Assassin's Creed Revelations - HOT PIECE OF A - Part 55

[WWProductions94]

Sofia! I lost the ability to talk Sofia! Kejdpangicjeksndjbklgmvjhedokf­kzllelldkvkawh

[RichDeath1717]

I finally sneezed in one of his videos =)

[lukenittiproductions]

omg look at the guys legs at 9:30

[capower007]

TOBY YOURE THE NOOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[majorfruit]

i always get claudia and sofia mixed up.. claudia is his sister. sofia is most deffinately not! :)

[VicPayne12]

That...is the best end to an episode. EVAH!

[whitebengal13]

"I just got a thousand pieces of A, baby. Look at me stickin' my crotch out. I'm confident! I'm a pillar of confidence. A-thank you, Sophi-a. Oh-a you make me feel-a so good-a Sophi-a."

Waking up my parents by laughing my head off? 100% Sync.

[whitebengal13]

I think I just died. All over everything. I never laughed so hard.

Trying to do homework while listening to Toby in the background? Absolutely impossible.

[PyroWizzA]

im gonna love the day when toby realizes ezio marrys sofia

XD

[statoose]

4:52 *Sniffs tulip* "Ah, smells like the day I was born."

LOLWUT? XD

[fluffandstuf]

i did it, i put my wrist on the floor

what was the point of that?

[FantasticWorld426]

Oh my god!! I laughed so hard i cried!!!!!!! XD His non english words and then accidentaly jumping off the building twice was so hilarious!!! I litteraly spit out my drink when i heard the "imma gonna set my xbox on fire. Ima gonna pee on it then set it on fire cuz ia drink flamible liquids only alla day."

That was the funniest thign i heard all week. maybe all year. Love you Toby!!!

[KHRfan09]

Somebody should do a Toby jumps of wall complamation.

[tatulis99]

LOLOL! THIS ONE WAS LIKE ONE OF THE BEST!!

[wesleywong11]

squeezy sqeezito :D

[AwsomAnna]

the next time he sees Sophia, she's probubly going to say "I have some good news!" then Enceo will be like"What news is this?" then she will say "your a father" then he will be like 0.o

[MrRenard7785]

@AwsomAnna I'm sorry, but your attempt to spell "Ezio" made me throw up a little in my mouth. I'm suing. (Also, they've never had sex, so how would that work?)

[princ3ssrose]

He only cut 3 tulips yet she got 5. Where did the other two come from?

[FireLink525]

@princ3ssrose Ezio's manlyness duplicated the other tulips XD

[theCatfishOfDeath]

Flowers are manly

[EvangelinaOfEden]

hahaha! XD

5:18 - 6:08

HIGHLIGHT!

[KeepYourMindOpen18]

"I just got a 1000 pieces of A baby! Look I'm sticking my crouch out!"

I DIED with laughter.

[Blargariffic]

9:35 that soldier's body was like a folding chair

[IBaDclan1234]

A rufie rose?? Lololol

[moonhead587]

5:19 - 6:31 was the best time of my night. If this isn't a highlight, I will cry.

[Joshudan64]

5:40 - 6:15 is epic highlight goddangit material

[adamthestimator]

Look at me stickin my crotch out! I'm confident! I'm a pillar of confidence!

[calummcg95]

'What is that eye? Sauron! What do you want?' omg that was so funny

[DrewciferGJones]

I see what you did there Toby! Hot piece of A-55

[TrueUnderDawgGaming]

OMG did Toby kill a pickpocket? I've never had the chance to kill one and I want that achievement!

[DBwaaboiii]

he runs into a random inviserble wall 6:11

[handleitcase1]

"get off my shoulder!" Lol

[BroKira]

1:37 Ezio's SWAG :D

[nomad6870]

Ezio even picks flowers like a bad-ass

[biodude5231]

09:35 lol I can't believe Toby didn't even notice the guy folding! XD

[iluvdrakeandjosh]

that italian was spot on

[jocika333]

at 1:05 i laughed so much!

