Crazy crouch tackle and get red card

[Matty6660]

It looks like a... giraffe...

[Miczko15]

crouch is fucking dumb shit

[jawdi5]

Drop Kick practice 

[teddypicker12345]

Must have been the wind.

[sc077tube]

lmfao. clean challenge.

[Cocaine8711]

I saw a giraffe being born.

[MrLauJohnnieDepp]

he is shame for liverpool

[TheHannesbjarni]

he's too tall to tackle somebody ?!

[Blink182slash]

LOL he even missed the player, what a idiot...

[DevinHades]

So that is how Ostriches attack their prey.

[Tiyong55]

THAT TACKLE WAS WORLD CLASS. LOLLOL

[FunnyVids404]

thats a straight redd!

[eightlhadj]

hahaha OMG

[speshmesh]

cant make the big man pissy

[OstrichLover202]

Too many jokes can be made.

[vkitet]

ROTFLMAOL!!

[TheBenjcarew]

ha ha



[Dunphy6000]

that's a strikers challenge if I ever saw one

[MrStfupls]

thats why they put barriers around giraffes at the zoo........

[iAMScootaG]

he looks like a fucking gazelle

[rajatkharb]

crouch doesn't even look like footballer., He looks like some high jumper.,

[LFCEOIN]

even i thought that was bad

[gellhorn95]

I can see why stoke bought him...

[MrBaldster]

Looked like he enjoyed that. xD

[Paj081]

baby giraffe :)

[ballymenaSHAM]

omg

[TheDudeRob1]

drama queen dive.

[BeHappyEnjoyLife]

If Crouch were any thinner he wouldnt exist.

[S3fR0]

lancy twat

[2011FCLiverpool]

imagine if he played american football

[fat878boy]

HE HAS A NICE NAME

[maarc3D]

it didnt do thatmuch damage, but yeah, that was a definite drop kick

[theburstedhemorriods]

have you seen her ? she's pretty hot maybe peter's wedding tackle is in proportion to his height

[SwannytrixZ17]

I'm sorry, but that's not a tackle. It's a really poor drop kick

[FifaLordEd]

Great now i have to find dazzzdelux's comment!

[vodkanpilsrs99]

ahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

[9gga1]

he looks like a clown on the pitch, he got no style : S

[mjlew42]

Crouch is one of the goofiest, and ugliest humans of the last 200 year. I'm including all the clef pallets in calcutta

[theburstedhemorriods]

@mjlew42 i wonder does is missus think the same

[mjlew42]

@theburstedhemorriods

She looks at his Bank account when she gets those severe cases of "Buyers remorse"

[igotscamed1]

crouch is such a poor player

[Conwajjjj17]

yeah thats a red card. 

[TehBrightSide]

OHHHH THE GUY CROUCH... i thought it's that guy's ... nevermind.

[adz88888]

He got red for the most uneffective tackle ever

[spkyt]

he get red card because his crazy tackle can kill. kung fu tackle. hahaha...

[batrama310]

I didn't know Stephen Merchant played futbol!

and that was the obvious joke of the day, thank you.

[Terrystearsatlfc]

@batrama310 That...that...that was myy joke!

[IzPk]

What a ugly bastard.

[SempreInterNelCuore]

This is actually crazy!

[Emecepola]

OMG what the fuck did he tried to do....... xD my father loves this guy....

[wackyboy77]

He slide tackles funny :D

[anthonyblyth87]

he's just shit. everything he does is clumsy. if he wasnt 15 feet tall he'd be working in greggs. mong

[c0rse]

@anthonyblyth87 He's so awkward to watch sometimes, if he couldn't head the ball like he does he wouldn't have gotten anywhere

[iiJaBeRz]

haha fuck me thats bad

[yareen80]

he is the lankiest mother fucker alive...

