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  • That Evoque did not happen.

  • do yuo acualy know what yuo are talking about. nemasises just moded range rovers. and it has a purpouse built engine do (^$(?@

  • We like the comments for our new baby for the Dakar! 

    (The rest of the report is pretty interesting too!!)

  • I think the knights templar codeveloped alfas. The other half is a templar shield

  • super juke? wtf who cares you can paint a pumpkin black that dont make it awesome i also talked about the human in the dragon thing like a long ass time ago

  • super juke? wtf who cares you can paint a pumpkin black that dont make it awesome

  • ***WRONG*** You are wrong about the Alfa Romeo badge. It is actually a child being eaten by the serpent, Vorant swallowing a red child whole. Americans...

  • THE ALFA ROMEO SNAKE IS ACTUALLY EATING A HUMAN, CHECK OUT THEIR VINTAGE BADGES! !!! (caps used for attention )

  • that rap was fucking awesome.

  • like if you counted the five seconds

  • I love me some kentucky friend chicken

  • MAN... YOUR FUCKING SHORT!

  • Hell I'd drive a super juke just because i wouldn't have to look at the ugly thing.

  • When the cartel comes after DD, can we get Alex on here ALL THE TIME?

    The JukeT-R sounds like an awesome experiment, make it lighter, AWD and compete in the rally against the Mini countryman and Ford, Skodas and Subaru WRX. Or just get ken block to gymkhana the $hit out of it.

  • Derek would know all about 2 inches making a differance, he wishes he had that much!

  • Weekly raps by AK should be a thing!

  • I'd drive the fuck out of a Juke GT-R, and considering the price of the 2012 GT-R it probably wont be too expensive.

  • It's still a nissan puke....joke....juke, sorry.

    And darek needs all the inches he can get.

  • What drugs are Nissan taking? That car is hideous and giving it a GTR engine and lowering it doesn't compensate for how it looks.. Maybe as they were doing angel dust/crack/meth/pcp at the same time. They decided to beat the crap out of the model with the king of all ugly sticks.

  • @Wowmasta21 I'd love to do some pcp and run that car into an ugly stick factory

  • Ak keep them Rap`s coming .. lol is funny!

  • Juke has taken the throne for the ugliest car from the Aztek.

  • I see Derek D. asked for a raise. The 2" he got from JF apparently wasn't satisfying?

    Cue AK.... "That's what she said!"

    Oh wait, something about cars... umm... Go Audi?

    Love the show guys :)

  • Um...Are Dragons supposed to have Crowns???

  • AND I am Ganz54

  • Anyone notice that it's written land rover on the Evoque

  • Derek, I agree with the commentor of the week, that is in fact a human being (lol) eaten by a giant serpent. Google 'old alfa romeo logo' and check the images and you will see a pic showing how the Alfa logo has evolved from 1910 - now. Alfa is eating people, seriously.

  • A Ferrari FXX Evolution sold for $1.2 million at the 2011 gooding and company in Scottsdale arizona.... And the Nissan Juke GTR deal is gonna be sick!

  • MINI wrc team countryman sounds like a chainsaw with a dark heart! Another podium for Sordo this weekend.

  • Okay that juke is ridiculously ugly. Im pretty sure that the designer of the front modeled it after Roseanne Conner. And the back a sumo wrestler, aka Roseanne Conner.

  • I hope you guys didnt cancle partnership/whatever ad money you were getting BECAUSE of the comments -__________-

  • Why don't you guys lower your tripod? :S

  • sell FLD shirts! ide buy one. thats gotta put a couple of pennies in your pocket.

  • FINALY! The Mexican drug cartels make it to FLD!

  • hey dude, the giants suck

  • fuck giants phillies all the way

  • @supermonkey366 He's takling about the football team... they film in new york.

  • royal probably pulled out after realizing they film this while baked lol

  • I'd buy one their cool little cars. Is write the words "you just got juked" on the side of the car to add more effect.

  • Nissan has a habit of putting silly engines in smaller cars, check out the 350Z powered Micra from a few years ago, also, can someone please, for the love of all things Holly and automotive, get BMW to stop making utterly pointless, ugly, useless and irritating cars that fill no niches or gaps in non existent markets!, love the show guys, you all rule!

  • Like anyone's going to want to buy a 480hp Nissan juke!! LOL

  • @bliglum I'll take 4...or 5, no 6 O hell just give me one lol

  • @bliglum I'll take 4...or 5, no 6 O hell just give me one lol

  • @Qnickel27 LOL!! Yeah, I'd take one for free too!! Sure wouldn't buy one though

  • Nissan has a thing for making ugly cars apparently.

  • F*** Hybrids!!!

  • This comment is car related and funny.

  • the fxx doesnt cost 7to 10 mil. check on jameslist. no idea where you got that number from

  • lol at the ending.. at least D can have a laugh at himself! gotta give him that!

