Ali G- UK education

[kountPHERLOCKula]

haha he takes a little toke then just gives a subtle little smile towards the camera

gotta fuckin love ali g

[stastrainer]

Ali G often asks good questions to mislead then he starts spouting crap haha

[bigdima3]

Baking :)

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

hahaah... gotta love the break down of terminology XD

[human453]

ahhhhhhh cain classic

[moka948]

absolute classic.

[mesice]

thanks for cutting out the best parts! stupid!

[hattymccowboy]

Respect

[peloteroification]

"Caine" means Cocaine, idk where you guys got weed from. He even sniffs every time he says it.

[robboz00]

@peloteroification no. you're wrong. in the UK getting 'stoned' was and is known as getting 'cained'. as for sniffing? he motions taking a toke that's why he puts his hand to his mouth. sorry for my facetious remarks, and know that i wouldn't have even replied but your comment annoyed me. X  you were wrong

[boydegg]

@robboz00

Right - I was really caned last night. Really stoned.

[moneymayhem2000]

@peloteroification No he's talking about weed. Allthough it isn't widely used in england. It's a term that most can relate too as become absolutely trolley fucked just after smoking. However it applies to any type of drug if your feeling the effects strongly. I'm 99% sure that he is talking about cannabis.

[simontrowell]

Gotta have good cane.

[gardaal]

@CaptMidn1ght Teachers arn't meant to only teach their subject, they have a very important role as they directly affect the citizens that will follow them. I think they certainly shouldn't do a bad job of teach sex ed. but If done correctly in an engaging manner, it can be a good thing.

[ShivDes777]

ali g is the don fuck all u haters

and if youre comparing (which u shouldnt)

better than borat and bruno HANDS DOWN !.

[thenameaintjim]

@ShivDes777 yeah bruno sucked but borat was hilarious.

[azaidi05]

that guy is a pretentious dick. and i don't mean Sacha.

[TheClapp81]

@azaidi05 I would have to disagree with you. Unlike most of Sacha's "victims", this man never got upset, and took the interview about as seriously as he could, giving his honest opinion. At the end I would have to say Sacha is giving him some actual respect for putting up with him without so much as flinching.

[MrSCGuy21]

"Yous da man, I wish you was my teacher all dem years ago and wouldn't turned out like this".

The funniest shit.

[dageezerboi]

this is awesome. wonder if this guy is still alive?

[RyJSchmidt]

@dageezerboi It's Borat

[RoughitforGreen247]

"Well particularly if you're baking" is when this interview became epic

[Letspreach]

"You have to have a good cane..."

[TehWinnerz]

you can tell this is Ali G in his early days. Still good though.

[JSavic]

"Me checking it, me rocking it, me feeling it. Boyson in the house, make me feel it like a mouse !"

[JSavic]

"Do you believe kids should be caned ? You do ! Wicked !"

[AEgamesFtw]

@JSavic *cained

[xfilian1]

I love the amount of chavs and wiggers on here saying how cool Ali G is. Guess what....he is taking the piss out of YOU!

[jewishmansjew]

nahman its not cained from cocaine its cained from smoking weed,we use the same word here in wales,when your realy stoned you say cained or proper cained or cained to fuck in it man,also cain as in being wacked across the arse with a bamboo stick 

[SHlTTER]

@jewishmansjew haha thats funny. I smoke alot of dro but we never say cained here for so i guessed he meant it for coke, even tho i dont say im cained when i do coke either.

[SHlTTER]

@jewishmansjew i got a question, he says you have to have good caine do you call weed caine? Im down with how u guys say cained for stoned but caine would be a gay ass word for weed cuz already means coke

[jewishmansjew]

@SHlTTER It don't mean cocaine, it's just a word we use for when we're really stoned. The second meaning of caine is like a bamboo like stick they used to beat you with in school, it was called caine after sugar caine.

[AEgamesFtw]

@jewishmansjew No.....you beat people with a cane and you get high off of caine.

[jewishmansjew]

too many comments for idiots that dont understand english :)

[TheEXpothead]

it's weird cained actually means getting high so, is it weed or coke we're talking about I never got that part really. cuz it sounds like coke but what he's doing looks like he's taking a hit from a joint. otherwise - wouldn't he snort cross his finger

[SHlTTER]

caine probly from cocaine

[SafeAzFuck]

@SHlTTER gettin cained means gettin high

[jewishmansjew]

i saw this back in 2001 when my mum sent me all his vids threw the post to me whilst i was living in germany ,sasha baron cohen has created 3 brilliant charachters ali.g ,borat and bruno ,nobody will ever top these 3 charachters again but what comes close is keith lemon or alan partridge go check em on youtube here :)