[Lunarmoon67]

My favorite part: 6:43

[xFlorenceex]

hey my names Florence! rejection... i dont wanna ba a florist.. :L

[PinappleNews999]

play saints row 3, toby. it will make you the happiest person ever.

[hbkrocks101]

9:29 - 9:47 should be a highlight called fail assassination

[ArcoLauri]

He repaired :o.....amazing!

[Cjstac0]

His Italian is spot on



[NTBroski]

Toby loves jumping off that wall.

[TheChaosWolfy]

there are also 4 books made my the game people about the assassins it tells alot of the inbetween that you miss in the game and what ezio thinks as hes doing stuff

[Jonnykeelu666]

09:03 ezio leaning backwards, like you do after you get laid I-)

[Fweep144]

Best ending ever

[Reguiletexx]

What yu got inn yur pocket ghahahahhahahhahah

[nishlahoti1]

Notice how at 8:12 Ezio's crossbow sinks into the ground LOL

[BULLETH0leProduction]

@nishlahoti1 Its a video game, it happens alot.

[rednekoX]

TOBYGAMES HIGHLIGHT "I'm gonna set my Xbox on fire" BEEP!

[rednekoX]

I once fell over a man fishing at the harbour. He fell into the water and no one has ever seen him again. I very sad and very true story. :( BEEP!

[youralcoholicdad44]

can i sembra squisito Sofia? LOLOLLOLOLOOL

[GIChiyo]

5:42-6:00 was freaking hilarious xD

[mrjli]

OMFG TOBY.

SOFIA IS NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

SHE IS YOUR SISTER.

Silly noodle x_x

[jugernotash]

@mrjli No..Is she..??!! Claudia is his sister...

[yoshithekid18]

@jugernotash No your right. Claudia is his sister. Sofia is technically Ezio's girlfriend and he eventually marries her.

[jugernotash]

@yoshithekid18 He does marry her..?! I didn't see that in the game.. Where did you know that from..?

[Jonnykeelu666]

@jugernotash In assassin's creed embers Ezio and Sophia marry and have a child

[mrjli]

@jugernotash

Well, Thats a FAIL! Thats a "I cant keep my names straight" FAIL! Roll the next clip Stephen!

[jugernotash]

@mrjli Was that a pun on 'I can't keep my names straight'..?!

Because it's not Stephen its Steven..!! :P

[sidmier1127]

@jugernotash You are an IGNORANCE idiot. you DOUBTED Claudia is Ezio SISTER.. you sir are an idiot!

[jugernotash]

@sidmier1127 What good did knowing that help you, you dumbfuck..it's ignorant, maybe if you would have spent time learning English and not researching Ezio's life you wouldn't be a failure in life..

[sidmier1127]

@jugernotash yes sir  :)

[jugernotash]

@sidmier1127 Ohh...well in that case..I am sorry.. :P

[PyroWizzA]

@jugernotash i hate fcking trolls like u.

[yoshithekid18]

@mrjli Nope Sofia is the girl Ezio likes and he eventually marries her. She isnt his sister.

[OoAdrienneoO]

@mrjli Claudia is Ezio's sister. Sofia and Ezio eventually get married. Watch Assassin's Creed: Embers, you'll see then. You silly noodle.

[johnc7995]

@mrjli Sofia IS actually Ezio's girlfriend you n00b.

[mrjli]

@johnc7995

Wth..N-(zero)-(zero)-B

[ronayne1996]

@mrjli You dumbass...

[mrjli]

@ronayne1996 Lol you do realize i caught my mistake right?

[Emiliethebest]

A ROOFIED TULIP Xd

[WeezyIAV]

The thing is, Ezio is like 55 years old. He still gets "pieces of 'A'."

[adstone1237]

Gardener's Creed. There will be mulch.

[JessyPooh614]

Ew the guy was bent the wrong way at the end!

[Infinitez109]

A perfect noobassinator fail at the end lol

[shaiganon13]

2 Highlights in one video!! 5:17 - 6:22 and 9:22 - 9:52

Toby! do it!

