Bush's Dinner Jokes - New York Post

[ah02797]

such an airhead

[lancelogan]

He's drunk.

[TheDeaBunker]

Miserable failure

[Vaeviktis]

If his full name didn't end with 'Bush', this guy would be a struggling janitor.

[JcWongAndCompany]

I thought he was the joke.

[hutchinson1995]

fail as a person

[VARGAS757]

bush was a good president ... look wat happen wen he got in office befor u speak ..and if u speak about the war rember 9/11

[miles3621]

@VARGAS757 9/11 is not what mad bush a bad president. it was him telling lies to start the war in iraq. thats what made him a bad president. how many americans lost their lives in the iraq campaign where we gained nothing from going into.

[zip68]

Bush doesnt need to joke, he is a joke.

[zip68]

Bush doesnt need to joke, he s already a joke.

[seennlisten]

thats how u get to the heavenly power, joking n sarcasming your way to the top cause that scare people :)

[shackle5]

911 inside job. NANO THERMITE.

[AkiraFollower]

Bush is a puppet to take the blame for the real people responsible, and next it will be obama.

[solidysnake1]

an inspiration..if he can become president. There's nothing in my way :P

[dancingDan93]

Honestly the man was president for eight years how dumb can he be I mean clearly he's doing something right so everyone out the can rip into him all you want the man did a good job with crappy circumstances I can't imagine any of those people making fun of him and saying he's dumb doing a better job running a country as influence as the United States of America.

[vgcq02]

I f'ing hate this asshole. But those remarks were funny

[MrPilleMcCoy]

o come on he´s only human!

stop chatting about his mistakes there are a lot more stupid people around the world too!!

[platinumsalamander]

@MrPilleMcCoy "he is only human"? u think it's ok for a president to be an average joe? he should be experienced, diplomatic, and SMART AS A WHIP. i'm gonna go do more research on how this guy got elected twice because every time i see him i just can't believe it.

[MrPilleMcCoy]

@platinumsalamander you´re right. But this was in the past. I hate him too but instead of making him down we could use our time to do something to make the mistakes he did right.

We had Hitler, and we make jokes about him all the time!

(ok, that was no good simile^^ sry)

[RasMajnouni]

If the shoe fits, throw it at him!!The man didn't take himself seriously so why should you?If the Messiah had to run for office 18 months, take it on the chin & grin,even if he won the Presidency around 49% of American would not accept him & bitch for 4 years.Isn't assumed that Americans want to look askance at the President from the 100th day?I didn't vote for Bush,but I'm not American either.The Dead Kennedy's just chased tail in the White House.

[educate1self]

@RasMajnouni

Its worrying that after showing the world how much of a braindead, soulless beady eyed little man he was, 51% of Americans voted him back in.

Coming from anyone else that might have been funny. But something inside me resists this little pricks attempt to make me laugh. Which isnt hard. It wasnt Barack Obama that made me realise anybody can be President of the United States. It was this fart in a trance.

[comeonewtf]

He does a better job of being laughed at

[dominicpodom]

Haha. I hate Bush but I have to admit that this was funny

[kamiakin22]

Funny but true

[ocboy188]

this was a great attempt to impersonate Steve Bridges! Nice impersonation George! :)

[armedforliberty]

My favorite Jewish name - Ovensmoker.

[P4brains]

thats not funny man.

[jbbrake]

Dubya's lame attempts at comedy fell flat. He's only funny when he's trying to be serious. Then we got the Bushisms. Worst President ever!

[minimacca999]

how is that not funny he totally rinsed all three candidates in about 2 lines

[StandardofPurity]

That was fucking retarded

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

Watch out Larry the Cable Guy! There's a new comedian in town!

[BallinNQnz]

Bush sounds drunk here LOL

[fauldsalek]

haha bush is so stupid

[irkiIIer]

oooo sniper fire because of what clinton said about bosnia. LOL he scored one there.

[platinumsalamander]

@irkiIIer trust me on this, he didn't think of the jokes himself.

[Displaysac90]

Sniper fire?

[Jdhty1916]

Check out

YouTube/DDRoyal/Monica&Bill

[oraganic1]

W. is the real joke.

[mrcuteblackie]

how can we ever be sure the food labeled organic in the shops is organic?

