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  • I always love how this phone call ends, "so what are you going to do now?"

  • what does she look like!?

  • The Moral of this Story, Kids want pussy? Man up and get a fucking Job

  • OH NO SHE D'INT

  • how many times do you think chris referenced how "strong" he is through out the entire phone call

  • @chrisluvshacks I lost count.

  • lol oh no she diddnt....oh yes she did

  • Theres three types of people in this world. Chris-chans, people who hunt chris-chan, and people who are better than chris-chan. Thank god the last two are a majority.

  • This should've been made into an inspirational movie to encourage people to not end up like Chris.

  • To add to my comment, i feel like this phone call is something of a masterpiece. especially with the line at the end. "So. What are you gonna do now?"

    I'm gonna my ass in gear

  • Listened to the whole thing. It makes me wan't to change my life so I don't end up like Chris.

  • @lloydSSJ4 same. this "father call" series has given me profound motivation

  • Emotional Crit!

  • Kacey's actor sucks so much.

  • A fake call like this was rather cruel. But, at the same time, Chris did have what was coming to him because of his ego and narcissism. I suppose Kacey and "Matthew" were really trying to find out what Chris-chan was really like.

  • Now I have a craving for soap operas...

    But I know they won't be as good as this.

  • see, i feel bad for the guy. they are trolling someone with autism. i find it hard to laugh

  • @bluereaper75 I think top comment responds quite nicely: "You don't know Chris-chan then. He's a racist, bigot, perverted, pompous asshole who blames his autism on all the shit he pulls. I read an article on his harassment of his ex friend Megan Shroeder and it's disgusting and sad. He kept touching her and getting to close to her despite her requests for him to back off. Then he goes and draws porn of her and uploads it for the whole net to see. He deserves every bit of trolling he gets."

  • @Zeldarulah after looking more into the story of this guy, your right. he is a creeper

  • I miss the Chris Chan lulz. I wonder if one day the trolls will drag him back onto the net for more funny stuff.

  • @TheSkunkCat possibly when bob & babs pass away but more likely not, as im sure chris will be institutionalized when that happens.

  • Promoted Video: Stem Cell Autism Protocol.

  • Did Kasey get back with the other Chris?

  • @BlueSnech You know what they say... "They lived happily ever after..."

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  • I love this! it was a such a great ending with that 1 liner

  • What's he going to do now?

    Probably use his welfare money to buy a game to fill the void in his autistic heart because people kicked it.

  • oh no she didn't , oh yes she did!!, LMAO

  • ........XDDDDD

  • flawless victory.

  • "I'm sorry" lol

  • u mad meg

  • YOU DONT DO THE COMICS I WANT A REAL MAN

  • Sad phone call. That girl and that guy don't have very good argumentative skills though. If Chris wasn't such a fuck he would've probably understood what was going on in a heart beat.

  • I just wasted 138 minutes of my life... And god damn that was worth it. Hilarious.

  • @OctavioRedding I search up these phone calls for fun. I like it when Chris' soul hurts. Herheheheheheheheheheheheheher­g >8@

  • @pgy002 k stfu now, you're obviously fucked up urself

  • epic convo

  • id have calmed her down, with my cock. :-)

  • You know what I never saw Alladin, I know the song, but I never actually seen the movie.

  • This was a triumph in trolling.

  • @MaximoMachismo ...I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS!

  • @ABL36 Of course it's fake, it's a troll call. You don't know Chris-chan then. He's a racist, bigot, perverted, pompous asshole who blames his autism on all the shit he pulls. I read an article on his harassment of his ex friend Megan Shroeder and it's disgusting and sad. He kept touching her and getting to close to her despite her requests for him to back off. Then he goes and draws porn of her and uploads it for the whole net to see. He deserves every bit of trolling he gets.

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  • @ABL36 Nah, you just don't know enough about Mr. Chandler. He deserves every little piece of trolling he recieves, and not because it's easy to make fun of an autistic, but because he is an extremely arrogant asshole in general, and you can't blame that one on autism.

  • Sucka tried to play me

    But you never payed me, never ~

    1:01

  • Whoa, I hadn't heard Kacey in a while so it scared me when her for voice came out of nowhere. Is it just me, or does she sound a lot like meg griffin?