[jewishmansjew]

yayyo? wtf part of uk you coming from yayyo?? not a british word and no bra hes mimicking toking a joint ,thats why if you check all his vids and prgramms out he talks mainly about weed and in some clips he is seen speedily with one hand rolling a splif and if you look at his knuckles you will see burn marks from a joint ,i know this coz i is rougly the same age as ali g and hes cleverly used this thing so people that are british can see hes part of the toker scene in it bra

[bigdima3]

@jewishmansjew Youve posted too many comment replies w/o linking them to the original comments, , , ,

[jewishmansjew]

its hilarious how people post videos and then try to comment on them but their comments dont match the video ,i was gona say video dicription but man its in the words man its in the english slang hes using which today in uk especialy cardiff its in your face

[jewishmansjew]

howitza what part of the uk are you from??? how do you not know know he means being cained as in being hit with a stick of bamboo as well as meaning stoned?? upper class i bet like boyson in da house in it

[jewishmansjew]

oh yeah my 2 comments under this were directed at howitza not thomas lucas,sorry my bad! :)

[jewishmansjew]

and i was cained every day both versions coz i went to a roman catholic school in it bra ,i dont why people are so surprised when they find out at most roman catholic schools in uk before 93 which was when i left cained kids for not listening or being rude or any small stupid thing,my school was like 5 years or hardcore army fucking hated every day of it

[jewishmansjew]

thomaslucas11 what you talking about man ?? he starts off meaning cained off ya head smoking weed ,the other cain is the cain i had in school being hit with stick of bamboo ,thats what he means and i knows this coz i comes from the fucking streets of cardiff n it bra

[lancesta01]

WICKED

[koosmangat]

....we checkin it, we rockin it, we feelin it, you rockin it, voice are in da 'ouse, make it feel it like a mmmouse..

[BodomChildBreeder]

fuck me Sasha is on form here

[ukijhu97]

"you know the math..1,2,3...." hahaha

[Harcix]

thumbs down! but only because of usamorons editing

[TenDollarJoker]

@Harcix it doesnt matter whenever you give any rating it makes the video more popular. and you just left a comment to make it even more popular. if u hate him dont leave a comment or rate it.

[IceCreeeaaam]

This Willy Wonka has been knighted?!

Sacha Baron Cohen is more deserving of a knighthood than this small puddle of custard.

Sir Sacha Baron Cohen 4 ovahloord of da uneveerse booyakasha!

[TheHerculeanMan]

THIS GUY SHOULD BE PRIMINISTER2

[MattySP34Ks]

Dude. I'm english. I'm 13...IT SUCKS COCK.

[SuperTruth77]

As part of ‘Citizenship’ lessons, my 9YO son had to take part in a week-long exercise where half of the school were designated ‘PowerLords’ (PLs), constantly ordering about & insulting the other half, ‘NiggaNoggers’ (NNs).

NNs had to wear degrading costumes- dungarees, bare feet & large afro wigs & do the dirty cleaning jobs while the PLs played. PLs could even order NNs to do their homework.

Many children are now in counselling as a result & the member of staff responsible has ‘moved on’.

[CoreliaDevil]

this guy is dumb. "human nature hasn't changed since the garden of eden" ... human nature has changed in billions of ways since even in the times of jesus...

[birdman3120]

"When I was young we lived in a cardboard box. We only ate every other Thursday and even then it was glass, if we were lucky. We got caned twice a day, three times if you were lucky."

[AdonisDan100]

Cocaine? you retards! He never refers to it, it's always about the herb like in 99% of it. Fools.

[O0oSorousho0O]

lol "why aren't they teaching in ounces". 'Hip' Modern Gangster vs conservative 'old fashioned' guy ftw!!!

[1LHerne]

education, nation, domination, station.

[Gintable]

He has a lot of main men...doesn't he?

[LawngCat]

Why the do you keep cutting lines out of the videos? Completely useless.

[oOoSOLACEoOo]

the Sir is right in everything he said!

[itsme1519]

@deaglebeagle that is so ignorant

[DeagleBeagle]

How is single sex education better than both sexes? then you get more gays and don't get a chance to meet girls

[LinguistDan]

Because he plays along so well, unlike many other interviewees, he compliments him at the end.

[LinguistDan]

The double meanings in this are brilliant.

[eedobee]

@LinguistDan yeah they're super subtle, i bet only 1% of people even get it, but you do man. you do.

[mootski]

@eedobee hilarious !!

[93johnk]

@LinguistDan haha "baking"

[bobmoegrabi]

BOOKA BOOKA

[TempestDust]

They have such a good connection, with Ali steering the conversation with the old man without any friction whatsoever. A culture crash without a clash. Reintroduce single sex school yay!

