Added: 3 years ago
From: Vicious516
Views: 16,763
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:

All Comments (321)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • Have you been in the carbon monoxide room again?

  • Man I love this dude!

  • i always love how just odd and creepy your vids are ahah

  • What ever you do, don't delete the "Two Penguins in Love" video, please.

    Also, a better title for this would be "What The Twilight Saga has done to an Innocent Man", especially that "Every time two people claim to have fallen in love, I hate them even more" line.

  • What ever you do, don't delete the "Two Penguins in Love" video, please.

    Also, a better title for this would be "What The Twilight Saga has done to an Innocent Man".

  • My sister has that puppet!! I think hers came with glasses and the hat fell off... :D

  • The second said: "Emily Grace Mehrer." ಠ_ಠ Right? Then a flashie said "Spencer Hansel." Then the forth was "Falle Prophet."

    The first I couldn't get because I COULDN'T FREAKING PAUSE ON WHEN IT FLASHED.

  • the code things, i mean.

  • "It's not an actual Cape Cod house, it's just a model!"

    thank you, Jake, you really cleared that up :]

  • needs moar horse head imo

  • how many times can you favourite something?!! haha i love this :D

  • HAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHA

  • i have 100 videos!!

  • LOL this is wierd

  • LET"S GOOOOOOOO

    ......

    I got a ladyrection from watching Quilty cock that gun.

  • that will haunt me forever

  • Spencer Hensel

  • @AndersIndustries i was wondering what that flash of red said...

  • Absurdism, I love it (and Jake's actually really cute)

  • Comment removed

  • well, what does it mean?

  • At :34 it says "Emily Grace Mehrer"; and at 2:10 it says "Fallen Prophet".

  • So I'm not the only one who spent way too much time in a word document?

  • Ah, widgings.

  • Time travel and a rabbit, Donnie Darko?

  • but wizard, i dnt know if i can handle traveling through time! O : lol LET'S GOOOOOOOO!

  • this makes me happy. ( :

  • wow.. very unsettling.. nicely done..

  • Fucking A

  • da fuck....

  • LET'S GOOOOOOOO

  • OMG Soooooooooooooo funny and retarted!!!

  • and this is why ryan murphey is the funniest man ever.....

  • Hahahahaha *thunk* right into his face

  • This is awesome...You seriously need to consider making a full movie in this style with jake as the main character. It would be amazing.

  • if i onely had a fucking camera

  • game over'

    i'am the queen of hearts....

  • 1:59 LMFAO

  • 1:59 Im not a talen scout, but that bits funny, rofl

  • 1:44 did that red Dino lookin thing get a masive bonner!? o.0

    lol...it's a distrubing kind of funny..

  • My god! That was hilariously retarded! XD

  • This is just awesome, Jake is epic too.

  • I personally think it's a stroke of genius to get a book and let jake read some of it to you.... THE COPYRIGHT BLURB AT THE START OF THE BOOK?! That's brillant! But don't take my word for, READ THE BOOK!!

  • irts so retarded its FUNNY HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA X-D

  • facts about you, you're a douchebag

  • facts about you ... you don't realize nobody wants to have idiots spamming their videos.

  • BREAKING NEWS!!!

    Eli's the best lotion products wear removed from

    shelves today because of the reaction consumers

    were having.

    Products like "Hot dog in a hall way?"

    were causing men's penis's to grow to large.

    The consumer's report accounted for more than just aching.Some men had experienced rips and tears, andone man's penis even exploded. His wife left him soon after.

    Back to you Dick!

    Okay then... In other news. I liked this video.

    :D

  • mmm, im think im going to have nightmares tonight, lol

  • wow that's really kinda freaky.... in a good way.

  • for some reason, I don't feel safe with jake holding a rifle... but I can't quite put my finger on it

  • I don't get any part of this Video.

  • lmfao your out of  your mind

  • D'aww, Jake.

  • At 2:23 I was ready for "Upward he shoots..."