  • That would be the best Juke ever! We need that

  • Why are there videos on YouTube that have bad ass rides, but are poorly shot and uploaded in 240p or 360p. Come on! If you spend Tens of Thousands of Dollars on a vehicle and then upload it in less than 720p, you should be shot....or just shouldn't upload it. Douches! I love Fast Lane Daily! Always great quality!

  • whats the difference between the regular fxx and the evo?

  • Thumbs up for a little correction: It is a child beeing born from a dragon's mouth in the alfa rome logo (you can read the whole story on wikipedia at least on the german page) There it says that the Alfa romeo badge is the emblem of the city Milan. And during medieval times when the emblem was created an ancient story related to the city and the birth of this child coming out of the dragon's mouth became part of the emblem. So later It became also part of the Alfa logo. (sorry 4 my english)

  • I miss royal purple

  • Love the Nissan's plans for the JUKE!! =D AK you rock! xD And DD, at the end you tottaly look like one little kid who doesn't want to do what mama says! hahaha

  • @comedicd dude Derek can you give a shoutout to FE33AR1 dude please!

  • @comedicd sorry bro will do Derek...

  • love AK's RAPS!!

  • @comedicd

    thanks for the reply Derik. I wanted to be commenter of the week for your "douche" category and you replied :D

  • @FE33AR1 just spell my name right next time D E R E K haha...

  • I think the Juke is cool just cause its so different.

  • Never noticed that about the alfa badge. The more you learn eh?

  • 20 points AK!

  • Nice suv!

  • AK is god.

  • DALLAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Cool rumor about the Nissan Juke, did you guys hear a rumor about a 2013 Mazdaspeed3 coming out with all wheel drive, a skyactiv engine and 308 HP?

  • I do like the juke, all thought I like the GTR the most

  • I agree with the juke getting beat with the ugly stick and honestly i dont see why people like them. I would like to see that GT-R powered one though. I mean I'd love to see it race an Evo or a STI and spank them silly. Just like my Geo Metro spanks um the looks on peoples faces are classic. btw the geo metro is powered by a turbo'd B18C1 on 12lbs of boost. on a side note also want confirmation on that new supra I just bought a 97 supra a month ago and i love it. A new supra would be amazing!!!

  • I personally like the Juke, styling and all, but I have to wonder who'd even buy one with a VR engine in it.

    The Juke is just a sporty little crossover that doesn't take itself too seriously. Blast to drive or not, it's not a sports car, and it never will be. The people looking to buy one probably don't want and definitely don't need GT-R power.

  • Im gonna need Ak to rap every Monday. Keep up the good work guys!!

  • The Nissan VR38DETT engine is a hand assembled BOOOSSSS!!!!!

  • Cant agree less with your assessment of the juke. I think the styling is unique and good looking also it wont be confused with anything else. I always thought it could use a better engine and it get dropped Nissan doin it- like a boss. Cop Stayles

  • Just got to love AK's raps.

  • juke would look better if it was lowered and didnt have those dumbass top lights.

  • Derek, the logo of Alfa Romeo is not a dragon. Apparently, that symbol is called a biscione, is Italian for 'large grass snake, and the little guy getting eaten is actually a Saracen or Moor.

  • @chunyiliu We don't give a Feces!!

  • Oh great, another Nissan Yuck !

  • just quoted AlfaMale from Alfa bulletin board "The red cross is the symbol of the Crusades... The Serpent was an honorary motif awarded to the very prominent Sforza family of Milan. The Serpent is said to be devouring the Muslim Saracen and together these symbols depict the Crusader's defeat of the "infidels." Not to be confused with today's infidels. During the Crusades the infidels were the nonbelievers in God, Christ, The Virgin Mary, The Holy Ghost and the Pope. "

  • TROGDOR

  • you know what time is it?

    it is not the COW time

    it is the weekly rap by AK time

  • wait... ARE YOU FUCKIG ME!!! A JUKE WITH 480HP!!!!.... the car would explode with power.... theres no way a car that cute (ugly) should have that much power... the thing would just do a backflip because the wheelbase is too short!!

    WTF Nissan type people. Why cant you just make all the import nerds happy and put a bi-turbo GT-R V6 into an Infiniti G37?

  • i dont know about the evoque intimidating drug cartels but i am sure that it will be able to outrun them should you piss them off

  • Los zetas

  • well is it just me who has noticed this, bmw keeps making cars that are very similar to each other... like i know that manufacturers have to make many different vehicles to hit different consumer markets, but it seems like all of bmw's new vehicles are the same, just a little bigger/smaller with a different badge. take the x1, looks like an x3 which looks like an x5, and the x6 is fail. now they have an x4??? i just think its really saturated.