[FiatLuxColette]

Tulips are symbolic of fame and perfect love. White tulips symbolize heaven, newness and purity.

[raladin3dd]

8:00 HIGHLIGHT!!!!

BEST SCENE EVER! XD

[jakethegeneral]

One does not simply "Sauron! What do you want Sauron?!" into Mordor. Shame on you Toby. XD

[AliciaLovesNorman]

smells like a placenta! oh toby...

[tf24601]

funniest episode ever!!!

[RoyJrthe2nd]

it's pickpocketing toby

[kid3091]

this guy needs pussy



[handsqueasy]

ezio picked 3 flowers gives sofia 4 interesting.....

[greenlanternhal2814]

I agree. I want to see you play mulitiplayer at least once! Or have a community play date where u create a new account and play with some of your fans!

[Glitchyscape2]

thats what always happens to be when a stalker runs at me i push them over

[ErjonPNL]

that's not how you assassinate what a noob LOL

[BlackPsionic]

Best templar assasination prevention ever!

[IITriqqehII]

Everytime toby whistles its always the same tune. Lol!

[1zipperheaded1]

it smells like a placenta! XD

[TheChickenRiceBowl]

Whatchu got in da pocket? Whatcu goooot in yo pocket? Nu, nu, NUUUUU, and a locket-MUBABABADUUU-socket.

[zeca1421]

Wow Toby you were follow him Assassins creed style nice

[Falln4DarkAngel]

I like how he picked 3 tulips and it multiplied to 5

[Shoot4Beyond]

Isn't he climbing the Hagia Sophia while yelling out sophia?

[1111Johny]

Please play multiplayer!

[minecraftfranklin]

gooddangit.

[squidcult]

Look at how the guy in the upper left corner fell at 9:58 :p he folded in on himself like a pancake

[kazuspeedx]

@squidcult Since when are pancakes folded?

[MasterMusketeer]

pomme(DOT)us/ bigapple

[WolframLover00]

The guy on the ground at 9:34 is very flexible.

[SuperMeatBoy1111]

Toby when u put your xbox on fire please film it ty

[SuperFrancis619]

Hes real close to the end

[rainbowcocobean]

OMG I ALWAYS JUMP OF THOSE STUPID WALLS AND DIE

[IReallyAmIronMan]

8:02 to 9:08 Hahahaha THAT is a highlight.

[Hemnir]

07:40 HE SAID PUNANY! THATS SLANG FOR PUSSY, SHAME ON THY TOBY!

[Delinquechill]

"squeezy squezzito" :D

[jeury21]

@SuperBang25: Yes I know, but It's approximately 1 year till the game comes out.

[jeury21]

@jugernotah: YES! lol I said the same thing when I was playing

[Safiyahalishah]

HAHAHAHA This was so hilarious!! XD I laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe XD

[jeury21]

It's funny how many dumb fucks there are replying to me. Instead of replying to each one, I'm hoping all of you will see this ready: Assassin's Creed 1 (Altair), Assassin's Creed 2 (Ezio), Assassin's Creed Brotherhood (Ezio), Assassin's Creed Revelations (Mostly Ezio and a bit of Altair), and next Assassin's Creed 3 (Desmond). If anyone replying to me actually finished Revelations they would know that there is a next Assassin's Creed. So please STFU and actually play the game before replying.

[hellfire6028]

@jeury21 if it were just desmond in AC3 that would be boring. They should go all out and have a ton of new assassins from ancient egypt to the second world war

[benjakaraarslan]

funny he should say picnic! picnic originally came from pick-a-nigger. when people went out and sold and traded their slaves. After that, they ate together, hens the picnic! if you dont believe it, look it up :D

[brilliantsplash]

Punani XD

[DarkPhoenix000000000]

No, dont smell that one, it's poison, dang It. I lol'd so hard

[TruthatCearcie]

armor repaired, finely!

