4. The Cyclops - Monster Madness "Camp Cult" - Cinemassacre.com

[juventinorocks]

Why did I need to wait 5 months to turn 18 and to see this video? This doesn't need to be an age-restricting video -_- anyways, nice review!

[japstoryeditor]

They should a Bronson Cave movie collection. All movies filmed there should have a special box set.

[BossWolfen]

These are the kinda effects parodies should be including.

[StupidWizardFilms]

Next Time James Or Mike Should Review

(Drum Roll)

BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR

[ZombieBite1991]

Mexico; The place you thought you knew!

[eboromir]

There's a movie called Krull with a cyclops?! Damn you Blizzard, you stealer.

[lycana911]

What was it with old movies and reptile fights? My iguana disapproves. Still a great Monster Madness episode, I rated thumbs up, and shared.

[CooperPlaysGames]

WHO FLAGGED THIS???

[jabsluna]

whos the idiot who flagged this?

[monkey505050]

man if i could travel to the past i swear id find the producers of this film and beat their ass because this is just pathetic

[thebehmont1]

Who the FUCK flagged this?!?

[sounderskid]

Probably got flagged becuase it showed half a dude's faced getting cut off at the beginning

[bionicledecepticon11]

thumbs up if u laughed ur ass off at the beer part

[siralucard19]

2:17 reminds me of Christopher Walken from Sleepy Hollows

[BlackFlame208]

Who flagged this and why???

[nickster4219]

@BlackFlame208 i know rite? who da fuck wuld flag dis???/

[thesega99]

@BlackFlame208

James used the Power Glove on his/her ass.

[MrHEC381991]

chaney gone wild

[blackcat2hentai]

gore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it

[MrJohnffrey87]

The voice of the Cyclops was provided by Paul Frees best known for being the voices of Boris Badinov from Rocky and Bullwinkle and Professor Ludwig Von Drake.

[Fortexx200x]

give him a break he only has one eye! depth perception isn't his strong suit right now, poor cheese face cyclops :(

[ultimatesharpzilla]

HILARIOUS!

[diddymuck]

what film was the guy getting his head sliced in the intro?

[xRedEyesJounouchix]

Did someone flagged this cause of the meat grinder or out of pure stupidly?

[lenert77]

@xRedEyesJounouchix Yes, I would bet that's what got it flagged.

[powderedwater67]

It wasn't a Rolling Rock WTF?!

[Farkas4444]

2:25 my uncle awake

[Farkas4444]

0:51 my uncle want his beer

[zmarsella]

only Fag Flag

[pwnpants]

00:03 DERRP

[Guerrillablackdog]

The fucking end!! hahaha!!!

[staphinfection]

Fucking flags are so stupid. 1st AMENDMENT YOU FUCKS!

[gangell7]

when he said watch what happens when he picks up his wife i thought he was gonna rape her or something i didnt know he was gonna tear off the entire back ground DAAAAMN.

[algol291]

0:12 That was hysterical!!!

[nintendoshoe]

ouch meat grinder deli face off!

[deviant3232]

Dat ending.

[GymMasterAlex]

I guess Rolling Rock can't be picked up with the background.

[helldiver0666]

Awesome sometimes when im drinkin beer I pull the floor closer to me too =D

[ST3V3fic]

i bet i can make better horror films in autodesk maya 2012 by myself with an extremely low budget (free) in a week >.>

[midnightlight1990]

Awesome!

[nateken]

I've been picking up backgrounds before it was in movies

[JumpingBalrog]

the hell are those movies in the intro's? holy fuck I've never seen something like that.

[EJPBDK]

huh, funny... The Cyclops looks like Nemesis from Resident Evil!

[Crovaxx2]

@ 2:35 well, depth perception obviously.

[nanakii85]

Needs more fog ;)

[BeakyRed]

This wouldn't have been restricted if it didn't break any community guidelines. So you shouldn't complain about it.

[jjt171]

Who the hell flagged this!?

[MetalKnuckles509]

1:30 for a random lizard vs. the American Godzilla.

[Hauntzor]

What's the movie in the intro where the guy's getting his face sawn off by the deli slicer?

[Ganonslayer420]

@Hauntzor Its called Poultrygeist Night of the Chicken Dead. produced by troma

[Hauntzor]

@Ganonslayer420 Thank you very much brosef. You have introduced me to a very interesting and entertaining film.

[TEEN1DOL]

that last shit with the beer was hysterical hahah

[GamingImmediately]

I wanna find the person who flagged this and do things to him/her that would make even Jason Voorhees vomit.

[chadkia]

what movie was that in the beginning with someones face going through the meat slicer?

[koreflex]

that last trick with the beer was gold

[vuelvenenvida]

2:53 D:

[Rubberman202]

Good God, that is one ugly cyclops.

