Tgo vs Raptors!

[swf91856]

Why didn't you jack out a good shell first before moving on?

[DrThunder88]

Well, it looks like it was directed by James Nguyen and written by Tommy Wiseau, but you did shoot a raptor in the face and sounded like you were using a John Wayne voice when delivering the line, so I'd say it was roughly the same quality as the original.

The humans in the Jurassic Park movies were pitiful. They only managed to kill one dinosaur, and that was with a freezer.

[goon6818]

Hey Tex please recreate the bathroom scene from Full Metal Jacket. You can be Private Pyle.

[SyrianKnight01]

hey man you still alive. 

[unionjack72]

Such a Mall Ninja.. Guess Raptors don't shoot back.. Oh wait you just shoot yourself.. LMAO

[redmule02]

@unionjack72 lol

[GregKoziol]

MY FAVORITE SCENE TOO HAHA!! AWESOME I LIKE IT. Except Mulddon was a seasoned PH in africa, these raptors must've been pretty smart, and he had to look out for the woman. I agree they should've made Muldoon the main character instead of Grant. Atleast Muldoon went down with honor, fighting to save Grant's wife.

[forehead949]

good. you just needed to set your hat down on a log before you shot

[BOHEMIANHUNTINGCLUB]

cool deal!!!

[MrJmfitch]

lol, "not so clever girl". Encore

[clintonlee07111]

i really enjoyed this scene, at first when i saw it i wasnt for sure what movie he was re-enacting then when he said "not so clever girl" i laughed my ass off because it hit me all at once and i remembered the jurassic park scene and this was PERFECT! tex grebner outdoors will SMACK THE DOG FUCK OUTCHA!

[catfishbryan]

an he wonders why he is always at the butt end of jokes

[bud1014]

Did you win that dino at the county fair?

[pavlopwnsyourface]

RECREATE SCENES FROM MORE POPULAR MOVIES PLOX

[humans4targets2]

Cool, and nice shotgun

[DavZZee]

You should have done your pirouette, a dinosaur might have been sneaking up on you from behind.

[SWATactical]

awesome i love that movie!!!

[gee556]

Tex, you are supposed to wait until AFTER dino eats the lawyer off of the toilet!

[usmccapdevil]

"he lived it, he lived it. Thats not what im going to do"

[Sturmgewehre]

Time to watch that old flick again. :)

[plexmasterp]

"not so clever girl" LOL

[ArtisanTony]

take him alive next time!

[mattvanhugenstein]

Makes me want to get my Jurassic Park VHS out.

[47lilwill]

@RecklessMethodsTV he didnt name it bro.

[duhkid2009]

This version is better . Lol the Australian guy had it commin to him anyways great move reenactment Tex

[BlueDog812]

whats a good rifle at a good price i can get? i dont have to have a bunch of bells and whistles, just something that shoots, and wont cost an arm and a leg. any caliber really other than say 22 lol.

[inverseactuality]

@BlueDog812

Mosin Nagant rifles go for about $100. Can't get much cheaper than that. They're decent from what I hear too. The only reason they're so damn cheap is because of how many were made.

[ThexFatxMarathoner]

That was great except the part where it looked like you fell on your ass ^_^

[stone4451]

tex is the mossberg semi auto any good?

[bmthbad]

much better tex

[Kevinnn63]

@TMHonfire , his SPAS-12 is where you left it , shoved up your ass

[TMHonfire102]

Where is your spas-12 shotgun at? LOL

[robbeddenluck]

Com'on! Watching that guy get tackled by a raptor and getting his face eaten off was far more compelling :P

[YokoWenis]

Where's the SPAS-12?

[enjoythewildUSA]

two words.... Man Child

[1LimaUniformLimaZulu]

@enjoythewildUSA lmfao

[hugo2x]

Yeah! I would have blasted that raptors ace!!

[RES1ST0R]

your fucking ending phrase is getting so god damn annoying just stop saying it

[BlodOgTorden]

Hey Tex, just to let you know, you're in a fail compilation when you shot yourself. This is the url. Watch the 3:38 second point.

watch?v=TrYQpMeHmMY

[NESurvivalPrep]

Raptors scare me more than zombies.

[EliteAmericans]

Scientists have found that the dinonychus, which are the raptors incorrectly portrayed as "velociraptors" in jurassic park; were actually very swift moving up and down trees. So the don't just come from the sides now, they would leap forth from the canopy and attack.

[PrairieThunderHockey]

@EliteAmericans LOLOLOLOL my new hero.

[TheAussiegearguy]

at least you didnt shoot your self!

[DIZZYBANG]

what shotgun was that?

[derekgrebner87]

@DIZZYBANG benelli nova tactical

[DIZZYBANG]

@derekgrebner87 thanks man!

do you have a video out on it? it looks slick :}

[brandonGCHACHU]

Dont quit your day job....say, what is your day job?

[cmanew]

dont shoot your self with that thing man =p

[Sk8RJOSH94]

Why didn't you use the spear to kill the dinosaur?

[derekgrebner87]

@Sk8RJOSH94 i had thought about it.

[kiwitedferny]

One word: LOINCLOTH.

[SoCalTactical]

Would you take on the T-rex with your cold steel spear?

[jmmurdy]

nice

[valhala56]

Yeah and Tex next you need to recreate the Charlton Heston fighting the apes in PLANET OF THE APES!

[MatrixOne976]

im agreeing with jeff on this one.

[cutlerylover]

nice special effects ;) it would have been nice to see the guy actually kill a raptor in the film...so Ill agree with you on this one, maybe not live through the attack, but at least get a nice shot off...

[ZombieTactics]

Don't raptors (allegedly, lol) hunt in packs of three? Damn, I hate it when the investors crap out on the FX budget!

[MrMatt5252]

he is that guy at the gun range everbody is nervous around u never know if he will have an accidental discharge

[black1705f]

I think the dinosaurs would have gotten full on your meaty carcass and wouldn't have wanted to eat anyone else and you would have been a hero.

[maddipper12]

bad ass shotty what is it?

[Kevinnn63]

I liked the movie about getting shot in the leg better,the actor was much more beliveable in that role

[jporter617]

lmao good stuf tex. i loved this movie man. prob watched it 100 times. came out when i was in the 3rd grade jp ftw!

[irishfan84n]

are you serious??

[notregme]

nice raptor stakes for supper.lol

[isamtator]

Have you ever shot a taurus pt 99 af?

I would have used an AR15, but thats me.

[MosesTV1]

5TH

[i7q]

kill that tiny raptor!

[GunWebsites]

nice head shot effects

[jsrscbr]

First

[TexasWhitetails1]

you sure do alot of finger pointing