Stephen Lynch Vanilla Ice Cream

[iris55adr]

Made this black girl smile :)

[jasonshasen]

some of my best friends are white

[JHulse29]

If my friends ever roast me Comedy Central style this is the song they'll play

[tonykillyou1]

@JHulse29 Since when has Comedy Central have a specific style?

[JHulse29]

@tonykillyou1 A roast Comedy Central style = brutal, graphic, crossing the line multiple times, hilarious

[tonykillyou1]

@JHulse29 Ahh. I see, it fits perfectly :P

[007isYoshi]

@JHulse29 That's not Comedy Central style, that's just what a roast is supposed to be.

[animesquirt]

Wow my name is really giving you people here a laugh o.o

Didn't expect it to so popular.

[insanityismysanity]

@animesquirt i just wrote cuz every1 else was btw nice name ;)

[alotofshots1]

says animesquirt hahaha XD says wierd hahaha XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[animesquirt]

@alotofshots1

what are you talking about?

[animesquirt]

this is probably my fav song by him.

I guess cuz it makes me feel loved -w-

[knarkbruker]

@animesquirt Woah... name?

[animesquirt]

@knarkbruker

what about it?

[knarkbruker]

@animesquirt Wierd :p

[animesquirt]

@knarkbruker

I know :P

I'd change it if I could

[Gonzalodark2]

@animesquirt is all about dat ass *,..,*

[animesquirt]

@Gonzalodark2

just to let you know I'm female and my ass is a fine ass indeed!

[PenguinsRule1395]

@animesquirt pics or it didnt happen!!! ;)

[rome0100]

@PenguinsRule1395 lmao

[h2y0]

damn have to go to school tomorrow but I can´t stop listenin´

[angryclown31]

i love how this guy only has stephen lynch and rammstein uploaded. XD

[IncredibleGoliath]

@angryclown31 That's all you need. Mozart can fuck off.

[angryclown31]

@IncredibleGoliath True.True.

[angryclown31]

@IncredibleGoliath True.True.

[chiefgunman]

How to start a fight on the Internet

Step one: say something

Step two: well .... That's pretty much it.

[Venix94YT]

Thank you Stephen Lynch, for writing my theme song. l:D...

[Silverone43]

isn't there an alternate chorus where he says "Get off your knees, HONKEY PLEASE!"

[cloetv12345]

black rock x3

[4rvinder]

I like the bit after 3:15 the most

[victimofaguillotine]

I saw the cafe whatever it is in some reading the other day. And starting laughing in English class. Some people asked why and I say the cafe and about 10 other people started laughing and humming this song.

[Tabbycat982CoD]

Stephen Lynch VERSUS. CHUCK NORRIS! Winner: Stephen Lynch FUCKING DUH!

[madeforstupidcensor]

@Tabbycat982CoD no, never

[Tabbycat982CoD]

@madeforstupidcensor yes, it has happened chuck norris lost OWO!

[killopadrino]

i am gone play this song at my 18th birthday

because i am getting a big blakck stiptease from my famali

[TREVMAC44]

@killopadrino How about you get a dictionary? Then you can learn how to spell easy words.

[killopadrino]

@TREVMAC44

so I typed to fast. and beside I am dutch I have dislection.

And if you really care that much ill say it again an this time correct

because I am getting a big black striptease from my family

and owja she was so good

[TREVMAC44]

@killopadrino Still makes no sense.

[subgay]

@TREVMAC44 Why is it that when I see someone stating that a persons post makes no sense they are American? His first post said " He was going to play this song at his 18th birthday party because his family was paying for a black stripper" his second post says "He was typing fast, his native language is Dutch and he is dyslexic" in reply to your spelling comments "because I am getting a big black striptease from my family" as a correction and lastly he is letting you know the stripper was good.

[2stoned2h8]

@TREVMAC44

How about all of us ignorants go out there buy a dictionary and try to shuve it down your trolling mouth :Pp

[TREVMAC44]

@2stoned2h8 Yes, because I'm educated and I don't like it when others are not, it means I'm a troll...

[H4rdr1v3]

@TREVMAC44 that doesn't make you a troll ... that makes you a condescending, arrogant, pompous fucking cunt. Not everyone can be educated. Perhaps they were just lazy in school, that's fine. But, perhaps they were never able to afford to go to school. You know, you should probably think before you type something stupid. And, for the record, being able to type in proper sentences and using correct grammar, it doesn't make you better than anyone else.

[TREVMAC44]

@H4rdr1v3 Not everyone can be educated? Are you serious? Unless you were born with a mentally disability. You can be educated. You say, "Perhaps they were just lazy." If someone chooses to go down the path of ignorance. That's not my problem. But because someone went down that road, knowing they had a fair chance for a proper education. Fuck yeah I'm going to call them out on their ignorance. And stop with repetition of your words. Gain a wider vocabulary before thinking of replying.