  • :|

  • Coach McGuirk

  • Hows that job hunt going a year later Chris?

  • @Garlannd This isn't Chris' channel. Don't think he's on YouTube anymore...

  • @MrDonkeydong155

    It was Rhetorical.

  • @Garlannd

    And the "No more fast food"?

  • Wow this whole thing was a little overkill lol

  • Awwww poor Casey is crying lets drive 2 hours to comfort her, BOOO FUCKING HOOOO!!!!! She's just as spoiled as Chris. Write a song about me!!! Make a comic about me!!! BOOO HOOOOO. She needs to grow her ass up!

  • @pgy002 >he takes this call seriously

  • Well if Chirs no. 2 is so good why the hell did they break up?

  • I didn't catch what song they were on about, and I pictured the two singing "smell yo dick" at their wedding, heh

  • best 1 hour ever :3

  • I need to convince a girl to...wait that's probably a bad idea

  • I want to fuck that guy with that hot voice of his!

  • You know what I love about this call; doesn't Matt Devoria totaly sound like a radio dj talkshow host trying to deal with some idiot caller?

  • @belgianmobster17 howard stern.

  • Anyone else hear people whispering to each other every once in a while?

  • so... what are you gonna do now?

  • THIS WAS FUCKING EPIC!!!!

  • Totals:

    Time: 2.3 hours

    Lulz: So muuuuuuuch!!!

  • Matthew sounds like newdumbbitch

  • I thought this would be funny, but it's actually kind of sad. Because this seriously has to be the most pathetic person of all time.

  • Matthew does have a sexy voice, man

  • This was the most epic, yet painfully failtastic 2.5 hours of my life.

  • These people are wonderful actors.

  • @SuperHurra

    Oscar-worthy performances, my friend.

  • Haha, is that LiquidChris as Kacey's dad? Sounds like him.

  • @DrFlaxWebFLOO

    The irony is great, huh?

  • The difference between DaVinci's Art Procrastination and Chris-Chan's Art Procrastination, DaVinci had talent and people wanted his art.

  • This would be even better if Kacey's "father" didn't sound like a fag.

  • I love how Sonichu is the one thing that he clings to like a life support, and it is the biggest thing that is destroying him...

  • crischan is fugly creepy secretly gay dum as shit and a major loser who shude ones agin just die already and burn rote and fucking die in hell already.

  • Listen carefully when she says "I need a real man"....You can hear his heart snap into two

  • @Humancyclone7 i heard it :D

  • I lol'd

    When Chris said, "I'm Sorry"

    He didn't even sound anywhere near sincere XD

    MANCHILD -1, HUMANITY 1 :D

  • And so ends Twilight: Chris Chan Edition

  • I think he deep down likes the troll attention as attention.

  • As much as I hate Chris, I've gotta admit Kacey sure is an inconsiderate and annoying bitch, I wouldn't like to know her personally, she expects WAY too much from somebody.

  • @Carnage1235 Definitely. In the end Chris will probably be the best she could get anyways.

  • @EricLynchSucks The other Chris is funny, though if it is him as the dad, then this is his worst job so far. He sounds retarded himself when talking about certain things.

  • @Carnage1235 It's an act, you fuckin' idiot.

  • Wonderful ending to a great video series.

  • i cant believe i just spent over 2 hours watching all of this

  • @LucasLoveChild your not the only on my friend,it's just really ...interesting to hear

  • Youtube has officially proven it's worth.

  • I know Chris is a dick and all But i gotta be honest that this guy is really acting like an asshole.

  • Kacey sure is a demanding bitch.

  • bitch ruined the call(s) with her melodramatic shit

  • @PetertheBrick No, that helps drive home how gullible and spineless Chris is

  • @PetertheBrick She appears about 3 times in a 2.5 hour call, and her contributions are minimal. What's the problem? She's only there to dangle the carrot of pussy in front of Chris' face and keep him from hanging up- she was a necessity. She's a troll, not an actress- her acting wasn't that bad anyway. Chris was fooled by a 13 year old with a terrible falsetto- he's not gonna suspect minor unrealistic elements to a girl he really doesn't know at all!

