What ever you do, don't delete the "Two Penguins in Love" video, please.
Also, a better title for this would be "What The Twilight Saga has done to an Innocent Man", especially that "Every time two people claim to have fallen in love, I hate them even more" line.
I personally think it's a stroke of genius to get a book and let jake read some of it to you.... THE COPYRIGHT BLURB AT THE START OF THE BOOK?! That's brillant! But don't take my word for, READ THE BOOK!!
The consumer's report accounted for more than just aching.Some men had experienced rips and tears, andone man's penis even exploded. His wife left him soon after.
Jake is adorable... seriously cute. He also does psycho very well. The psycho makes the cute cuter somehow, and cute makes the psycho more unsettling. Yet we find ourselves in a cycle of cute and creepy.
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YOUTUBE will raise the level of its business, when all of ignominies: go on.
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I've actually watched all your videos before, but just now made an account, so I figured I better start commenting. Not that you care. But this video cracks me up and unsettles me. The wizard's screaming haunts my dreams. Donnie Darko is one of my favorite movies, incidentally. And hating to be typical, I must say that Jake looks good with a gun. Props, Ryan, for making my life all the more surreal.
So, Wheezy defused the bombs in Jake's time machine. Although Jake says this is a good thing, his response is to NOT hire a group of beavers to build a dam, that would block a river that would have flooded Wheezy's home? So for doing such a thing, his home will be flooded in return?
One about the line waiting outside of best buy for the premier of the nintendo wii. It contained a lot of copywritten material and it happened to be really bad.
Wait, when you said "Believe nothing that I say", did that mean the entire description up to that point was a lie? I'm confused. Half the fun of your videos are in the descriptions, and your videos are 4 times more fun than most others....But 10 times more confusing. :P
The whole concept of taking your own videos off youtube for the purpose of having exactly 100 videos seems a little far fetched. Either Ryan is out of his mind or he is lying. I'm curious to see what his 101st video will be.
He's not to be under(over?)estimated. I don't know if he actually will, but it's not as if that would be the telling sign that he's "out of his mind." I think the 100 videos themselves are pretty damning, evidence-of-criminal-insanity-wise.
your videos make my week every week since i fund your Ben Bernanke video i love your videos there arbitrary humor is the highlight of of sad days i think i am in love with you well not you but the caricatures you play .
ReCall live, and the Lemon Demon performences should go first. Not because they are bad, but because they arn't original and exclusive like most of your works.
Have you been in the carbon monoxide room again?
LittleUggie 1 year ago
Man I love this dude!
TheAcidX 1 year ago 3
i always love how just odd and creepy your vids are ahah
ShotUrGoldFish 1 year ago 2
What ever you do, don't delete the "Two Penguins in Love" video, please.
Also, a better title for this would be "What The Twilight Saga has done to an Innocent Man", especially that "Every time two people claim to have fallen in love, I hate them even more" line.
NintendoSegaSonyGuy 1 year ago
What ever you do, don't delete the "Two Penguins in Love" video, please.
Also, a better title for this would be "What The Twilight Saga has done to an Innocent Man".
NintendoSegaSonyGuy 1 year ago
My sister has that puppet!! I think hers came with glasses and the hat fell off... :D
reaganoverthehills 1 year ago
The second said: "Emily Grace Mehrer." ಠ_ಠ Right? Then a flashie said "Spencer Hansel." Then the forth was "Falle Prophet."
The first I couldn't get because I COULDN'T FREAKING PAUSE ON WHEN IT FLASHED.
Brightfur10 1 year ago
the code things, i mean.
Brightfur10 1 year ago
"It's not an actual Cape Cod house, it's just a model!"
thank you, Jake, you really cleared that up :]
iwuvsweeney 1 year ago 4
needs moar horse head imo
Zerkerefeia 1 year ago
how many times can you favourite something?!! haha i love this :D
vampyresque 2 years ago 4
HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA
ALBINOCAMEl221 2 years ago 11
i have 100 videos!!
hsm595 2 years ago 5
LOL this is wierd
TheAcidX 2 years ago 6
LET"S GOOOOOOOO
......
I got a ladyrection from watching Quilty cock that gun.
foreverstrange 2 years ago 30
that will haunt me forever
DrummerX95 2 years ago 9
Spencer Hensel
AndersIndustries 2 years ago 4
@AndersIndustries i was wondering what that flash of red said...
vampyresque 1 year ago
Absurdism, I love it (and Jake's actually really cute)
DramaQueenBee 2 years ago 19
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nostalgicnineties 2 years ago
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nostalgicnineties 2 years ago
well, what does it mean?
DramaQueenBee 2 years ago
At :34 it says "Emily Grace Mehrer"; and at 2:10 it says "Fallen Prophet".
