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  • LOL These two gets into a verbal dust-up about anything.

  • You can't just say "dur caveman vs astronaut who would win". If you say that you're implying every caveman and astronaut are the same as every other caveman and astronaut, both in physical and mental aspects. That is obviously not true. An astronaut with MMA or muay thai experience might beat the caveman, but at the same time it could have been a scholar astronaut without any fighting experience and then of course the caveman would win. It's a dumb debate anyway.

  • Cavemen would kick the astronauts asses.

  • tobad they only did 1 season on angle they work well together

  • What I find funny is you would expect Angel to forget about it rather then get into the argument once Wesely gets involved but instead he still joins in lol

  • it's the way they both go "no" when Wes asks about the weapons, like he should already know that. Totally sells it for me.

  • Great clip, but... There's SUN. Shining right on them through the window. Dafuq?

  • @AnkokuEvangeline They're at Wolfram and Hart. They have special vampire-safe windows there. They explained it once, I don't remember when...

  • @pumpkinqwerty Aha! Mystery solved.

  • @AnkokuEvangeline They were in the law offices of Wolfram & Hart that have necro-tempered glass which keeps vampires from being hurt by the sun's rays shining in.

  • @AnkokuEvangeline its necro-tempered glass

  • The answer is clearly cavemen. XD ♥ I love how this was an inside joke among the writers that Joss managed to sneak into the show... so basically everyone was arguing about it the entire time. Gotta love those amazing nerds. :D

  • Love ♥ them 

  • asternauhts

  • Pitt the Elder.

  • Spike can't say astronaut. Naww.

  • Why so PAL speedup youtube? Squeeky chipmunk voices.

  • i love how throughout the episode they ask that. whod win, cavemen or astronauts.

  • Scenes like this makes me wonder something, what would Buffy say if she ever actually saw this lol!!

  • @philly7132812 Buffy would be like "What are you, Twelve" and Xander would say "You know something's wrong when *I* marvel at the immaturity" lol

  • Cavemen are stronger but astronauts are smarter. However cavemen have spent their whole lives fighting for survival and astronauts haven't (depending on their smarts to survive) so I think cavemen will win.

  • astronauts will win because they are more intelligent AND! Because Angel sais so

  • Lol I love how this video about a ridiculous argument has started the same ridiculous argument in the comments section...

  • Pffffffft XD

  • I have to go with cavemens, but times evolve, compare the cavemens to the indians and the astronauts as the spanish..

    But I still say cavemen :D

  • "Do the astronauts have weapons?"

  • HARRY HILL AFTER WATCHING THIS;only one way to find FIGHT

  • this is just silly..

  • Deffinatly cavemen all the way

    

  • Does he know that Angel and Spike are vampires?

  • @B00kc4t9 Kinda, he's been working with Angel for nearly five years at that point.

  • I haven't watched any of Angel yet, is the guy in the black sweater a vampire?

  • @B00kc4t9 No, that's Wesley after he becomes badass. (He was the watcher that fucked up with Faith and kissed Cordelia).

  • cavemen won

  • Astronauts ave team work and military training.

  • lol they're hilarious. I wonder how many yrs they kept this argument up for

  • Scenes like this are what seperates good television from absolute genuis. This is why Buffy and Angel were so damned epic.

  • um well caveman r people who will do whatever it takes to survive so caveman

  • i vote for the cavemen

  • obviously cavemen like haha they were brought up fighters cuz the had to get their own food

  • Oh come one Astronauts are the best that human beings have to offer today! You can't possibly think that random cavemen who can barely communicate (much less actually know how to fight) can beat organized, intelligent, capable, human beings with exhaustive physical training, and let's not forget well balanced diets. Spike can be such an idiot sometimes.

  • @Ruach The astronauts don't have weapons. Caveman would win hands down, cavemen had to fight to get food, when has an astronaut ever been proved to be a useful fighter? True, cavemen aren't 'fighters' persay, but they do have primal instincts and brutality.