  • God...Matt or whoever this guy is...sounds very hot :O

  • After all 14 parts, my brain feels numb.

    CC gets his many, many problems put right in front of him. Instead of coming up with a plan, he just chants "Honest" and "True," like it's a prayer that keeps the demons of fail away. How does one get an ego that big, especially if they haven't done SHIT in life? Bad parents don't seem like a powerful enough explanation. As for mental illness, Chris isn't schizophrenic or borderline. He can organize sentences and therefore must have THOUGHTS.

  • If this was trolling, it was epic...

    If it wasn't, then this was just one huge clusterfuck of a conversation.

  • @OMGBEARS if it was trolling? I have this bridge for sale...

  • @chilly162 Of course it is trolling. Christ, you are dense.

  • @awesome220 The "if it was trolling "was a quote from someone else's comment that I was responding to. I'm guessing engrish isn't your first language. Learn how to fucking read, then try responding little boy. You went through 7 pages of comments to respond to mine you fucking loser. saaaank you, now roll my sushi.

  • @chilly162 Easy to read only 7 page of comments.

  • Well, no matter what the case may be, Chris was obvious OWNED.........by the guy on the other end, even if he wasn't really Matt Devoria.

    Kudos to Matt, or Liquid Chris, or whoever he is.

  • Well, this was fun. And even if Matt Devoria was a troll, he certainly acted far better than Chris.

  • @JohnnyDart76 "even if Matt Devoria was a troll"

    You're almost as dumb as Chris if you think there's a chance that he wasn't a troll.

  • @Lyph3: Say what you want, buddy. I'm just skeptical. Is it NOT okay to think for yourself? Sheesh........................

  • Your theory is that, while Kacey and Liquid were trolls, the person in his 20's pretending to be Kacey's father ISN'T a troll?

    I bet you've got a great electric hedgehog-pokemon you want us to praise you for, too.

  • "Your theory is that, while Kacey and Liquid were trolls,"

    I never even said that..............LOL. What kind of crack were you smoking ;-p?

  • Are you seriously saying that Kacey and Liquid AREN'T trolls?

    You're saying that you don't think Matt was a troll.

  • "Are you seriously saying that Kacey and Liquid AREN'T trolls?"

    Well, of course that's what I was indicating.{But then again, perhaps it is just an elaborate hoax.............. I'd think you'd have to have some kind of talent and have a lot of time to waste, though.}

  • What's the hoax? Chris isn't a troll. Chris is exactly what he looks like.

    There's no way that Liquid and Kacey aren't trolls, thinking otherwise is naive.

  • "What's the hoax? Chris isn't a troll."

    LOL, I never said that either..........what I meant was, I was accepting the possibility that this whole Chris and Kacey date thing might've been just an elaborate hoax just to mess with Chris.

    "There's no way that Liquid and Kacey aren't trolls, thinking otherwise is naive."

    Whatever, you're entitled to whatever opinion you have..............just respect mine, and I'll do the same.

  • I can't respect someone who doesn't know obvious trolling when he sees it.

    Google "cwcki father call."

    Liquid, Kacey, Alec, pretty much EVERYONE who interacts with Chris is a troll.

  • @Lyph3: "I can't respect someone who doesn't know obvious trolling when he sees it."

    Bud, I was skeptical because I never saw any concrete proof they{Chris and Kacey} were actual trolls, especially not in the case of Kacey.

    I mean, I know that Jack Thaddeus and Bluespike were{I mean, how could a 13 year old kid who poses as a potential date and her brother at the same time NOT be a troll?}, based on evidence................

  • They're all trolls.

  • .............and yes, I googled the father call. The only significant result that turned up was one discussion of the Something Awful forums.

    Of course, I was perfectly willing to accept the possibility that this was indeed an elaborate trolling act. Yet this is all you could say to that?

    "I can't respect someone who doesn't know obvious trolling when he sees it.".

    Pretty damn pathetic. I hated to be that blunt, but it's the truth, man, I'm sorry to say.

  • To quote Chris: "Takes one to know one."

