Added: 3 years ago
From: seanbedlam
Views: 7,051
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (150)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Excellent! Did the Interwebnet make her stupid? Probably so, since there are so many "Rapture" websites. What my country needs to do is screen everyone at the door of all polling places during elections. One simple question would be asked: "Do you believe in The Rapture?" Anyone who answered in the affirmative would then be vigorously slapped, and told in loud voice, "Come back when you grow an intellect, you superstitious pinhead!"

    Under those rules, Palin couldn't get elected dogcatcher.

  • @NaltrexoneNotGod I think that's quite literally a foolproof solution.

  • Your focus is that of legend. It's taken me years to reach the point where breaking for "Fuck off, fly" would not have left me at the junction of "Where the fuck was I and did I have a point".

  • @HotaruZoku I wish I had more focus. I could use an Autism Injection.

  • Watching your videos makes me want to make videos myself. Not in an envious tosspot "I CAN DO IT BETTER" sort of way, but a "well fuck, this improved MY internet tube experience, maybe I can do the same to other people with or without teeth." Thank you for being alive.

  • dude you remind me of Lewis Black but funnier. you need a show

  • This is great - your beginning of the year address last year still fits!! WHEEE!

  • i still like yr videos.

  • Love your videos mate..

  • You are pretty much always on the money. Brilliance

  • time to deduce the obvious conclusion.

    the scary thing is, I know that in your mind a small part of you hoped that I wouldn't reply?

    You're insults are empty, your assumptions are insubstantial, your very existence is lacking significance.

    I'm sure it was quite an accomplishment to pass "Basic Literacy," no really, its right up there with other lofty challenges like learning how to zip your fly without getting your dick caught.

  • @KroBars , since you're so prolific at the English language, you would kindly note that "its" in your post in grammatically incorrect. Your version of "its" stems from two words "it" and "is" and should be correctly written as "it's". Before you criticise someone's "Basic Literacy" skills, you had better ensure that no mistakes are made on your behalf otherwise they will be picked up!

  • No shortage of stupid these days.

  • she promised her aunt she'd name him after her favorite hobby.

    don't you love how republicans are fucking brain dead.

  • I want you inside me.

  • I came back for a repeat watch. Return customer hoping that you found a solution for "stopping dumb from happening".

  • Beautiful. The seemless tapestry of rambling you weave is matched only in the quality of your ability to pick out a dipshit a mile away.

  • FUCK OFF FLY!

  • They are a stinking face nuisance.

  • Thankyou so much, this is priceless.I have children but i assure you i did not name them after my hobby (shagging) and they aint turds!

  • Do you live in the U.S ?

  • Seriously. Love the fact you dont breathe. Not a pause. Pisser. Gentle use of the word "bitches"? Can we do it???? bedlam can.

  • Crap, I just realized he is talking about Bristol's son. So, why does he hate Tripp? This makes no sense.

    Because she was young? Does he condemn all teenage mothers? Or just those who are Rebublicans?

  • Rebublicans. Thank-you!

  • @seanbedlam ...if I had some sort of device that could sort out trolls from genuine idiots, my world where "there's no way people can be that dumb. Surely they are just messing with us" might be destroyed, therein forcing me to become a monster.

  • Actually, the child's name is "Trig", not "Tripp".

  • I find it funny that people in the world are still lobbying for political correctness..... and even more funny that they are looking for it in your videos.

  • 'Political correctness' has it's own blowback.

    The increased use of the word 'gay' as a swear-word is PC's 9/11.

  • That use of word gay is my pet peeve. So much so that when I don't like something I have started saying "that's homophobic" or "that's heterosexual", just to make a point. Concerning the use of the word gay as an insult isn't a fight for the end of political correctness but just plain close minded stupidity.

  • Fucking hell, you've given me too many things to think about at once!

  • Avath's comments exemplify his lack of intelligence in his assumptive thoughts that he or any particular culture somehow owns this word or any word. For centuries, mere usage within any culture which derives a common understanding of expression which perpetuates a repetitive or regular use, understanding, or popularity does so then dictate the current definition of said word. This includes words that evolve to a state of duality in meaning. So to you I must say, "You are so GAY in so many ways.