MendelsonShape 2 years ago 7
So I'm not the only one who spent way too much time in a word document?
theCobrAcademyis 2 years ago 4
Ah, widgings.
lordbrixo 2 years ago
Time travel and a rabbit, Donnie Darko?
lovise14 2 years ago 4
but wizard, i dnt know if i can handle traveling through time! O : lol LET'S GOOOOOOOO!
LMPPrincess 2 years ago 2
this makes me happy. ( :
LMPPrincess 2 years ago 2
wow.. very unsettling.. nicely done..
starsky51 2 years ago 2
Fucking A
Evelyn2Nv 2 years ago 2
da fuck....
gabberdabber163 2 years ago 2
LET'S GOOOOOOOO
josswhedon692 2 years ago 4
OMG Soooooooooooooo funny and retarted!!!
purrrfectgirl10 2 years ago
and this is why ryan murphey is the funniest man ever.....
a90zx 2 years ago
Hahahahaha *thunk* right into his face
Ungeniusman 2 years ago
This is awesome...You seriously need to consider making a full movie in this style with jake as the main character. It would be amazing.
Alobander 2 years ago 5
if i onely had a fucking camera
emiliadalrymple 2 years ago
game over'
i'am the queen of hearts....
emiliadalrymple 2 years ago
1:59 LMFAO
sodcloud 2 years ago
1:59 Im not a talen scout, but that bits funny, rofl
crimsoncoin 2 years ago
1:44 did that red Dino lookin thing get a masive bonner!? o.0
lol...it's a distrubing kind of funny..
kibbylee 2 years ago 2
My god! That was hilariously retarded! XD
Drewwy310 2 years ago
This is just awesome, Jake is epic too.
Mynotoar 2 years ago 2
I personally think it's a stroke of genius to get a book and let jake read some of it to you.... THE COPYRIGHT BLURB AT THE START OF THE BOOK?! That's brillant! But don't take my word for, READ THE BOOK!!
countfuzzball 2 years ago 2
irts so retarded its FUNNY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA X-D
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taha32 2 years ago
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Nirvanabitch1 2 years ago
mmm, im think im going to have nightmares tonight, lol
gdlookn 2 years ago
wow that's really kinda freaky.... in a good way.
darkgirl4455 2 years ago
for some reason, I don't feel safe with jake holding a rifle... but I can't quite put my finger on it
gayatheist666 2 years ago 4
I don't get any part of this Video.
Bored2random 2 years ago
lmfao your out of your mind
TheILLiteratePoet 2 years ago 3
D'aww, Jake.
Lendm 2 years ago 5
At 2:23 I was ready for "Upward he shoots..."
Smurfster1 2 years ago 2
Was that rabbit part inspired by Donnie Darko
Rundra 2 years ago
Jake is adorable... seriously cute. He also does psycho very well. The psycho makes the cute cuter somehow, and cute makes the psycho more unsettling. Yet we find ourselves in a cycle of cute and creepy.
I find myself curiously endeared.
VictorianBeauty1878 2 years ago 8
*Jakes cute.*
SweetSummerTreat 2 years ago 4
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you're very cute for a psychopath. wanna fuck?
michaelmouse1 2 years ago
'Just a rabbit' is relative. After all, it could be General Woundwort.
GhostCharacter 2 years ago
I would prefer Cowslip, personally...
:D
ElfLady64 2 years ago
haha i love he way he says "Horrible and painful" like it were something great^
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humanumgenus 2 years ago
Hm.....By any chance did you use Sony Vegas to edit this?
smkittychick94 2 years ago
Well that was kinda scary
ANLpr0ducti0ns 2 years ago
what does "Rhojhelio" stand for?
mirmadoise 2 years ago
FANTASTIC!!!!! I am like permanently addicted to your videos now... (because I was previously only temporarily addicted :) )
iluvdommonaghan13 3 years ago 4
I've actually watched all your videos before, but just now made an account, so I figured I better start commenting. Not that you care. But this video cracks me up and unsettles me. The wizard's screaming haunts my dreams. Donnie Darko is one of my favorite movies, incidentally. And hating to be typical, I must say that Jake looks good with a gun. Props, Ryan, for making my life all the more surreal.
colleenr825 3 years ago 2
he does look good with a gun
mirandaluvsyou 3 years ago
I ... I can't imagine any videos on this channel that could possibly deserve deletion. They're all far too awesome. *_*
AikaGranzchesta 3 years ago 5
Does it say something about me that the creepier Jake gets the more I love him? =D
AikaGranzchesta 3 years ago 3
From 2:00 to 2:22 is View-Monster and from 2:23 to 2:34 is Spring Heeled Jack both by Neil Cicierega, right?
quiznos00 3 years ago
Wow, that was... fascinating. I've only seen a few of Ryan Murphy's other videos, but I think I'm a fan now. That was wacked up, but really cool.
hippogriffgrrl10 3 years ago 3
"Little Brown and Company..."
my favorite part
arceustamer14 3 years ago
This guy might just be my hero.
