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  • Mom? 

  • Be a barman, you get the worst women ever deciding you're 'hot stuff' and then say they'll do the extremely dirty stuff to get acouple free drinks.

    I can't say about the women. But there are alot of 'free drinker' moms out there!

  • I would have to be smashed to even sleep with that woman, looks like a dime store hooker to me L'sssssssssss

  • lmao. i wish all officers were that awesome.

  • imma go take a shit... when i get back this better be a top comment!!!

  • So funny..... The cop is both scared and amused...

  • you do have the right to refuse a breathalizer test... Just sayin

  • @1784Blade in australia, refusing a breathalizer test gets you the worst penalty you can get

  • This crap is what makes us Americans look so dang bad! People like her go out and get blazed and the media eats it up like a wildfire! This kinda stuff just pisses me off!

  • @StankyYeti Using words like "dang" make you look bad.

  • @JLP228 Hate some more, man!

  • Keep blowing Keep blowing

    Keep blowing

    Dont stop

  • officer: whos beer is this

    Driver: thats your beer bitch.......

  • الحمد لله على نعمة الاسلام

  • @salem9715 haha u said it brother.

  • Did anyone notice the vodka ad before this video?

  • nice bullet to the head wont hurt

  • @nuckinfuts32330 cop:"(hahahahaha) well thats ok..."

  • I havent had a cunt all night, drinkstable.

  • hey that's my sister!!!! you go girl!!! i'm BILLIE JOLENE!!!

  • SHUT UP FUCKING AUSTRALIAN DUMBASS!

  • GUYS that male police officer is from remo 911!!

  • Thats a woman!!!????? Motherfucker what an ugly bitch!!!!!

  • @quinlanguy101 You would though. You know you would.

  • immo blow u away mutha fucka. LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • The title clearly states what this video is about. If you don't like it, don't watch it! I really think that some people intentionally watch videos of things they don't like just so they can bitch about something. It's really kind of sad to think that some people have nothing better to do than to try and pick a fight with someone on the internet. Discussing something is one thing. But going back and forth saying awful things to eachother should have no place on youtube!

  • @1985breezegirl theres an old saying arguing on the internet is like the special olympics even if you win you're retarded

  • @boozerthethird, my sister in-law had her mum taken away from her because of a drunk driver, so no, i find no amusement in it, i also find no amusement in the fact that you think the only people who can care enough about this are Christians, fyi i'm an Atheist. The only thing amusing about this video is that she got caught and hopefully got her dues.

  • @HCOUTinot her mum shouldnt have been out of the kitchen.

  • WHAT A LADIE xD

  • And I got a JD commercial...

  • "I might blow on yew behbeh!" L00000000L

  • "I'm Irish" Bollox,she's about as Irish as I am,lol! Seems like even cops have a sense of humour!

  • omg you ppl get so butt hurt about the most stupid shit someone change the tittle to funny drunk instead of drunk driver so ppl will stop crying like little bitches

  • It's Rosco P. Coltrane."gyuh gyuh gyuh I love I love it."

  • and i thought my mom was funny when she was drunk, dont worry wasnt driving home that night....

  • Shit, I think the cop's cute as hell, too, and I haven't had anything to drink...

  • This is disgusting not hilarious

  • Uggghhhhh... Goddamned white people...

  • YUCK!

    When it comes to THAT drunk driver, there is nothing and... I mean nothing... at all... even remotely... uuhhh... eeerrrr........

    I'll be right back, I have to vomit...

  • ...I need some luvvvv baby!...

  • hey, whos dumb fucking idea was it to make one of the top comments "there is nothing hilarious about drunk drivers" i mean comeon who really supports that here? its the god damn internet, a place where you can laugh at someone's suffering and not feel bad about it. SOCCER MOMS GO HOME and take your good christian kids with you.

  • @boozerthethird You can't laugh at a young girl on her 17th birthday who had had a little too much to drink and had to hurry home for her party yet ended up rolling down a hillside and was killed. The officer that had to give the news to the parents had to do it while everyone was still partying and waiting for the birthday girl. There is NOTHING funny about drunk drivers.