[rackobama61]

I hate his policies...

But I do love his jokes.:)

[FLuffeeFreak]

Im so happy i can stop saying Bush IS a shitty prez and start sayin Bush WAS a shitty prez. Obama all the way.

[msr5]

Why dont muslims just stay in the desert?

[rolyan3]

The same reason Jews don't stay in ovens, and coloreds don't stay in cotton fields. Which is probably because the world is somewhat more rid of bigoted assholes. You should probably look into it.

[goldenera2]

you're a fag. muslims are better than scum like you. they saved my life you piece of shit.

[KSJKO]

The jokes were pretty offensive. fuck you bush

[pyrochemists]

the candidates got burned, by the man who is at the end of many jokes...ouch

[SuperAfggirl]

bush, u are sooooooooo ugly:D

[thatwassolastweek1]

lol clever jokes from an idiot. i'll give give him a little more respect now.

[Mewtario]

"Senator Clinton couldn't get into the building because of sniper fire, and Senator Obama's at church."

That was absolutely cynical! XD

[87ramasaurus]

FUCK U ASS FACE FUCK U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[deedundone]

no but he's cool he is an american presedent

[dyrsten]

So dry, happy this man is out of the picture.

[JReyes123]

fuck you, we had jobs when he was president

[JudgeJamal]

Sodomizing Muslims isn't a job, now get back in you trailer and fuck your sister. Oh, maybe you haven't noticed but we are at war right now, so shut the fuck up and support your president or leave my country. Fag!

[jyu484]

regardless of who became president you still would not have a job lol

[deedundone]

no but he's cool he is an american presedent

[arkproduct]

the guy was degraded, for dick and alike. I was upset when I saw the damage on his ego, year by year for the greed and oil money of many.

[KidsTrax]

"Mccain actually tried to get here, he even flew the plane himself, unfortunately it crashed and we can't find him anywhere."

[Stebbiegg]

What a fucking LEGEND !!!

[bloodpudding66]

Hells yeah!

Just like Hitler!

[benedril100]

haha, if only he had as much delievery as when he was trying to be serious he could really make a career out of it

[txtitan20]

Thank Bush for killing thousands of our troops in a senseless war, a phony Mission Accomplished celebration and destroying the worlds most dominant economy......He should drink a gallon of bleach

[b1randon12]

@txtitan20 Im glad I got to go to Iraq and Afghan...thanks Bush! Love ya!

[SoontobeUSMC1]

HAHAHAHAH!

[Tatarraan]

*claps hands* MONKEY!!! HAHAHHAAHAHAAH

[antonimbret]

obama is at church hahahahahhahahhahhahaa someone please tell me they get that joke cause there are two meanings to it

[grudgekeeper]

ahhhahahhaha i get it .. it get it.. yea

first joke is ofcorse about Rev Wright..

Second one is Obama was preying McCain would pick a clueless out of touch country girl as his vice president that would loose the election for him ..

ahhahahhahahhahahaa.

[Rasheek718]

do explain

[antonimbret]

lol 1 he grew up in a church and 2 no body is sure if he's Christian

[camarossl454]

go play with your caw

[Silverforeskin]

America must have released a big dump after his stepdown.

[Faygo069]

he has such great personality. i bet he's a fun guy to talk to.

[grudgekeeper]

yea faygo.. just make sure you bring crayons and a juice box and you will be all set.

[Faygo069]

oh ok, grudgekeeper. How 'bout you become president? Easy for you to insult his intelligence when you wouldn't have the capacity to do the simplest tasks of the president.

[grudgekeeper]

Faygo, That was a real thought out post. Its not about weather i or you can do a better job. Its about electing someone that can. He was an idiot, he was in a job that was way over his head. You have to have a better defence for Bush then can you do a better job. Its the presidency, and to be honest, i think i could have done a better job.

[Faygo069]

What made him an idiot? Did he really make every single decision? I just can't believe a whole country would allow a single person to have control over every decision that was made. Even where I work any suggestion I make needs to go through a whole committee before it can get approved.

[grudgekeeper]

Yea it has to go through a whole committee and someone somewhere is the final word. That man for the country was Bush. At my job if one of the employees have an idea they bring it to the section lead, the section lead brings it to the shift supervisor, the shift supervisor brings it to me. I speak about with the shift supervisors to brain storm the idea and i make the final decision. One man always makes the final decision, and so did Bush.

