Driving Pet Peeves..

[raysihernandez]

Haha! I love this guy<33 This is only the second video of his I've seen so far and I'm already laughing my butt off :) I'm subscribing for suuuurrrreee!

[adamsglambitch]

U TRYINA B THE BOTTOM! U WANT ME TO TOP U! U WANT MY CAR TO RAM IN YOUR ASS LOL

[madi1025ily]

ik im i candy honey.. but ur about to cause a wreck! ROFL!

[hannahramey1]

anyone else notice the creepy van following him?

[Andalious]

1:45!! LMAO!!!

[lijolienable]

This was hilarious!

[Keevin80021]

I couldn't stop laughing! Totally agree!

[Xxbeastlyxshotz]

Amazing! Greatest ghetto black girl voice coming from a gay white man XD I loved it

[Mistacarolinacat]

Well do you wanna know my fuckin pet peeve is when gay ass holes are making videos while driving bitch

[MegJ108]

@Mistacarolinacat then why the fuck are you fucking watching this then.

[adamsglambitch]

@Mistacarolinacat S T F U HOMOPHOBE!!! how bout geting a life, huh? i like that idea, now go do it!!!!!

[stickitgymnasticgirl]

Anyone else notice the white van following him?

[chikchick90210]

''I know im eye candy honey but you 'bout to 'cause a reck!'' Lmao!

[cupcakelover981]

like a bat out of hell haha lol

[darris321]

beside of bothers me. it's a double preposition. that's weird.

it's like saying

i'm tired in of your shit

[jennifermassey1]

Now thats funny

[Abskippy1]

hahaha "you wanna be the bottom? you want me to top you?" youre sooo rite no one knows how to drive in my town!!!

[xRawrlalax]

Am I the only one who thinks he looks like Christian Siriano? o_O ~the guy from project runway~

[NicciSweet]

did anyone else notice the creeper van that was in the WHOLE video behind chris?

[1972mscathy]

i think your soooooooo! cute as a man and i'm only 10 years old! thats cooool right! lol!

[JamesTR4]

he looks like toby...tobuscus...i don't remember his last name...

[BrianaLoveHate]

OMG ive watched this video like SOO many times and i still laugh like hell! What ur saying is so true.

[TheXoxcortmichelle]

I love this, it's exactly how I feel.

[cxiibieber]

:22 okay imma need to talk about this.

[garyrocker21]

i died 0:55

[dalishx3]

Quick expression change then the "I COULD KILL YOU" is without a doubt the funniest thing I have seen in a really long time.

[casablancasforever]

focus on the road dumbass

[MpPiggy]

YOU BOUT TO CAUSE A WRECK! hahaha

[jaymv85]

love the glasses

[MrPurpleZebra123]

your a fantastic person

[TheBunniesLoveChuux3]

The whole epileptic seizure part kinda pissed me off, because I have epileptic seizures... -.- But other than that, it was really funny xD

[allogenes37]

Hilarious!  So camp

[beccyyyy]

Did you notice that that one car keeps following you through the WHOLE ENTIRE VIDEO? :D pretty creppy. And yeah, what you said about your mom, my parents do that too. Wayyy to annoying :D and it creeps the shit out of me xD

[bg004009]

HOW ABOUT FILMNG YOUR DUMBASS WHILE DRIVING!!!

[Blackjackizzy]

Lol u are awesome! But of course you already knew that :)

[01PaulStanley]

this was funny

[Moviebuff358]

Your hilarious!!

[TheBenboy1988]

Go away, nobody likes you..

[beotchVEVO]

@TheBenboy1988 i do but im not gay so not in way hes one of us get use to it hes human

[TheBenboy1988]

@beotchVEVO  How old are you? I'm guessing 6? Easily pleased at a young age. Good for you..

[booboohips]

I laughed so hard I CRIED!!!! Thank u for this.  I freakn LOVE U!

[laniaA14]

Hahahah!! omgoodness u r frkn hilarious!:)

[MrKiyoshiKun]

Omg I laughed so hard. x'D

[MsSignedUp]

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[MrsLACullen]

i can not stand YOU

[xb3l0wz3r0x]

ok.. i kno ur gay but really... its really bothering me how men wear tight ass clothes and talk like a fucking girl to a damn camra.. ur camra probly hav diamonds on it like a little pussy

[CharlesThweatt]

Happens to me all the time here in Memphis

[Delarosaorder]

awe ur soo cute hun!!

