Religious Sh!t List

[Strangerinasland]

Man will never be able to truly understand shit.

[JCDHSCWD]

HA! LOVE IT!

[101796bg]

GO RASTAFARIANISM!!!!!!! GIANT SPAGHETTI MAN IS REAL SHUT UPP!!

[Mswordx23]

Belief in 2012 Apocalypse: The world is in deep shit!!

[KrisBlueNZ]

That video was The Shit!

[FeelingWreckless]

Thanks - that was some funny sh*t.

[ProudToBeNerdy]

the most awesome video since "charlie bit me".

[WalleWildberrie]

I have a shirt with some of these texts, it is AWESOME!!!!

[rgtjyj]

shit!

[stewie7griffin]

Wow, Satanists: SNEPPAH TIHS.

Methodists: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice.

These two actually made me laugh out loud and people stared at me. XD

[ChristYinsanity]

I laughed so hard I shit in my pants!

[amyray63]

Oh, for Primordial Ooze's sake! Lighten up! Its a satirical...a humorous musing. Why is it that those that are most devout & sure of their religion are the 1st to get angry & start protesting? FACT: All anger is fear-based. WHAT IS IT THAT MAKES PEOPLE WHO SEEM SO POSITIVE THAT THEIR "RELIGION" IS GOD'S WILL, CONSTANTLY AFRAID & DEFENSIVE..hmmm . Be quiet, relax & the best part, go to Heaven!

[ge3creed]

What about pastafarianism?

[MHD2200]

How good that you mentions Islam 3 times, and falsely doing so, but you discretely mentions Judaism in the end...

What a goddamn hypocrite.

You forgot to mention this in your stupid ass video:

Red Indianism: Why did we have to be treated as SHIT, Slaughtered like SHIT, robbed of our lands without being able to do SHIT.

or

Atheism: SHIT, shits itself from nowhere.

[Netwriter]

It just seems to be that islam offers way too much comical material to only limit it to one entry. Yes, you caught me, I hid the Jewish one amongst all the other ones. I see you found it so my effort, on the part of the Jews, was not successful.

I believe the best entry for "atheism" was posted by an early commenter: "I Don't Believe this Sh!t! Your entry fits better the story of a 6 day creation, where everything came from nowhere by magic. Let there be critters. Poof you got critters.

[MHD2200]

guess what, SHIT-man, then you gotta be a bit more fair about things. I know you're putting Islam up 3 times because theres a media hype around it, therefore more views..

And yes I surprisingly found it, the part about Judaism, im surprised you put it in your video to start off with, not for anything, but just shows that you are another 'Anti-muslim pro-jewish Atheist'...

You should remake the video and put My line in instead, about the shit shits itself, shows how you were born.

[Netwriter]

I am neither an atheist nor am I pro Jewish. I am pro tolerance and civilized conduct . All three abrahamic religions have been a curse to mankind.

How wonderful to hear these words of wisdom and love spew from a muslim, revealing his religion of peace, in all its glory.

I would suggest that you acquire an education about the human reproductive process. I think you've got it a little mixed up. Imagine that!

[MHD2200]

Whatever, Indian...

Just because we muslim fights for our rights and countries, doesnt mean we are evil like you are fed in with, and YOU should know better, for your lands were stolen long ago by the invaders. You must know how it feels. But I guess you have surrendered, so why bother.

My Religion is about peace, unless you keep attacking us. As simple as that.

[Netwriter]

The native american tribes dealt with the invasion of our land in different ways. Some fought to the bitter end, and many tribes were extinguished, some worked with what was dealt them. In the end it was live or die as the choice. At some point it is better to accept your situation and do the best with what you've got. To blame others for your own situation transfers personal responsibility. When are you going to let the past go and live your life without all the hate?

[MHD2200]

You have to understand that many people have suffered on the hands of western imperialism. They ran a savage war on every people they found if not they surrendered to them.

The Islamic empire has been too strong to be invaded untill the past 200 years where it began to weaken due to internal conflict and corruption, but the hope is still here, because we are 1,5 Billion people, and the muslim lands expands from west Africa to Europe and the Far east. We will raise it up again, the Nation.

[MHD2200]

And when we do, justice will roam the world again, also peace, that we had for 900 years in a row. That is why we are treated as shit, that is why we are forced to be separated, a once great and united nation of Islam now divided into borders and nationalism was planted to break the unity.

Thats why we are hated, because we seek to throw out the vil that came with the west and reestablish balance in the world.

[Netwriter]

Islamic justice is barbaric and biggotted. It is theocracy hell bent on taking over the world, free to cute off the heads of their opponents in the public square and our TVs. Followed by thesubgugation of women, living life in a bag to keep the good muslim males from raping them. Building a world where the arts are squelched and higher education is sparse.

