" I want my boss brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
Classic vid: loved watching it. Holiday shopping through Facebook is so much easier. My friend told me about Regenevive skin care which I purchased online in their facebook store. Cool.
WONDERFUL! Comedy without it how is the question. Oh this is a classic -- Chevy Chase miss the dude It is a bit "Nippley out" -- Can I take something out for you she says,,
Her name is Nicolette Scorsese. If you go on google and type "Nicolette Scorsese celebrity movie archive" you will see a scene with her titties from another movie.
she was born in 1954 so she's almost 66 now, which is a shame. you're right she is fucking sexy but i wouldn't go as far as saying she's hotter than megan fox.
@RustySporks Her name is Nicolette Scorsese and she was born in 1954. So she would have been 35 when Christmas Vacation came out and 56 years old today.
@DES32988 My daughter and I wore out a VHS tape, then bought a DVD when it was available on that format. I damned near died the first time I watched it at home. I had almost contracted pneumonia and it took me 3 days to watch it all due to my severe coughing brought on by the laughing. Well worth it though!
I lol'd at ur comment!! This movie is so funny mainly because EVERY family can relate to it in some way. Whether it be the annoying cousin, stuff going wrong with the house, nothing working right etc.....
"Can I take something out for you?" "HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!!!!" XD lmfao Goodness gracious, I love that! rofl
nascarfanatic2425 3 days ago
O boy, you gotta love Mary. lol
nascarfanatic2425 3 days ago
i wish he was my dad!
MrKiefer42 1 month ago 2
:22 to :33 is just LOL.
RKVersion1 1 month ago
Beste scene in the movie!!
FCDH2008 1 month ago 2
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FCDH2008 1 month ago
"....I was just smelling, Smiling!....I was just blousi..BROWSING!" HAHAHAHAHA
joshkosh95 1 month ago
if i had a log
vicsridin09 1 month ago
"can't see the line, can ya, Rus?" "Nope." I laugh so hard every time! XD
ChaoticKill248 1 month ago 4
i really dont like clark in this scene..such a cheatin flirt...
MEgues 1 month ago
classic classic classic
dozermozely 1 month ago
" I want my boss brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?"
One of the best christmasfilms ever.
shane13233 1 month ago 9
What, Oh, uh... what happened? Ooof!
DozaArchives 1 month ago
Rust you cock blocker!
acatl33 2 months ago 3
Classic vid: loved watching it. Holiday shopping through Facebook is so much easier. My friend told me about Regenevive skin care which I purchased online in their facebook store. Cool.
nicolejennings1 2 months ago
I never realized that was Johnny Galecki until just now. Haha. He still looks like a little boy lol.
BrocxMalaak 2 months ago
@BrocxMalaak - the weird thing is that he and Chevy are now in competing sitcoms (and unfortunately Johnny is winning - in ratings at least)
the1musiclad 2 months ago
ALL i want for christmas is NIPPLES
caribguy1 2 months ago
1:00 epic moment
iammighty1 2 months ago
cant's see the line, hmm.. don't want to see the line..)
ghjkjhg55 2 months ago
WONDERFUL! Comedy without it how is the question. Oh this is a classic -- Chevy Chase miss the dude It is a bit "Nippley out" -- Can I take something out for you she says,,
HeavenlyRealms0910 2 months ago
yes she's awesome that nipply cold out side lols
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tinalb1959 3 months ago
LEONARD!!!!!
motboy2 3 months ago
Cant see the line Leonard, ahh I mean Russ
;)
eddievanpenis 4 months ago
2:06 (click-click-click) :)
killbucket1 4 months ago
No shit!
Massio89 5 months ago
cant see the line, can you...
2mnyshp 6 months ago
blouse browsing lmao ledgend
SteraLizeHD 6 months ago
"She's history, and she obviously doesn't wear underwear"
Steve1827 6 months ago
That smile she gives in him in the beginning is worth more than a silk necktie. I'd be stumbling over my words too.
Tubetopfan1 6 months ago
I love how Russ isn't surprised at all the first time he looks over and sees him.
HoodyBoy85 7 months ago
how does clark get such sexy women?
nativewizard 8 months ago
I was just smelling, smiling... I was just looking around for my wife...god rest soul
wazzomaster92 8 months ago
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"What? What happened?"
iamthewalrus374 9 months ago
"'Tis the season to be Merry." "Well that's my name." "No Shit"
mashui99 9 months ago 18
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@mashui99 LOL what does that mean?
