sounds really good.

[popareova]

i am hungry now :(

[CSickGRiND]

PIZZAAAA <3 horton!

[jasonhorton]

@CSickGRiND yay!

[onyxman8]

Damn I want some pizza right now!!!

[gregpeck1037]

i dunno what just happened. but i liked it. i think that's the same way it went after i gave the girl some pizza.

[jasonhorton]

@gregpeck1037 :)

[TrickyMagican]

Oh god this was hilarious.

[jasonhorton]

@TrickyMagican Thank you!

[rocktheworld955]

Nice 

[jasonhorton]

@rocktheworld955 :)

[crazytired]

Now I want pizza but my favorite pizza place just closed down last week D: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

[JotaLegendOfficial]

she looked like obama girl in the thumbnail... Great Video!

[Rhythmachine191]

She's hot. I'd totally eat some pizza with her.

[CleverDjembe]

Pizza > sex

[rikuatblue777]

is it just me or what ever new vid I see on youtube I am like 301st viewer...

[marcKTiD]

Makinna Ridgeway is SO HOT !!! Thumbs up if you agree :D 

[Tedy8989]

Great. Now I want pizza...and I'm on a diet. xD

[TotallySketch]

HA HA HA HA

[TheFucckkk]

@TotallySketch i didnt know youtubers (Famous ones) commented on video's

[BexSwifty]

@TotallySketch Woah. Why is your comment flagged as spam? Lmao.

[kuway33]

no drink included?



[soullesplain]

WAit so did they get a pizza or not O.O ??

I feel like you backout every time you're about to have sex with a women... hmmm