The Dastardly Painter - RT Shorts

[smooy1000]

omg best 3 minutes of my life.. AWESOME ;)

[tlamy1992]

Chris kinda looks like Joel with the facial hair...

[max0678]

Burnie: hows that paint coming on?

Marshal: pretty good. its probably gonna need an extra layer, so could you get Gus for me please?

[TK3990]

You could say he *sunglasses* painted a bloody scene.

[bleep196]

Lol the scream is awsome.

[luckyleprachaun7]

@TigerClaws12894 No he died from being crushed by the machine only got hurt from the fall.

[TheAntonysj]

Griffon did an amazing job painting that beard on Chris!!!

[RadioNothing]

hehe

[littlefreak8]

kevin sent me to this link..... did he send you????

[stidukka]

@littlefreak8 who the fuck is this KEVIN i keep hearing about. 

[negativethree1]

@stidukka a drug dealer micheal met and people burned the shit out that joke like the arrow in the knee one

[littlefreak8]

@stidukka go watch the animated adventures.. i believe its called "rooster teeth animated adventure Live Girls"... go watch it... its funny.......

[TheMrSkittleism]

Hi



[xiNgification]

heheehehehh



[nuhuthur]

Sounds like Simmish

[imranmarshall11]

My left ear went deaf at 2:28

[DIRTRACER155]

@imranmarshall11 Mine to weird

[PurpleRabitHD]

@imranmarshall11 then turn down ur volume cuz that was not loud

[mesiene]

ahhahhahaha

nice one bro

[TheShorty312]

Marshall and Chris are a perfect comedy duo. They should have their own TV show.

[TigerClaws12894]

seriously, who die from that jump?...

[1kamikazeewatermelon]

2:16 thats like a 15 foot fall....DEAR GOD, HE COULD ROLL AN ANKLE!!!

[Dcaipto40]

I like Chris beard that's what I want when I grow up

[shoobeepdoobeepdooba]

This guy is obviously related to Steve Vai

[CoolnessUnlimited]

Can we beat the top comment?

[AlatreonGrave]

That..is a very serious painter. F*** with his job and he'll run you over from a scissor lift. At least he gets the job done.

Hopefully.

[ThizElectica]

How can someone die from falling only like about 3-4 feet high? Well i understand if you have medical problems or issues and if your a baby and young but seriously, a person can't die from that.

[SheerBl1ss]

@ThizElectica you're new here aren't you?

[ThizElectica]

@SheerBl1ss Well I've been watching it for a couple 3-4 weeks. So I don't know if that is new or not. :P

[ColdFlamesProduction]

PAINTCEPTION!



[RobertY0014]

Brandon noooooooo!

[MrYunderstand]

WHAT A TWEEST!

[Hamer4114]

Kevin sent me here

[Dynamitepie1]

i like how the guy is reading a oprah magazine

[RiseOfPanda]

i used to be a killer painter. but then i took a paint brush to the knee

[Rubikpally]

This reminds me of Spy vs. Spy

[TheFuggernaut]

It's like they ripped this out of Kingdom Hearts.

[longtailedmonkey]

FREAKY!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha... oh my god..

[blender124]

Griffon did a really good job painting the facial hair on Chris. P.S. just got down re listening to the podcast where they mentioned it.

[EZL80]

Paybacks a bitch, huh Chris :)

[NoObKiLlerS117]

lolol go matt!



[NoObKiLlerS117]

poor matt



[RAWoffical]

lol porn song at 0:45

[infecteddino5]

poor chris

[RockBandTuber96]

Does anyone else think about the Sims with the way they talk?

[IBriansit0]

@RockBandTuber96 Nice way of copying the top comment.

[RockBandTuber96]

@IBriansit0 Not really sure if that was the top comment when I said it. I haven't seen this particular video in a while.

[xXtoxicfuzionXx]

yeah im sure the court of law will belive that guys death was an acceindent

[ramagerz]

the only reason they made this short is because they wanted the wall painted :P

[XandoelitezX]

That tune at the end is BEAST

[SSBBaddict]

2:42 "Eh, nobody will notice.."