  • @blehblehoi I can see how that would be a good point but THIS video is not about a 17 year old girl and even in that instance, even though its shitty its still her own damn fault for getting in the car. Just because normally nothing bad happens doesnt mean when it does you get pitty. With the incident aside would you rather spend the whole day crying or laughing? because I think I know what one I'd choose.

  • @boozerthethird That's a good point but if we keep treating them like their a clown and drunk driving has any high points to it then you have another person saying "Well if all else fails, if I get caught I might as well act funny." After checking records of how many innocent drivers are killed by a drunk driver who barely got a scratch in a collision, I have a hard time finding it funny. As long as you can recognize the grims as well as the "funny" moments, then it's all cool.

  • @boozerthethird I agree 100%

  • @boozerthethird fuck you and your gay thumbs up followers.

    based.

  • @boozerthethird ure life is a fail

  • @dinzg2306 Your spelling is a fail. So therefore you are a fail. Oh man, isn't it awesome being able to be a dick on the internet.

  • @dallasdoby3 sry didnt know that ure a son of a biatch.....i can write what i want so stfu

  • @dallasdoby3 i hope a fcking drunk car driver kills u tommorow

  • @dinzg2306 Man, you really are an asshole.

  • @dallasdoby3 still not dead?? damm......i think i should come over to u and do it myself....fcking gaylord

  • @dinzg2306 :] Now I can turn you into the FBI for terroristic threats. You're also pretty stupid.

  • @boozerthethird its the internet RELAX YOU NERD RAGING SPAZZ

  • @jeanismohamed thats what he was saying...

  • @MrHaaZee by doing the same thing? get out of here if you cant understand english child

  • @boozerthethird Your my hero

  • @boozerthethird i love you

  • @boozerthethird I'm Christian and I don't support the cops or their agendas and I'm against the New World Order. Maybe you shouldn't be so judgmental. In fact our religion declares we shouldn't judge.

  • @JamesRideout123 Your a fuck wit

  • @boozerthethird sorry people like to post there opinion you can control it

  • i love this cop

  • from the golden girls hahahahahaha

  • that cop just kept laughing

  • Keep blowin, Keep blowin, Keep blowin, Keep blowin, Don't stop!

  • That lady cop... I've seen her before in the bible, she arrested Jesus!!! Famous!

  • Irish drunks?  No...that never happens.

  • ...mom?

  • she can't vote because she's irish?

  • "I'm better than me!" Love it. Drunking driving though is f*ed up though

  • "I'm better than me!" Love it. Drunking driving though is f*ed up though

  • shut the F**k up Narrator,

  • Fuqing ugly bitch thinks she looks good.

  • there is nothing funny about what she says !!!! shi talks shit!!!  SHHHHIIIITTTTT!!!!!

  • put it in your mouth and blow until I tell you to stop....... WOW

  • America's finest white trash.

  • there is nothing hilarious about drunk drivers

  • @HCOUTinot noone said she was driving,

  • @HCOUTinot It's hillarious to see how people get in shit, even when since birth they were warned not to drive drunk..

  • You guys must really get off on arguing with eachother over the net -Fap fap fap-

  • keep blowing keep blowing keep blowing keep blowing keep blowing DONT STOP

  • i need some love baby

  • haha old cop :D

  • No stupid,Australia is a country not a race,We are only polite to normal people.Fuck, your grasp of English is limited.I've talked to 5 year olds who have a better grasp of English than you.The Iowa school system must be real proud of you.The "alleged" refers to your claim that you are female,not that I'm insulting you.I show your replies to my friends and we shit ourselves laughing at how stupid you are.Go on reply with something really dumb as only you can.