  • antidisestablishmentarianism, wow I just said a really big word It must mean that I'm intellectually superior to everyone reading this, therefore I am entitled to force my idiotic opinion on you.

    There are so many types of intelligence to even begin to understand, now seeing as you are "SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GAY" ill give you the simplest two, academic intelligence and commen sense, two completely different types of intelligence?

    how many do you know? not even one, case closed!

  • Krobars, your lack of aptitude to pursue, let alone match my class for word usage is obvious to even those less proficient than both you and I. However, I must thank you as your statement does unwittingly, yet profoundly assist in making my point.

    No matter your impotence towards your failed attempt to insult me, your very words immensely personify and epitomize the essence of my rant.

    Dont even attempt a comeback as you have been extremely outclassed.

  • DQImaging

    You have numerous grammatical errors and fail to register as a human being on the intellectual scale. Go be a pretentious douche somewhere else, preferably somewhere with other english majors who cant do anything but fail at internet trolling.

  • KroBars, how unfortunate that you misspelled 'common' in common sense.

  • moronicnotions, how unfortunate I stopped caring to right click any of my typos, probably about the same time you figured out how to tie your shoelace without choking yourself half to death.

    Sorry about my poor grammar but tbh, unless youre worth it im not going to bother correcting a typo.

    Most people can continue to raed wahats being siad even if mulitple mistakes are made at once.

    Find something else to insult, grammar nazi is old news.

    if it was bs txt tlk den yeh but it aint so stfu

  • right...like didnt this one lady name her kid APPLE.!

    i mean c'mon,,

    apple...

    ITS A FRUIT.!

    NOT A NAME.!

    [[Jelly.Official]]

    {comment back please}

  • Behold the parade of morons drawn to the overconfident idiots whatever shit occurs to them first. Certainly the most dangerous of these are the ones with the sufficient genius to build an inpenetrable fortress of ignorance. Reality glances off their steely foreheads like bugs off a windshield.

  • Track, Trig and Tripp are really strange names!

  • dear sean: i have not watched you for a long time, i remember i was subed to you after markday comedy included you in his vids.

    you still annoy the hell out of me... so i guess it will be a long while until i see you again, nevertheless we all know the palins are fucked, no news there, but the fact that the poor fucker has grandma moron to deal with but that does not give you the right to beat on the kiddo, besides i have hope that he will grow up to commit matricide, happy 2009 see you in 2010

  • Yeah, okay, whatever.

  • Good for you, Powerful Atheist!

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!!!

  • Great!

  • I am curious .....Whats a good strong name in your view? Have a great 2009 mate :)

  • Rocky. ;)

  • Sean...are you afraid of girls ?

    A simple request to turn it down would suffice.

    Dont be afraid of being the bad guy....lol

    'I lay awake fuming...but too afraid...to ask...'THEM', 'THEY' may hurt us...NO the conflict is too much.....I will hate them quietly instead...lol..:)

  • Bees Dick lol

  • tad, tripp, chip, beau,todd, blu, north, stroud...all douches i have known!

  • This video made me laugh and it also caused my brain to convulse with a sickening shudder I have discerned to be what must be called, in the parlance of our times, "thought."

    Mostly though I was just excited cause I didn't know Sean had a video up until today, so it was nice seeing a new video from Sean. If you know what I mean.

  • No remedy in sight.

    *sigh*

  • haha seanbedlam, yer funny!

  • Alternate names ...

    Track: "Cannon Fodder"

    Bristol: "Man Trapper"

    Willow: "Oops One"

    Piper: "Oops Two"

    Trig: "Mongo Lloyd"

    Tripp: "Bass Turd"

  • If the truth be told,.. the best part of Sarah palin ran down her mommas leg. I can still hear her whiny assed voice cracking as she quipped'Who's Barack Obama?' Answer he would be the the guy that kicked you and mcbrainlesses sick and sorry asses.