[123ollyb]

@TREVMAC44 Aren't you just the friendliest chap around! I bet everyone likes you for being a perfection seeker and reprimanding anyone who doesn't or can't speak in a manner to your liking. I'm going to prove Godwin's Law here and bring the argument to Hitler: he wanted the Arian Race of "perfection" and slaughtered millions to do so. You are taking the first steps down the path that he did at the time when he wrote Mein Kampf and consolidated his outrageous opinions those he didn't like.

[NINJASxSILENCE]

@123ollyb On the upside.. if it Wasn't for Hitler, Call Of Duty would be fucked.

[Vitzjerai]

@123ollyb not even close. saying anyone can be educated and those who don't are partially at fault for it is completely different fromsaying someone is imperfect because they were born that way.

an idiot is an idiot by choice. a black man is a black man because he was born that way.

[123ollyb]

@Vitzjerai An idiot is not necessarily an idiot by choice, but by circumstance. Are you saying African children choose to have no education? No. Its circumstance. Get your head out your arse and think about what your saying.

[CommanderC7]

@123ollyb But there are also those, like the ones in detroit, who dont want education. African children have no play because they dont have a choice either which way, im pretty sure he's takling about the ones who choose not to have it

[Vitzjerai]

@123ollyb i don't recall saying "without exception". obviously there are people who can't help their circumstances. however, this does not mean that there is no difference between things most people can change, such as their education, and things they cannot change, such as their birth. claiming that he is the same as hitler for faulting people for their choices is pretty retarded.

i always think before i speak. you should learn to do the same.

[AugustGunsZERO]

@2stoned2h8 sounds like you are no longer stoned so now you hate:( lol

[entertainer4ever]

Love this song!

[LadyOpenshaw]

I am not racist, some of my best friends are white.

BEST LINE EVER.

[THEcultOFslushies]

@CarlosVenosteus admit it, you tried to stare down that picture o.O

[MrRoytoy123]

Yes this song is thr truth.....SMACK THAT A**

[sleepwalkerII]

3 people are also white

[avdbroek1]

WIN.. xD

[KatyRoseHugs]

Thomas Jefferson. Robert DeNiro. David Bowie. To a certain extent. LMAO!

[donred101]

Lol the skin she is wearin must contain melon xD

[missmarisalu]

@donred101

Melanin, not melon, but melon is also funny.



[donred101]

@missmarisalu Oh, haha sorry.



[comptonazzteri]

@donred101 melanin.



[iplaycello1]

hi

[ShootingStarNeo]

First thought: There's no way he can make Vanilla Ice Cream offensive, can he?

Last thought: Yes, yes he can.

[superrangerkid1997]

wtf at 3:15 goes silent

[strange0man]

im not a rasist

some of my best friends are WHITE!

[RayYouk3r]

He is my favorite solo singer, comedian, and gutarist

[m180322]

Stephen Lynch has the right idea

[strikenetter]

Blackberries are the juciest, the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice!

[Frutknuck]

1 person is a hateful white girl

[deamonsead]

@Frutknuck Now 3.

[degorno]

0 dislikes for the win!

[woody0900]

@degorno you ruined the steak. :(

[iTOUCHiPODS321]

I Have A Serious Serious Problem With This Song..

I CANT STOP LISTENING TO IT xD

[sexybigmamma1]

Lol!!! Then we should date!!! rofl

[animegirl5250]

i luv u stephen

[G0dlyz]

hey, that's my name :P

[animegirl5250]

awesome than i luv you too XD

[963369sm]

lol funny

[iTidas]

its always about the ass XD

[bobdude22222]

isn't it partly "its partly about that ass"

[TalamaWhiteWolf]

Stephen Lynch is fucking win.

[aaronsix6]

@TalamaWhiteWolf i hate you

[FireDemon5478]

@TalamaWhiteWolf Wrong, he's bi-winning!

[Friendlytoe]

@FireDemon5478 you make me sad

[sk8ergirl000]

Hahaha

[JDmusic51]

this song is funny as hell!!!!

[stardel6]

this song is the best.. but come on you have to say it is about that butt..

[dforcefan202]

You said butt so as not to offend anyone despite the fact he says ass in the song, that's soooooo cute. Endearing even.

[TheFaolan1313]

trying not to offend anyone, on any stephen lynch youtube video is "cute".

this is the guy who has songs about preists wanting to molest children, dating a nazi, sleeping with his mother, his father walking in on him masturbating, kidnapping and eating children on halloween..

yea, but saying ass, thats bad.

[jeffhardy0963]

@TheFaolan1313 he does it for laughs, much like how George Carlin used language to make his jokes funnier...its called dark humour, go with it

[TheFaolan1313]

@jeffhardy0963 no, no no..i was replying to someone else..who said "butt" instead of ass..the entire point in my post was more or less...you're going to say butt, instead of ass..on the youtube video of stephen lynch..of all people?