    You're the dumbass who's watching Chris videos without being able to figure out that everyone in contact with him is a troll. You're the same kind of idiot who fell for Rollin' and Trollin'.

  • @Lyph3: It's called skepticism, bud.

    "You're the same kind of idiot who fell for Rollin' and Trollin'."

    WTF are you even whining about now :-/?

  • @Lyph3 Yeah but the stuff about Kacey is real, Chris not keeping promises, or not excercising etc. That is ALL real! The Marine stuff and the father-to-daughter connection and this "other" Chris...it's all bullshit!

  • i almost died in the end when he was almost crying that was fun

    im an evil person

  • Maybe I was a bit harsh on the other people in this conversation, at least he encouraged him to get a career in building PCs for people. What bothers me is that he keeps telling Chris to "stop lying" and to "be honest" when just about everything he (the "dad") says is a lie.

  • he has autism, that's barely "mentally challenged," and that's no reason to be a racist, homophobic, sexist, bigot leech on society

    the guy is a fucking joke.

  • Chris Chan IS a joke.

    But so are people who fuckin' dedicate portions of their lives to torment such a weak person. That's equally retarded in my opinion.

    I could see maybe a week, or something, but motherfuckers have been at it for years apparently. That's just fuckin' disgusting.

  • They don't do it because he's retarded, they do it because he's a racist, sexist, homophobic, narcissistic loon who is a failure at life, doesn't follow advice and sucks.

  • @depletable I agree.

    chris chan is hopeless and pathetic and everyone seeks comfort learning about him knowing they will never be like him. that said going out to troll him this hard for over an hour is like kicking a puppy. he's punching bag.

    it's more sad than it is funny.

  • @eskimoechidna: "he has autism, that's barely "mentally challenged,""

    Sadly, that's not the truth.............I've known actual autistics{I'm not one myself, of course.}.

  • What's more sad than the douche bag who takes the time to spend the better half of two hours playing mind games with a mentally retarded person is the sea of mouth-breathing youtube keyboard warriors who think they are somehow justified in attacking Chris Chan.

    Chris Chan is mentally retarded, pure and fucking simple, he's the product of a mental illness and irresponsible parenting.

  • Yeah, I actually started feeling bad for the poor SOB towards the end. I mean, his dad was 65 when Chris was born. What is it about old dad's having fucked up kids?

    Anyhoo, I just remembered that CWC drinks his own cum. Fuck 'em.

  • @arabianzeppelin He was also playing video games whilst speaking to Christian.

  • You DO realise nobody cares about your opinion right? Also, three comments, one of which is replying to a comment that's about 2 months old. Very cool. Why don't you go reply to a comment that's about 6 months old next and was posted by an account that's now suspended?

  • @yourmother800 Hoisted by your own petard?

  • @awesome220 And you're on the internet talking to trolls who are also on the internet. Most probably with a playstation in your house.

    Your point?

  • @tw1stedgrudge No, on a computer from work.

  • @awesome220 You're on the internet talking to trolls on the internet, from work, which is probably against your workplaces policy (making you thus a deviant and therefore a hypocrite yourself), and I know for a fact that you have or have owned a console of some form in your household. You're comparing someone having/playing a console to someone who plays it 24/7, and casting judgements just as Chris casts judgement on people. In actual fact, YOU'RE most like him. See how I can anti-anti-troll u?

  • @tw1stedgrudge I own a console?

  • @awesome220 Sure! :D

  • @tw1stedgrudge I don't know what gave you the impression I do. I get all my fun online. My boss doesn't care. As long as I finish my translations for the day, I'm good!

  • @awesome220 Then dude. In what respect do you think even one of the other trolls have a console, or that this somehow makes them even vaguely similar to Chris?

    Srsly now.

  • @tw1stedgrudge I have no clue what you are talking about. I just enjoy spectating at this lovely game of 'kick the autistic'. Christian Weston Chandler's being trolled is the only thing keeping me from jumping in front of the train in Tokyo station.

  • @awesome220 Lol yeah. Me too.