[fookfocketyfookfook]

About as dangerous and impactful as throwing a couple of celery sticks at someone

[raptillionaire]

@fookfocketyfookfook you made my day HAHAHAHA

[BlackOPZL96A1KING]

@fookfocketyfookfook that made my day :)

[aserbula]

@fookfocketyfookfook

I agree, BUT it's the intention that counts, not the result of the tackle, and he was nowhere near the ball, jumping like an animal, pretty stupid if you ask me

[TheZombiespwn]

DROP KICK!

[REWTASW]

continuously press 8 for extremely gay moment

[Blink182slash]

LMAO this is soooo funny

[formalcreeper]

hold down 7 levertation hump

[dazzzdelux]

i'd have kicked his fuckin head in if he did that to me

[AdamjHumphreys]

@dazzzdelux good luck getting your foot that high.

[TomWWFC99]

A Mentally Challenged Giraffe...he's good at what he does!

[Adschi2010]

PRESS 7.

[iTsRenno]

@ManFanUtd I'm a United fan too, but it's LOSER, not looser... so you fail boy.

[iTsRenno]

@ManFanUtd what the fuck lol?!

[ManFanUtd]

@iTsRenno never mind

[BROWNIE04URZ32]

everybody is kung-fu fighting..

[Slipknotrule1985]

Crouch is a freak

[PiponHabbo]

0:15 ¿Gay? LOL!

[KaseyLullaby]

no racist comment? LOL!

[drannick1996]

Crouch is dog

[KurtBatu]

Like a gay.

[mvsc1101]

so if i was that tall does that mean i can also play pro?

[DiablowEspada57]

dumbass

[TinkyTurnip22]

@nikkorockify Oh haha, it's painful as fuck though on Futsal pitches:L 

[YourSoccerNews]

As soon as crouch got sent off everyone in liverpool was relieved...

[W0NDIN]

lanky cunt

[TinkyTurnip22]

@nikkorockify Did you get a yellow card then? You're not supposed to slide tackle in Futsal, right? :p

[theretrogamerno1]

Do the robot now ha go Chelsea!

[8mrkoolkid]

wtf tht wassz funny

[hobbohippy2]

6ft7 inches of pure stick

[DanielBrownFootball]

Mentality challenged giraffe

[weefeatures]

6ft7 inches of pure muscle

[franklooi96]

0:14 Crouch got kicked in the crouch

[syzeone71]

You know what I don't get? Why would a striker, especially a tall on like Crouch, attempt to tackle a player. Leave that to the defenders mate.

[mancity815]

hes only good for basketball

[MisterLuba]

It doen't matter what Crouch does, it always looks ridicoulus :D

[hqqed]

its not abt the impact, its abt the level of danger!

[paultheginge]

i went that game and i didnt realise the tackle was that bad

[16scatman]

pause at 0:13 he almost didin't touch him!

[andrew123coxta]

a clear send off

[daeganjw]

Why did he question the ref? It was a definate red

[Andrestyourself]

karate kid !!

[agolunda]

Hate this bastard.. unfair and arogant player

[hunkyjelly]

fuck hes a lanky bastard

[LWE112]

ohh shit....that lanky piece of fuck

[AlienVSPredater]

Here kids,A baby giraffe pouncing on it's prey.

[brightlights456X]

@AlienVSPredater

Why copy the same comment below you?

[AlienVSPredater]

@brightlights456X Why did he copy it off the person who had it on top comments 2 weeks ago?

[brightlights456X]

@AlienVSPredater

I like your YT name.

[AlienVSPredater]

@brightlights456X Yeah,fuck off.

[brightlights456X]

@AlienVSPredater

Why are you so mean. You need a girlfriend to tame the bitch in you!

[TGSaog]

See kids.. A giraffe launching for its prey!



[ellbo2]

@TGSaog lool. I loved that!

[TheHDillusions]

@TGSaog lmaooooooo killin me

[MrBadboy0083]

@TGSaog HAHAHHAHAHhahahahahHAHhaha 

[MrJohnnyLeith]

Fucking Mongoloid.