[jimmenycricket264]

sounds like a conversation in the sims

[xxstealthytacoxx]

OLD SCHOOL VS NEW SCHOOL!!!!!......you know....the guy with the paint brush could've just went to Home Depo and gotten and spray paint :P well so he can mock the guy with the fancy equipment :P but good vid :D

[212DP]

Oh yeah, because Chris was SO high up, in the first place... lolz

[NukaColaBear]

red violin reference? 

[JohnTheChannel]

Uploaded on my b-day :)

[SasukeYagame]

I only paint with the blood of my enemies!

[MrBoournslol]

@SasukeYagame ... and occasionally a strawberry yoohoo...

[finaltrinity5]

Chris's beard? Drawn by Griffon

[MrCrazysandwich]

and that is why you should never trust a painter

[TheFatAssNinja21]

Does the song at the end have a name? And if so what is it

[d34dm4nw41k1n]

@TheFatAssNinja21 It's called Agent Tex and it's by Jeff Williams.

[LTmahkiller]

SAD guy

[SmolroAkuems]

is this the red vs. blue wall i think blue is winning

[ibanezgr]

why only 360p?

[gingerofwar97]

I love how they're barely even talking.

[MusikIsmIdrug]

Throughout the video I was thinking, " how is this disturbing? " and then @2:25 .. Yeaaah....

[forsurenoob]

if you think about it, Chris DOES look like a douche bag... no offense Chris!!

[derrickkkk2000]

oh nvm

[derrickkkk2000]

why didnt they just throw the rope again?

[Guiser123]

Simple, we ran over Osama Bin Laden.

[mrjmattei]

I wonder if they finished painting the building or just left the <-- TURD on the building

[kandeekane71]

never use a scissor lift

[DXConviction]

anyone notice Marshall's hair looks different sometimes

[NielloEd]

hmmmm you sure thats not asbestos??

[spatialparanoia]

reminds me of a pixar short

[TranAran]

Not his 1st time killing? 0.O

[gamershelp101]

thats alot of blood 4 a fall

[TheMrYC]

/watch?v=tMmH00G1CPw&feature=f­eedu

Check this !

[lortay15]

This was the first RT short that i ever saw and than i was hooked.

[AKxxFiEnD]

@lortay15 Same. :P

[ZaneCraft]

@lortay15 like a drug

[HalinaTayo]

What the-?!

How many people are in that paint bucket?!

[fireseal11]

@HalinaTayo x3 more then you will ever know MUHAHAHA >:D

[anandereiraj4]

@HalinaTayo People ?

[MegaBioshock]

a ten-foot drop will kill you

what's the world coming too...

[proudn00b77]

um. what?

[gamershrader]

2:28 so fake but so great :D

[TNTTeamMembers]

HAHAHA!!!

[PS3GamerReview]

anyone else think that the way their talking sounds like the sims?

[eruption122]

i like how he is like 4 feet off the ground and when he falls it kills him

[chazzledazzle13]

They talk like sims



[intensitypenguin]

Fucking love Rooster Teeth

[SiLeNtBl4Z3]

1:35 that was the worst throw ever, of all time

[hollywoodundeadful]

is that joel? i actually cant recognise him if it is please tell me if its joel if it is then that explains why this episode is awsome

[SiLeNtBl4Z3]

@hollywoodundeadful thats christopher

[Tessmell]

Keep Clear xD



[GamesSpartan]

Who else learned how to play a symphony by playing with the numbers? :D

[MegaSaif121]

what the fuck is this this murder

[Anacki]

Because of the podcast I just remembered that Chris' facial hair was done by Griffon. Nice. c:

[BikiniPatrOLz]

LOL dont they have the like Air-gun thing now where u spray paints?

[adakiden]

press 8 the man says - fuck you!

[ChickWithPurpose]

my bf needs to use more lube next time cuz sitting down hurts today lol

[WADEPH33R3]

@ChickWithPurpose how does anal sex feel my gf says it makes her stoach feel weird or som what bout u

[MRRANDOME12]

lllllllllllllllllllllloooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooool

[ITyraxI]

woah.

