(AO) A selection of the worst hate comments I have received

[optimusmikey]

this isnt adult content wow i said all of the curse words in the book by I was 8 and have watched rated r movies since i was and played rated m games by time i was 4

[timewarlord]

@optimusmikey Well I think you have terrible parents, these comments aren't suitable for children by most peoples definition. So it is adult content the fact is you are desensitized to it.

[optimusmikey]

@timewarlord my parents werent terrible they were awesome, these comments are suitable for kids i know my kids will watch rated r movies before theyre 1 years old and play rated m games soon as they can hold a controller and be on the internet soon as they learn to read and write and the fact is violence is every where and im not desensitized to it i love guts and gore

[timewarlord]

@optimusmikey God have mercy on their poor innocent minds.

[optimusmikey]

@timewarlord nope may god have mercy on the stupidity of people today who think violence is never the answer

[JenniferChapin]

I think you are very cute.  Surely those commenters are homophobic.

[timewarlord]

@JenniferChapin Thanks I like to think I'm awesome, I get alot of racist and homophobic nutters, I get real psychos too even threatening my Fiance, part and parcel of using youtube.

[Tabroxfcc]

omg lol, I've never laughed so hard 'rotting zombie vagina' hahahaha hilarious

[loveub88]

lmfao!

i love youtube comments. u can only see the dumbest shit in the world written on this site.

especially hate comments haha. their hilarious.

[plum446]

true that

[MasterBlakis]

lol

nice swearing

espeacally the zombie vagina

and what does fagget mean?

[ilivetocurse]

haha dickweed suck your dick if you have one and bite your sorry-for-nothing fuckstick~

[and0rod]

Excellent.

[killer9852]

your a fagget thats wat u are

[timewarlord]

lol try harder, that's not very creative at all.

[killer9852]

THATS SO FUNNY U ARE A FAG THO

[timewarlord]

I know you are, but what am I?

[JadoreLulu]

I almost spit out my drink. That was hilarious. :D

[howlingbanshee2005]

I dunno who's calling you ugly, but if it's a guy he's obviously insecure with himself and if it's a girl she's obviously a lesbian!

I laughed hard. Kudos.

[timewarlord]

Thanks for the comment. You certianly made me laugh with that :)

[kellyraye815]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time XD LOL @ zombie vagina HAHAHHAA

you should do more of those!

this is why i love the internet XD

[stainsofshit]

Creative or not it's true. I dont believe i could top Friendly's comment. His is way too fucking funny and true. So go and play w/ your fucking self to that gay porn shit.

[timewarlord]

lol

[stainsofshit]

This shit lipped fucker laughs at the fact that he is a fucking homo.

[timewarlord]

not very creative really, homophobia, isn't that one getting a little old?

[Friendlynice]

Obviously it's getting old for you timewarlord, because everyday you participate in a gay orgy where everybody sticks it in your wide asshole that you enjoy so very much. Be proud of your gay pride. Your asshole has more purpose than your blowjobing mouth, for guys just stick it inside ya.

P.S. Stop solicitating your gay porn videos please. Youtube is not designed for you to meet homosexual boyfriends online.. Thanks :-D

[Friendlynice]

Why are you fake laughing? I know you're hurting inside with all those truthful hate comments about you. You make fun of people taking the time comment on your homosexual lifestyle videos, but yet you take the time to recognize the peoples' comments by making a video. Go shove a razor blade up your ass cockboy, because that's probably the only thing you are good at :-D

[timewarlord]

Bravo, bravo chum, you're a real champ.

[Friendlynice]

Please use your mouth for something useful like go super glue it to your daddy's penis, so we don't have to hear your homosexual preachings. You should have been a blowjob, but your homosexual sperm happened to find the egg... I wish I could go back in time to stop you from reaching that egg.

[timewarlord]

clap. clap. Thats the pulitzer prize of hate comments.

[Friendlynice]

I hope one day when you're giving your boyfriend or your father a blowjob, you choke on that cum :-D

[metsfan4life95]

robot penis.

[Scoodzie]

lol

[MrMii100]

Wow, some people are fucking idiots, lol. They use such horrible grammar and word choice! And for the haters who might reply to this coment, this is what I have to say: "omg u guys r fking 1diots, lol, go suc ur dads d1ck. i @m l33t" (Translated English into the hater language)

[timewarlord]

lol I love ur comment!

[MrMii100]

Lol, thank you. =P

[timmygiveham]

sweet

[Jamslap92]

Dear Timewarlord

Do you not think it's ironic that some people are giving you hate comments on THIS video

Made me think.

5 Stars because I 100% agree with you

*****

[timewarlord]

Excellent point, ty for watching :)

[gaarais4meonly]

I love this!!

Funny! 5 stars!!!

[rockthecasba16]

moron.

[surfdudezuri]

lol!

[subsoniq101]

i kno how u feel i have a hater stalker guy on my page too but i love it cause the more hatred comments equal more views on my vids lol

[grimandbilly005]

you suck.

[Islander255]

Well, the hate mail was really really funny. But Paperlilies did it better. Your asides really mess up the humor; leave them out next time. Let the hater comments speak for themselves. We can tell they're dumb without you reiterating for us. Just pitch it straight like Paperlily's video, and you'll be fine.

[rattis1]

australians kick arse!!!!

this guy is a good example of a kick arse aussie

[cuteadzxiii]

zombie fanny ? wtf who made tht up ?