  • I WANT MOAR AK RAPS

  • ahaha , 2 inchs does make a difference 

  • Where do i send you a shirt?

  • how about them GIANTS!!!! LMFAO the lions are 3 and 0 and we in Mi still refer to them as the laydowns. you new yorkers need to learn some humility!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ah common guys. As long as Derek's tall enough to touch the gas, brake and clutch you should let him play with you.

    Also I say Nissan should bring back the turbo'd straight 6. Would be awesome keep something like that in the line up, I love how bmw does.

  • Nissan, you know what I really want in the Juke? AWD with a stick shift, not a CVT! That being said a 'Juke GT-R" would be pretty bad ass, but no way could I afford it. As such I would have to be content with the stick shift AWD.

  • Do you know what will be bad a** if they came out with a rear engine Nissan GT-R

  • WeSC represent

    

  • Anyone else nothing that the annoying Purple oil thingy ad is missing?

  • Hey FLD guys! I'm visiting New York or the first time in late October. I watch your show regularly and it would be cool to cross paths with you FLDudes. anything special happening between the 21st and 24th? I work in the industry and fancy myself an enthusiast so a quick chit chat about cars or a DD hi-5 would be boss.

    Holla!

  • At least its not the ferrari FXX that when for a swim in Newfoundland not to long ago. P.S Derek your t-shirts are always boss, am I right rick?

  • thumbs up for weekly raps from AK

  • 6:25 sooo many "thats what she said" moments

  • Come on Nissan.....just make the Sylvia again! "240sx"

  • How 'bout them Lions?

  • Derek, any news on the facelift Hyundai was supposed to give the Genesis Coupe? Haven't heard about them in a while so I though that maybe I should point that out. Also, give the guy who writes the poems his own 20 second section each week that'd be awesome.

  • No Royal Purple ad? Next maybe you guys should get Amsoil to sponsor.. At least I'll put their product in my car

  • oooo no royal purple pulled out someone help us -_______-

  • don't tell me royal purple pulled out. **thats what she said.** -__-"

  • @unit03 giggity

  • 0:16 yeah in my pants

  • you be trollin'

  • Sucks that you guys lost Royal Purple.

  • actually the alfa logo is an italian interpretation of a 2 litre twin spark engine blowing up while the electrics burn out and the warranty just ran out.

  • @skyboom64 hahaha

  • AK weekly raps FTW, you guys need to make this a new FLD segment!!!

  • Hey Derek; how hard is it to pronounce Dakar for you?

  • Putting a GTR engine in a Juke is a waste of a perfectly good engine.

  • DEREK GOT A HAIRCUT!

  • Oh god let Reithofer unconfirm the X4, no cancel it please. I thought BMW learned their lesson already after that M5 crossover whatever failed.

  • i used to be afraid of the dick...now im used to that shit

  • A GTR powered Juke... 480 hp? That's not insane at all... What will they call it? The Nissan Juke WTF...

  • I want a SUPER JUKE!

  • Yeah Derek D, 2 inches makes a BIG difference... ;)

  • I originally came for the fresh car news but now i come for the sick raps from the cameraman.

  • Hey FLD...Just a question Regarding Toyota, So last week you mentioned that Toyota will be unveiling the Newly Enhanced Supra at the T.A.S. (Tokyo Auto Show) Later this year. So my question about the car itself is.......... Since the Nissan GTR has the Nickname "Godzilla" in the states (or entire world), What would be the Nickname of the Supra???? :-D

    You guys Rock!!

  • ffffffffuuuuuuuu now every tim i see the alfa logo im gonna see a guy coming out of the mounth of the dragon snake thing

  • Standing on a box makes me feel like a champ. How about you Derek?! (9*-*)9

  • NO COMMERCIALSSSSSS

  • no ad! yes!

  • The Nissan Juke looks like it spawned from the Pontiac Aztek and a mini cooper. Size of mom, looks from dad! :s

    btw I was just watching Alex Gizela on Manufacturer Mondays. I'd like to cast my vote for Alex as Humpday girl of the week! :D

  • Instead of coming out, he is been half eaten...

  • X4 based on the X6... blah, I just had a little bit of sick in my mouth..

  • Honestly I would definately buy that super juke. It would be one hell of a sleeper.

  • GTR juke to the rescue... or just a regular GTR and go hell of a lot faster and look better...

  • You should have put Alex as the person getting eaten.

  • i love the raps at the end

  • Ralph Wiggum sure is killin' it as gaffer these days :D. The hardest part of his job is keeping his fudge pop from melting under the heat of the lights. Wiggum's the name, lighting's his game.

  • melanie iglesias as hump day girl of the week

  • Ralph Wiggum sure is killin' it as gaffer :D. Wiggum's the name, lights are his game.

  • Nissan needs to put the GTR's engine in the Infiniti G instead

  • @Jmoneyy100 nobody would buy the GTR

  • @Jmoneyy100 and stick a Nissan badge on it too. WTF is an Infiniti anyway?