  • @laiosto It's a crush. It must be since you keep replying. And I don't live in Iowa, idiot. Do you know what Iowa stands for? Idiots Out Wandering Around. I don't like Iowa; never have, never will. And you and your friends must have no life if you're laughing over comments made on the internet by a person you don't know but still insist on internet stalking. Stalker, think you could leave me alone? You know get a life; job; a girlfriend...though you'd have to pay her to hang with you.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Will you just fuck off.It is pathetic how you keep replying,aren't you bored?Do you have a life?When the replies come a week apart I feel that you finally get the idea to shut the fuck up,but no,retard trhat you are you keep replying.How can I make it clearer to a dimwit like you?FUCK OFF.

  • @laiosto Hey, I was enjoying your posts (she really is a piece of work) until I saw the one where you bashed Americans... that wasn't needed. We Americans you Australians and the rest of the BE have been forced into the role of being the conscience and police force of the world, we need to stick together, don't let an idiot like her make you think we are all that dumb. Anyway, I'm coming down to Oz in June to visit some relitives in Sydney can't wait to crack open a Toohey's and have some BBQ

  • @lawnsausages Hey no offence to you my friend,but you have to admit that the USA is currently suffering a glut of idiots as shown by that fool.For people that have never left their postcode to claim they are in the greatest country on Earth,really annoys the hell out of people around the planet.I know not all Americans are that stupid but,boy, do they reinforce the stereotype of the dumb American.Catch a game of Rugby League when you visit and enjoy your visit.

  • @laiosto I keep replying because you keep replying. And the comments come a week apart because I only come on Youtube when I'm bored, so...yes, I am bored. That's why I'm replying. Which goes to show that you know absolutely nothing, Stalker. So, Stalker, why do you end your questions in a period mark? Are you sure that you're smarter then me? Absolutely sure? I dunno, at least I'm not silly enough to have an internet crush, Stalker.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine The only person who would want to be stalking you ,you worthless piece of shit, is Miss Teen USA wanting her braincell back.Improve the human race by having a hysterectomy,ensuring you remove your imbecilic genes from the human gene pool.

  • @laiosto Only if you have a vasectomy to go with that lobotomy, Stalker. Obviously you are a stalker, because you continually reply to my posts even though you insist that you are not stalking me, that you hate my guts, and that I am an idiot. Obviously, these are all lies. Especially that last one. If you can come up with something better then insulting my intelligence and my uterus, feel free to reply! It only further proves that you are a Stalker. Besides, boys are mean to girls they like.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Men must be hard to come by where ever it is you are grazing.Get this into your pin skull.I am not giving you the last word in this argument.So sell a kidney or two to pay for the hysterectomy,and once again a hearty FUCK OFF.Fantasize all you want but don't involve me in your stalker wet dreams.I am dry retching merely at the sight of your ugly four eyed head.

  • @laiosto Won't give me the last word? Then you will never stop hearing from me. And I will continue to call you a Stalker, because that's what you are. The first comment in this little argument was several months old to begin with, so you started with whole charade. And, like I said, I will get a hysterectomy when you get a vasectomy. Besides, why would I want to fantasize about an overweight, middle aged Aussie with no social skills to go with his distinct lack of hair? Get real!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Wonk wonk wonk.STFU you dumb waste of skin.Since English won't shut you up I'll reply in gibberish.Srftf gwgysdn iyhnkunh shgghbn ?

  • @laiosto You just made yourself seem really stupid right there, Stalker. Good luck with that!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine sftqssqy!!!! DDGFDCHBUTF?

  • @laiosto He's regressed to his baby years. Poor, poor Stalker.

    Dude, you can't win. Give up before you seem like a person with down syndrome banging away on a keyboard.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine fdgttg/

  • @laiosto It's funny how you think you can shut me up by making yourself sound stupid. Good luck with that!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine rtre????

  • @laiosto Sooner or later, you'll get tired of sounding like an idiot and stop replying. don't you know that you can't win an argument against a woman?

  • @laiosto You didn't know? Oh, well, to bad! Because I'm never going to shut up until you stop replying. Such are the virtues of being female. We never run out of things to say or complain about.

  • @laiosto Dude, that's not even a reply. That's blank. Did you really think that would stop me? You can't win. Just give up.