[Faygo069]

Point is, we are all at fault for our tragedies and greed, and what have you. If you can pass all that work down the line and no one opposes it or finds flaw, then how can you blame one person if that thing that was approved fails? Do you blame the person who put the final stamp of approval on it? Or do you blame everyone who approved along with him?

[grudgekeeper]

The ultimate blame goes on the final stamp of approval. His job is to objectively pursue the best solution with unlimited resources. No president will be perfect, they will all make mistakes, but they must all own up to both their successes and failures.

[chadgresham]

Do you think Hitler had a committee?

[Faygo069]

Comparing our last president and our time with hitler would not make sense at all. oh well, you guys won't like bush for reasons i bet you don't even fully understand but the same will probably be said with obama and different people. I guess half the country will always be in disagreement with one another.

[RevWrightisRight]

What a sicko Racist!

[bob7399162]

disgy

[crayton2004]

WELL AT LEAST HE MADE THOSE JOKES RIGHT..MAYBE TOOK HIM 5 YEARS OR MORE TO THINK THEM UP BUT HEY THAT was FUNNY!!

[Malakayah]

lol WHY CAN'T UP TIGHT TEA BAGGING REPUBEICANS GET THIS..IT IS SO FUNNY...BUAHH " I HOPE YOUR KIDNEY FAILS" PRICELESS WANDA SYKES

DEMOCRATS RULEZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[emta1497]

George is/was such an idiot. I am way to pleased that America elected Obama.

[Nightransom]

I hate bush... but give credit where its due. that shit was funny.

[jaydog89]

he looks akward and embarrased, suppose its hard when your the most hated man in the world

[kamerian23]

Dude Bush owned half the slave population he bout to die. aint no long live Bush!!haha

[kamerian23]

Man he wasnt funny at all! Obama is awesome!!

[Sunray2live]

Waow Obama is the man !

[beep2tehcar]

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[SushiArmee]

fuck u bush

[kimberlyrule]

Bush is as a person full of humor and I like him as a person but sorry I am FOR Obama and was against Bush from the beginning as a PRESIDENT, but I think he is very appreciated as a friend among his friends and family.

[Reqrezentin]

I've got to admit the sniper fire one was kinda alright.

[Reqrezentin]

Pathetic Loser! Nothing compared to the Comedian-in Chief.

[The4thbranche]

so good that he's not there anymore, GoBama!!!

[SalesmanJohn]

LOL. Jesus you're an idiot.

[Rijndael80]

Sore Losers...

[flyingpig319]

These jokes are not at all funny or intelligent when compared to President Obama's...

[EllaChase]

Who gives a fuck who's funnier, i'm more interested in who's more corrupt and honestly I can't say. It's a complete toss-up between the two.

[flyingpig319]

What the hell are you talking about? Bush tortured people, wiretapped, took us to war for no reason, turned the world against us, started a worldwide recession, and lied about it all. What has Obama done?

[EllaChase]

First off this worldwide recession was due to the bankers, second off Obama has continued the unwarranted wiretapping, the Patriot Act could of been relinquished by him, but he has NOT done it. He's expanding Government at a all time rate, since he's been in office, the Gov has the auto industry, the banking instiutions, and now there is an act called the CYBER SECURITY ACT of 2009. Which is going to make the White House the only authority on the internet.

[bonethug67]

Man whatever guys. Bush is the worst president in history and this is a conclusive opinion amongst majority of historians. He took a stable large surplusing economy and put it into the largest debt we've seen. He has crumbled our national security by keeping our dependence on oil. And has ruined our standing in the world as a leader. . .

[kurziieee]

yea he done fucked the states up

[EllaChase]

Man whatever thug, and this new President is continuing exactly what the BUsh haters, hated him most for. Patriot Act, the war, overtaxation, elitism, fearmongering, selling us out, i.e. Chrysler being sold to Fiat. He even wants to police the internet, look up "CYBER SECURITY ACT of 2009" OB has expanded government control with laws that BUSH setup for him just before he left office. TARP, Bailout etc. He's just a part of the real leaders puzzle.