[jumblejimble]

artsy

[TheDarkAngel27]

:D if only it were legal to solve problems like that...

[Unundead]

that scared me

[MrStokesy1]

... Disturbing... epic...

[acwlong2]

MARSHAL GET DOWN!!!!!!

[warriormole]

I like the new guys....but it just doesn't feel like Roosterteeth.

[LocalRandomz]

@warriormole They have been there for awhile

[warriormole]

@LocalRandomz Be that as it may, they're still "the new guys"

[preatorian189]

he recycles

[aierce]

this is based on happy treehouse

[Shafournee]

@aierce Happy treehouse? Do you mean happy tree friends, and I doubt that.

[aierce]

@Shafournee how can you not see that? they even talk like it, (yes i meant happy tree friends)

[Shafournee]

@aierce Happy tree friends is way more gruesome, and they don't talk, they make noises.

[aierce]

@Shafournee exactly! it's gruesome with character that only makes noises. glad you see that now

[Shafournee]

@aierce ...

/faceplam

[AceMasterDX]

No fucking way!! Chris' beard is fake!!!

[MrHalowinner]

OMG

[ionshade3]

This has to be my favorite.



[hyperespiotheninja]

It's like Happy Tree Friends

[demondante46]

this is hialrious

[Scwirul]

I swear these are the sims?

[Kenpachi375]

I love the way he walked the ladder over.

[cococlaudio123]

why do i find this video peacful?

[unfairbigben]

anybody else ever wonder y they have that lift in the first place....

[mrwumboben]

wow does no one say's "its painted in blood"

[lucajedi]

Man I feel bad for the guy x)

[ItsRG4M3R]

Oh its from march, tought it was may. lol

[ItsRG4M3R]

What the, deja vu ? Have i seen this before 0_o

[jesperjesper123]

haha this is funny to me cuz Im also a painter :D

[richardfromlovenstad]

i felt really bad for that guy :(

[deathmakerXD]

@richardfromlovenstad i felt bad once, but she woke up halfway through

[richardfromlovenstad]

@deathmakerXD lol

[delaneyel]

lol. blue to red. :D

[JokerWalkthroughs]

someone came here after watching super strength ??

[DBPboarding]

@JokerWalkthroughs no.

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

win...

i always wonderd whats the music at the end :\

[shadowthehh2]

@RawrNinjaBurgers its Tex's theme from rvb

[RawrNinjaBurgers]

@shadowthehh2 thankies

[shadowthehh2]

@RawrNinjaBurgers np

[doofensnort]

i know he was a dick but i dont think u needed to kill him -.- ._.

[danny77666]

i cant tell who is the dastardly one lol

[SonShiftxbox]

they act a lot like sim characers in this short

[DrSmellme]

That was amazing.

[forsurenoob]

lol Chris chewing a gum doing all of these waves / facial expressions really has that weird douche-baggery sense into it..

[adamibbo1]

I want the old RT shorts back with geoff and joel. Now they are just pittyfull college humor knock offs

[IamHueGraves]

@adamibbo1 so... have you watched any of the recent ones?

[Kompaniemeister2791]

best diaog

[SmilestheHappy]

sims

[nldm561]

sexy cello yo

[mariofanlover]

thats a nice shade of red

[RogueAscension]

THEN PAINT WITH YOUR BLOOD!

[foreverspagetti]

they sound like the sims

[HaloReachUNSC]

y are chris and marshall always together?

[DelovelyGamer]

@HaloReachUNSC Idk

[dsnick69]

@Shafournee haha, I do, so sorta like Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure when at the start they see themselves in the time machine at the start and they say "say hi to the princesses from us" and they do the same thing at the end?

[Jakx2]

this reminds me of the sims

[Walsh2571]

These videos are so violent.

[Bloodraven216]

@Walsh2571 thats not violent?

[Breado2]

That was poetic

[Imperia96]

0:43

It is all a plan to cause him to draw a dick!

[DamonofDBP]

This is why you never make fun of hill billys, they have so much skill that they can put gardening tools in their pants casually.

[lordvolroc]

instead of watching pixar shorts and the start of movies, I wanna see these