[xb3l0wz3r0x]

@Delarosaorder i dont find that cute at all thats fucking disgusting to see a grown man doing that gay shit

[Delarosaorder]

@xb3l0wz3r0x well Im by so I dont see anything wrong w/ being gay or less pluss whats so wrong about complementing someone!!! u jerk seriuslly IDFC about ur opinion and nether should he!!! + ur just plain out rude!!

[xb3l0wz3r0x]

@Delarosaorder UR GAY type cause problems in the world just look at how hes acting wtf. fucking faggot and u talk like a little bitch

[Delarosaorder]

@xb3l0wz3r0x oh I am proud of it to now quit f***** around w/ me!!! beat u have a small ego that's why u act like a jerk!!!! =P

[brytonnickerson]

hahahahaha omg my mom does the same thing XD hahaha and i have ALL the same petpeeves

[sassy2420]

I think everyone has driving pet peeves Chris.

[Mrhaylee4000]

FUCK OFFF..STFU..I CANT STAND WHEN THE PERSON IN FRONT OF ME FILMING AND WEARING SPECTACLES!!

[xb3l0wz3r0x]

@Mrhaylee4000 LOL IT PISSES ME OFF CING A MAN WEARING TIGHT ASS CLOTHES AND TALKING LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY Ass GIRL

[Mrhaylee4000]

@xb3l0wz3r0x LOL,,,,its very annoying ya know...but i make his/her video as my strASS releaser after struggling for exam....he/her has no manner.....talk bad about his mom

[THExDRAKExMAN]

I cant stand when the person in front of me is filming and driving!

[georgiapeach9013]

"you know that saying 'im stop traffic'..no hunny,im causing wrecks!"hahahaha

[ashasis]

OMGGGGGGGG HE IS SO FUNYY HAHAHA!

[ThetwoAdorkables]

Outta no where like a bat outta hell(: I love you

[Xatasha6611]

Are you more like your mom or dad? From this video it would seem you are much like your mom

[youlookingfierce18]

i love how he tries to bleep out his cursing and it totally doesnt work. (:

[CourtneyDrums]

No joke, that van behind you was following you the whole time o.O

[kourtneylol123]

this is so funny

[19RussianDragon92]

"Like a bat outta hell" lol great phrasing. 

[talksalot1825]

He has wicked white teeth.

[marilynmansonfan247]

@talksalot1825 Well, gays are very high maintenance.

[brinarose73tale]

Oh My Gosh Chris! You are so hilarious! And my mum does that all the time, except for I'm not legal driving age, but when I drive a golf cart, we are like, 40 yards away from a tree and she starts having a flipping aneurism! BULLSHARK to that!

[rednecksnookie]

@brinarose73tale i started driving a golf cart when i was 9 years old and my mom would aways scream watch the road o your gonna crash bla bla bla and i never did crash but when she stop telling me shit like that i crashed in to a pond and broke my leg true story

[fortworthhomegirl]

LOL!!!!



[slappyhappyful]

I LAUGHED SO HARD I PISSED MII PANTS

[DarkAngelXlover]

I think this is illegal ...

[theone8970]

My mom does that to I'll be driving in the mall parking lot and a car will be 3 or 4 road thangies between the parking spots and she says I'm gona hit em WHAT???

[turywury]

Omg I feel I hate wen ppl do this also lmao

[risslesz]

Honey, you bout to cause a wreck

[AshleyDawnKing]

Am I the only one who see the Pedo Van in the background? (:

[SavagexRomance]

D'AWG LOL.

[marilynmansonfan247]

This has to be my favorite video by Chris Crocker. Ive watched them all. But this one is HILARIOUS. Because its like that for me too. Except when people stare at me crazy when Im driving, the only thing I do is make a weird look back. :D

Its just a hairflip. <3

xoxoxo -- Ashleigh. (:

[JeydonEatsWater]

Pedo Bear is behind your car..

[keg2014]

hahaha, i laughed so hard though this!!! i hate all of that too, Chris XD

[lovesababe]

stop at 1:48 lmao.

[MrsFaithKristine]

@NycQueen4Eva I agree.

[Coolgirl65ful]

There's a van following u

[youlookingfierce18]

i wonder how old chris is.

[VincentVanBro1]

@youlookingfierce18 he is 22

[ThePaulaMusic]

This is on my birthday n.n

[NycQueen4Eva]

Chris and Kingsley should make a video

[pocketfrogsable]

lol "honey i know im eye candy" :P

[turtleshellshocker]

Lol does anyone else notice the number at 2:21 skips to 2:23?