MUSCLES603 2 months ago
"Can't see the line, can you, Russ?" ^^
HyPreA 9 months ago
You have to love Clark!
reginanichols89 9 months ago
Cant see the line can you Russ?
Nugent7928 10 months ago
omg his face at the end
thinkulye 1 year ago
haha What?? what happened??
Tacorapido 1 year ago
EPIC FACE AT THE END!
yourballsareinert 1 year ago
i cant believe she would be 57 now
monsterabyss1992 1 year ago
The greatest laugh in cinema history - when Chevy responds to her question that she take something out for him.
Boudosaved 1 year ago
Sure looked like Lisa Kudrow to me, but I suppose this could have been a "little" before her time.
MrRudeDog100 1 year ago
6 nuns wanted to watch "Songs of Praise" instead.
Salamander6969 1 year ago
Her name is Nicolette Scorsese. But I don't think she is related to Martin Scorsese
houghton123able 1 year ago
WHO IS SHE??? WHERE CAN I WATCH IN HD? NEED MORE FAP MATERIAL
LatestUFOSightings 1 year ago
@LatestUFOSightings
Nicolette Scorsese.
maxrenn7 1 year ago
2:05 excellent sales technique. i'd buy anything she's selling
KingP1n81 1 year ago 2
this clip would be a bit better if the picture was clearer
houghton123able 1 year ago
would love to know what u call the girl in this scene as she is a babe
anaconda10100 1 year ago
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11181001 1 year ago
shes not even wearing panties.. you can see her vag not the lips but her vag..
gf8940 1 year ago
i was just smelling smiling. blousing browsing. so good.
XnolimitsoldierX 1 year ago
LOL, What, what happened?!?
Striwa88 1 year ago
"and obviously she doesn't wear underwear" WTF??? hilarious nonsensical humor
Boudosaved 1 year ago 2
She's 56. She was 35 when this came out.
jph2000 1 year ago
probably the most perfect wry smile I've seen 1:40
Boraflux 1 year ago
When Chevy Chase ruled physical comedy!!!
Boudosaved 1 year ago
LOL can i take something out for you?
missbubbles76 1 year ago
@missbubbles76 the laugh that follows is the greatest laugh in movie history.
Boudosaved 1 year ago
'Tis the season to be merry...'
'Well, that's my name."
'No shit..."
Freakin hilarious! Damn I was like 7 when this movie make out!
WeepingWillow2616 1 year ago
"Can i show you somethig?" YOU JUST DID!!!!!
ar15freak 1 year ago
hahha
SierraSons 1 year ago
happy shopping!!
sydneyrain3333 1 year ago
Greatest christmas movie EVER
94jg 1 year ago
Nicolette Scorsese played Mary in Christmas Vacation
waley1gator 1 year ago
I never say "it's nippy" to describe cold anymore, always nippley :D
GeneralAmeli0 1 year ago 20
@GeneralAmeli0 wouldnt be the christmas season if the stores werent any hooter...hotter than they are
kevindiesal 1 year ago 2
@kevindiesal Christmas, as in Yule log..NOT a LOG! I don't have log, but I mean you know
GeneralAmeli0 1 year ago
@kevindiesal "What did I say, nipple?!" Lol!
WeepingWillow2616 1 year ago
Did you now that "Gris" means "pig" in swedish?
Raksoo1993 1 year ago
@Raksoo1993 jag vet.
girlsman4u 1 year ago
Her name is Nicolette Scorsese. If you go on google and type "Nicolette Scorsese celebrity movie archive" you will see a scene with her titties from another movie.
Alientank 1 year ago
every christmas....
MrDirk4real 1 year ago
This movie is ageless.
WildBill6942 1 year ago
Best Christmas Movie EVERRRRR
MrRawdawg1990 1 year ago
Can't see the line, can you Russ?
ChrisTaz923 1 year ago
will proceed to like this 10 times a day for the next month
WeAreVanzetti 1 year ago 2
If every department store had a "Merry", we would wouldn't be in such a financial funk...
