Most Retarded Aliens in Voyager

[EnterpriseKnight]

Retarded? They Shut Janeway up! Not even the borg were able to do that!

[DuneDemon8]

Same acting school as Kirk :D

[TheJezebeI]

Sufficient to say, this guy took the short starship to school.

[desiduds]

Janeway is the most retarded Alien.

[Charmolution]

Press 4 over and over again to watch Neelix get anal raped.

[CaitiVoltaire]

@Charmolution - That is way way too much than it should be.

[CaitiVoltaire]

@Charmolution To much fun, rather.

[CaitiVoltaire]

These guys were trying so hard to be the Tamarians that it hurts.

[xPureEx]

God I hated voyager.

[Syphadeus]

This is what particle weapons were designed for. Kiss my phaser array you asshat alien!

[jayvthompson01]

gene was a faggot...glad he's dead

[mrteemumilto]

Finally a single interesting interspecies counter, but unlike TNG, this didn't hypothesize on it, they just showed it as amusement. Bullshit.

[sunnchilde]

And I thought the "Children of Tama" were lame.

[essentialXOX]

What episode is this???

[Khyrid]

Pakleds

[jakep1979]

What a fucking annoying and rude species, if I was captain Janway, I would hail them and tell them "here is my middle finger now go and fuck yourself" while ordering someone to fire the torpedos

[Fuleadeare]

Love how Janeway totally flicks them off at the end of the episode. 

[MrEriklenn]

....for me, the most retarded aliens of any Star Trek series are the Pakleds

[MrSeccondBest]

@MrEriklenn Not the Pakleds :(

[tunafan1]

....is he voguing?

[strontiumXnitrate]

Yup, retarded.

[FramerCid]

looks like he ate too much gum and it got stuck all over his face XD

[Nerdovich]

For second I thought he was a Flaxian. Duh!! Tak-Tak.

[kanyehater100]

Nope, that honor still goes to Neelix

[sucker1999]

He looks really gay.

[officialvangcreative]

What is so retarded about this? I always found this sort of thing to be incredibly entertaining and well, fun. Who's to say what a foreign species' culture will be like?

[katsumorymoto]

that's a really autisticy, ocd alien race right there

[Wikipediot]

I sorta did this at work once apologising for being late...only the sous chef my mate got the joke while the entire brigade were wondering what drugs I was on

[BMWM3GTRLOVER]

how does he eat?

[geekymarianne]

They insist Janeway shuts up, they *succeed* in shutting her up, and you call them retarded? That's an odd interpretation...

[Charmolution]

I assume the retarded aliens in the title refers to Neelix, right?

[iloldirl]

How do their females give blowjobs?

[rad4life1]

@iloldirl sideways?

[mvlallo]

@iloldirl Forked Penis?

[fjccommish]

Unfortunately, Captain, expressionist dance took over their planet's culture.

[keithsstepdad]

wouldn't like a headbutt off of him

[sugimura135]

wow even their physiological evolution is dumb, how are they meant to eat properly with a nose ridge thing in the way?!

[girlgarde]

@sugimura135 Good question!

[Troublesome2008]

@sugimura135

They are aliens. Maybe they eat with their ass :).

[larodem]

My god, It´s an entire species of drama students!

[JMcH]

@larodem - Who do interpretive dances to boot!

[PianoWizzy]

@larodem I cried with laughter at that. Thanks.

[desktorp]

"PLEEEASE make her QUIET!"

[steve26472]

Shit, the writers must have done this on a Friday afternoon about 5 ish

[KrakDag]

yer all fucking cunts, the vids dont work. Please die.

[Karemawow]

We're talking about Neelix, right?

[Ronald280178]

Why would a creature have ligaments from the nose to the chinn unless nature wanted it to shut the fuck up.

[VinnyMonster1]

@Ronald280178 Over excited sfx makeup and bad sci fi. Voyager had a shitload of bad sci fi ideas, like the alien race that ages backwards.

[ZemplinTemplar]

@VinnyMonster1 Most of these are clichéd ideas anyway (Including the reverse-aging civ).

[VinnyMonster1]

@ZemplinTemplar In my opinion, it's indicative of lazy scriptwriting and/or disinterest in what you're writing. While Voyager had some utterly brilliant stories, most of it seemed to be 'let's write any old garbage to shut the fans up' writing.

[theflash438]

4 people were told to be quiet

[TheCatapultTV]

whos the retarded alien, the one with the weird thing up his head, or neelix.

[Calriec]

I remember these guys. They're called the Tak-Tak and they are very weird. They communicate mainly through body language. Well, at least they act more alien than most of the species on Star Trek.

[SawdustProductions]

This is why we have the signature Picard Facepalm.

[Sumtinrandom]

that scores rather high on the wtf meter.

[Phelan666]

Living through interpretative dance.

[bachterman]

living in pickering is pointless!

[Freddran]

I actually liked that species :-) at least different way of expressing theirselves...

[berner]

A message to the crew of Voyager:

Get the fuck out of those uniforms. You're not real star fleet material.

[QuilavaKing]

Don't press 4 repeatedly. It will scar you for life.

[HolyAvengingPaladin]

i would soooo shoot that annoying alien with a phaser

[AColonDashSix]

press 9 for a great Neelix reaction

[MrSkinyfatboy]

HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

[Andorian25]

0:13

Gotta love the "I came" face.