[RedwoodGamer]

ezio looks like jeff bridges

[HeeLash]

When you try to speak italian you make laugh so much!! Most because I'm italian and...you sound so bad xD

[KaiOH13]

7:33-7:44 Your allergy of alliteration must have gotten waaaay better

[LaKroTeQuiLa]

at least i know when i play this im not the worst player

[TheChillaThrilla]

The top comment has 69 likes XD

[Awak3n3dDarkn3ss]

I'm a piller of confidence.

[hoodman12]

I know a florist. I'm commissioning a Roofie Tulip.

[BattleBrook]

sauron lol

[PiePandaGirl]

Testosteronian tulips FTW!

[kyy656]

sauron...SAURON!

[Th3Darkgamer]

TOBY THAT GUY DIDNT STEAL ANYTHING HE WAS A BYZANTINE COURIER IF YOU KILL THEM YOU GET TEMPLAR AWARENESS TO FULL SO YOU HAVE TO TACKLE THEM TO GET THEIR STUFF! ALSO TO GET RID OF YOUR AWARENESS YOU HAVE TO KILL THE EYES THAT ARE ON YOUR MINIMAP AND BRIBE THE HERALDS TO PUT IT DOWN (YOU CAN PICKPOCKET THE MONEY BACK WHEN YOU BRIBE THEM) IF YOU DONT TAKE DOWN YOUR TEMPLAR AWARENESS THEN THE TEMPLARS WILL RAID YOUR DENS AND YOU WONT BE ABLE TO BUY FROM STORES OR TRAVEL THROUGH FAST TRAVELS!

[hiimlin]

@Th3Darkgamer OMG WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY BUDDY AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Th3Darkgamer]

@hiimlin lol caps locks makes my comment get more attention

[hiimlin]

@Th3Darkgamer great job

[jugernotash]

@Th3Darkgamer DANIGIT!!..it's so hard to read with all the screaming..

[Th3Darkgamer]

@jugernotash AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHHHHHHHH

[samjeffrees]

5:18 onwards. Best I've heard in a long time.

[ObamaIsAnApe]

best episode ever... that i can remember... this is the only one i can remember

[KaRmOdAgUrU]

this was a rearry good episode!

[NoNameLikeThisOne]

I laughed so hard when he said the witness was Sauron.

[victorvg95]

Toby should try parachutes LOL, then he can jump of a wall anytime

[GamingAssassin24]

5:18 is the best. Sofia, ima going to *mumble* I'm going to * mumble* I don't understand how to speak English anymore! And at 6:10, what did he bump into?

[zembryoz]

Chilledbuscus is a funny buscardo.

[THEDUTCHDUELISTS]

Thats not toby´s only pillar of confidence

[anetanettt]

8:58 hhah LOL

[Snuffulurpus]

You need to play scary games more often dude :D

[BenjaminWinchester]

Ah, so painful to watch sometimes xD

[eminemrlz]

It's a roofie rose ? Lol toby xD

[ramirezz101]

this was a great episode. Lol'd hard

[Ed1H3r0]

SAURON! xD

[DatKado]

Roofie rose, oh my we have ventured into something here.

[LPPokemonCrystal]

"I picked it up long distance...with my mind. Get off my shoulder D:"

[123321danny123321]

I like the way he take the flowers.

[ChrisDaTrollinGuy]

Was the huge temple he climbed Saint Sofia?!?! 

[TheKrayusKorianis]

@ChrisDaTrollinGuy Ayasofia or Hagia Sophia.

[eminemrlz]

@ChrisDaTrollinGuy I think it is,not 100% sure tho

[salamanders34]

you finally repaired your armor

[THENaruto1CGP]

I'm Italian and I'm Laughing like an idiot. Anybody else?

[eziolover1]

I`m going to miss Ezio and Altair. :`(

[RJswanee]

9:00 I call 'em Picnic Table Dollars...

[hunter1111able]

Rufy rose? Good idea. ;)

[SEXYBEAST6623]

Please please please 5:20-6:00 for a highlight.

[Slouiset5]

@SEXYBEAST6623 YES YES

[ninja0gaiden]

i only need the online trophies to get plat anyone do it for me?

[Ub3rSoldi3r]

you're listening to too much dubstep Toby