[killiandanger]

this is true but i think its funny how many people freak out that obama wants more gun control yet were fine with the patriot act "keep your guns but we take some freedom"

[EllaChase]

And that exactly what i'm talking about. By taking either the left or right side of issues means you let yourself be pulled into the bullshit. I totally agree with your statement.

[brtrep13]

Bush has kept this country safe for the last 8 yrs. Yes he made some serious mistakes about the economy with the first bailout, however, Obama has extended that deficit to 10 trillion dollars. That's not Bush's fault. Bush was a good president. He did make mistakes but he is human, they tend to do that quite a bit

[ilovesteelydan]

What the hell are you drinking? Obama inherited a massive deficit from bush, and that's not bushes fault?? And as for being safer, someone must have slipped something into your root beer. Because of the illegal torture they approved, the danger for Americans overseas is greater than ever.

[brtrep13]

First of all, I have already mentioned that the first bailout was a big mistake, if you could read then you would have figured that out when you read my comment. Also, nobody broke the law in the bush administration by waterboarding or any other form of enhanced interrigation. Even members of the Democrat party including Pelosi and many others allowed it to happen. So if you say that they broke the law, then all of the others who supported it too should be prosecuted too and put in jail

[EllaChase]

Hey Steely, watch the Video called' The Obama deception if you want to see the truth about both Presidents that you just mentioned. and try and prove it wrong.

[dexcatts]

Remember that Bush ignored Clinton reports of an impending attack on the states. Bush brought our deficit from 4.5 trillion in 2001 to 8.7 trillion in 08. Bush lied about weapons of mass destruction. Bush pass the patriot act erroding personal freedom, neo-cons bitch so much about. Bush made the world hostile to Americans. Bush's incompetency has killed 4,500 troops and thoudands in New Orleans. ITS ALL HIS FAULT. STOP WATCHING FOX.

[EllaChase]

and now some troubling news from someone who follows neither side, Obamas Tax plan will take money from us for years, Obama could have but didn't relinquish the PATRIOT ACT. Obama has sent MORE troops over to the mideast despite saying he will bring them home. OBAMA in letting the FED print more money, made the value of the dollar go down, therefore negating his supposed tax cuts, and even better he wants to Police the internet with the CYBER SECURITY ACT of 2009.

[EllaChase]

and thats not even mention his flagrant take over of the US banking institution that is already controled by the Federal reserve, or the fact that he sold Chrysler to Italy, or the fact that he continues to fearmonger in 3 months more than DICKHEAD BUSH ever did. i.e.Flu 'pandemic', his promotion of the war( yes he promotes the war), and best of all he wants even more money for it, 98 Billion. and he also hasn't relinquished unwarranted wirettapping. Yes he's some CHANGE. LEFT vs. Right, =BS

[EllaChase]

You better wake up son and realize this is much bigger than the LEFT vs. RIGHT agenda, you idiots on both sides need to let go or your need to have a side in the first place, and start looking and realizing the FACT. That the corruption is on both sides, and they say they disagree but yet they still continue the same policies. Forget on holding on to what you WANT to believe, and grab ahold of what is actually TRUE. Beliefs don't mean anything without the truth to back them.

[brtrep13]

Oh I know, it's always Bush's fault. He caused Katrina, he caused the terriorists attacks, Bush caused the world to hate us. i hate idiots like you. Your messiah is going to solve all of the problems right? He is the Great Obama. He is only destroying our economy, weakening our national defense, and pretty much destroying America, but that's ok isn't it?

[crankywanks5]

Yes, it's lovely, thank you. And, waiter, may I have the check?

[pwnageprata]

cool guy, shitty president

[tacomang]

yep, not fit to be a president

[VirginiaTagz]

I guess it was a good joke if you believe what fox news tells you... but i find it particularly funny that his best jokes are self deprecating

[ManicMuppets]

ugh so glad this guy is hiding somewhere in shame

[DrSoranj]

He was good person and did his best. Sure, people aren't so happy with some things he did, but could they do better themselves?

[MansfieldMan109]

You need to e thankful for all that President Bush did to defend this country after 9-11-01.Something that your little puppet obama is lacking on.If we are attacked again it will be obama's fault.