[rectumkraken]

when i was about to miss a turn my mom started to scream and i qoute, "JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST PRESTON!!!! FUCK ME! WHY DONT YOU JUST FUCK ME SIDEWAYS!!! true story, i told her,"im a new driver, not a truck driver."

[momoheartsbotdf]

<333

[peptobismol9]

My dad stomps the floor as if he were hitting a break and screams "WOAH" "WOAHHH!"

[zombieecho]

I reallllyyy hope you weren't the one driving in this video

[YellowBeaver1988]

hahahahahahahahaha

[metalgirl2]

my sister does the same thing your mom does...I'll inch up closer to a stop sign to see better and she assumes I'm actually going when I do that. it's hard to explain...but yeahh she'll like gasp and freak out. I can't stand it. she also yells at me to drive faster all the time. girl I didn't have to give you a ride! sorry it's raining and everything is illuminated and I'm going two under the damn speed limit for a minute!!! sorry for ranting on your video...lol

[ethanjupiter]

ok SERIOUSLY PEOPLE GIVE CHRIS A GODDAMN BREAK IM 13 TELLING YALL THIS ITS RIDICULOUS IF ANY OF U PAID $ ATTENTION U COULD TELL CHRIS WASNT EVEN LOOKING AT THE CAMERA!!! SERIOUSLY STOP HATIN CAUSE IMMA GET MY FLY SWAT BITCHES XD sincerly the person who stand sup for chris crocker, not that he can tdo it but somtimes everyone needs reenforcment...

[01PaulStanley]

@ethanjupiter I agree with ya

[doglover1234119]

@ethanjupiter u need to be a 13 year old SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THE DAMN ROAD

[MansonLove1988]

I LOLed! :D

[Eric123456789shelton]

Look at the damb road

[Eric123456789shelton]

My mom does the same thing........ I hate that

[1purplecrayons1]

OMG CHRIS WATCH OUT OMG AAAAAH Chris watch out... there is a car!

[SayuOmaki]

161 people wrecked because they couldn't stop looking at Chris.

[Smiddleton0233]

I know im eye candy honey but you about to cause a wreck. LMFAO too funny.

[ichbineincoolcat]

I'm gonna steal that hair style.

[Cheegle13]

They swerve into my lane like a BAT OUTTA HELL! :D <3333 I love you Chris :)

[01PaulStanley]

@Cheegle13 I loved that phrase so much

[gasprayo13]

r u filming AND DRIVING!!!

[xanadusparkle]

I can so relate my mom yells at me scares the shit out of me about a tree a mile away -.-

[katiecorrupt]

omg this was great

[MissMagpie1997]

My parents always poke at me because I crashed a golf cart into a fence. The only reason I crashed was because my mom was grabbing me and screaming "Don't hit the fence!" Helped didn't it.

[kirby10419]

Fuckin fag!!!!! 

[PiMpInBeAn3r]

Ur such a fag!!!!

[ethanpetty09]

@PiMpInBeAn3r @kirby10419 lol You two are sooo original.

[TheCarmillaShow]

I actually like the new hair..... it's less.... douchebaggy.....

[5LJ3A2]

lmao

[stkcarm5]

LMAO TOP

[EleanorRose52]

PRESS 4. lmaorotfl

[CarlyCravesChaos]

Haha Chris i love you xD My day has been awful and you made me laugh harder thani have in a very long time <3

[313H3ArtBr3ak3r]

So true Lmao hot mess indeed Love you Chris

[Hotpunk333]

Did you notice that white van was following you the whole time in this? Lmao weirdddddd xD but yea lmfao i totally agree with you. This made me laugh so hard cuz it was so true. My mom is just like that when my brother drives so now I rly dont want my mom doing the same to me lmao I think id slap a hoe if she did O.O

[AbbeySmithy]

HAHA, SO TRUE! I hate driving with my parents!

Definitely my one of my favorite videos EVER.

[ducthanh1821]

hahahaha 

[Dkahe4real]

man i havent laughed so hard in soo loong!ROTLFLMAO!!

[Rubygloom450]

SOMEONE PUT A COCK IN HIS MOUTH!!!

[MsNLguitar]

your mother must love this... haha

[steve11199]

my parents are the EXACT same!!!

[ERIC933G]

@steve11199 same here

[gayfever2010]

lol i agree totally 

[BrightRedSkullTV]

Sweet transvestite, from transexual Transylvania, I cant not here this when watching you, are you ts? Idk, but it's a good song

[blondscoresagain]

I hate when people pass me.

then i take it personal and floor that bitch.