  • Are we being a little harsh on Tripp's mum?

    If your relationship with your mother began with her naming you "Bristol", and basically went downhill from there, you could be forgiven for being less than balanced.

  • I find forgiveness and comedy are a bad mix.

  • Feels like this video has a very abrupt ending... Hidden material?

  • Cliff,Sarah Palin,Tripp, hurry up!

  • Good one Sean!

  • Don't worry, my friend is redressing the equation: she gave birth to baby Henry today. My money's on Henry!!

  • note to self: dip shittery.....new word, use often.

  • Cunning as a shit-house rat?! You've coined a new expression with this. I think the name "Tripp" is a play on the word as in. "Hey Mom, I'm pregnant but don't worry we weren't having sex. We were running in single file to the beach when I "Tripped" and Levi fell on me and his..his member accidently got lodged in my...my swim suit. I know I promised to abstain and I was! I promise! Besides Levi was a star Hockey player in high-school!

  • cunning as a shit house rat has been a common expression for many years to most ozzies

  • insulting a baby is real high class. i think you have shit for brains

  • I'm sure that baby is devastated! Fuckhead. :)

  • the concern is not with the baby, but rather with the kind of low class sdult that would gain any pleasure from such an attack.

    btw, i'm certain that you are the fuckhead!:)

  • Sean's a genius. Go to the mirror to see shit for brains.

  • "Tripp"...that's just so precious. I'll have to try naming my kid from some bad science fiction novel.

  • This vicious cycle needs to end.

  • Are you so famous now that you have to go to deserted areas to film yourself. Hey, you sent me a Private video quite some time ago, re the Scavenger Hunt and Florence. How do I access it?

  • Hilarious and, well, true, as always. Happy New Year from the States!

  • Fuck-off fly! - Sean Bedlam

  • ha ha. Good vid Sean. I've been wondering how to stop dumb from happening as well.

  • I'm sure I could be as witty as you Sean, if I thought a little but there's the rub...thinking. It hurts.

  • Poor kid. What a hell of a start to life. If my name was Tripp I'd have to kick my own ass.

  • This guy needs to take a look in the mirror.

  • Oh you big silly!

  • Well said once again. As a person with a brain, when I named my children I sat back and gave it a thought, does this name sound like a name a Doctor or lawyer would have, is it a name that will get my childs ass beat on a regular basis? Well Sean, you can't fix stupid.

  • Poor Tripp!!

    If he was smart he would become a stuntman!!! LOL!!!

    5 stars

  • Sean, don't remind me of that woman. I can't get that image out of my mind of her being interviewed while, in the background, those turkeys were having their throats slit.

  • Hopefully that turkey was her future in politics.

  • ow, you could at least spiffy it up with some effects... if it's about tripping... not that it was bad. just pining for perrfectzionee.

  • I predict the next stupidlets will be named Twig, Stick, and Branch. Or maybe they'll name them after bits from a snow machine?

  • Stopping dumb from happening starts with putting a bar hanging at head level on every door.

  • Midgets will rule the world...

  • Also people that know how to duck.

  • Sean, you were at your ranting best with this one. I know it's not to be bragged about but I watched this with my 12 yr old son and he laughed a lot but had a little trouble keeping up with your lightening quick diatribe. Leave Palin to her incestuous offspring and have a sarcastic new year!

  • "Trip" isn't that what happens when you fall over yourself? Or maybe he was named in honor of Levi's dope dealing mother...

  • Trip, Trap...sounds like they are goats crossing a bridge.

  • God damn mass murdering feet!! GOD DAMN TURD BABIES!!

    AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHH

    Also, happy new year :|

  • wow...i think you're on to something. fuck, if i was a dictator...

  • Even one who refuses change, dies amongst that which has overwhelmingly changed.

  • Thank you for the New Year's message! Now, where was I??? Oh, that's right, not naming any babies!

  • lol Chip and chad have competition. Hey man, check out Monkey Dust...think you'd love it. The Romans had the right idea: throw them Christians to the lions. xD

  • Thanks for Monkey Dust. Just watched "Racist Tomatoes". Now I'm going to have to watch everything else. :)

  • happy new year, Sean

  • Happy new year to you too, sir. I look forward to a year of Gratex videos!