  • Hey i never noticed but u guys are REALLY funny

    and side note i'll buy that supercharged juke even if it looks like its been hit WAY to many times with the ugly stick, its whats on the inside (and carbon fibre outside) that counts

  • I think the Juke looks pretty cool actually. It's not the same old interchangeable crossover design like many other manufacturers use. It would definitely be one of the most fun, unique, appealing, and straight up "BOSS" crossovers in history if Nissan were able to engineer the GT-R's powertrain into the tiny Juke chassis. It then would truly live up to its "Juke" name.

    Hey FLD staff, I know crossovers aren't nearly your favorite type of vehicle, but if you had to own one, which would it be?

  • or maybe it has a retarded tongue

  • GTR powered Juke? Sign me up!!

  • THAT X4 IS THE MOST DISGUSTING CAR I HAVE EVER SEEN... HOLY SHITE CAKES THAT IS THE MOST REPULSIVE THING BMW HAS PUT OUT (BEING LIKE THE 126TH CAR/CONCEPT THAT WAS BUILT/DESIGNED BY BMW THIS MONTH

  • "I don't give a feces."

    LOL. AK...you are my new favorite rapper. And DD is right. You should have a weekly rap after commenter of the week. It always makes me chuckle. :D.

  • BMW is really milking its x series dry.

  • I miss royal purple

  • Awesome rap AK ;D

  • WHOA there wasn't a royal purple add! it fooled me, i skipped forward and almost missed a shit load of stuff

  • Hey FLD, on the topic of rare cars on ebay, there is also a Mercedes-Benz CLK-GTR SuperSport edition for sale on ebay, and its being sold by the same dealership that is selling the FXX. It is #17 of only 25. The starting bid is $1,000,000. Maybe some rich dude could buy both as a package deal?

  • Dakar Rally in South America?

  • Nissan Xterra GT-R

  • what happened to royal purple?!?!?!!

  • No ad

  • If you haven't driven a Juke turbo you should put your foot in your mouth before you bash that vehicle, they are super fucking fun to drive.

    Come at me.

  • so, a 480hp RB engine in a juke= my daily driver

  • tuareg is gonna win so bad again

    I'm thinkin beamers and the hummer team need to step it up a bit

    and Kamaz will dominate the trucks

  • THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE DEREK D THERE IS

  • BMW X4 = Acura ZDX

    Acura ZDX did very well (sarcasm) i'm sure BMW will do very well as well in this competitive segment for crossovers... (sarcasm)

  • nissan puke

  • Another useless SAV, who wants that?

  • A Nissan Juke "GTR" makes about as much sense as a Murano CrossCabriolet "GTR".... but it would still be awesome as hell.

    And really BMW? An X4? I had a feeling it was coming but it saddens me that BMW is doing this. And you know that with every new model they release they will also take the chance to rape the M badge. Along with the current lineup we'll have the M2, M4, M7, X1M, X2M, X3M, X4M (you know they're gonna do it). And don't forget about the new 'i' models: i1M, i2M, -> i8M. Lame :(

  • BOSS!!!!!

  • I want AK to tell us when his album comes out.

  • I guess Royal Purple realised that having an add everyone immediately skips is a poor marketing strategy...

    Ohh, and we need more rhymes from A.K. they're always worth a replay.

  • there should be another car made by a brand called shit and by that i mean chevorlete

  • WHATS THE MATTER SON...A.K kills me

  • BMW, wtf? the X6 was bad enough, and now there is a smaller one? why dont you work on producing the idrive supercar concept we saw and loved last year! this is maddness...

  • I think the juke looks pretty cool! Also, Nissan f:ing owns for putting that engine in it! Good to hear that some Japanese car makers still are willing to make awesome sports cars... (I'm looking at you Mitsubishi)

    I really hope that Toyota gets back into the sportscar world with the FT-86 and that Honda actaully make the new NSX this time!

  • @JL3Wind Actually look away from Mitsu....the eclipse is dead....and the lancer evo might be dropped from the lineup in order for Mitsu to focus on more eco-friendly vehicles......it was on Edmunds Insideline.....-.-

  • @2009skyline that was kind of what i meant with that comment but i see know that i wasn't very clear.... my bad!

    Yeah it's a shame that they're going over to the eco-world... But I guess some brand would inevitably do that. Didn't they originally plan for the evo to be dropped after the current generation but then changed their minds and promised that at least on more generation would be coming?

  • Hey Alex- I was at Laguna Seca in 2009 when you did the Grand-Am race with TRG, and I have to say that you seemed to be the only one who was doing anything to promote the race there. I loved the tent you guys had with the Forza consoles, and I think that the promoters of the ALMS and Grand-Am could learn something from the heart you