All In The Family - Archie's Weighty Problem 1-3

[msk7046]

I feel so lucky to have been born in the early 60's and graduate HS in 82 ....The TV shows and music of those years was the BEST!

I'm glad that people under 30 are watching this series. It was WAY ahead of its time and still is with all the political correct BS in this country.

[jak795]

@msk7046 if anything the show makes fun out of all that political correct bs

[Squeaky1423]

@msk7046 I graduated high school in 1984 and I totally agree!

[GigglesKelly]

i love when he says "i'll vomit..

[iloveejbgssnoopy]

Loved when Edith flushed the beer down the toliet. And then Quigly told Archie about what he is doing would really hurt him.

[Beatlesfangoogle]

HEY SNOW WHITE! YOU'RE PRINCE JUST COME!

[hottubman19]

Cops muggers and fags...jeesh Archie

[saraclarke20]

Thumbs Up If You Are Watching This In 2011 and you are not an senior !

[UofLCardFan90]

@saraclarke20 Ahh, thumbs up. I'm only 21.

[ndmatchett]

I believe its at 2:55...she says...*And everytime I see a can in that there hand....*little pause* Im GONNA WRENCH IT* lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooo

[oneznzeroz]

I trew the carrots to the boids

[beautifulsarah100]

The most purely funny show in the history of TV. Nothing today comes close.

[qwertasdcfghjklmo24z]

Doesn't butter contain vitamin A?

[pytko3]

Archie: Aww(blows raspberry) to Dr. Nelson! Let me tell you something, doctors never get hungry, Edith. I'm shoving around heavy crates all day long. The heaviest thing Dr. Nelson shoves is a thermometer.

LOL

If Michael had been there, I bet this would've been said,

Mike: If you do harder labor than he does, how come you're overweight and he's not?

Archie: Shut up!

[hottubman19]

I DO THAT AND THE FAGS ARE ALL OVER YA..TFF

[hottubman19]

I can't believe Archie used the f word for a gay guy back in the 70's..too funny

[mistermattmoose]

does anyone have the episode uploaded where edith sticks a house key or money down her dress and archie tells her, "what a low class dodge that is" and they have a hilarious fight? lord that was classic. edith compared herself to female movie stars and archie compared himself to male movie stars and it was hilarious!

[GoHomeRoscoJenkins]

Am i the only 14 year old boy who actually loves this show? xD

[Charmolution]

@GoHomeRoscoJenkins

I'm not 14 anymore, but I definitely loved this show when I was.

[pianissimo5]

@GoHomeRoscoJenkins i'm 15 and i looove it!!

[Beatlesfangoogle]

@GoHomeRoscoJenkins I've been watching this show all my life and I finally got the humor a few days before I turned 14 I think. Now I'm 15 and I've seen all but one episode (the 200th anniversery special) of All in the Family and I love this show! :)

[virgo396]

@Beatlesfangoogle awesome man a young person like u is whats needed today u kno where origins of great shows hae came from

[Beatlesfangoogle]

@virgo396 Yeah, I tell my friends about All in the Family all the time, but they don't care! It's better than stuff we have on TV nowadays.

[demmylowther]

This is one of the funniest episodes.Mainly for the kitchen scene where Mike is guarding the refrigerater.Ah man,that's priceless !

[TheMethadoneParty]

I love this show it proves that liberals have always been stubborn jerks

[KellyGreen5555]

@TheMethadoneParty The liberals created and wrote this magnificent show.

[TheDieselbutterfly]

Archie Bunker for president

[MrMeanmarkcallous]

Damn ediths gonna make 88 yrs young and she's still going strong, how strong thats another thing but but @ lease shes still going. and I wish another 98 yrs of great life she dessereves it

[qtpie928]

Gloria: Well, then skip!

Archie: Then the fags are gonna be after me

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[AgApE010]

Beer is actually supposed to be good for your heart (the B Vitamins from the barley and hops). Poor Archie lol.

[TheSassy2005]

lmao i love edith hahaha :)

[TheVaporeonrules234]

Edith sings way better then snow white

[mrspeel7]

@TheVaporeonrules234 I was just thinking how pretty Jean Stapleton's voice must be, if she didn't add the screechy element, which is necessary to her playing the character of Edith. :)

[TheVaporeonrules234]

@mrspeel7 Yeah. But she still sings way better than snow white.

[3piper]

@mrspeel7 I watched a tv special in the 80's and she has a beautiful voice .she has been on Broadway

[hunhun23]

"SO AFTER DINNER WHY DON'T YOU AND MIKE TAKE A NICE BRISK EVENING WALK?"

