Sh*t Halo Players Say (Halo Reach Machinima)

[homerplow123321]

0:28 dick stab

[2001jdog]

0:25 that sounds like me XD

[electheded]

press 0:43 for FUCK!

[delocknessmonster]

00:42 hail hitler

[youfailproductions14]

00:43

[applescamp]

Not enough cursing.

[kws344]

1:00 forever alone

[gamermann123]

what was that lol

[TheHaloMLGpro]

0:42 FUCK!

[Tiptastick1]

You forgot NOOB!!!!!

[Belgianghost]

can someone PICK ME UP

[eggsadilla]

1:13 LOL

[Feytality1]

Hey ill party up with you! ,3

[dustyimoo70]

spartan:WHAT WAS THAT!!

elite:aha

[Slyavenger23]

i say the last one a lot

[CapitalGrip]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha lol'd so hard at "CAN SOMEONE PICK ME UP!"

[leviroxxs]

The "can some1 pick me up" is used allot.

[TheNukeMuffin]

@leviroxxs I go with "I'll do anything for a ride... ANYTHING!"

[toxikwafflestudios]

You forgot: LAG, FUCKING HACKERS, BULLSHIT, MY CONTROLLER DIED, and the most obvious WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[MOnkeyJoker902]

CAN SOMEONE PICK ME UP!

[GameFreaks1999]

aquabats?

[THEHUGE8BALL]

sh*t battlefield 3 players say

[TheNukeMuffin]

@THEHUGE8BALL "GOD, DAMNIT! and uh... GOD, DAMNIT!" That's the majority of what I hear. Sometimes hear: "Why isn't this like CoD?!" "How did he kill me so fast?!" and my favourite: "HOW IN THE FUCK DID HE KILL ME!? SHOTGUNS HAVE TERRIBLE RANGE!"

[BretonnianDovahkiin]

Can some PICK ME UP!!!!?

[T4sT3T3HR41Nb0WB1TcH]

I only asked if someone could pick me up while I have the flag/bomb and i say now we wait, and I yell FUCK and WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?

[78narutofreak]

LOL that what me my cousin and cod players say

[Pwnzerage14]

I loved the last one " WHAT WAS THAT?!?!"

[Shadowcipher104]

I'm a veteran to Halo yet I say all these things :/ SO HOW 'BOUT THAT

[furyberserk]

0:28 that is the only thing in this video that is true.

[joonas888]

"Could someone PICK ME UP?!!!" :DDD

[UnbornPr0d1gy]

Too Funny

[SSTwiley]

0:44 is da best part

[49divan]

0:25 true

[TheColSamson]

0:43 That I've said many times during a match.

[PocketSixes6]

wow this is so inaccurate lol

[Vryix]

WHAT WAS THAT??

[alsomguy]

because it IS laggy lol

[ghostgamer96bro]

now we wait

[RememberReech22]

My line in Halo: Reach is "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HACKER!!!"

[GreedAndSelfishness]

So most players are shit.Including me.

[NNJAx]

shit Skyrim npc say: I used to be an adventurer like you, then i took an-- SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

[heltutananledning]

theres a video called sh*t halo players really say

[INSANEMETALHEAD100]

@heltutananledning Yeah but this came first

[TheA55A55inat0r]

And I thought it was going to be more like, "Sit the FUCK down!", "Fucking LAGG!!" "Boom! Headshot".....

[guitarherooverload]

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CyberWalrus208]

Okay, MAYBE we say about 1/3rd of this stuff...

[snupchuckles]

1:07 shit church does

[LuckySeven91]

0:25

i know that. i have the same problem very often.

[watergirl686]

What is this!??!?!?!?! Skyrim / Halo? Really? The Elite just uses sneak! What did he get? Thives stone? Jeez...

[JMStrahm1st]

that is sadly true but halo is still good

[CCORvids]

WHAT WAS THAT?! Oh.. wait, it's just a elite, FUCK! *Assassinated*

[lazergoespewpew1]

I don't give a damn about fuckin' Krave cereal, what person eats chocolate for breakfast,anyway?

[HLGxCAREY]

i agree with all, i actually said the "now we wait" to my friend about armour lock earlier today at 0:34

[ndboy123able]

i say all

[LegitShooterGamer]

actually ive heard every one of these

[DandZStudios]

whats funny is that i dont say any of these

[TheFadedMalee7]

ok! I admit I say fuck and shit alot on halo but all that other stuff is total crap.

and that did you guys mute me thing. I don't lay down and ask like a dog.