Spencer.
Ccs1989 3 years ago
first name mouth...last name teeth
WillaCather 3 years ago
its like a horrible acid trip!
Baylon777 3 years ago
we love your stupid videos,ryan,dont make ones that make sence!! NNNNNNNNNNNNooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
emovampess 3 years ago 5
Spencer Hensel! ???
rohiogerv22 3 years ago
Time travel ftw.
qiswheretheheartis 3 years ago
i love Jake's laugh :)
fallenidol13 3 years ago 4
This is soo, creepy, but god damn awsome. (I do prefer Jake with longer hair though.)
johenasia 3 years ago 2
Wait, what?
tomcoproductions 3 years ago
Okay! Leetttts GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
josswhedon692 3 years ago 2
WTF
21eth 3 years ago
No offence, but that's a bit creepy....
Wrath96 3 years ago
Ah congratulations Ryan!
And Jake - how I love him <3 (although I must say - I did prefer his hair longer!)
liarakon 3 years ago 3
sooo psychodelic... sooo in love with it
tuhajbei 3 years ago
Alright, let me get this straight:
So, Wheezy defused the bombs in Jake's time machine. Although Jake says this is a good thing, his response is to NOT hire a group of beavers to build a dam, that would block a river that would have flooded Wheezy's home? So for doing such a thing, his home will be flooded in return?
Damn, that's not too great of a deal.
camrenishot1 3 years ago
I think the flooding would be the RESULT of the dam-building. Don't ask me how, I just say the shit.
jkqd14 3 years ago 2
Which video did you delete?
DanielBT1989 3 years ago
One about the line waiting outside of best buy for the premier of the nintendo wii. It contained a lot of copywritten material and it happened to be really bad.
Vicious516 3 years ago
what part of it was copy write?
gamefreak4400 3 years ago
@Vicious516
Bogus... i liked that video... if it is the video i am thinking of.
Tinymoezzy 1 year ago 2
I just had deja vu. in the sunglasses part. lol lol
JesseQuintana 3 years ago 2
You have 101 videos, so I guess you are comfortable with every single video you have.
narutomariofan99 3 years ago
Scratch that.
narutomariofan99 3 years ago 2
its like a horrible acid trip!
Baylon777 3 years ago 2
this reminds me of donnie darko.
GabyML91 3 years ago 2
donnie darko
bluechannel0001 3 years ago
jake has a shotgun!? WERE ALL DOOMED!!!
gamefreak4400 3 years ago 5
it's not a shotgun, it's just a bolt-action rifle hahaha
hawkeye2145 3 years ago
Does that make the situation any better?
No. Of course not.
camrenishot1 3 years ago 2
there are no words. i am so confused. and entertained. and confused. why the goat?
xjosephoenix 3 years ago
"everytime two people claim to have fallen in love, i hate them even more"
another great video ryan :)
Dilworth1994 3 years ago 2
very cool!
Fewdiodotcom 3 years ago 3
jake has a shotgun...
WERE ALL DOOMED!!!
gamefreak4400 3 years ago 2
that was genius. thank you for being amazing.
kdoll5678 3 years ago
oh wait it is availiable again sorry
uiuiu2 3 years ago
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
uiuiu2 3 years ago
no longer AVAILIABLE!!!?!!?!?!
uiuiu2 3 years ago
Jake=LeVar Burton
camrenishot1 3 years ago
¿Que?
jkqd14 3 years ago 2
What camrenishot1 means is that LeVar Burton hosted the show Reading Rainbow. He was always saying "Read the book!"
Veelasiren 3 years ago
Exactly!
camrenishot1 3 years ago
Butterfly in the skyyyyy
I can fly twice as hiiiigh
That song is in my heeeaaaad!
Veelasiren 3 years ago
Take a look!
It's in a book!
Reading rainbooow!
I can guarantee that by tomorrow night I will be searching for Reading Rainbow clips on Youtube. I can guarantee it.
camrenishot1 3 years ago
ah, the memories:)
Veelasiren 3 years ago
Totally forgot about the Reading Rainbow reference. At least I don't need space glasses to see.
jkqd14 3 years ago 4
Oh Jake...
camrenishot1 3 years ago
you also haven't been whipped to force you to change your name, unless there are strange(r) things in the Rojhelio video vault...00
Veelasiren 3 years ago
Is that a Mauser Model 98?
khazamondo 3 years ago
You cut your hair Jacob.
khazamondo 3 years ago
mmm.. Epimenides paradox..
pirluni 3 years ago
Reading Rainbow!