KA-CHING! ;)
odiemodie1 1 year ago
This movie is great, and this is one of my favorite parts...she is so hot, and at the right counter...What guy would not buy from her....LOL
luvthenet 1 year ago
Oh! No! She's not dead yet, we're divorced. She's history! My family watches this movie multiple times every year. Best movie ever made.
groomlakealien 1 year ago
yess yes...its a bit nippley out....i mean nippy out!....what am i sayig nipple?...LMFAO!
kylenepoulette 1 year ago
@kylenepoulette my dad and i love this movie and we quote this scene every time
kevindiesal 1 year ago
@kevindiesal lol...same here....this movie is the best!
kylenepoulette 1 year ago
I love how nearly the whole thing is a big ingenious Freudian slip full of damn good puns :)
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MondoMovie1977 1 year ago
best xmas film by 1000000 miles, watch it every year
jonesleedj 1 year ago
Russ?
lulem400 1 year ago
You have the wrong title. It should be "Christmas Shopping - Men Style".
toophatpoyo 1 year ago 2
@toophatpoyo hahaha ur so right
NeverAgain1985 1 year ago
'Can't see the line, can you, Russ? Nope.' *Clark just realizes he was talking to Russ.* Bwahaha!!! XD
Steven197981 1 year ago
what is the actress's name
zymmyiscool 1 year ago
Rusty should've minded his own damn business!!!!!!!
MrBleekgilliam 1 year ago
She does take something out for him...her sweet ass!
johnedsel 1 year ago
Can I take something out for you?.... "Laughs"....
klabkebash 1 year ago
Chevy Chase in this scene is fantastic.. I mean, it takes real talent to pull this kind of thing off.... love these movies, absolute classics.
Reinpret 1 year ago
I bet she is the best seller employe og this shop.
jerryaltman 1 year ago
i would sniff her panties
timmyplane 1 year ago
"tiz the season to b marry"
"well thats my name"
"no shit"
the6cow6god6 1 year ago
"Cant see the line can you RUs?
"NOpe"
lool
GG100FDZ 1 year ago
i wish i had a woman who would just show herself to me without caring
thanos91794 1 year ago 2
HIS FACE AT THE END IS SO FULL OF WIN!!!!!
narutoanddbzrock 1 year ago 2
i love this and all the rest of the lampoons!
djfreshtraxx 1 year ago
"Can I take something out for you?"
CLASSIC
ilovetogofast88 1 year ago 12
God rest her soul....No shit!
razoredge45 1 year ago
So good. This was just on tv, then I had to log on to youtube to watch it again...heh
dhoerst 1 year ago
))) thanks dude
hernandezcreus 2 years ago
??))
hernandezcreus 2 years ago
WHAT IS she NAME
hernandezcreus 2 years ago
Nicolette Scorcase. No relation to Martin Scorcase.
tkfaclark 2 years ago
Clark is a little tongue tied. Can't blame him. I would be.
silverrhawk 2 years ago 2
I like when Chase's scenes with Kristie Brinkley in 'Vacation'. One of the most underrated alum of the original SNL.
SidJustice1 2 years ago
God, have mercy !!! 2:05 =]
MRcrispy00 2 years ago
Funnnnnnnyyyy :)
oinamor 2 years ago
0:59 HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bulldog22031 2 years ago
the actor who plays russle is leonard in big bang theory :D
aphroditeangel26 2 years ago
@aphroditeangel26
johnny galecki
blugreen123 1 year ago
la joven de la piscina en el sueño de clark griswold
maovandamme 2 years ago
Smooooth! This scene Kills me every time! LOL! LOL! Love the Griswolds
razoredge45 2 years ago 2
Nice :).
Neptune997 2 years ago
Can't see the line, can you russ?
Nope...
Russ?!?
jtb0322 2 years ago
"hooter-er-hotter than they are!
Can't see the line, can ya Russ?"
"nope."
Clark's face= priceless.
Epic movie.
marluxes 2 years ago 2
That chick is even hotter than Megan Fox. Damn, it's a shame she's probably in her 40's or possibly even 50's now.
RustySporks 2 years ago 17
i know yeah =(
shako5555 2 years ago
I'm sure guys would still be lining up to f**k her though.
petsounds75 2 years ago 8
she was born in 1954 so she's almost 66 now, which is a shame. you're right she is fucking sexy but i wouldn't go as far as saying she's hotter than megan fox.
xXAverageDudeXx 2 years ago
@xXAverageDudeXx
You mean almost 56, not 66.
I still think she looks better than Megan Fox. Plus she's a better actress. Plastic surgery couldn't fix Megan Fox's acting.
RustySporks 2 years ago 4
@RustySporks yeah my bad math lol. I don't know, I think she is damn sexy but Megan FOx is too hot.
xXAverageDudeXx 2 years ago
@RustySporks chevy chases wife in this movie is a KNOCK OUT.
hizzleeee 1 year ago
@RustySporks Her name is Nicolette Scorsese and she was born in 1954. So she would have been 35 when Christmas Vacation came out and 56 years old today.