[samsung54369]

he'll just agree with anything if its old

[9thInfJax]

Paul Daniels?! They even sound alike.

[initvesa]

lol @ "If I had a teacher like you I wouldn't have turned out like this."

[000sarmad]

respect!!!!

[foxytr900]

actually, its all based on the metric system.. it may be called an 8th, but the guy will be measuring it out in grams

[TheMikeyReilly]

Rhodes Boyson: what a cunt.

[blade3479]

that fuckin crowd laugh is annoying

[chvyant]

@blade3479 American got to know when to laugh too

[Alarindris]

These guys would make a great team.

[O0oSorousho0O]

Guys turn on the captions and look @ the funny transcribed audio lol

[blade3479]

@O0oSorousho0O LOL

[NavidZady]

@O0oSorousho0O I watched this video and laughed my head off. I turned on the transcribed audio and fell off my chair LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[LAMFi1ms]

I love this guy so much! This dude is fantastic.

[RudolfMaister]

Oh God, I didn't understand this one until he sniffed his finger! LMAO

[EziixPked]

@RudolfMaister he wasnt sniffing his fingers he was mimicking smoking a J... being cained means being super stoned

[RudolfMaister]

@EziixPked I know what cained means, I figured it out from this video, but I thought he was mimicking sniffing drugs, not smoking them. Well, it's equally funny. I could consider myself conservative, but this guy is seriously going too far with it and deserves to be mocked by Ali. Respect!

[AirLockBelsen]

cained then he sniffs his finger lolololooloolol

[maple03maple03]

i wish i have better english, but is still funny:)

[iloveniggers1000]

whats with all the unnecessary editing? ive noticed this in several ali g/borat/bruno vids. i got the dvds and the "new" editing isn't in the original cuts. whoever is editing this needs to be shot.

[Harcix]

@iloveniggers1000 usammon is doing this

[liverpoolforeve]

lol! i was watching this in school today it was so funny this is going on my fav's

[liakias1]

its hilarious how drug street culture n strict conservatism sort of agree, even if he doesnt get why.

[okragleslonce]

damn Ali G is like magician to me!

[JamesFarrkoff]

This is... Sir Rhodes Boyson? The same one Fry and Laurie parodied? Wow...

[MikeTyson53]

stupid laughter

[n0m4xx]

haha always funny when he says "me mate dave"

[ThatsChaosForNowsMum]

Why I live in England. and My son is very very bad

He keeps getting into trouble with these boys named danob and Jamesasshole..

Oh, gos.. he should be cained.

[BUBLOOGABLOO]

education throught the nation stopping domination... in the station

[rsx32a]

He's jks and gives mad respect to the man at the same time.

[Learnbase]

Ali G in da mouse!

[mariahrose210]

"Aight, baking." I can just see Ali G baking special brownies at his flat.

[connerhendrix]

haha the old guy is safe as fuck

[oliber5292]

HOWlTZA will never u dont say... am just sat watching it wih sum long arse story tellin me what am watchin.... no need it it

[paineacalda]

This is the funniest one yet!

[wbascara]

I just like those half assed break dances...

[mbd303030]

heducation is well himportant, init?

[dominik13579]

oh no, usammon again...

[TMurker]

@dominik13579 dont u hate his videos, the idiot cuts out all da funny parts

[dominik13579]

@TMurker Yeah, he's an ass!

[balaperdida]

one of his best

[CorbinZubz]

.....in the station

[juleaaa]

LMAOOO ! gotta love ali g! :D

[MegaChulo69]

motherfucker caine is obviously cocaine you know yayo cant you see him sniffing everytime naive motherfucker empanisate los mocos

[HOWlTZA]

Caned is slang for when you are fucked up off drugs, none in particular, but he's mimicing toking on a spliff. The only time he uses cane out of context is when he says you've gotta have good cane, it didn't make sense unless he meant cocaine.

He obviously playing on the old mans inability to know the slang words.

[MathijsBetterman]

@HOWlTZA Ali G is always doing that, Cpt. Obvious.

[HOWlTZA]

@MathijsBetterman Cpt. Obvious....did you even bother to read other peoples comments who who posted before me. thought not, Major Misunderstanding

[houseg6]

@HOWlTZA you prat, ali meant COCAINE, hence him sniffin everytime he said Caine, dats what he meant, you donut

[HOWlTZA]

@houseg6 hahah great observations skills, he's mimicing having a blast of a joint, if he was feigning sniffing coke, surely he would cover one nostril and sniff up, unless thats how gobshites like yourself snort beak. get a grip lad and keep your jarg opinions to yourself, i only made that post to clear up peoples confusion on the matter who probably weren't english. Kindly fuck off, good day sir

[abu3333]

@HOWlTZA true but i think caned means punishment with a cane whip?