[al3699]

are they from the planet of interpretive dance?

[C0mmanderEddingt0n]

that is why Voyager was the crappest thing ever!

[philialle4supra]

How do they eat steaks?

[Tarawrh]

Perhaps it's a handle?

[personzorz]

The nose chin connection isn't necessarily evolved or present at birth - it could be body modification, like an ear piercing or something. Cut two flaps of stuff and make them heal together or something.

[ShadowArtist]

many of the judgemental comments on this video is just one in the long list of reasons why intelligent alien life doesn't come and talk to all of us here on Earth. They know that alot of humans are knuckle dragging racist, bigoted assholes that are not good at accepting anyone different that what they think is "normal" or "other" than what they are or how they act and behave or think or believe.

[Aphradonis]

@ShadowArtist Aliens won't look like Star Trek aliens. Any interstellar race must be postbiological.

[MARGARELON]

On the bright side: This race will never be assimilated by the borg.

[Charmolution]

Is the title referring to the Tak-Tak, or Neelix?

[ZuKahta]

... how do they eat?

[StraightEdgeReviews]

NO GRAMBA HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Salvatore403]

Janeway's a stronger person than I am. I would use that phaser of hers on both the over-acting alien and Nelix. The Voyager crew would see me as a hero.

[angrydead]

This is why star trek needs the perspective of the galatic empire!

[brianhourigan]

are they homosexual aliens?

[pierrepepi]

I know it's sad but when paused at 0:14-15 into the video makes me laugh more than the entire video length!

Again the tic-toc can be added to the great list of useless, embaressing, and downright fucking annoying.

The alien and nelix make me want to grab his head and squeeze my thumbs into the eye sockets into the brain

[ringmaster316ms]

@Davey647 YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH >:(

using that kind of filthy language...

[DarkTowerTube]

Bhahahaha

[onebadwebmonkey]

Must be a bitch eating corn on the cob with a face like that.

[KristinaTVfan]

@onebadwebmonkey

Fuck I never laugh at anything and that made me giggle like a school girl.

[MeissnerFlux]

wut if he whipped out his cock?

[crake2]

Tac-Tac or twat-twat...?

[leftredshoe]

The alien was perfectly fine until Queer Eye For The Straight Guy changed him.

[Beingmizzundastood]

this really was most ridiculous, I admire them for not laughing like lunatics, I would have

[sayrith]

since when did those aliens speak english?

[supermark420]

"You know what? Fuck this Prime Directive diplomacy bullshit. Arm photon torpedoes, full spread."

[j1noble]

@supermark420 No, fuck that, ARM EVERYTHING! 

[ringmaster316ms]

@supermark420 to quote Nero...FIRE EVERYTHING!!!

[fringelife]

At 0:15 he looks like he's getting a blowjob... or taking a good piss

[ColdHeartedSoul89]

hehehe!!! funny!!!

[squeelinqueelin]

Hahahahahaha... some writer's taking the piss ;-)

[MastahRiz]

hahahahahahaha

[jacksawild]

Thats how people talk in Norwich

[bigmadbad]

@jacksawild Only YOU and Alan Partridge have ever managed to piss off an entire county! hahahahahahaha

[misfit1978]

@jacksawild Oi! No we don't! Oh, hang on...

[GrunGrauWeiss]

@misfit1978 there are PEOPLE in norwich?!?

[catuvelauni]

They should have made at least one movie with janeway, against the borg preferably.

[Foebane72]

You wanna hear something REALLY dumb? Their name is the Tak-tak - no kidding!

[Gradeniner]

OMFG there like modern dancers like the one you see on that one chocolate commercial.

[masstomozart29]

beautiful...

[MartyredxMaiden]

OMG that was scares! I'm laughing my head off at 1:5lam!

[BlazingOwnager]

What the fuck? Is this a race of talking mimes?

[SouthernRiprey]

I feel like the beginnings of Voyager sucked real bad like the aliens... and how the plain some of the settings were. It took a turn for the better after Scorpion and probably Future's End

[Storm7773]

I really like the big piece of *snot* that runs from his forehead to his chin. Make up artists...take note: Body parts usually have a *function*. I.E. Humans have eyebrows to deflect sweat and water away from the eyes,,,this guys ridges would channel all water to his nose.....turning him into a nose fountain. DUH - Clue phone...it's for you!

[ToasterPig]

also why would have a big piece of flesh and bone blocking his mouth?

How did they eat anything before developing grasping hands?

[kvn8907]

@Storm7773 It's protection, from people punching them in the face after seeing how dumb they are.

[niuchemist]

@Storm7773 It could be a bizarre case of natural selection, where the people with that facial growth are more biologically fit than the rest. That's the only thing I could think of.

[viridismonasteriense]

@Storm7773 ...that's assuming it rains on his homeplanet and/or that he sweats!

[TheWALOS]

@Storm7773

That assumes the alien sweats.

[ThatBritishVlogger]

@Storm7773 And make eating and even breathing hard.

[603juggalo1]

@Storm7773 i like how idiots take everything so seriously

[vjm3]

@Storm7773: What if water is scarce on his retard alien planet? What if re-directing any water into his nose...where we assume he intakes water...is a highly important function?

But I'm being facetious.

[CLCSIfreak]

i agree with you on that one

[imdefender]

lol

[BigBlueLion]

Pissing myself xD