  • Doesn't TRIPP also mean to fall flat on your face?

  • Yep. What a great start in life that little chap has been given.

  • Don't like Stupid?

    Stay out of the USA and churches in general.

  • Perhaps we should try eugenics again...

  • Yep, another fine Taylor Gifts customer.  (You don't wanna know, Sean. But I'm sure you can glean the context of it.)

    "Fuck off, fly." Haha.

  • "Tripp Johnson" sounds like a gay porn star name. Um... I've heard.

  • Is that right? ;)

  • Sean, do a google on "Dad charged with murder in daughter's snow death"

    And Happy New Year from us hillbillies in Texas!

  • That story has got everything in it. Death. Names. Headbanging. Snow.

  • Frankly seany if you find yourself in an Alaskan

    sports bar ya might have larger problems than

    the loudness of the Palin progeny.

    Din from hell that it would doubtless be.

  • There's one in the centre of town here. It looks nice from outside and I made the mistake of sitting down for a meal and a beer while waiting for a movie. My God. Televisions everywhere, setting up an obnoxious atmosphere that ate my soul while the loud idiot radio played.

  • Where are you walking?

  • Some people deserve to be named fuckhead.

  • What are they calling this one? I thought I heard it's "Trap" or maybe "Track" hell, maybe it's even "Truck".

    The Palins show all of us that in America, even mentally retarded people can accomplish so much...

  • Truck wouldn't even be a surprise.

  • i was just about start hounding you for another video...you maybe working on your DVD but you've got responsibilities to your fans...i know your human but-wait a minute, no your not, your Sean Bedlam...with the powers only to move a mob!!!! (gladiator quote, and russ is an aussie too)

  • Sean or Bruce is a girls name??? Since when? LOL

  • A what? Wow. See folks? That's how dumb these motherfuckers can be without any extra special effort.

  • Rocketman16 your video vomit is fit for mouth breathing retards. Criticism from you is laughable.

  • You're so worked up you're pacing

  • alaskan snow thug

    hhahah

  • You rule. Or should. I say we start a civil war.

  • Palin has just been voted the Most Desirable Neighbor by a US Magazine...

    Sorry for making your head explode, mate!

    Happy New Year!

    5 *****

  • Really? I guess some dudes like their woman lacking in character or personality.

  • The other end of the scale, according to that article, is the Worst Neighbor Award. It is a photo finish between Britney Spears and Victoria Beckham...

    Onya!

  • This is the best video I've seen so far today!

  • why dont u talk about something else other than...making fun of a baby?

  • because its funny... and he's a comedian ... well slap me with a wet fish, a funny comedian... yeah I agree darkside - lets not make fun of anyone to make ourselves laugh.

  • No, feel sorry for the baby. Make fun of idiots.

  • Christ.

  • how....no, yes! how DO u stop dumb from happenin? 5 star

  • You could start by using proper English.

  • Let's not fight among ourselves! ;)

  • I think the key to stopping dumb is education. Yes, I believe the children are our future, teach them well and let them lead the way.

    So we must educate people. So the next time you see someone who is dumb, tell them. Inform them of their dumbness. They'll thank you...someday.

  • Almost every politician, including Sarah Palin are extremely educated. W. Bush even went to Yale or Harvard. Education means nothing. You can't polish a turd.

  • just cause they got 2 Harvard or Yale doesn't mean they graduated

  • muahahhaa

  • true. "Fuck head" was tossed about by the Palin's.

    i don't think we will see a large surge in TRIP'S in american kids

    but the important question is- in your last 40 videos, you are swatting flies every 5 seconds. what the hell?

    and also, did you wife kick you out?

    and are you coming to itch?

  • Australia is all about flies, but I think more clearly outside in the harshness of flyworld. I'll have a video for Operation Itch asap.

  • "Where people have to survive by their wits." Okay, that'd be why you have an internet connection ya spaz.