  • Was that rabbit part inspired by Donnie Darko

  • Jake is adorable... seriously cute. He also does psycho very well. The psycho makes the cute cuter somehow, and cute makes the psycho more unsettling. Yet we find ourselves in a cycle of cute and creepy.

    I find myself curiously endeared.

  • *Jakes cute.*

  • 'Just a rabbit' is relative. After all, it could be General Woundwort.

  • I would prefer Cowslip, personally...

    :D

  • haha i love he way he says "Horrible and painful" like it were something great^

  • Hm.....By any chance did you use Sony Vegas to edit this?

  • Well that was kinda scary

  • what does "Rhojhelio" stand for?

  • FANTASTIC!!!!! I am like permanently addicted to your videos now... (because I was previously only temporarily addicted :) )

  • I've actually watched all your videos before, but just now made an account, so I figured I better start commenting. Not that you care. But this video cracks me up and unsettles me. The wizard's screaming haunts my dreams. Donnie Darko is one of my favorite movies, incidentally. And hating to be typical, I must say that Jake looks good with a gun. Props, Ryan, for making my life all the more surreal.

  • he does look good with a gun

  • I ... I can't imagine any videos on this channel that could possibly deserve deletion. They're all far too awesome. *_*

  • Does it say something about me that the creepier Jake gets the more I love him? =D

  • From 2:00 to 2:22 is View-Monster and from 2:23 to 2:34 is Spring Heeled Jack both by Neil Cicierega, right?

  • Wow, that was... fascinating. I've only seen a few of Ryan Murphy's other videos, but I think I'm a fan now. That was wacked up, but really cool.

  • "Little Brown and Company..."

    my favorite part

  • This guy might just be my hero.

    Spencer.

  • first name mouth...last name teeth

  • its like a horrible acid trip!

  • we love your stupid videos,ryan,dont make ones that make sence!! NNNNNNNNNNNNooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Spencer Hensel! ???

  • Time travel ftw.

  • i love Jake's laugh :)

  • This is soo, creepy, but god damn awsome. (I do prefer Jake with longer hair though.)

  • Wait, what?

  • Okay! Leetttts GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • WTF

  • No offence, but that's a bit creepy....

  • Ah congratulations Ryan!

    And Jake - how I love him <3 (although I must say - I did prefer his hair longer!)

  • sooo psychodelic... sooo in love with it

  • Alright, let me get this straight:

    So, Wheezy defused the bombs in Jake's time machine. Although Jake says this is a good thing, his response is to NOT hire a group of beavers to build a dam, that would block a river that would have flooded Wheezy's home? So for doing such a thing, his home will be flooded in return?

    Damn, that's not too great of a deal.

  • I think the flooding would be the RESULT of the dam-building. Don't ask me how, I just say the shit.

  • Which video did you delete?

  • One about the line waiting outside of best buy for the premier of the nintendo wii. It contained a lot of copywritten material and it happened to be really bad.

  • what part of it was copy write?

  • @Vicious516

    Bogus... i liked that video... if it is the video i am thinking of.

  • I just had deja vu. in the sunglasses part. lol lol

  • You have 101 videos, so I guess you are comfortable with every single video you have.

  • Scratch that.

  • its like a horrible acid trip!

  • this reminds me of donnie darko.

  • donnie darko

  • jake has a shotgun!? WERE ALL DOOMED!!!

  • it's not a shotgun, it's just a bolt-action rifle hahaha

  • Does that make the situation any better?

    No. Of course not.

  • there are no words. i am so confused. and entertained. and confused. why the goat?

  • "everytime two people claim to have fallen in love, i hate them even more"

    another great video ryan :)

  • very cool!

  • jake has a shotgun...

    WERE ALL DOOMED!!!

  • that was genius. thank you for being amazing.

  • oh wait it is availiable again sorry

  • NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • no longer AVAILIABLE!!!?!!?!?!

  • Jake=LeVar Burton

  • ¿Que?

  • What camrenishot1 means is that LeVar Burton hosted the show Reading Rainbow. He was always saying "Read the book!"

  • Exactly!

  • Butterfly in the skyyyyy

    I can fly twice as hiiiigh

    That song is in my heeeaaaad!