    : (

    Life is a sad and empty place for us. *sniff*

  • @tw1stedgrudge It's because we do something that Christian doesn't- we work 50 plus hours a week and have to deal with real life responsiblities. He sits on his ass, plays video games, and gets trolled on the internet and gets $800 a month from the government.

  • I don't get it, was Kacey trolling chris or was she actually dating him?

  • Defending Chris will make you the target in the internet.

  • sorry to tell you this, but Chris Chan isn't "mentally challenged" he's completely able to speak, reason, and make decisions by himself, however fucking stupid they may be.

    but i do applaud you for wanting to do the right thing, but most of what happens to this loser is what he brings on himself.

  • @orangeTadpole I agree, actually.

  • Well, you got a good point.

    But then again Chris may be severely mentally handicapped, what happened here is that he stalked this guy's girlfriend and kept trying to touch her and his sister.

    So said guy and his girlfriend got this thing going to get back at and presumably rid of him.

  • "mentally challenged person" Thats not how you spell retarded.

    He uses autism as a crutch for everything and you believe it.

  • Chrissy easily could've hung up. He should have been able to reason that this was another trolling attempt. It was obvious these two people weren't even in the same home.

    And about him being the most decent person in the chat.... Patti's euthanization > senior citizen killed by terrorists.

  • He's a mentally challenged person who pretends like he's above his flaws. He's less of a man affected by an illness than he is a pretentious, leeching twat.

  • @orangeTadpole That was intelligent.

  • Chris Chan has NO redeeming qualities about himself.

    He is ugly, stupid, ignorant, arrogant, homophobic, unemployed, doesn't go to school and still lives with his parents at his late 20's. He's leeching off our government and all the money we work hard for is going to this dumb ass.

    If there is a God, please strike down and kill this asshole. Troll away, people, until he kills himself. (i don't care if i sound cruel)

  • Also, I think Chrissy is more likely to go on a shooting spree then kill himself directly actually.

    Chris doesn't internalize his anger (Which leads to suicide.) he gets angry at other people. (Which leads to shooting spree's.)

  • @permexOQ You are amazing. Thank you for not beating around the bush. FINALLY SOMEONE SPEAKS THE ABSOLUTE TRUTH

  • @permexOQ

    Im pretty sure if he wasnt autistic he wouldn't be so stupid.

  • @permexOQ Don't forget about raping and racist.

  • O no she didnt.

    O yes she did!

    lol

  • It took me 3 days to watch all of this. ):

  • this is funny.

  • Wow after watching the Little Big Planet video Kacey comes off as a whiny bitch. She would prefer a poorly drawn comic offer a nicely done level of little big planet. I still hate the man child that is Chris Chan but she is whiny brat. I certainly wouldn't date her. But Chris Chan still dug himself into a deeper and deeper hole with this stupid conversation. He should of just backed off and admitted that he wasn't suited for Kacey half way throw and apologized for wasting their time.

  • but chris is a bigger bitch

  • Even imaginary fathers hate chris.

    Imagine you have a girl and some fat, retarded manchild wants to fuck her, someone who shits himself in stress, never worked for more than a month in his life, voluntary uploads videos of dancing naked to youtube and considers a badly drawncomic as his greatest achievement .

  • Is Kacey really Jackie from That '70s Show?

  • shit i just relised it sounds heeps like her :o

  • @kensuke0

    No.

  • I think I finally came to a conclusion. I fucking hate this shit-sucking fucknut. Pieces of scum like him which gives men a bad name.

  • I think I have seen this at least 5 times in a row and I still cannot stop laughing at Ian's failure.

  • "You can't do anything!"

    "I can so."

    I like how Chris says things that you would only expect people making fun of him to say

  • I cant believe I listened to that whole thing.

    It is hard not to feel kind f bad for Chris, but after listening to this whole thing, I know more then ever that Chris is a fucking idiot. And an arrogant douchebag on top of all that.

  • took the words right out of my mouth, if I was him, I would quit making excuses and actually do something constructive with my life rather than sit back and think "how can I be a douchebag today" I would be thinking "how can I make something of myself" if I had a working car I would drive up there and kick that faggot's ass myself and conduct a 3 legged race to get my foot out of his ass.