[CharismaticRecluse]

Do I also need to be thankful for the FUCKING RECESSION that he caused? what about the BLUNDER in IRAQ? what about HURRICANE KATRINA? should i be thankful of how he defended us ON 9/11? it was on HIS watch? get your facts str8 and stop listening to limbaugh and them because they pander to STUPID ignorant piece of shit conservatives like you who want to believe that bush "kept us safe"... bullshit b/c of guantanamo we've CREATED MORE terrorists. so suck that you dumb ignorant wingnut puppet.

[MansfieldMan109]

Oh yeah I forgot.President Bush had a hurricane machine wich he used to create Hurricane Katrina and he steered it right into New Orleans because he is just plain racist.But you think Conservatives are idiots.Stop watching CNN.and MSNBC.

[CharismaticRecluse]

CONSERVATIVES ARE IDIOTS. there's no liberal media. there's the MEDIA, and then theres FOX news which lies to its mentally disabled viewers (that includes YOU) and he didn't handle anything right not the economy not katrina with the REACTiON to it thats what I was talking about you fucking moron not the hurricane itself see this is what I would expect from someone who watches fox all day and thinks he knows something. go back to repeating hannity's talking points you faggot right wing bitch

[montydarryl]

Yes, anyone could've done a better job leading our country compared to the mismanagement and lies of bush/cheney.

bush was anything BUT a good person, if that was "his best", his best wasn't good enough.

Based on his lies to America about the need for war in Iraq, he should stand trial for treason against America and war crimes against humanity.

Thankfully this douchebag is gone and thanks to that asshole, the GOP is crumbling to dust.

[avid00gamer]

"Sure, people aren't so happy with some things he did, but could they do better themselves?"

My dog could have done a better job. An 11 yrs old kid could have done a better job.

U call urself a Dr. ? Ur education has been worthless. Its a shame.

[Staples3Z]

9/11 happened under his watch! anyone who blames Clinton is dumbshit he did try - tried and failed - but at least he tried. no iraq or afghan invasion was necessary. Bush is the greatest dumbshit ever, left our environment in the shitter, and left us to choose between a potential Muslim, or someone who wants to drill our way to global warming and a great depression, and get into another Cold War. go to hell W.!

[SatanicOccultGovt]

he's not dumb. he stuck to a plan and succeeded these 8 years.

and to hell with us all.

[CrimMolt]

so because clinton passed over the information about iraq and so on that makes bush a moron?

[flugtug08]

Obama Is not a Muslim he is from Kansas for fucks sake. Not only that who give a fuck if he was. Muslims are not evil Extremist and muhadjihen are. wake up and smell the roses ya dumb shit, bush set 9/11 up and made the muslim world and enemy because the are sitting on the worlds oil. you fuckin nut bag

[Grantdan88]

The Guy wasnt a great president.

But i dont think that means hes a bad person

he seems like an ok guy

one thing i think we can all look foward to is when he comes on The Daily Show in a year or two

[PrezLeefun]

I'm not Bush's biggest fan but that was funny. He has a good sense of humor. Always had.

[drdunn90]

I can't wait to see what it's going to be like with hillary in office. The people will get just what they deserve.

[gooygoop]

uh huh... sure the people will...

[krazyazzboxer]

rotflmao

[FrostPegasus]

I hate the guy, I hate what he's done, and I hate his policies, but this was funny. :-p

[imnotcris]

A stupid dock and a bunch of ass-kissers, this is what the meeting is all about

[aintblowinsmoke]

You mind numbed robots that follow the liberal media are ignorant to how well the President has done his job! Bill Clinton left Bush growing inflation and Osama Bin Laden, we haven't been hit since 9/11, have we? Clinton got the U.S. hit at least three times, the Cole, U.S. embassy, and the ground floors of the World Trade Center and did nothing about it! You pussies!

[segrektube]

idiot

[tovilovan]

yep

[simon6071]

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[edmony]

that man is a genius!!! one day he'll make sure that humans and fish can co-exist peacefully.

[Avizzv92]

His Reading in General is Pathetic...

[Perrorist]

Reading someone else's jokes - pathetic.

[tessiebearkid]

bahaha it's funny because he wouldn't have even written that.

[Avizzv92]

He's Funnier when he's trying to act intelligent...