[MAH1500]

man you took the beer and the... BACKGROUND ! hahaha

[Shutterflyify]

Man, I love these vide--WHAT THE FUCK HE ISN'T DRINKING ROLLING ROCK BEER?!

[mrsandman2000]

The beer part killed me xD

[sartung]

hoho thats a tegu lizard

[joels341]

"I need a beer"

I laughed SO HARD when you picked up the beer (and background) a la The Cyclops.

[AlfredGamer1]

age restricted? Whats restricted? Not any naked chicks or dudes? Gore? No!

[Teenlego]

age restricted my ass, this wasn't scary

[zangieffishy]

"Age-restricted"? The only reasons I can think of would be the bit of gore at the beginning of the clip, and the alcohol use portrayed at the end, or maybe because it links to James' other videos, which do have a lot of profanity. Fuck if I know.

[OYE87]

That reptile fight was awesome!

[killer2611]

lol it's funny how the skeletons at the end drink beer right after

[xboxmime]

Has James reviewed Teenagers from Outer space? its a weird film about a bunch of human like aliens trying to find a planet to grow their lobster alien food source, but one of them goes rogue, and he happens to be the son of their ruler, so they cant hurt him. You have to see it to really get the whole thing

[GraydonW]

lol the ending

[sfighter991]

How much are you willing to bet that Guptil89 flagged this video :/

[RetroBacon1]

Why didnt you talk about poultrygiest

[Kidanis]

Iguana vs the other lizard pretry damened epic

[ElHasZardo]

@Kidanis .... it's a Tegu not a Gila monster...

[Kidanis]

@ElHasZardo Still Epic :)

[SkyRifter]

2:47 - EPIC trick * Gotta try it's. Just use an illusion in the backdrop next time.

[Makron5]

where can I find the full movie? I really want to see the whole thing, but it's too silly to buy.

[AudioForAnarchists]

@HyperCnidarian what does that do?

[pwee2892]

@HyperCnidarian no thank you :)

[samuraikarasu]

@HyperCnidarian How bout a thumbs down instead?

[rcmixed]

5 buck budget

[theboywhokills]

How is this age-restricted?

[Lucariogamer14]

Charmander VS Grovyle

Grovyle Used Body Slam

[blacklugh]

what is that movie at 0:01?

[pray4darknez666]

what is that movie at 0:02 !!!

[seantfu]

I completely lost it when he needed a beer.

[punjatti101]

@seantfu I know right? XD

[spiker3000]

what movie is at from.....the guy's face in a meat slicer?

[blacklugh]

what was that movie? 0:02

[hatad321]

@blacklugh one of the evil dead movies starring Bruce Campbell

[Goldberg1337]

@blacklugh Looks like Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2; that's definitely Bruce Campbell.

[dominoesandtin]

4 yr old flagged this

[stebbigbjo]

2:37 his problem is depth perception

[HedgehogStudios1]

Well, that's too much to take. I need a beer. (scene goes bye-bye)

[NikeThe]

ending is funny..damn i love james no homo

[jonting91]

better grab my background!

[Akriloth2160]

If I got a free background with my beer, I would be so happy.

[victorchanux]

giant jason voorhees

[victorchanux]

poultrygeist kicked fuckin ass!!!

[TronPachioftheDynamo]

The part with the beer was the funniest thing I've seen in 2011.

[josejared]

Everything is bigger in Mexico

[MoonIMover]

Cheney is looking for uranium, eh?

[dest151]

i thought the cyclops was kinda cool he looked liked he got dropped on his face when he was a small two-clop baby and turned him into this one eye monster..lol huh huhhuh he said "one eyed monster"....

[116Bears]

@dest151

*biclops*

[Kajayacht]

You can see the same effect happen (the whole background moving with the item that needs to move) in the trailer for The Giant Gila Monster.

The trailer's on Youtube, it happens at around the 50 second mark when a car gets flipped over.

[Awesome1601]

I fucking expected something like that at the end when he says i need a beer but sill im laughing my ass off 5 minutes after watching the video LOL

[MonkeyGiova]

WOW! The second clip, the one with the meat cutter, from wich movie is taken??

(0.01-0.03)

[johnnyhorror92182]

@MonkeyGiova It's from Troma Studio's "POULTRYGEIST: NIGHT OF THE CHICKEN DEAD". Highly recommended.

[000ShadowHedgehog000]

needs more fog

[Ravel87]

Him sitting next to the fire, it reminded me of the old "Are you Afraid of the dark" tv series. Where they had those douchey teens tell scary stories next to a camp fire. Scared the shit out of me when I was a kid.

[Whiteknight36799]

IGUANA I CHOOSE YOUUU!!!

IGUANA UUUSE BODY SLAM!!

K-O

[Nmodest06]

I've been picking up background since I was 2.