  • Oh gosh, another insight from someone who thinks gratex is a super-man! Vague failed observations, pal. I"M NO SPAZ!!!!!

  • "I"M NO SPAZ!!!" Wow, nice losing The Alaskan Warlock.

  • "Republi-cunt" You are the master of term coinage, you are. I've just decided it. I'm pinning a medal on you in my head already.

  • I was hoping for another Dramasporg, a name

    too good to let die.

  • I love you maaaaaaan, you're a fucking pro, you don't just have the time, the will, or the jaded vein attempt at not being apathetic, but you got the fuckin delivery, very professional, wouldn't that be funny being god, looking down at what I assume would be a very evolved version of the sims, and seeing this dude walking along a street yelling at a camera that's taped to a stick. I'd be like, best expansion pack ever, take care.

  • im using dipshitery

  • Favorite new word..."dipshittery". Sean I love you.

  • I was a bees dick away from agreeing with you. :D

  • There's enough idiots in this world.

    One more won't make a difference.

    @ 1:21 "We can only hope he commits suicide" ROFL

  • "fuck off fly" LOL

  • I am hoping your videos kill the sperm of stupid humans.

  • happy new year... xxx

  • Good for you.

  • I thought his name was Trig? Like trigger? Tripp is a cool name I knew someone named Trip once he was cool.

  • 5/5

  • I knew a boy at school called Robin Banks, what were his parents thinking, FFS? Does that mean he may become his own namesake? Good luck with that! Lmao!

  • Americans are retarded. What do you expect from them? Trip, Tucker, Bristol, Skeeter, Levi, Bud, Cletus. If you ever encounter person with this mane turn away and go.

  • the poor bugger, he cant help being born. we should kidnapp him for lots of money and disguise him as a punk band

  • By golly gee wiz Sean I looked it up, Tripp is not a Christian name. Its meaning: to take a long walk off a short pier.

  • Her next child will be named Fall.

  • Fall or Fail?

  • Trip and Fall would be a cute act, but Fail works, maybe short for Phalen. If there is a third sibling maybe that could be Slip

  • Wouldnt it be better if he hopped on his snow machine, covered himself in Petrol, lit himself on fire and they slammed his snow machine into his families house at high speed hopefully setting them all on fire?

  • fuckin people... should have named him Gingerale Johnston, or I <3 Huckabees Johnston.. you know, something with flair

  • ur such a cheer upping guy!

  • that isnt sarcasm!!! i mean it just like that. its like u come along , everybody's sitting in a dark room, with their emo hair, and u just turn the light on and say 'whats the fucks u on about, sittin in the dark? get up u lazy bitches!'

  • Well, I appreciate that, thank-you very much! :)

  • you know this problem you have with flies sean? i have a suggestion... it sounds kinda crazy but it i'm sure it'll work... take a wide-brimmed hat & hang corks from it... i know it sounds nuts but you trust me, in years to come... i will be... hailed... as Ay Vis-ee-on-air-ay i shit you not. i'm hear to help my friend. look in my eyes. see the sincerity.
  • LOL!

    shit i'm funny, YT should really be paying me too.

    p.s can you admit that Palins' daughter is fucking hot?

  • I was just thinking "I hope Sean updates today" and voila! You have fulfilled my wish.

  • there's two sides to the stupid issue. If it wasn't for stupid people a great many people who are of mediocre intelligence could not make enough money to support themselves in technical jobs. Well... most can't already but there would be MORE of them - if it wasn't for stupid people. Stupid people take the very highly paying administrative jobs... and also all the marketing jobs.

  • "How do you stop DUMB from happening?!"

    Well, natural selection used to take care of that...

  • you cant stop dumb coming into the world son

  • haha genius

    only seanbedlam could make a funny video talking about a doomed idiot baby committing suicide and hundreds of people getting murdered in the middle east. well now i dont think its so funny.

  • Damn! I fucked up again, I was trying to make a plea for a return to family values like hard work, honesty and incest.

  • sean, you are one funny ass motherfucker

  • Gracias.

Loading...