[orandytv99]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooll looooooooooooool look at him fly

[Adiakite8]

That should be a Purple instead of Red! :D

[paddyss1]

If you tackle like that and get a red card, you should at least hit him.

[MeDxVenomz]

haha crouch is thinking i got rabbies bitch!

[oooorya]

With Tackles Like That He Will Fit In At Stoke!

Come On Stoke!

[theonlyone720]

kung-fu panda!

[DannyBoySmith1993]

What would Crouch be if he wasn't a footballer? A virgin.

[TrueClue]

@DannyBoySmith1993 but he is a virgin

[hanginghimself]

@DannyBoySmith1993 Crouchys own joke

[sirmoglok]

@DannyBoySmith1993 ...?

[ihussain81]

@DannyBoySmith1993 your so fucking right mate, the ugly fucker would've probably come on jeremy kyle for shagging his sister

[sejeal]

Crouch : LIVERPOOL!!!!

[MahathirMH]

0:11 BACK HEEL TO THE NUTs.

[dafullysik1]

He clearly got the ball

[preston2009bigtings]

cunt

[Sneakz4Weekz17]

what a klutz 

[janik1778]

вахахахахаха

[gunny0488]

spastic

[Dillerbas]

This might be the best tackle I've ever seen. PLEASE come back to Liverpool mate. We need your long legs in the box!

[Clubpenguinfan2489]

lol this is the worst tackle i have ever seen

[HitmanUK360]

Hahaha, I remember watching that Live and laughing my ass off. By the way, I'm a Liverpool fan.

[thisisCHOPZZ]

Crouch tryin' to pull double leg scissors takedown. Go search Ryo Chonan vs. Anderson Silva

[MrAmicobello]

lanki lol!!!!

[chuydrum1]

He looks like the Pink Panther.

[johnmilo117]

Couch, you're shit anyway. Get off the field.

[rvalladares7]

totally misread the title

[MrNusecus]

Personally i've never liked crouch, which is why I wished he had stayed at Tottenham, in the reserves, so I wouldn't have to watch him...

[044chris]

If you look closely.... really closely... youll see crouch won the ball... fair tackle!

[LukeSarazine]

Hahaha CROUCHY!!!!!

[newman447]

Fuckin Cheese String

[TheFakka1]

He doesn't know his own length!

[Strender]

what he fuck, peter?

[Avatar2397]

Crouch is a lank bastard, he has the physique and height of an NBA play he should go play basket ball...

[123harryn]

@Avatar2397 definitely doesn't have the physique... basketball players are stacked

[Avatar2397]

@123harryn well he has the height of one

[ace9846]

lol he looked like a mentaly challeged giraffe

[antislavista7]

with his legs..its cant be faul =D..

[JediExciled]

Nice one Crouch!kill those moneybags

[Sivasleeful58]

Holy Diver....

[ass12345678990]

Thing is tho that it was a wild challenge but... he brushed his legs past the other guys, didnt make an impact on that dudes legs just skimmed him and if anything crouch should have been in more pain from slamming down on his boney arse.

[l1v3rp00lfc8]

croucy you dick!

[ThAtB0yFaEfiNtRY]

crouch has 43 front teeth

[JMAC4197]

Like if watching in 2011

[DaNnYserb]

stupid crouch... he killed himself... :))

[XxpoooooofxX]

hahaha good one

[MrEfe88]

knee drop kick lol

[MrNemsei2011]

idiota

[Wigley123456]

good tackle.

[HansHasSchnitzels]

Hah! I've got one!

One person is Gennaro Gattuso

[IKaeso]

I think someone yelled in his back : "BOOOOOOOMB"

look at his jump ... PRICELESS !

[truely12]

CROUCHY! GO ON SON!

[QAJ4470]

that is why they called "THE RED"...lol

[b19tiger]

you go crouchii

[Jonovichable]

bet he never tackle people again

[windowmaker525]

What the FUCK was he thinking?

[Pizzafyr1]

@windowmaker525 Die