  • @laiosto Commenting with nothing isn't going to work.

  • @laiosto I told you that it's not going to work. Better come up with something else.

  • @laiosto This used to be a source of entertainment. Now it's just boring.

  • @laiosto boring

  • @laiosto This will be my last post only because you turned what used to be a source of entertainment for me into a boring list of blank posts. Goodbye, Stalker. I hope you find someone else to stalk because I will no longer reciprocate your stalker-like tendencies.

  • @laiosto 

  • Did he touch her breasts?

  • I thought it was funny

    laiosto is a douch

  • Fuck off Rosie O'Griffin.Is this all you got in your life?Your whole family's combined IQ wouldn't make a moron.

  • @laiosto HE HAS A CRUSH!!! HE HAS A CRUSH!!! YOUTUBE STALKER!!! YOUTUBE STALKER!!! And the Rosie O'Donald/Meg Griffin insult isn't very creative. Did you go to school? Don't you have anything more insulting? That actually kinda made me laugh when you first put it down and not in a 'ha ha, that's kinda funny' way, but more in a 'ha ha, is that all he's got? He's an idiot' fashion. If you're going to insult someone, use some intelligent ones. You just proved your lack of IQ, Youtube Stalker.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine I know I'm the only male that you've ever conversed with that hasn't vomited all over you,but here in Australia when a man insults a female (alleged) and tell her to get fucked that ends it.And btw genius,I know you wear thickass glasses,but the Griffin I'm comparing you to is Peter Griffin off The Family Guy.If you missed that part of the insult then your prescription needs upgrading.You are dumbest american on youtube,and that's up against some very tough competition.

  • @laiosto Dude, you insulted me. There's no 'allegedly' about it. And my glasses aren't that thick, actually, but you're an idiot if that's the best you can come up with, Oh Stalker My Stalker. But if Stalker wants to believe that, then I guess he can. And aren't Aussie's supposed to be polite or something like that? A failure to your race, Stalker, a failure to your race. And if the female Aussie's just back off, then they aren't worth knowing. Real women don't take shit from asshole stalkers.

  • This happened in 1992. Imagined if it happened now the fucking officers would already taserd her ass

  • Hey Narrator, can we watch the fucking video? or are you going to speak every 4 seconds?

  • Oh the American southland. Truley is 1 of a kind

  • y byu

  • my favorite part was where she said, "I can't stand nobody thinks I'm better than me"

  • Wait until she sobers up in jail she isnt going to be so happy

  • that summa bith right there, thinks that i'm better then me

  • God, dude, you are such a jerk! Why is a Brit commenting on American videos, anyway? GO AWAY! Comment on the stupidity of some Bobbies or Peelers, why don't you! Jerk

  • @ChildOfTheDivine becasue the brits are betta then the ammis.. the ammis are dumbasses

  • @Amberdragons I don't know what that means, but I'm sure it's derogatory. However, I have no come back except for eff that. So, EFF THAT!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Bobbies?Peelers? What century are you living in?They use a British announcer because to most Americans a foreign accent sounds posh.Who wants to hear a cracker say "this ole gal had a mite to much moonshine."America,the land of the feeble and the home of the dumb.

  • @laiosto 1; I posted that 2 weeks ago. I'm past this clip. 2; I don't know British lingo, I looked those words up. 3; Just because a British announcer sounds posh, doesn't mean he needs to be a jerk. I like British announcers, but there's a line between being funny and being an ass. And it's not that thin. 4; I already didn't like this particular announcer in the first place. Look through the videos this user has put up using him as the announcer. He's a jerk. 4; Who won WWII? Hint: Not Britain.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine I'm not British either,You didn't know what posh meant? Who won WW2? You didn't.Until the British Commonwealth troops and our allies showed Americans how to fight,America was getting it's ass kicked.Pearl Harbour,Bataan ,the Phillipines,Operation Torch ring a bell?,The Brits gave their knowledge freely to America,eg radar,the jet engine and stupidly allowed America to overtake them,because they were broke.And I agree about the stupity of a Pom voicing over American idiots.