I JOIN THEIR PARTY AND START SINGING JUSTIN BEIBER TILL i GET KICKED!!!!

[thatonenovafan]

1:12, thats what shotguns are for

[StainedShadows]

@acdc2033 liar. 

[Channon6626]

0: 56 aww

[Cakebombhaha11]

0:27 that is so true

[Wussup8000]

Only one I can see that's remotely true is 0:51

[Hakuru15]

0:43 FUCK!

[jessehoyTV]

ive only heard would sombody pick me up

[PinTheDin838]

WHAT WAS THAT XD

[left4newbzTWO]

everything i say...

[XBIRDYBIRDX]

1:12 made me laugh so hard.

[MinichowerzClyde]

Press 1 for 'it's the rockets man'.

[SkillzMan1027]

1:00 YES

[masterchief181]

rolflmao hahahah 0:43 Fuck" hahahahaha i laugh so hard XD

[Ps3LegiTT]

0:43 LMAO "FUCK"

[KaiokenKaro]

FUCK

[donli08]

what about: FUCKING CAMPERS!

[The13knousm]

ok there are some words that people do say on halo reach but not all. people sometimes get harrassed on there. yes i do as well even though i am a good and faithful halo gamer i hate noobs.

[LegendsUnchained]

WHAT WAS THAT!



[thedarklegand1]

All but some odd ones are true

[BruinsVictory]

I would mute his ass too... U mad bro?

[GodDogofVice]

should be renamed shit noobs say

[Shadow47805]

@GodDogofVice agreed fucking noobs

[itsthatguy174]

@GodDogofVice no its not man mlg say this shit all the time

[GodDogofVice]

@itsthatguy174 yeah mlg wannabes maybe

[CirclePony]

@GodDogofVice wrong, half of these were just stating random facts that halo players feel the need to explain to morons, well not half id say 1/4 another 1/4 was just profanity and that applies to all gamers. sorry to burst your bubble bitch tits

[GodDogofVice]

@CirclePony yeah noobs say this shit true halo vets dont other then the profanitys I only say 1 or 2 things on this list regarding the sniper and will someone pick me up when I'm playing with noobs

[gonzxtreme]

shit halo players really say is funnier than this

[KibbIeis1337]

I remember when Machinima was good.

Oh, wait.

WHY DID I CLICK ON THIS EVEN.

[Legolian432]

It really should be called "sh*t gamers say" too

[Legolian432]

The title should also be "sh*t gamers say"

[HaloKidPwns]

i tried saying these lines in halo reach. i got booted from slayer on a public game.

[MrCamFisher]

ill be honest. I say this at CoD alot more than on Halo.

[3PICAT]

0:43 *finger* FUCK

[youfailproductions14]

*guy with rockets* FUCK!

[isaidwombo]

Obama in one minute and 25 seconds: /watch?v=Qf1yotyBOCo&feature=c­hannel_video_title

[ThinkRocket]

Okay, that was the casual/AR scrub edition. Now post the competitive/MLG version.

BTW, we don't even say a quarter of this stuff.

[theBALLSIESTcat]

FUCK!!

[007007473]

Hahahahaha!! Boom, boom, boom, boom. *reload* .....He's gotta be cheating.

[vinnycent56]

shit halo players really say>>>> over this

[joonas888]

Holy shit that was awesome...

"can someone PICK ME UP??!!!"

[xZWaREFaRExZ]

@acdc2033 ...Its meant to entertain people. -.- Wanna get a sense on humor?

[XKillazXavieR]

@xZWaREFaRExZ don't you feel like they are doing halo players a disservice though?... check out the other halo video "shit halo players REALLY say". I think you will like it better

[aarcoo90]

@acdc2033 then youre quite lucky

[WobblyPage955]

@acdc2033 i do lol

[hunterofall]

@acdc2033

You're right, this is all from Call of Duty....wait, they just don't talk there since no one has a mic.

[chestnut6661]

@acdc2033 Well if there was more than 2 people in a lobby with mics then this IS what they would say.

[dragoneye276]

@acdc2033 I don't know man, I don't see a lot of elites running behind me with energy swords.....dam cloaks.....

[dnangelfan24]

@acdc2033 You've obviously never played Halo 3.

[SuperHorribleGaming]

@acdc2033 actually they kinda do

[dinonick2]

@acdc2033 my brother does

acually he screams it

help me

[DaMasterSarge]

@acdc2033 No. They are usually screaming "FAG!!!" over the mic.