[Deidara2526]

LMAO

[ohshitmanda]

that vans following you D:

[chambinator]

I beat pol crash staring at u cuz u so ugly

[tylersherpafay]

the white pedo van behind you started to scare me.

[dreamify5786]

I didn't notice till 1:51 that Chris was in the car with someone else lol

[NorthernLights21]

lmfao!!!!! This video is awesome!!! My peeves as well, but damn I spent probably 20mins laughing at this video, Chris, bud, you are hilarious!!! You're awesome :-))

[BBONK95]

I BLOODY LOVE YOU CHRIS!!

[MusicTewns]

LOLOLOL SO TRUE!!

[doinme1219]

On of my pet peeves about driving is when ppl make youtube videos behind the wheel lmfao

[Maine684]

press 7 over and over again.... chris is giving a blow job.... lofl

[MeganMayhem93]

lmfao i can so relate to the mom thing, i just got my license a few days ago and am SO FUCKING GLAD to have her out of my passenger seat!

XD your so funny

[monsterism9]

"i know i am eye candy honey but you is bout to cause a wreck!"

[naruka95]

press 4 over and over again its fucking funny!!! hahaha

[Maine684]

@naruka95 Press 3 over and over again and 7....

[BieberFann3]

Uh oh. There's a white van behind you ( that means rapest ! )

[BieberFann3]

Funny video !!!!! (:

[Missbeautiful49]

Funnnnnnny and true love it!!!lol

[MacaulaysClubKid]

I love you Chris x333

[BellaCeLeNdAnO]

I love him so much, i don't get how he can have so many haters hes so funny LMAO <333333 chris your fans love u for ever

[AnimeDancing]

@BansheeBeatsss

Someone else was holding the camera.. And his eyes were on the road.

Just saying.

[VhUgGz]

I hope you get ran off the road, crash, flip over, but you die slowly. :-/

[Gr33nConv3rse]

@VhUgGz Wow angry much o.O

[ciloves]

haha youre hilarious.

[KIBAKIDD17]

YES YES I SOOO FEEL YOU!!!

[Lud0t]

lmfao! love it!!!

[boatmanzxc]

the irony of this video, if there had been an incident, he would of been to distracted to get out of a dangerous situation.

[tjdempsey10]

This video is awesome :D

[TeamMonteCarlo98]

Dear god, i hate these kinda gay guys though im gay but holy shit he is hilarious!!!!

[BansheeBeatsss]

My biggest car pet peeve? People recording videos while fucking driving. Looking forward to a video of your first crash.

[twinklestar981]

nicee!(=

[cutie1360]

And also I had my license suspended for 6 months for passing out you have no clue what we go through and I have to literally be driven to class. It's embarrassing and I get jokes about it every now and then. Having wires connected to your head like some frog being tested.

[peeandvinegar]

@cutie1360

"if you can laugh at one group of people you should be able to laugh at them all".. have you ever laughed at a black, chinese, asian etc jokes or a joke about stuttering.. even a joke about your own race or place you live.. try not to get to offended ! i know its completely different when you have the condition :( or are a part of the race being made fun of but i always think how unfair it would be for me to get mad when i laughed at a joke about someone else the day before..

[cutie1360]

@peeandvinegar I know i can laugh at myself once in a while like blonde jokes for instances

[cutie1360]

It's not exactly funny to make fun of someone for having epilepsy I have it it's in the gene pool and if you think that we are crazy then you can go to hell just because we have seizures doesn't mean we are crazy. Chris I love your videos and all but since I'm having trouble coping with my condition since I passed out in front of the entire college class and the teachers think I'm some little kid your adding insult to injury :(

[GingerXofXsnap]

I can't wait to get my liscense now. xD

[specialkgirl69]

god ur good looking. 2 bad im a dyke! hook me up!

[MattyxMascara]

Chris there was a van following u lol an there was someone else sitting in the car with him/her whatever LOL

[justinoyoyoyo]

yo you look like a girl that went lesbian.

[matboy891]

i have seizures....=(

[peeandvinegar]

@matboy891 "if you can laugh at one group of people you should be able to laugh at them all".. have you ever laughed at a black, chinese, asian etc jokes or a joke about stuttering.. even a joke about your own race or place you live.. try not to get to offended ! i know its completely different when you have the condition :( or are a part of the race being made fun of but i always think how unfair it would be for me to get mad when i laughed at a joke about someone else the day before..

[86sexycani]

ddi any1 notice but me that there is a white van following chris thw whole time :P

@86sexycani he wasn't driving for that long and he didn't turn so they probably weren't trying to follow him..