  • @laiosto WWI, WWII; in one of them we came riding in on horses and routed out the German (I thought it was WWII, but it might have been I). I didn't really pay attention in History during that lesson. I like older history. And Pearl Harbour was a surprise attack that we didn't even deserve because we wanted no part of the war. Not sure about those others. And money always wins a War because you have to pay for it somehow. Glad you agree on the Pom voice over. Except for the idiot part, though.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Both WW1 and WW2.America came in like a smartarse thinking they just had to show up and everyone would surrender on the spot. They found out different.Anyway what does that have to do with you?.Unless you're 80 years old you didn't participate in either.What are you 10?My daddy is bigger than your daddy.You listened to the Spicegirls?That is so embarrassing I'd keep that to myself if I was you.

  • @laiosto Me being there or not wasn't the point. And neither was who won the war or who came in like what. Americans are smartasses and we're proud to be because no one fucks with us. That my daddy is bigger then your daddy comment was just plain juvenile and stupid. I don't have a Daddy, dumbass. And the Spicegirls were the shit, back in the day! Key words being; back, in, the, and day. Also, I was 6. What did I know? Point being, this narrator is a jerk. End point. End conversation. Good day!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Kid,no-one Fucks with America?Are you aware of a group called the taliban,Al qaeda 9/11?No-one wants to fuck with America because you have so many morons there that do a great job at fucking America themselves.We all shit ourselves laughing at these videos because of idiotic actions shown,and 95% all videos are American,usually from some Southern Redneck county.

  • @laiosto Dude, don't call me kid and I already said I'm done with this conversation. You want to be an ignorant asshole? Fine by me. Just don't do it around me. Go play somewhere else on the internet, smartass. I'm past this video and this conversation. Don't portray yourself as a moron with nothing better to do then play up dumbass stereotypes that are gross exaggerations of the truth at best and outright lies at worst. Oh, and only dumbasses fuck with America...dumbass.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Dude don't call me dude.You want to start an argument ,tell your story and fuck off when you are done and can't come up with anymore ripostes?It won't happen with me sonny.The answer is simple,don't start what you can't finish fuck-knuckle.Now I'm done with you dumbarse.

  • @laiosto You are just as much of an asshole as the narrator. I told you I was done with this conversation three days ago. Yet you insist on replying to me like you have to have the last word. I didn't start this argument, you did when you replied to a post that was several WEEKS OLD. And don't call me sonny, I'm not a male and I'm not some lame ass character in some stupid flash game people are obsessed with. If you want to be the kind of person who finishes with his fists, fine. I use words.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine What is wrong girlie?Don't like losing an argument? I'm on holidays so I got time to argue.Like all bitches you argue ,when you get beaten and shown up for the silly idiot you are,it is always "I'm done now.I don't wan't to argue no more".I know it is lame arguing,but stupid comments and then further stupid replies really bring out the worst in me.Now that is my final word.

  • @laiosto I was done three weeks ago. Before you started the argument. And, clearly, you need to get a life and get off of Youtube, if this is what you spend your Holidays doing. You pick a random comment one person makes about the narrator that several people actually agree with that was posted several WEEKS ago and decide to turn it into a pointless argument that had no business being started. Either get a life or go to a bar and get a hooker so you can beat beat her for $20/hr. You asshole.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine I 'd rather beat you like a red headed step child, you British accent hating,dumb bitch.Back to you little miss "no-one messes with americans".Get a boyfriend so you can increase your IQ by 100%.

  • @laiosto Yup, see, there is the ignorance. I don't hate British accents. Just this narrator. And smart countries don't mess with the US because they know that we're psychotic motherfuckers who can and will shoot them on sight. And my IQ is significantly higher then any other female because I don't have a boyfriend. Don't need one. Don't want one because of males like you who prove that all men are idiots and the ones who aren't are either married or gay. You ignorant prick. The end. Done. Fin.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine you are probably so ugly you would scare a dog out of a butcher's shop,that's why you don't have a boyfriend. You are so dumb and ugly you make the hicks on shows like Springer and Judge Judy look like Mensa candidates.Now were are done.Finito.