[hpmelol]

sum of that stuff is so funny i love ur stuff

[escarcha]

God I cannot believe all those sick, and pshycos are out there! Hang in there timewarlord!

[obandange]

To be honest Timewarlord I dont think its funny. If some one doesnt agree with you they should just not watch your video's. Every one is entitled to their views and opinions, but if they are not constructive they shouldnt post. Who learns anything from random vulgarity?

[perskarva123]

i dont think that was funny...and i dont think that u timewarlord think its funny...really ! u aint scared right ?

[M3linda91TBS]

Yah I agree with you,some of their comment were EXTREMLY creative...I laughed the whole time ;)

[timewarlord]

I'm glad their immaturity amused so many :)

[timewarlord]

haha there's alot of crazy folks out there! love ya to my friend!!

[Rubberchix]

yeah but its funny too. hehe

[dimitri3toe]

I laughed this was good

[KennyERJ]

It's a shame there are such ignorant people that are full of hate out there. They HAVE to lead miserable lives, walking around hating anyone who isn't like them. Glad you were able to laugh at it Brett, cause I know me, I wouldn't have been able to. Keep your head up and stay strong. Happy Holidays Brett. Take care.

Kenny

[timewarlord]

I always laugh at idiots like that lol, Merry Christmas to you too Kenny, take care over the holiday season :)

[timewarlord]

As My Poppy would always say, "If you don't laugh you go crazy" :)

[shiningangel01]

1. The word vagina scares me.

2. You're hot and very brave.

3. I love Harry Potter.

4. The majority of people are idiots.

Happy Holidays

Mike

[timewarlord]

1. Vagina, hmmm its a confronting word

2. Thats flattering thanks Mike

3. Harry movies are cool

4. Hmmmm true lol

Merry Christmas mate!

[butiamnotcrazy]

Dogs do cry! My dog laughed so hard at the comments that she cried. LOL

~Jen

[zombieszombiesz]

that was a pretty amusing video.. I think I'll have to see what else you've made to find out what inspired such comments...

[taydreamin]

that whale one was hilarious!

ive gotten quite a bit of hater stuff myself but im sure not as nearly as much as you cause i havent gotten into race/sexual preference/political issues yet...but im sure when the time comes the haters will just poor in

ur a great guy...regardless of their thoughts

oh..and merry christmas ;)

[timewarlord]

Ineke rocks....and remind me never, EVER to piss Ineke off LMAO!!!

[ironfisteagleclaw]

Man Brett, That was so funny! Thanks for posting:) And I get them as well. I have saved mine also. I should reply to your post. I think you would get a good laugh.

Take care my friend. Peace,  IronFistEagleClaw

[mellow0yellow]

i can feel the love...god bless their moronic hearts:)

[VioletKitty411]

LOL...yes, I'm offended. I really should do this sometime, myself :-) I'd have to use my *bleep* vox a lot for all my hatred, since I couldn't actually post it with them in it! :-O

[timewarlord]

*Hugs* Vk I'm going to say I would actually pay to see some of the horrible things small minded buggers aim at you lmao, I suspect every second word would be a *Bleep* :)

[bydee]

Brett, I just have one question..do any of these haters have parents that actually lived??? lmao. if ignorance is bliss, well then your haters live in much bliss. lol. I do have to say that the absolute most easy form of being a hater is being an anonymous poster. Total cowardice, hidden behind false bravado

[SheerCuteGirl]

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[CircaRigel]

lol. Actually, you're quite handsome, with a brilliant mind and gentle heart to boot!

[timewarlord]

Awww Belinda! You're making me blush! Thank you :)

[Rubberchix]

shes just joking, you look VERY unattractive.

[timewarlord]

Im ugly like a fox!

[Rubberchix]

Poor Foxes

[Rubberchix]

HA HA HA I'M 13 AND WATCHED IT

Merry Chickmas

You gayfaggot you better die you stupid fuppin noob

LMAO

O/J MATE

[timewarlord]

You may be 13 but you're also God so its okay LMAO

[gwilll2006]

Pretty funny, Like you said for someone to take the time to watch and then write crap like that is pretty funny indeed. They have too much time on their hands for sure lol.

[timewarlord]

Why its almost flattering they take time out of their lives to insult me lol

[CrookedAsterisk]

Hilarious some of the things that come out of people when they're protected behind a computer monitor. Although, I think that some people do it because they're just so bored, or because they're just shit stirrers. Where do they get the motivation to actually insult you like that? You haven't done anything to them.

[GraBear]

lol, you're not ugly!

[lizardhunt]

lol

[Emoopride]

Haha. I love how you say Christmas, instead of that 'happy holiday' junk!!

[toromaga]

LOL! That's hilarious... I couldn't keep from laughing. More entertaining than insulting to read. :P

T

[electricmoonshine]

goodness. goodness gracious.

"you rude lewd crude bag o' pre-chewed food dude!"

ah well, good attitude to take that stuff with :)

[Drakortha]

This video is hilarous!!! I laughed the whole way throuh it!

Merry Christmas Mate.

[timewarlord]

Glad you got a giggle out of it, Merry Christmas to you too :)

[FreefallingInOz]

You have had some very sick,disturbing and somewhat humorous comments,the people who come up with those comments must be very sad in their own lives,and have nothing better to do than put other people down. Yet they still watch your videos? lol. Merry Christmas Brett.

[Talljim01]

I love that you are laughing at your haters, give em hell Warlord. I loved the Harry Potter comment. haa You have good videos.

[scottklaw]

Some people need to get a life. Too Funny.