"ARE YOU KIDDING? AN EVENING WALK IN THIS TOWN? YOU WALK TOO FAST THE COPS WILL PULL YOU OVER. YOU WALK TOO SLOW THE MUGGERS WILL GET YOU!"

"WELL THEN SKIP!"

"I DO THAT AND THE FAGS ARE ALL OVER YOU!!!"

LOL! Classic!!!

[TheSassy2005]

@hunhun23 lmao @ gloria..."that's because you're so pretty" hahahahahahaha

[AgApE010]

@hunhun23

-

"That's because you're so pretty"

[hunhun23]

"I'VE GOT A DINGBAT REVOLUTION ON MY HANDS HERE!!!!!"

[UuuuKnoooo]

Great show! Thank you so much for uploading!

[VelvetRope1992]

Lol the way Edith sings

[theshaggyskinhead]

The socialist doesn't want to share his peas.

hmmmm...

[IwontConform]

"...for this much butter,i`d trow the olive on the floor" LOL

[joshman783]

'you are standin...on the tail of a mouse!' 'AHHHH'. hahahaha omg i live this episode.

[SupaDizz1]

lol Archie face @ 0:35 is hil-ari-ous

[garycalgary]

i say let him die of a heart attack and stay real fat the family would function better

[Nathan94110]

"That ain't turkey.... it's note paper." LOL!

[Nathan94110]

Brilliant!

[kikyosan543]

arches weight loss dinner is terrible, peas zucinni, bread, and paper turkey. ugh what a horrible weight loss diet. i mean if edith really wanted archie to lose weight she should have given him a nice salad, beats, soup, and some chicken breast, now that sounds like a diet dinner.

[YaoiHuntressEarth]

@kikyosan543 He'd probably still be difficult about it

[newstarcadefan]

@YaoiHuntressEarth True, but he'd have a little more food, and meat. 

[AussieKen1972]

"It looks like a cooked pickle" "Who the hell wants more?" LOL!

[ONEQUICKVR4]

why would she keep a beer in the house?

[joshman783]

lol 'who the hell wants more??!!'

[lakerfan198126]

I guess Rob Reiner shouldn't have stopped jogging

[youthgoes]

Haha a Dingbat Revolution! What a classic show! One of my alltime favorites!

[Dude2Hot2BStr8]

Edith and Archie are so great together...

[mustange550]

isn't it liver not heart? in regards to beer

[joeperrysbabe]

@mustange550 Well yes, but beer is very fattening and that raises cholesterol like crazy.

[mustange550]

@joeperrysbabe Thx! Hey maybe he can drink light beer ;)

[felixq78]

Edith is lovely, she loves this big dope in spite of his shitty attitudes. The perfect woman.

[szqsk8]

For quick weight loss, cut out carbs from starchy foods, eat little to no sugar and eat moderate amounts of LEAN protein to lose weight without being hungry. Eating like Archie in this episode would make anyone feel like they are starving!

[Jakegothicsnake]

Archie: Edith! You are my wife!!

Edith: I don't wanna be your widow!!

No Edith, you never become Archie's widow. Instead Archie becomes your widower a spinoff later....

[babyapple930]

3:59 to 4:01  Archie looks just like Chuckie when he is talking... (the killer doll)

[LadyAneh]

zucchini-possibly the most disgusting plant I've ever had the misery to eat (that and sqash)...it's like a disgraced cucumber. 8P XP

[WrestlingHeretic]

Hear, hear.

[gmchizmar]

@LadyAneh If you have to eat zucchini, bake it as an apple pie in slices, with sugar and cinnamon.......it's delicious, my parents completely tricked me once for dinner....also try zucchini bread...

[newstarcadefan]

@gmchizmar I've had zucchini bread, it's pretty damned good.

[mariskarox]

7:43 edith got a lil pea stuck in her throat she was like butter lol

[mariskarox]

haha hes so funny, i love when characters go on diets, they are always my fave the one from roseanne, perfect strangers, family matters,

[vidmastr27]

I adored this episode. This was a good one. :)

[amazingjecklebrother]

cuzzini is gross anyway

[ra86226]

Edith "You're only allowed one."

Archie "Who the Hell wants more?"

lmao

[DiceEsque]

lol @ old school dieting. Getting by on 800 calories a day.

[nishaboston]

LOL @ Dingbat Revolution

[vidmastr27]

I love this show. Carol O Connor played a great comedian as well as a serious person. Loved him in this show and this episode especially cracked me up. I know what it's like to diet. I have no will power either.

[CanadiaNecro1]

Even being as overweight as him is unhealthy. Yet today his size is average. Now everyone is so huge they can barely walk and yet they insist they are healthy.