  • namby pamby slef-analysing wankers lmfao

  • ....goddamn this show.

  • I love how they talk through eachother and just expect us to understand a word they say xD

  • I love that everyone always asks if they have weapons.

  • @thewildone Even James Marsters himself keeps asking it when someone repeats the question to him at an interview or things alike.

  • Namby, pamby, self-analysing wankers! Ahaha, I love spike so much!

  • cavemen 

  • Wes: "You've been yelling at each other for forty minutes... Do the astronauts have weapons?"

  • Sorry Angel as hot as you are and as much as I do love you I gotta agree with Spike in thuis one if the astonauts don't get weapons the cavemen would totally win

  • "You can't ever see the big picture, you can't see ANY picture!!" haha don't you just love the way he sais that? :D

  • I would have loved to have seen two minutes later when Wes starts getting to it.

  • I think this is the first time I could actually see these as real grown up men, because of how serious they were getting

  • I like Angel in "Angel" then in "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" because he's actually somewhat comical in "Angel".

  • Astronauts win. Hardly a question, is it? They have the brains, the brawn...cavemen don't stand a chance.

  • Jesus christ im in tears! I need to watch all of season 5 again for the angel/spike banter! Creeeased!!

  • Astronaunts, due to having to be in the best psychical shape to begin with. Plus, the advancement of techology compared to simple stones and bronze weapons and huge sticks cave men used. Keep in mind, Cavemen were TALLER and BIGGER than humans too. But I still think astronaunts would win. Due to outsmarting them, and time it would take them to move, reguardless of weapons or not, plus, they could always trick them into a place w/o food or into the bottom of a cave or caveron or The Grand Canyon.

  • It's SUCH an awesome beginning, it looks like they're talking about some plan or something. Turns out they're just being old buddies conversing over useless little things xD

  • Are they in space? If they're in space, the cavemen don't stand a chance. But if they're on Earth, then astronauts are just humans.

  • @Wintermute01001 Again, arguable. IF they are in space, who is to say wether either the cavemen or astronauts have the provisions to breath and if they're in a capsule or something of the sort, machinery would keep them to the ground, so let's not focus on that. The one with the provisions to breath would win. If they were to both to have those provisions; Cavemen naturally would have harder fists, thus easilier being able to break those provisions.

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  • You know as much as I loved Spuffy I also loved when Spike went to ATS and he and Angel went from hating each other(on BTVS) to fighting like brothers who don't get along LOL.

  • Ha Ha, this is AWSOME.

  • It's actually really sad and ironic when you find out the hidden meaning behind this conversation at the end.

  • @mthakore what waas the hidden meaning?

  • @graceevenson You find out that the Cavemen represent primitive evil and astronauts represent human beings. Fred said "Cavemen always win." And they did at the end.

  • Astronauts they get military training and all that shizniz so Angel is right

  • Astronauts! .. cmoon, they can moonwalk !!

  • This is probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen

  • Spike is right cavermen

  • @fenixjpb Wrong! Astronauts are better

  • @shad0w1fir3 Think about it for a second. Say we have 10 cavemen against 10 astronauts. It's just said the astronauts don't have weapons. Sure, they might be able to plan, they might have teamwork, but if 10 cavemen come at you 10 astronauts, you don't have time for that. Thus, obviously the cavemen would win.

  • Not necessairly look at the extreme training programs astronauts do they have 2 push their bodies 2 the limits just 2 be allowed 2 participate in the actual space exploration due 2 the g-force factor so lets not completely assume they are not as strong as the caveman sure the caveman is more instinctual & probably used 2 fighting but 2 be fair astronauts like all humans have instincts plus the training 2 enable 2 them 2 quickly adapt & react 2 different situations. I agree with Angel on this 1

  • @RmsThakoer first off it's not 10 on 10 it's one on one and the modern race is smart enough to best some moronic old human that lives in a CAVE!!!!!!

