GARY OLDMAN - Man with a Turnip for a Head - Fall Formal 2011

[medusamoon]

Gary....you rock!!!!

[MsLadyElly]

Unfortunately it's not so easy for me to understand what he said. Someone can help me typing the story? Thanks a lot in advance! :)

[graxxe]

@MsLadyElly This fellow called Fred, Instead of a head, Had a turnip on top of his neck And the children would jeer, For he looked pretty queer, And the grown-ups would shout ‘bloody heck!’ Twas a troublesome sight, To go walking at night, And stumble upon the strange chap So to stem the surprise, In shocked onlookers eyes, Fred fashioned himself a large cap (...)

[graxxe]

Then he drove into town, But with his hat down, He couldn’t see where he was headed A terrible crash, Turned Fred’s head to mash, Yes, he was most certainly deaded The moral herein, Is that one cannot win, When ashamed of one’s natural quirks So parade them with pride, Never hide them inside, For fear of offending life’s jerks

[SpiderXxPirate]

This is great! Notice how he can demand the audiences' attention with a slight lift of the eyebrows :P So awesome

[myviperroom]

OMG!! i love this man!!!!!! *_*

It reminds me of Vincent Price narrating Tim Burton's short film "Vincent" :D

[LadyMacbeth1564]

LOVE this man ♥

[Siriusiana]

Thank you!