mrsw7 3 years ago
One word: David Lynch.
cosmosblue772 3 years ago
ZZZAP!
vivigwen 3 years ago
speechless
katmisz 3 years ago
sweeet- love how in the ending its the beginning
l101177 3 years ago
Wait, when you said "Believe nothing that I say", did that mean the entire description up to that point was a lie? I'm confused. Half the fun of your videos are in the descriptions, and your videos are 4 times more fun than most others....But 10 times more confusing. :P
Trumpetwiz55 3 years ago 2
The whole concept of taking your own videos off youtube for the purpose of having exactly 100 videos seems a little far fetched. Either Ryan is out of his mind or he is lying. I'm curious to see what his 101st video will be.
pinacoladaxb 3 years ago
qute at the end of the description. "Believe nothing that I say."
masterxak 3 years ago
He's not to be under(over?)estimated. I don't know if he actually will, but it's not as if that would be the telling sign that he's "out of his mind." I think the 100 videos themselves are pretty damning, evidence-of-criminal-insanity-wise.
jkqd14 3 years ago 2
Don't get rid of "Union Forever"!! I just saw part one and two and they're hilarious! Same with "Fuzzy Buttons" I love those films :)
DanielBT1989 3 years ago 3
your videos make my week every week since i fund your Ben Bernanke video i love your videos there arbitrary humor is the highlight of of sad days i think i am in love with you well not you but the caricatures you play .
thank you so much for posting !!!!
krishnaialey1976 3 years ago 2
confused i is.
freeteen7 3 years ago 2
Oh, amazing randomness, thy name is Ryan Murphy.
studentofplato 3 years ago 4
ur kinda cute
CarowTheDreamer 3 years ago 3
How can I find a group of beavers to hire to build a dam to block a river,to flood YOUR home?
mattydog67 3 years ago 2
holy crap thou hast out done thyself this time!!! simply amazing
resistanceisfutile3 3 years ago 2
i like ur new haircut
sabresrok 3 years ago 2
I would absolutely love a translation of whatever appears on screen.
YetiBrothers 3 years ago 2
1st strip: I don't know.. it's a strange kind of Webdings
2nd strip:"Emily Grace Mehrer", written in Webdings 1
3rd strip:"Fallen Prophet", written in Webdings 2
pirluni 3 years ago
Its called Wingdings. And I think 3rd strip (2:10) is Wingdings 1.
TakeshiNinja 3 years ago
yes, sorry, that's becouse i've got open office instead of word...
pirluni 3 years ago
Oh, thats ok, I was just a little confused.
TakeshiNinja 3 years ago
Thank you.
YetiBrothers 3 years ago
OMG that was Amazing!!!!
Jurassic343 3 years ago
I'm scared! :D Jake, you're my deranged puppet house flooding hero!
coltxdoom 3 years ago 3
It's like a feverish dream.
I love it.
DarthShame 3 years ago 2
DO YOU KIDS LIKE JAZZ?!
-PASB
PanAndScanBuddy 3 years ago 2
Man this was so weird. But in a good way. And did Jake get a haircut? Or am I just an idiot and haven't payed attention to anything?
omgitskelso 3 years ago
ReCall live, and the Lemon Demon performences should go first. Not because they are bad, but because they arn't original and exclusive like most of your works.
nastybutler16 3 years ago 2
rad
TheRighteousAwe 3 years ago
not gonna lie, the laughing at :44-:50 is kinda creeph
magenta667 3 years ago
Ben Bernanke is still better. You can't beat that video.
ManBearPiglet 3 years ago
Boys, saying if you were not on drugs, don`t. Since you are, please go on.
PurpleNinja3170 3 years ago
READ THE BOOK!
TreasureBoxFilms 3 years ago
i like how the end is the beginning.
also, what is jake's last name? it sounds like cotidan. but i doubt that's it.
sallyfishkin 3 years ago 2
Jake Quilty-Dunn
pinacoladaxb 3 years ago
I believe the proper spelling is Quily-Dumb.
noyeska 3 years ago
...
wow.
funny, but... wow. o.O
blue2theend 3 years ago
that is so scary and funny and mindfucking all in one. i love it
crystonix 3 years ago
I think i didn't?
WiiSuper123SmashU 3 years ago
I am sooooo sleeping with a nightlight from now on. Thanks Ryan. Jake...seriously you are awesome! Lovin ya more and more.
jeffdavisfan 3 years ago
Spring Heeled Jack! 2:24!
narutomariofan99 3 years ago
I just watched Donnie Darko two days ago... The resemblance is eerie O.o
mllethenardier 3 years ago 2
that's what i thought, what with the rabbit and time-travel and all. o.o
sl4teddy 3 years ago
......wow
articcirclegurl 3 years ago
inspiring.
Android7L 3 years ago