Do us all a favor, make several of the muslim countries you are in control of, a "muslim utopia" before taking over the world, OK?

[MHD2200]

That is propaganda that you hear reflected like echo in the press mate. There are sites deliberately created to slander Islam, make it the enemy of people, when it is NOT!

The Muslims never wiped out any civilizations when they took over the new lands, in fact, they fought whomever fought them. We are not allowed to kill civilians nor burn trees nor kill animals in war. I doubt the Indian would have been treated like that by the Muslims if they had discovered America first.

[Akatam0t0ma]

"The Muslims never wiped out any civilizations"

Egypt, Spain, Iran, Byzantine empire, India, North Africa...

Islam, in it's first 100 years of existence has plundered every civilization from Spain to India by the sword. Seriously, it shows that Muslims are willfully ignorant of history and stupid, but what makes you think everyone else on the planet is as ignorant and stupid like you?

[MHD2200]

SHOW ME PROOF! I NEED Historic documents of Muslims wiping out civilizations when they conquered new land. SHOW ME. If you fail, and I know that you will, for there are no such things recorded in History, then Ill know you will rely on false documents or lies you have created yourself, but then you have already proven my point, and deceived yourself. Good luck.

[Akatam0t0ma]

"We are not allowed to kill civilians nor burn trees"

Yeah, right. Your own pedophile warlord whom you call "prophet" and his companions burned trees and murdered civilians. So please, don't try to insult my superior infidel intelligence by saying such blatantly false things, thinking that everyone is as dumb and willfully ignorant as you are.

[MHD2200]

Look at the rate of Pedophilia in your own country you prick, you godless sheep, you brainwashed peace of human trash. Who you calling a warlord and a pedophile? Mohammad is above your heads, all of you, he is the best man who ever lived, the greatest man!

Look at your own cities of all the rape and all the crime, all your drunk politicians, raping small thai boys, exploiting young girls all the time, while calling our prophet a pedophile? Go dig a whole, and put yourself in it.

[Akatam0t0ma]

Yes, your pedophile warlord human trash whom you call prophet is still a pedophile, regardless of what the pedophilia rate in other countries. The fact that all you have is irrelvant tu-quoques only serves to demonstrate how you cannot defend your holey pedophile from the accusers. Good job, professor.

[mad8london247]

@MHD2200:

A 56 year old man abusing an 8 year old girl?

Western Civilizations call it paedophilia.

Places like Saudi Arabia call it marriage.

[MHD2200]

And yes we are not allowed to kill civilians nor burn trees, but i guess you didnt know that, for you are living in a box, so try thinking beyond the box can you?

Besides, I would like to see LINKS from official history sites and documents to prove your claims about the muslims destroying civilisations. Untill then, your point is fucked up, just like your rotten brain.

[Akatam0t0ma]

Ohh, a follower of a pedophile warlord telling me to "think outside the box", how cute. A bit like a butcher lecturing about animal rights.

And what's the point providing you links? It's not like you are going to let reality get in the way of your worldview if I do provide them, so searching for these links will be a total waste of my time. Links with useful information are intended for people who care about reality, not for brain-dead drones like you.

[Akatam0t0ma]

No, the reason that you are hated is because you want to impose a global barbaric 7th century theocracy on the rest of the planet. Every bit of shit that comes towards your rotten religion is well deserved, after over 14,000 deadly terrorist attacks since 9/11 and countless other crimes throughout the history.

Take a bit of personal responsibility and look in the mirror before you blaming everyone else for your ills.

[MHD2200]

Akatoma, do not speak of things you are ignorant of.

Islam is the obvious enemy they want you to hate. You dont have enough knowledge about the situation, therefore you are not worthy of my time. if you are a Zionist, nevermind this, if you are an ordinary man who wants peace and freedom, and equality, get informed here(do a search):

The Protocols of The Learned Elders of Zion

[MHD2200]

Know your real enemies. Stop being fooled.

[Netwriter]

Yes I do understand. My ancestors were very near wiped from the face of the earth by Yahweh/Allah followers head strong to take the fantastic land on which we had lived in balance with the earth and the Creator. Our belief and rituals became against the law and those they did not kill with their steel and lead, they killed with their diseases. I can't do as you do, live, filled with hatred and wanting both revenge and some silly dream that it can go back to how it was in the 7th century.

[MHD2200]

Netty...

You fail to see the point here. What I mean in this And I dont wanna continue this insulting chain, because you and I know that it isnt worth the time. All I ask from you people is to realise the truth that, Islam is a threat to only 1 certain group of people and it is the Zionist controllers of your government and media, also the controllers of your economic organisations, and THEY want you to fight their wars. they treat you ordinary people like pets!

