MST3K - Robot Holocaust - Part 7/10

[SinnFein4ever]

2:00

Dark One: "If they do come any closer,Valeria, I will be very angry with you."

Is it just me, or does Valeria seem to like that idea?

[Nemesis7293]

Worst line reading in the history of film....."I duhn't I will find out at once", as a complete run-on in a lifeless monotone. Jager's performance is actually getting WORSE as the movie progresses!

[dwarfsid]

"What's this? We're operating at only one-fourth percent of capacity."

"Then it must be the meter for reading capacity."

You can tell this was written for idiots by idiots because everything is repeated and explained endlessly.

Sorry to have explained that...

[Papallazarou]

Lovely....LOVELY!!!

(Frenzy)

[Daggie1977]

Mummy, mummy, make the nasty lady stop talking!

[CattlesnakeBlues]

Bad C3PO knock-off: "I am once again fully functional--"

Me: "Noooo!"

[IntroSpetful]

@3:28  "she must have studied at The Gabor Institute of Acting and Attitude", (with custom elocution by schwarzenegger)

[Wyatt19961212]

Why are there no guns in the future and that last line by crow had me lmao

[globbo100]

So the gay robot had explosive devices while he was de-electrifying the gate. Yes, a good part of me wished he exploded, killing the entire cast and crew.

[globbo100]

"The boy is dead, he feels nothing." And she would know this how, exactly?

[vveq]

8:00 Valaria sounds like Lily Von Shtupp in Blazing Saddles. "....Oh, a wed wose. How wuvwey."

[ElveeKaye]

What an untidy dungeon! Somebody needs to clear away those old bones and rotting bodies, do some dusting, and vacuum the place. Jeez, show a little pride in your torture rooms, people!

I like how, every time something happens, people just stand around watching, completely expressionless. And how come the "Dark One" never seems to know anything that's going on?

[wildcards420]

Oooohh, don't straddle that thing! LOL

[JackKlompus13]

"I just hope I find some pants"

Yeah, I do too.

[beggar1015]

That, ladies and gentlemen, is one of the liberators of Earth.

[chusidhe]

so in the future chicks are all super hot, robots are humanoid automatons with mannerisms similar to those of the negative stereotypes of gay men in the 1980s, and everyone is severely mentally deficient.

[zombiblogia]

¡Me encanta MST3K!

:D

[ShadesofScorpius]

WHAHAH I laughed so hard when the one chick touches the electric fence and runs the hell away.

[TomMSTie]

Either that or Valaria's "The uh auh doomed" should've been the stinger.

[grumblesa10]

Valeria is an example of what happens when a director/producer runs their auditions in a hot-tub...

[Portalbenderwinden]

Does she really talk like that? Whose idea was the stupid accent?

[antistrunt]

I think she was channeling Peter Sellers. "They are all dûmed!"

[Oppledeldoc]

Yes, I've never heard that word said with so many syllables.

[iamhewhoisiam]

or she got her inspiration from the woman in 'Werewolf'..

[ChaoticYak]

@iamhewhoisiam That idea is "absolutely fascinating."

[TheDarkSatirist]

@iamhewhoisiam rather the other way around. this movie came out ten years before Werewolf. But still, i think you're on to something.

[TomMSTie]

She was discovered by the producer...who she was living with at the time.

[USSJaneway]

This 'movie' is so bad I'm surprised they finished filming it, and even more shocked that somebody working on it didn't realise that completing it was a fruitless exercise and proceded to burn the reels. Thought I'd stick it out and comment to show my willingness to suffer through bad movies, all for the joy of MST3K riffs. Some films worse that others, and this one is WORSE.

Still, we got some good riifs out of it in the end.

'Wow, you got a cigarette there, darky baby?' LOL.

Yes, Duck Bun.

[grumblesa10]

Actors have to pay the bills, just like the rest of us. I'm sure they knew it sucked while it was in production, well probably everyone except the auteur anyway.

[USSJaneway]

I guess, but the moronic way everyone acts is almost too much for me. I barely made it to the end of this one....

All the more for Mike, Crow and Servo to make fun of huh? ;)

LOL at your Valeria comment btw. :D

[eyeballady]

I can never ever get enough of Crow's "kitty!" lines.

[MeddlingWithMetal]

'Movie' is so bad it's hard to watch it even with them talking....

[pretorious700]

God this "film" is wretched.

[couchfort]

No more comments? Am I the only one strong enough to tolerate this film? Must be cause it's...

"Rated B for Basements"

[fresnel149]

Probably because it's operating at one-fourth percent of power.

[pretorious700]

I'm not a mathematician, but wouldn't that work out to 0.25%?

[fresnel149]

Yuh-huh.