  • @shad0w1fir3 IF it's 1-on-1, WHY do they speak in plural about them? Also, modern day theories state that the Homo Erectus was smarter than Homo Sapiens, seeing as they used 3-4 times as much of their brain compared to the modern race.This leads to the conclusion that Cavemen would be better at adapting, use their bodily functions better to their advantage. Hereby comes the fact that Cavemen would be alot stronger, bulkier and taller then Astronauts.

  • @RmsThakoer

    No they didn't you transparent liar. They did use 3-4 times as much of their brain compared to the modern race, but that doesn't mean, nor did those theories imply that they were more intelligent. Even if it's youtube, please don't spread lies that people may accept as fact.

  • @Subartimaeus I'm just stating my view of things. In my opinion, using more of your brain, generally means more intelligence. Especially if that extra brain power helped set the foundation for civilization of the present. The only reason we SEEM more intelligent is cause we have several generations on them. Give the cavemen the knowledge and education we have and it's highly likely that they change civilization as we know it completely and bring it to a whole new level.

  • @shad0w1fir3 No they're not. The modern race is full of people who are just as, or more retarded than cavemen. And just because we're smart doesn't make us better fighters. Cavemen are primal and brutal. They don't have mercy. A caveman would win hands down.

  • @fenixjpb Bullshit, its astronauts

  • @fenixjpb Astronauts

  • Cavemen. Astronauts have those massive suits which make it hard to move.

  • Whatever side Angel is on is the side I'm on. So that will be Astronauts

  • Wesley's reaction to why they were yelling is so awesome it hurts.

  • I would think it would depend on whether one of the Astronauts was John Crichton.

    :)

  • @Shadowman4710 John Crichton kicks ass. And if he has D'Argo on his side you know the cavemen are running for their well caves.

  • @Shadowman4710 or CHUCK NORRIS

  • i wonder how many times they had to do this over because they all started cracking up

  • caveman wins hands down case closed

  • cavemen totally cavemen (no affence 2 the astronauts.)

  • cavemen. hands down.

  • Then again, Cavemen did win in this episode.

  • Definitely Cavemen. No question in my mind. I loved this scene LOL

  • This is the best everything...

  • a bunch of namby pamby self analysing wankers pretty much sums up the entire human race well done spike

  • If the astronauts don't have the weapons, then the cavemen win.

  • What episode is this? I know it's season 5, but what episode?

  • Maybe its my fangirl heart...but in several scenes they look like they are gonna kiss, lmao

  • Cavemen all the way! Kick his ass Spike!

  • We all know that as soon as this problem is solved, the "Pirates vs Ninjas"- argument will take it's place. I bet Spike'll be on the pirate-side.

  • lol is it weird that when i first saw this episode I actually pondered for days the theoretical situation of who would win between cavemen and astronauts? i mean, on one hand astronauts are disciplined and trained to do all sorts of acrobatic, breathing techniques and shit. but cavemen have no restraint and will fight till the end, which can be both their weakness and strength... lol. suffice it to say, i still don't have an answer.

  • press 1 for pig

    press 2 for animal

    press 3 for pizza

    press 4 for angel sounding like a caveman

    press 7 for hilarious face

  • Cavemen win.

  • lol what are "asstanots"?

  • @MAMA67 press 7 repeatedly.

  • It's amazing how this harmless joke forshadowed the death of a main character.

  • @MrNightie Joss Whedon is the master of seamlessly integrated brilliant comedy and heartwrenching tragedy.

  • One of my favourite Angel scenes!

    At about 39/40 seconds it looks like David Boreanaz is trying v.hard not to smile :)

  • this is my favorite scene in season 5

  • "do the astronauts have weapons?"

    "NO"

    about the duel: cavemen wins. astronauts are just hot and bothered, ah? aah? get it? no probibly not :/

  • i love Wes' face when Spike tells him they were fightign for the last 40 mins about cavemen vs astronauts!!

  • It's not really fair if the astronauts don't get weapons too. On an even playing field, astronauts win every time.