[Akatam0t0ma]

"...They ran a savage war on every people they found if not they surrendered to them."

Yeah, precisely what Muslims did when they came from Arabia, and precisely what you would do to all the world's infidels if you had the power to.

[dioseolo]

Your entry for atheism should actually be the creationism entry, where shit just pops out of nowhere because an invisible guy said so. You fail.

[MeiOckKaKaiToi]

Wiccanism

an it harm none, let shit happen !!!! LMFAO !!!!

as a wiccan i pissed my self at this love it very funny im going to use that with my m8

Blessings Be )O(

[FangFiftyFive]

You forgot atheism:

I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!

[pelemunch]

Athiesm:

Theres no such thing as this shit theres no proof!

[LordMalice6d9]

Atheism:

I don't believe in this shit!

Agnosticism:

There's no way to possibly know any of this shit!

Deism:

God exists... but he doesn't give a shit!

[Alterna123]

Native Americanism:

Shit happens kemo saba (not sure how thats said lol)

[Alterna123]

sabe?

[Alterna123]

Atheism:

Shit happens, and science proves it bitch! So don't question me!

Lol, this is funny.

(I am an atheist)

[Alterna123]

Atheism#2:

Shit explodes sometimes. No shit, Sherlock?

[Dwicker64]

Christians don't give a shit and they cover up their shit with more shit.

[ThaiboxerAikido]

Allah is the creator of the universe, and everything happens according to his will. Deal with it in hell if you are not interested.

[DEZZIELIGHTBULB007]

Dude, fabulious, brilliant, soul-seaking, deep, wonderful, magnificent, thought-provocing, neat, cool, hearty, healthy, happy, soulful, wiley, video!!!

Many thanks! ( gotta go, gotta watch it again)

[Rockster969]

You left out: Islam,if shit happans,take a hostage and,er,maybe cut his head off.

[zzyzx0788]

Lol brilliant

[Dstroyxxx]

Atheist....

I don't believe this shit!

[Alterna123]

I'm not sure if your making fun of atheism or not but that was funny

[junerune]

That is AWESOME!

[eTernaLBOWLING]

hahaahah rasta for the win!

[thickblkpa]

oh SHIT!!! LOL

[RogueZora]

FUCK YEAH.

[Evilanious]

funny shit, well done!

[djarm67]

lol

[fantasy0coach]

man that was some shit

[FactVsReligion]

It just brings all this shit together so well :)

[Mossasan]

Funny ^^

[TruthSurge]

saw this long ago. still funny.

[cain825]

Who gives a shit?

[TheBobcatChannel]

I have the Shit Happens poster in college. This video is funny as hell! I love it! (I'm a Catholic, by the way)

[ironjohnlad]

shit happens - funny !

[RoMMeL1337ak47]

don't forget

misanthropes

humanity is shit

xD

[politicoochie09]

Holy Shit!

[AtheistrEvolutionist]

Atheist

I don't believe that shit could happen.

You have no evidence that shit ever happened.

Extraordinary shit requires extraordinary evidence.

[livemummys]

..what a wonderfull shit list

amen

[TheSchmuckLook]

Fantastic Fun with Feces!!! I would not ELIMINATE any of it!! In fact, I nearly EVACUATED with laughter. To repeat what so many have already said---GOOD SHIT!!! Thank you for sharing this. Peace.

[Ercular]

I've seen this shit on a poster...

Taoism - What is the sound of shit happening?

Agnosticism - What is this shit?

Atheism - I don't believe this shit.

And one of my own:

Fatalist Christianity - At rapture, this shit's going down.

[TheFartoholic]

Haha. That's some good shit.

[erehwon80]

Good shit Netwriter. A welcome relief from the study I am avoiding...

[mdiem]

good shit!

[alianchild]

Most awesome shit!!!

[SIGScienceISGod]

Hahaha Great.

[hellshade2]

btw nice music choice with the beck

[hellshade2]

i just have to say that was some awesome shit! ;)

[dewonthegrass]

I laughed, and laughed, and laughed...

Thank you.

[madamezora7]

Helenism- "As shit is above, so below"

Jainism- "Don't hurt that shit"

Franciscan monk- "I'm not saying shit"

Buddhist monk- "We are one with shit"

Gnostic- "I know shit"

Dominionist- "This shit is ending soon!"

lolol, 5*s and favorited

[Gruegirl]

you forgot pastafarianism

Pasta happens.

[theshredator]

"Pasta happens."

Haha, not bad. That would make a nice bumper sticker.

[johnnyk2112]

I/m gonna smoke some shit now!