[TheLegendkiller2100]

@Nmodest06 lol!!!!!!!

[TheCyclops06]

im a cyclops

[TheMeadowcrafter]

I cracked up at 0:15 XD

[GameKeeper28]

He stole the fourth wall!

[lotusclown77]

whoa! he really did pick up the background! rewind and check.. no bs! htf did they pull that off???

[mhd112211]

I like the part when he grabs the background! XD

[chosentonessournotes]

Wait... Why is this video age restricted?

[Afrokoopa]

@chosentonessournotes it's because we don't want little kids picking up the background.

[nightbane2]

@chosentonessournotes The beginning where you saw the guy getting chopped?

[chosentonessournotes]

@nightbane2 So? There's about 20 other videos IN THIS SERIES. with violence in the beginning that haven't been flagged.

[nightbane2]

@chosentonessournotes Maybe it's because of the gross Cyclops.

The smooshed eye.

[mikedasprofessor]

he has no depth perception



[Queenmoreta]

is it me or does that guy screaming cross eyed at the start look like Jim Carrey?

[HaloisTight]

@Queenmoreta That's Bruce Campbell, but yeah there's quite a bit of similarity between the two

[Queenmoreta]

@HaloisTight thanks for telling me :).

[HaloisTight]

@Queenmoreta Your welcome:)

[danerogil]

@Queenmoreta I think that's Bruce Campbell.

[BURLYMACHINE]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAH that beer trick was awesome at the end.

[oldkat86]

does anybody what movie the cut scene ( 0:01 )with the girl gettin her face shaved off is looks really gruesome......... yeaahh

[PestileNCe85]

@oldkat86 Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. Yes, that is a real movie, it is amazingly entertaining!

[0111Daniel]

It's not the first time I notice small clues that James is/was a wrestling fan! In this video I meet them again "Reptile Wrestling Match", "Body Slam!", etc!

But I'm still not sure if he is or not!

[HellsBirdie]

or a pokemon fan...

Iguana uses Body Slam!

[420simpson]

he couldnt grab the guy on the cliff because he only has one eye, therefore he has poor depth perception.

[korn19981]

its called a tegu

[dmn1n]

3:05 best part

[PoweredByFlow]

I think some of you guys dont know, every time James posts on YT a video, a new video is on cinemassacre up. So click on the link below.:)

[CostastWrath]

can any1 tell me what move the intro is when the dude slices the mans face with a meat-slicer thing?

[GustavKunoe]

@CostastWrath

Same, i wanna know

[darkmw2elite22]

@CostastWrath the brown ballsack

[metallfreak15]

didn't you post this before?

[boeingnz]

Two face cyclop : )

[WolfMimirMori]

This video has been age-restricted based on our Community Guidelines

wait whut? 

[hangimate]

hahaha :D:D:D

[KdogPrime]

Bert I. Gordon is the orginal Notorious B.I.G.

[SuperRetroTech]

He incorporated nerd into this. I love it!

[LeoKillian]

Cyclops looks like the Toxic Avenger.

[CONKER17]

@LeoKillian Glad someone else relized this as well

[davidburnside69]

What's the name of the movie where the person gets his/her face sliced?

[theheckwithit]

what movie is the face cold cuts from?!

[ilovedragons]

when he took his beer he pulled the movie out!

[DraconianTroll]

Wait a minute....that wasn't a Rolling Rock at the end!

[llVIU]

lol the ending makes the whole vid

[JaguarRawr]

Ahhhh~ gotta love how witha bit of simple equipment, James can recreate this kind of stuff, and most of the time he does better. Nice to see how far movies have come from the olden days :P

[isaacykk]

*short and sharp and funny! I enjoyed it. You are getting better each time, James.

[TheRegart]

WTH was up with first 4 seconds?!

[TheRegart]

glad im 18.

[frc195]

this need to be longer

[mantisolivares]

apparently . . . 11 faggots disliked this u_u

must be cus of their lack of soul u_u

[puffpuffdustbunny]

maybe they just din't like the video

[obiwan5832]

3:06 I loved that ending. Made me laugh hard. Your the greatest movie critic in the world. Keep them coming james.

[TheSuperhalofreak]

Whadya expect from a cyclops!? Of course he can't grab him, no depth perception.

[GenoX1987]

@98smithg

thats not my problem

[gamegenie42]

this is kids why you shouldnt eat pay doh as your body will be play doh!

[gamegenie42]

this is kids why you shouldnt eat pay doh as your body will be play doh!!!

[SmashBrosBrawl]

I was eating a cinnamon roll and i was halfway done chewing when james talked about the cyclops moving the background.

I started laughing and then began choking......

[KohlDayvhis]

lmfao the end! classic stuff

[Jaws1009]

Why is Michele Bachmann in the related videos?