  • what's strange is that James Marsters seem to have lost a bit of his british accent :/

  • @SunShineNotAvailable Well, he isn't actually British, so it comes and goes.

  • @meticulator I know- it just lacks the consistency in Angel that it had in Buffy :)

  • Cavemen...nuff said

  • Cavemen. They have clubs.

  • And btw it's totally astronauts. They are physically and mentally trained for years and have thousands of years of Evolution going for them. They'd be quicker and taller; with a longer reach. Cave men on the other hand can't walk upright.

  • You should change the title of this, because it gives away the ending.

  • without weapons, clearly cavemen

  • Astronauts. 

  • OMG the countless fights me and my brother have had over this *shakes head*

    XD

  • Hey, um. I think the more important question is whether or not the astronauts have to wear their suits or not. <3

  • I never really noticed before watching this how much shorter than Angel Spike is. X3

  • @PlotMasterX He wears lifts, you know...

  • @username666ization ...I totally knew that. >.>

  • astronauts definately. So this is what they spent their hundreds of years doing.

  • Hahahaha, I love this so much. :D

  • Ninja vs Samurai? In a direct fight Samurai win, they have armor. Ninja have to use stealth to win, you know avoid a direct fight then sneak into the Samurai's house at night and kill him in his sleep. The fight I would like to see other than Cavemen vs Astronauts is Knight vs Spartan.

  • @stormblast49 Night vs Spartan would be freaking awesome. they could make it a movie. but it depends on your knight.

  • Funniest thing in this scene is not Spike and angel fighting over astronauts, it's wesley's total deadpan 'can the astronauts have weapons', you can just see it going on for another 40 minutes there

  • Wat about werewolves vs unicorns?

  • @amasingfatass Is magic involved?

  • @StanStickman Of course

  • I had this argument with a friend today, she seemed to think that the Astronauts would win, i believe that the Cavemen'd win.

  • You know as a Spuffy fan I never thought I'd like the fact Spike was coming to Angel without Buffy But watching them together cracked me up LOL.It was like watching an older brother and his little brother who never got along and who are now adults having to be around each other LMAO!! I liked this a whole lot more than them two hating each other and trying to kill each other like they did on Buffy LOL

  • THIS is why the both of them work great together!

  • Does Spike say "astonauts"? thats funny

  • Cavemen hands down

  • @CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN Yep. Happened with me and my mates too. Except over werewolves and a Jedi.

  • "It's not about what I want!" Man, Boreanaz's delivery of that line just kills me every time.

  • They make a....disturbingly cute.....couple.

  • @brownblair98 got a lot of passion I guess. lol

  • i love how at points some of the characters ask other characters whod win.

  • This too are so amazing! Only Spike could get Angel this furious about something this silly.

  • I've actually had a fight with a friend about something very similar to this: except our argument was about Ninjas versus Samurais X-)

  • @CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN ninja's have stealth. lol

  • @CxHxRxIxSxTxIxAxN Samurai they have armour

  • It really depends if the astronauts time travel to the past or the the cavemen time travel to the future, but seriously, I think, the astronauts are modern day folk, it's like asking if you stood a chance against cavemen, so yeah, cavemen don't stand a chance.

  • hahahaXD makes me laugh everytime

  • haha i laughed so much at this in angel lol it s just so gunny how theyr fighting so much and then wesley comes in and spikes like who would win in a fight astronauts or cavemen and it just goes silent lol fucking brilliant

  • This is the fucking funniest clip of S5

  • lmao

  • I love you second, Cavemen Every-time. 

  • I love you for posting this.

    Cavemen win.

  • @Tr3apy Why does everyone say that?! I think people are COMPLETELY under-estimating the sheer badassery of astronauts! With the constant exercising the have to do, followed by the fact they have to be pretty damn brilliant to even get the damn job, you mean to tell me they can't beat a bunch a guys who can barely cook?

    NASA: so easy some cavemen can beat them.

    Yeah NO...

  • @Tr3apy Yeah if the astronauts didn't have any weapons of course the cavemen would win!

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