  • Take a look!

    It's in a book!

    Reading rainbooow!

    I can guarantee that by tomorrow night I will be searching for Reading Rainbow clips on Youtube. I can guarantee it.

  • ah, the memories:)

  • Totally forgot about the Reading Rainbow reference. At least I don't need space glasses to see.

  • Oh Jake...

  • you also haven't been whipped to force you to change your name, unless there are strange(r) things in the Rojhelio video vault...00

  • Is that a Mauser Model 98?

  • You cut your hair Jacob.

  • mmm.. Epimenides paradox..

  • Reading Rainbow!

  • One word: David Lynch.

  • ZZZAP!

  • speechless

  • sweeet- love how in the ending its the beginning

  • Wait, when you said "Believe nothing that I say", did that mean the entire description up to that point was a lie? I'm confused. Half the fun of your videos are in the descriptions, and your videos are 4 times more fun than most others....But 10 times more confusing. :P

  • The whole concept of taking your own videos off youtube for the purpose of having exactly 100 videos seems a little far fetched. Either Ryan is out of his mind or he is lying. I'm curious to see what his 101st video will be.

  • qute at the end of the description. "Believe nothing that I say."

  • He's not to be under(over?)estimated. I don't know if he actually will, but it's not as if that would be the telling sign that he's "out of his mind." I think the 100 videos themselves are pretty damning, evidence-of-criminal-insanity-­wise.

  • Don't get rid of "Union Forever"!! I just saw part one and two and they're hilarious! Same with "Fuzzy Buttons" I love those films :)

  • your videos make my week every week since i fund your Ben Bernanke video i love your videos there arbitrary humor is the highlight of of sad days i think i am in love with you well not you but the caricatures you play .

    thank you so much for posting !!!!

  • confused i is.

  • Oh, amazing randomness, thy name is Ryan Murphy.

  • ur kinda cute

  • How can I find a group of beavers to hire to build a dam to block a river,to flood YOUR home?

  • holy crap thou hast out done thyself this time!!! simply amazing

  • i like ur new haircut

  • I would absolutely love a translation of whatever appears on screen.

  • 1st strip: I don't know.. it's a strange kind of Webdings

    2nd strip:"Emily Grace Mehrer", written in Webdings 1

    3rd strip:"Fallen Prophet", written in Webdings 2

  • Its called Wingdings. And I think 3rd strip (2:10) is Wingdings 1.

  • yes, sorry, that's becouse i've got open office instead of word...

  • Oh, thats ok, I was just a little confused.

  • Thank you.

  • OMG that was Amazing!!!!

  • I'm scared! :D Jake, you're my deranged puppet house flooding hero!

  • It's like a feverish dream.

    I love it.

  • DO YOU KIDS LIKE JAZZ?!

    -PASB

  • Man this was so weird. But in a good way. And did Jake get a haircut? Or am I just an idiot and haven't payed attention to anything?

  • ReCall live, and the Lemon Demon performences should go first. Not because they are bad, but because they arn't original and exclusive like most of your works.

  • rad

  • not gonna lie, the laughing at :44-:50 is kinda creeph

  • Ben Bernanke is still better. You can't beat that video.

  • Boys, saying if you were not on drugs, don`t. Since you are, please go on.

  • READ THE BOOK!

  • i like how the end is the beginning.

    also, what is jake's last name? it sounds like cotidan. but i doubt that's it.

  • Jake Quilty-Dunn

  • I believe the proper spelling is Quily-Dumb.

  • ...

    wow.

    funny, but... wow. o.O

  • that is so scary and funny and mindfucking all in one. i love it

  • I think i didn't?

  • I am sooooo sleeping with a nightlight from now on. Thanks Ryan. Jake...seriously you are awesome! Lovin ya more and more.

  • Spring Heeled Jack! 2:24!

  • I just watched Donnie Darko two days ago... The resemblance is eerie O.o

  • that's what i thought, what with the rabbit and time-travel and all. o.o

  • ......wow

  • inspiring.