[vidmastr27]

And you know what I blame that on? Too many fast food resturants! And laziness!

[DiceEsque]

technology making our lives so much easier doesnt help either.

[vidmastr27]

that's true! :)

[bitemypillow]

i know it is digusting. what is the line of demarcation? when do you say i do not care that i am a fat ass? when does gross become normal. i can barely find clothes in my size. it a pudgy world!

[pytko3]

Michael: What do you want with beer?

Archie: Edith threw my last one down the toilet.

Michael: Well, what's the difference? It would've wound up there, anyway.

LOL

[princev11]

this is the greatest show of all time!

this show points out all the bad things that r happening now!

we need this show back on the air regularly! :)

archiess the mann

[JonasBrotherlover32]

This show is on the air in canada.

we have a tv Station called Dejaview Shows re-runs from the shows from the late 70s-90s

[ShowLowGato]

Do they edit any of the show out in Canada. I am surprised they would show it. Don't they have very PC laws against some of the speech in ATF?

[JonasBrotherlover32]

Nope they don't

[12stringsforme]

Tuheh, no. Come on.

[DaBearsRockMySox]

got that right lol

[blamaxwell]

@princev11 Your right too bad that shows now days arent bold enough to take on issues like this one was. What happened to all the good writers and actors

[dennis3380]

@princev11 you said it... best show ever!

[powerpop19]

his facial expressions are soooooo funny i love this show !!!

[DroverChicago]

Jean Stapleton must have been in great shape, what with the way she was always sprinting around that set.

[amazingjecklebrother]

a dingbat revolution lol

[jameelahere]

No one wants to diet with the "English" way of cooking.

If Edith had cut up the Zuchinni and sauteed it along with onions and tomatoes it would have taste like something. What was wrong with having a LARGE amount of vegetables? IF people ate more like the peasants in China, India, or Italy we would be happy with what we ate AND healthy.

Archie would have complained anyway, but at least it would have been interesting.

[DroverChicago]

"If Edith had cut up the Zuchinni and sauteed it along with onions and tomatoes it would have taste like something."

Yeah, it would have tasted like sauteed ass. Now go cook me a steak. :P

[bitemypillow]

bet your a fat ass! tubbies always have something to say about thin healthy people.

[DroverChicago]

Since I said nothing about thin and/or healthy people, your vitriol dart misses the mark. Try again.

[journeylive]

can anyone tell me why archie wears his wedding ring on his middle finer and not on his wedding finger? theres got to be more to this than meets the eye. thanx.

[JaYnEsAyZ]

this is the funniest episode of all in the family- i swear it kills me lol

[omnadrener]

I like her voice she sounded a little like King Diamond there LOL!!!!!!!

[squat4500]

best comedy ever

[BabyEeyore509]

when did this show last? didn't this show get an award?

[Ari721]

Archie is so funny

[evfich]

someDAAAAAAAAAAAAY

[lissansc]

never take a beer away from a man : /

they get pissed easy **LoL** trust me i know

[iraqgunner05]

Somebody correct me if i'm wrong, but All in the Family was the first time a toilet flushed on tv, was it this episode?

[SteelerJeff2009]

You are correct. There were a lot of firsts like Archie and Edith in bed together.

[BabyEeyore509]

looks like a cooked pickle! lolz

[BabyEeyore509]

your only allowed one.

who the hell wants more? lolz archies funny!

[BabyEeyore509]

does anyone have the episode when archies chair broke and he threw a fit?

[lissansc]

daughter: daddy you need to exercise so tonight

after dinner why dont you and Michael take a long brisky evening walk..

archie: Are you kidding? an evening walk in this town.

"you walk to fast the cops pick u up

"you walk to slow the muggers nock u down."

Daughter: well then skip

archie: i do that fag's are all over me

[lissansc]

edith: joey is getting so smart i was talking to him

and he looked me right in the eye like he understood every word i said.

Archie: everybody looks at you that way Edith they don't want to make you feel bad

LMAO :)

[JaYnEsAyZ]

edith-"yer only allowed one.."

archie-"who the hell wants more ?!?"

LMAO!

[gooffbball]

Even though All in the Family was controversial in the 70s, it would still be controversial if aired today.

[BeantownJim]

christnia hairy shave heads lol

[journeylive]

its karishna harless shave heards lmfao!

[match913]

"you had your butter this morning"

"can i get a loan on tomorrow" hahahah

those faces he makes are pure comedy man.

[PMantisKF]

I think the Dingbat got a pea stuck in her throat around 7:43

[PMantisKF]

3:05 - 3:09  LOL

[eaglewheels1995]

"Then he goes home and stuffs his face with milk and fig newtons"-Classic!