SpringfieldGarand 1 year ago
@RustySporks ya she didn't do too many movies.
cflisthebest 1 year ago
@RustySporks She is 53 lol proly still hot
utcada 1 year ago
yes. It is a real shame. But someone else will arrive at scene.
qkwnwkw 1 year ago
@RustySporks I still fuck her
hiphopguru81 1 year ago
@RustySporks
I bet she's a Milf and still great lol
funkflash 1 year ago
@RustySporks Ain't nothing wrong, and I repeat nothing wrong, with a 40 to 50 year old. You'll come to appreciate the experience someday.
0ucantstopme0 1 year ago
....What, what happened...? I love that he grabs a pair of panties and starts patting his forehead with them!!!! This whole scene is priceless!!!
beatles4ever 2 years ago 2
sooo funny...a classic!! :-))
grimreal777 2 years ago
look kids Big Ben, Paliament!!!
hahaha Griswald owns!!!
Sloth55Chunk 2 years ago
tis the season to be merry!
well thats my name!
no shit?!
Jaredsfarm 2 years ago 10
best part!!! 2:04
hayesa1 2 years ago
I love his asthma laugh
oneznzeroz 2 years ago 3
Christie Brinkley plays the "hot chick" role better in the first National Lampoon's Vacation.
She had a sexy dress on, red Ferrari - and awesome song.
lawrencelugar7777 2 years ago
.........What!?.....What Happened???
LMAO!!!
derdc69 2 years ago 2
i was just looking for something for my wife.... God rest her soul... This entire scene is a chockful of chuckles
nomadineternity 2 years ago
Chevy Chase LOVES boobs. This wasn't acting.
SpikeLee3000 2 years ago 6
She is fuckin sexy as hell...
LukeUlrich42 2 years ago 27
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She's so fucking hot.
christian31Eagles 2 years ago 2
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his little chuckle at 1:58 is classic.
ScattyD88 2 years ago
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ScattyD88 2 years ago
his laugh gets me every time!
tylersmyler 2 years ago
lol !! " What ? What happened "
REDNECKDEW 2 years ago
Can't see the line can ya Russ?
Surfer041 2 years ago
No I don't have a log, not a log in the sense that you think I said ... BEST PART LOL
ADAMKTN 2 years ago 3
Russ you Cock-Block
Rockyinlp 2 years ago
Director's Daughter!!!
usmctanks1 2 years ago
1:42
Clark: Tis the season to be merry
Mary: Well that's my name
Clark: NO SHIT!!!
lmao!
joey2413 2 years ago
Is this the same girl they used in the pool scene??
dmx011 2 years ago
Yep. She was part of his fantasy :D
musicbrain5 2 years ago
damned russ should have been left at home...
wageiloba 2 years ago
DAMN!!!
Blits134 2 years ago
I was blousi-BROWsing
ahaaa
Chevy Chase is the man
GoxGoxGlamourxGirl 2 years ago
great!
biler123DOTdk 2 years ago
is that Sam Kinison in the background around 0:49?
Joee1257 2 years ago 3
ahhaahahah! it is!
squirrelnuts9000 2 years ago
Can I take something out for you?
LOL
ToBaer 2 years ago 3
it cracks me up that he wipes his face w/ a pair of women's underwear!
blugreen123 2 years ago 3
2:07 christ almighty!
blugreen123 2 years ago 2
the store is running less HOOTER, hotter than we are!!!! LOL hilarious!!!!
rajayuca 2 years ago
:'DD hahahahahahahahahhaa.
goldmiene01 2 years ago
can i take something out for you?
joemufc2 2 years ago
cant see the line can you russ? haha great movie.
thomas070784 2 years ago
Russ: No! :)
2009venjix 2 years ago
Who else's family watches this every Christmas!??
DES32988 2 years ago 89
@DES32988 My daughter and I wore out a VHS tape, then bought a DVD when it was available on that format. I damned near died the first time I watched it at home. I had almost contracted pneumonia and it took me 3 days to watch it all due to my severe coughing brought on by the laughing. Well worth it though!
edro3111 1 year ago
@edro3111
I lol'd at ur comment!! This movie is so funny mainly because EVERY family can relate to it in some way. Whether it be the annoying cousin, stuff going wrong with the house, nothing working right etc.....
DES32988 1 year ago
@DES32988 I do me and my family
flowerandpeaceangel 1 year ago
Chevy Chase looks like Christoph Teuner´s dad.
ratbatblue555 2 years ago
"Well..it is a bit nippley out..I MEAN nippy out..hahahah! WHAT DID I SAY NIPPLE??" lmfao
AngeL0fHeLL99 2 years ago 5