Chuck Norris Tribute Part 2

[MEPHILIS1337]

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.

When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris beat Medusa in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek"; he plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-yo­u"

Mr. T beat Chuck Norris in a game of tic-tac-toe. In retalliation, Chuck Norris invented racism.

Chuck Norris is so cool he lost his virginity before his dad. How? He went to The Virgin Islands. Now they're just The Islands.

[jamnie88]

Chuck Norris be praised

[BearMaster9013]

Great!!!