[birdman3120]

@abu3333 The old man is talking about being caned as in being punished, but Ali is talking about being caned as being stoned. They are speaking at cross purposes.

[REALNassshole]

@HOWlTZA wtf are you talking about... Ali was obviously saying "cained" as in"cocained"

[pistolpeeroy]

@REALNassshole huh?! if ur cained, you pretty fucked on the herb. hows cocaine gonna get u cained u stupid cunt?

[REALNassshole]

@pistolpeeroy fucking cunt. "cained" means "cocained" as in "high on cocaine". Doesn't take Papino's head to understand the basic concept behind that slang...

[pistolpeeroy]

@REALNassshole HA SHUT UP SON, SORT UR LIFE OUT...

[birdman3120]

@REALNassshole It's spelt caned and it's a British slang term for being stoned.

[pasta68plus1]

@HOWlTZA

nah nah son he puttin his finger to his nose and sniffing like after you rail sum yayyo

[AEgamesFtw]

@HOWlTZA good caine.

[rosxx76]

snifff.. wicked!

[ThomasLucas11]

This Guy is sooooooooooooo conservative

[thugstatZ]

@ThomasLucas11 my ass he's just smart and cool :P

[litlemadguitarist]

@ThomasLucas11 I was thinking the same thing! England is to conservative at the moment really

[MurakamiTenshi]

@ThomasLucas11 yeah he's worse than the conservatives here in the USA

[wgh999]

@ThomasLucas11 More than conservative. He's just stepped out of a time machine.

[algyfalconer]

@wgh999 exactly, he's conservative.

[toddmiyamoto]

@ThomasLucas11 Not surprising, he looks like he was 90 years old!

[bennyvega100]

"What's the math? You know, 1, 2, 3..."

LMAO

[parrrothead21]

hahahaha.....he didn't even get any of the drug jokes......hahahaha!!!!!

[Anonymiusen]

What is "caned"? I realise that it's a drug metaphore, but which one?

[bennyvega100]

@Anonymiusen to "caine" is to consume drugs rapidly...it's also slang for cocaine.

[paddyskate]

to be hit by a cane, a long stick

[0rangePete]

A caning is when they take a long stick and beat you straight.

[Anonymiusen]

@0rangePete I think the point is that it has a double meaning. I know it's a form of beating, but it clearly is a drug metaphore as well.

[AcousticSolo]

the guy is so clueless as to sacha talking about weed hahahahaha

[EuropaBloke]

"You were caned?  RESPECT!" that's just awesome right there lol

[krustynails]

rofl, baking!

[molz1997]

lmaao ! x

[YouNoop]

"baking, fo real" xD

[Ams11121]

"if you were my teacher i wouldnt have been like this" LOOOL

[23fann]

LOL! Ali G has really been into drugs.

[zygomaticofacial]

You're a fool

[23fann]

You are a fool!!

[guitarandsingingdude]

you're an idiott .......

[BENKATOK]

LOL. You are from UK that's why you're mad.

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

America & Smart / Well Educated dont go together

[BENKATOK]

Ali G is a perfect example of people from UK.

[LetsGoFcukingMental]

Yep, good sense of humour, taking advantage of silly Americans for our enjoyment lol :) What does the US having better reporters than the UK have to do with anything?

[MrCsharpMajor]

Ali G is a character yu twat

Sacha Baron Cohen, who plays Ali G, is very intelligent. He's got a degree in history from Cambridge, the greatest uni in the world.

[zygomaticofacial]

Hell yeah! Christ's College!

[jaegermeister32]

and you are probably the biggest idiot in the world

[steal1993]

it's not real. but bless you for thinking you and your reporters are educated.

[ljgately7]

hahaha fuck off bollocks

[hellomoto170]

are you serious? you obviously havent watched fox, or should i saw faux...

[boabs]

he is the man

[Draculix]

0:44 - 0:47

"You were cained? Respect!"

And it sounds like he said "Fuck that!"

[S0uLPiece]

do you raid the muff xD

[stonem001]

"I make my own breakfast every day!"

He says it as if that's somehow remarkable and impressive haha

Aristocrats are such deluded parasites

[drshields1988]

what? being able to boast about making ur own breakfast is something everyone wishes for

[perkin158]

that guy reminds me of Paul Daniels!

[londonoverground]

he has the same voice.

[hal94]

this is so sick !

[KlausBioMadsen]

NICE EDITING !!!

[SophiaLouiseBurke]

i cant beilve anyone thinks he is reall :L:L x