[ContinuumXT]

Advaita vedanta / non-dualisme:

The shit is one.

Creationist apologetics:

The shit is bananas! B.A.N.A.N.A.S

[theshredator]

haha, how about this one:

Creationist: Look how gracefully this shit fits into my hands and mouth.

[ContinuumXT]

Lol,

nasty and dubious.

[ChurchofSciencology]

Hot Shit! Jeff Beck.....

[LordTerror14]

Nice I have a T-shirt that says the same stuff... I bought it in Canada.

[Paxmax]

bwahhaaha!! very good vid (it's THE shit!)

[theshredator]

Pastafarianism: This shit's delicious.

[ContinuumXT]

Lol.

It's the only religion that serves mankind.

[AncientLie]

Good stuff Netwriter.

[AntiAntagonizing]

ths here is some good shit

[Surathan]

YouTubism: DMCA that shit.

YouTubism: Feature that shit.

YouTubism: Favorite that shit.

YouTubism: False Flag that shit.

YouTubism: Viral that shit.

[TheRedneckAtheist]

That is a whole lotta shit!

[daddyrizla]

One of the best videos on youtube.

[ExGileadMissionary]

Funny Shit! (I'm a former Jehovah's Witness)

[TheRedneckAtheist]

+1 from one former JW to another!

[itsbizbuz]

That shit is too funny, Faved ! ^__^

[Feredir28]

Holy Shit, this was brilliant.

[Creationsofmyown]

shit yeah it was

[MrKrov]

Shit. I don't have a clever comment.

[jdf088]

Materialism = I need some new shit

[Nutcasenightmare]

Lol, I have a poster with (some of) these sayings! Did you make up the other ones? (Like Commercialism-Let's Package This Shit?)

BTW, the poster I had has "Atheism - I Don't Believe This Shit" written on it. I don't know why it was left out of this video, though. (Yeah, it's not a religion, but neither is capitalism or communism)

-----

Lol Filter W*rds option.

[Stead3111]

Atheism: Tired of your shit.

For Nihilism, I would have wrote: "Don't give a shit"

[heybishop]

Brilliant!

[qpwnsall]

good shit

[RavenBlaze]

pastafariansim: his noodly appendage is on this shit.

[Vogter2100]

RTOFL :) Great.

[rednecktrucker1969]

I was going to offer up and Atheist one but then I remembered, its not a religion!

[JimTL1000R]

Athiesm: We are trying to survive with your shit! LOL

[vision4DaY]

or " lack of believe on transcendent shit"

or it could have been in the end and say" atheist: we don't believe in none of shit".

[comingatchu]

Gardenerism:

Get a load of this shit!

[hal2017]

Holy shit!

[Phsymorph]

Atheism: Religion is bullshit ^^

[ahshar2]

i loved that shit .

[themanofearth]

5 stars and faved!

Good job!

[torib5k1]

shity shity bang bang

[bradreed]

nice

[Ansonidak]

That was some good shit.

BTW 5 stars

[1Weemaryanne]

Atheism: I don't believe this shit.

[SuperTwit]

Holy shit!

[Gnug215]

Agnosticism:

I don't know shit.

Atheism:

Ain't no shit.

Astrology:

It's planets and shit...

YECism:

Shit is only 6,000 years old.

[Gnug215]

Intelligent design:

Irreducible shit; someone must have made it!

Sikh:

This is some Sikh shit!

Jedi-ism(?)

The Force is the shit!

Comfortism:

Bananas are the shit!

[Sav3TheWorld]

lol wicked lolz dude. *thumbs*

[crimthann86]

Lutheran: "don't talk about it"... well that's pegged prettty accurately.. now I need to go take a shit, but I won't talk about it.

[Draugo]

It's like you knew Jack Schitt

[ChozoBoy]

What is this shit?

[messiahjonz]

You must be shitting us!

[Mackaframmalamma]

well done

[WizardJim]

That's some good shit.

[yo1o2eggs]

lol

This is funny shit!

[SuperFlyNB]

Music Sounds "Zappaish"

[eurabio]

who plays that music?

[deauvillimus]

@eurabio: "who plays that music?"

Shit, good question.

Who does?

Does anybody know? Maybe Netwriter?

[LoriMac1974]

It's by Jeff Beck. It's called "You know what I mean". it's on his "Blow by Blow" album.

[eurabio]

Cool, thanks

[Sarge084]

Holy shit!

[ctastrophe]

That Native American at the end was thinking, "The White Man took all our shit."

[Atrocitas6]

Lulz!

[bfgoodrik]

I meant it to me 5 star.

[ILYIAB]

Shit is born again!

[Fordi]

Apathism:

Who cares about this shit?