  • @laiosto You made two mistakes there. Trying to have a rational argument with 1, an American, and 2, a woman. It's amazing how Americans can make nationalities that have been brutalised by the Brits somehow hate the Yanks more. ChildOfTheDivine's ignorance is unforgiveable.

  • @laiosto God, you need a life.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine god you need to keep current with arguments.not post a comeback not weeks later.It sort of takes the zip out of any comeback,Where you been anyway?Searching for love amongst Iowa's dairy cattle?Trying to save on your internet bill for that much needed plastic surgery?

  • @laiosto I thought I blocked you. And I live in the City, not the Country, douchebag troller.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine it shows how good your computer skills are.You say you are in the army?I hope they don't let you near no electronic equipment or god help the Army.

  • @laiosto And the fact that you were wonder where I am makes me wonder where your intentions lie. Are you an internet pervert? Seriously, drop this conversation. Any replies to this will be taken as you having a crush on me and being unable to let it go. Get off the computer, go out into the real world, and find a girlfriend who can tolerate your whiny ass. You might have to pay her to get her to have sex with a male as unappealing as you, but I really don't care. GET A LIFE!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine EUGHHH!Don't flatter yourself you ugly skank.You slammed into every branch on the ugly tree as you fell off.You're the one who posts a comment against my username after a month's quiet and you expect me not to reply? Your thick hornrims are fogging with anticipation but you aren't my type unfortunately.I prefer women,not a cross between Rosie O'Donnell and Peter Griffin off the Family Guy.So fuck off and go rub one off to a picture of that studly bull you met on the farm .

  • @laiosto Yup, now I have to assume you have a crush on me because you replied. INTERNET STALKER!!!

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Yeah right internet stalker.I suggest you stop eating those Oreos you keep in your pocket and save them for the next blind guy you meet. Give them to his guide dog and maybe you will lucky and score,with the dog I mean.BTW are you a child of Divine the infamous fat drag queen of the 70s?There is a strong resemblance there.Goodbye and good riddance loser.

  • @laiosto Yup, he has a crush. I know because he keeps protesting and saying that he doesn't. Those who protest the most usually identify closest to the thing they're protesting. Like homophobes being closet gays. And dude, I wasn't even born in the 70s. Really? You think you could find a different way to get my attention since you seem to be craving it so badly?

  • @ChildOfTheDivine Are you still annoying me Rosie O'Griffin?Insulting you is pointless because you're so thick most of the insults fly fight over your head.Here in words of two syllables or less is my message.YOU VERY UGLY,YOU VERY DUMB,ME NOT INTERESTED (sorry 4 syllables,don't let your brain explode).FUCK OFF.

  • @laiosto If you're not interested, then why do you continue to reply to my comments? Hm? Mixed messages much? And I bet my IQ level is higher then yours. You need to get a life and stop Youtube stalking me. If you're not interested, stop replying. Simple as that.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine

    I really hate to be the bad guy here but you are kind of ugly...

    but you are right in the fact that you don't have a boyfriend...

    furthermore insulting America won't make you seem patriotic...

  • @Bughaoew You've never seen me in real life, so fuck off. I don't have a boyfriend because all the guys I know are either taken or unappealing to the point of disgusting, so fuck off. (Note: I am frequently flirted with whenever I go out, so, again, fuck off.) Um, I'm a member of the United States Army and the most patriotic person I know. I'm not insulting America, I'm insulting dumbass Americans. So, once more, say it with me! Fuck. Off. You. Asshole. (Going through old comments is a bit sad.)

  • @ChildOfTheDivine You have videos of yourself on your channel... so yeah...

  • @Bughaoew Posted a 3-something in the morning with a shitty webcam...yeah, real representative of me.

  • @ChildOfTheDivine yeah... you don't look good unless you always look good.

  • @Bughaoew Words only a douchebag could say.