[1172Sierra]

@acdc2033 I dunno if you meant that in a good way or not... lol

[LastStandBro]

He loves 3 weapons:

1.Rocket Luncher

2.Sniper Rifle

3.Pistol(Seriously?)

[Dofrys]

Pure essence of Reach multiplayer :)

[chubsterest]

now we wait

[ForeverStallone2]

Funny stuff!

[angelofdeath151996]

It's funny cuz it's true XD

[Ikeachu]

omg did they record me playing?

[kfishwick3]

270 people say ALL these things

[USMCplzzz]

@randytandy. Dude, you are taking this way too seriously. This video was made purely for entertainment, not to try and offend anyone in the REACH community. The video is based on stereotypical remarks that serious gamers would say during good or frustrating gameplay. So why not just enjoy the funny video for what it is and not get sensitive about it. It's a game after all!

[XTREEMMAK]

100% true XD

[randytandy16]

u guys have the wrong idea i play halo and u guys making fun of us like that is rude anyone who agrees vote here

[Amthyst007]

@randytandy16 It's funny. "He's gotta be cheating" I've said that a million times playing Halo

[DearS0ciety]

@Diana5513 kiss me?

[D95er]

You forgot fucking armor lock faggot and fuck reticle bloom

[WatchYur6]

Lol idiot Spartan ,we elites are the superior race

Love Arby

[TheChurch554]

CAn SOMEONE PICK ME UP!!!!!!!

[burnergun12]

*elite runs *

spartan: WAT WAS THAT!!!

[Diana5513]

that was really bad

[Egg0233]

lol now we wait and then my video had to load up.

[palindinX]

262 people and beyond never played Halo Reach.

[shadowking2214]

"CAN SOMEONE PICK ME UP?!?!?!?!?!?!??!"

[Crosonical]

I can't believe this didn't suck.

[BronyMahkyla]

Its funny cuz' its true!

[ImperiustheGreat]

this was really funny. I didn't expect that.

[Luis11717]

'Now we wait' LOOOOL

[cyclone271]

anyone want to party up

no all right

foerver alone

[xVeZx]

there best video will always be Angry Modern Warfare 2 Kid 

[mittins100]

WILL SOMEONE PICK ME UP!!!!

[iDaxterProductions]

you forgot OMG WTF I killed him

[codyh0886]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG*.... he's gotta be cheating... he's definitely cheating..

[noodlem45]

... He's got to be cheating...

[MegaJl3]

0:51 Forever alone

[MrAsianKid]

Lmfao so true

[TheSlurp123]

WHAT WAS THAT!!!

[TheRoflmaionaise]

WAY TOO BIG? BITCH PLAY BATTLEFIELD

[freshmark03]

the only funny thing in this was when the guy was getting shot and screamed "CAN SOMEONE PICK ME UP!!! "

[SMITHisMEDIOCRE]

I actually enjoyed this one.

[XxSkylinkxX]

Did you guys mute me?

[TibbsTheyCallMe]

wow sounds like the idiot whoever made this video decided to follow me into games and then listen to what i said and make a video of humiliating me what an @ss.

[losanareyes]

@wayneakrid actually what say is what you are so yah I kind of just PWNED you lol

[Capitalmovies0213]

Lol

[wayneakrid]

ppl still play gaylo?

[XxXWtfxManXxX]

WHAT WAS THAT- ER-HA

[ghostgamer96bro]

Any One Remember The Ending To Samuel Jackson plays Halo3 seems like the same ending to me.

[JeeellSammich]

WHAT WAS THAT?!

[hm77065]

In every game people say people are cheating

[hrhitter92]

This is more like "what noobs who've never played halo say". Except for the armor lock and the picking him uo when he has the flag

[ziharkthehated]

Not bad....

[chuko71]

Last ROFL!!!!!!! Last so funny

[TONERTAINMENT96]

What happened to " stuuuuupid!!!!" " you fucking little camping faggit" and " fuking noob go back to COD" lol I'm cereal ... Machinima got wack now a days

[Veromom10]

Now we wait

[Capitalmovies0213]

LOL

[Richwaterz]

I been playing halo for years and have only talked bout lag never said any of the other shit

[Idonthaveanamelol]

I swear I'm the inspiration behind half these. 'Specially the rages.

[iIXPrototypeXIi]

Its funny because i've said over half of these at some point.