[yamagoof]

Gloria-Then skip.

Archie-I do that and the fags are all over me.

Gloria-That's cause you're so pretty!

LOL! :) I love this show!

Thanks so much for posting these!!!

[vidmastr27]

I forgot this episode..it's hilarious!!! :D I love it how Archie gives the red raspberry to everyone..that's how I feel somedays as well so I can relate! LOL!

[amazingjecklebrother]

revolution

[amazingjecklebrother]

a dingbat revloution lol

[evfich]

tomorrows flounder or todays olive...what a choice.

[ccsd0601]

that ain't turkey, that's note paper!

[ccsd0601]

lol @ the warehouse cat

[mademoiselle79]

Does anybody know what season this is from??

I love this show so much!!

[sternfan75]

it's after season 4 for sure.

[shannjordan5]

I miss this show,hes funny.

[BCraingirl]

I luv the way they're running around the kitchen table with Edith trying to get his beer, LMAO

[anelfinphile]

"You had today's butter this morning."

"Can I make a loan for tomorrow?"

[stacyblue1980]

" I'll tell you somethin about misery- Misery wants beer!"

[hunhun23]

"well then skip!"

"i do that and the fags are all over me!!"

[amazingjecklebrother]

thats cause your so pretty

[torrentANONYMOUScodc]

"Have I got a ding-bat revolution on my hands,here?"

LMAO!

[tod4533]

this is Epic!

[UofLCardFan08]

"You're only allowed one"

"Who the hell wants more?!"

Haha!

[stacyblue1980]

LMAO too!

[DaLegendKillerRKO]

Archie is great

[BabyEeyore509]

I heard that when Edith died they changed the title to Archies Place or something like that. Idk if thats true.

[MeAndMyRC]

Wouldn't be All In The Family without Jean Stapleton, Archie Bunker's Place was..eh, okay, but never the same again. This show, regardless what it was called should have had a final send off instead of just going out with a whimper

[BabyEeyore509]

oh dang. is there a epsiode that was her last episode?

[MeAndMyRC]

No actually, it was just played out in an episode that she had died of a stroke, or something.

[vidmastr27]

agreed.

[trppey66]

Edith burped at 7:42

[princev11]

i just love edith haha =)

i love their accents

[Journeyskye]

It's called zuccini and your only allowed one. Who the hell wants more!!! lol Archie is hysterical I love this show!

[amazingjecklebrother]

thats cause your so pretty lol

[amazingjecklebrother]

you are standing on the tail of a mouse

[chibiEd]

Archie cracks me up.

[cholulasaucehot]

for this much butter ....i'd throw the olive on the floor !  classic

[cholulasaucehot]

grounds for divorce.....that beer/toilet thingy

[cholulasaucehot]

i trew the carrots to the birds

i trew the tuna fish to the warehouse cat

and i trew the orange at some of them christna hairy shaved heads .......

[eeluvbug]

They just don't make them like this anymore...

[zisoul]

If my wife had flushed my last Beer,I would

go to the Food Store to buy a couple six packs

or two longnecks cold ones.Carrots,Tuna Salad

and Fruit is no linch for a man.That's stuff

is for Women and kids.Edith will feel little

different if she moved big boxes all day.

[DiAnno13]

I wonder how many of those white shirts Archie has.

[DiAnno13]

"Dogs off the coffee table." If Mike knows Archie's going to say it, why does he put his feet there in the first place? I guess he enjoys hearing Archie say it. What a meathead.

[4929Spaceship]

from minute one this ep was PHENOM!!

[BCraingirl]

they look so funny going around the table, LMAO!

[vidmastr27]

yes they did. I laughed so hard. Forgotten about this episode. I loved it! :)

[Exit89Drums37]

hahahahaha I love this fuckin show

[juggalojimmyk80]

thats what i would have with that lunch tooo

[PikSokolit]

Gloria: "Well, then skip"

Archie: "I do that and the fags are all over me."

LOL

[SashGirl34]

LOL I laugh everytime Archie counts his peas "hey hey wait a minute look at this here, his got about eighteen peas and I only got about twelve" then says"your actually counting yor peas" Archie "why not if were all going to starve we might as well start even here" LOL

[ejr23]

This would drive me INSANE!

[DingbatPrissy]

Haha! The first scene with Edith and ARchie cracks me up everytime! Thanx for posting!

[DiAnno13]

"He ain't got no hair on him yet. He looks like one of them Krishna Hairys I seen today."

[DiAnno13]

Archie drinks the same beer as Oscar Madison.

[YankeeFan091472]

Archie: That aint turkey, that's notepaper.

[Kawar3]

i love this show