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  • Greetings back, Prince Humperdink...

  • HOW THE FUCK CAN JACOPO GET ALL THESE CHESTS FULL OF GOLD TO THE SURFACE ALONE????

  • 6:12 It's interesting they're playing snooker 50 years before it was invented

  • greetings... i think jim caviezel will make a great dr. strange!!!

  • Horse whipped?! Bitch im yo pay day!!

  • I think I came on myself when saw that wagon full of gold

  • "Edmond Dantes is dead" most significant line.

  • I think I would have gone with Jacopo's plan at 4:33

  • Jacopo wasn't supposed to get rich too

  • 5:20-6:00 best scene

  • soo, just wondering, exactly how old is edmund now?

  • @misskennedyxo

    forty-ish

  • @tdjdk hope i look that good when i'm forty

  • 5:52 at least he kept his net for a souvenir

  • 4:33 Jacopo's reference before Grand Theft Auto

  • Who opens a letter like that?? she creeps me out!

    

  • 4:33 Oh Jacopo. Too hilarious.

  • they must SUFFER like me !!

  • I've read the book (the whole book in the original version - in french) And I was a bit disapointed, but than, it is a of about 2000 pages so it is difficult to transfer it in a one hour and a half film. In french they translated th title of this film as "the vengeance of Monte-cristo" and in a way it's a better title. This film exclusively deals with the vengeance. All in all not a bad movie.

  • Jacopo: How is this a bad plan

    Edmond: death is too good for them. They must suffer as I suffered. They must see their world, all they hold dear, ripped from them as it was ripped from me

    Jacopo: you need a better name than Zatarra if you are to accomplish that

    Edmond: Then I shall become a count

    is not this the very essence of the story.

  • i hate to know that the only hope of love that Edmond had in Mercedes has ditched him!

  • Count of Monte Cristo: "Greetings"

    And then every woman at the party subsequently had an orgasm. At the same time.

  • The very cheek!!

  • I mean..is that a fortune or what? I love when he dumps the treasure from the back of the wagon in front of the rich homo...too funny.

  • they butchered the shit out of this book

  • @LoreJunkie Big time. But in their defence, no movie could possibly pay homage to such a literature masterpiece.

  • welcome the starjammer capn cossair with donnie as raaza we g

  • Send out fancy invitations, LIKE A COUNT!

  • Hop out of a hot air balloon and greet your guests, LIKE A BOSS!

  • He bought that house LIKE A BOSS!

  • Do you not understand? YOU ARE WEALTHIER THAN ANY (WO)MAN I HAVE EVER HEARD OF.

    Some day these words will be said to me. Watch.

  • 3:35 I love how there's so much some is just resting on rocks.

  • is it just me, or is Jacopo like, Dom's great great great grandson from Gears of War?

  • 4:00 lol Jacapo's crown is upsidedown :D

  • Luis guzman has the most ridiculous accent

  • LMFAO

  • now that's an entrance

  • First thing I would do is put a gold crown on my head, like Jacopo.

  • "Right... we kill these people, then we spend the treasure." "Why not just kill them?! I'll do it! I'll run up to Paris, bam! bam! bam! bam! I'm back before week's end, we spend the treasure, how is this a bad plan?!" I love you, Jacopo.

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  • 'Greetings, mere mortals.' E-PIC!

  • Jacobo was the serveant who served Montechristo. He sent him to Marseille to announce that Dantes was dead! Montechristo did not announce it!....

  • 8:17 - 8:47 SWAGGGG!

  • @KavemanKMK

    And it would've been so badass. ;)

  • sabay walk out....

  • greetings...suplado!

  • 7:20 onwards is the best...triumphant...

  • top comment your such a kill joy...hahaha.joke

  • i thought i killed jacopo with ezio

  • This is such a great movie! It;s my very favorite!

  • am i the only one that finds knee high boots sexy?

  • And in this entrance, the use of the word "epic" is completely legit.

  • Talk about an entrance

  • the classic line was missing THE WORLD IS MIIIIIIIIIIIINE

  • he's happily running free on the beach next scene pirates are watching his ass ...

    love the humor on this movie

  • 05:40 - All I know is, I want those damn invitations for my wedding. and i'm going to show up in a hot air balloon like that for the reception.

  • How is this a bad plan!?

  • the best bodyguard Jacopo

    :-)

  • I wish I had a Jacopo, he's the best friend/assistant ever!

  • @DXvsnWo1, you havent seen the sequel yet, he betrays and murders him

  • @ProvosAttYourDoor WHAT !? are you serious?

  • @DXvsnWo1 All you have to do is save somebodies life! :)

  • @DXvsnWo1 I know! I usually don't care for supporting roles, but Jacopo is my favorite character in the film.

  • Bam Bam Bam and we spend the treasure!

  • "Greetings"

    Tht's all

  • Jacopo's Rock...He's best man ever. Wish I could have one.

  • Love how he says "okay! revenge.."

  • epic entrance...Greetings

  • Why does it stop at 0:46?

  • 00:16 "are you alright?" "Yes, but now I have to kick some ass."

  • 4:33-4:39, LOL.

  • The Count of Monte Cristo is a total badass..

  • @Ostergaard1987 ALEXANDRE DUMAS PERE WROTE OVER 400 HISTORICAL NOVELS EXPOSING WORLD TYRANNY(ROMAN CATHOLIC EMPIRE). ALEXANDRE DUMAS PERE WAS BORN NEAR PARIS IN 1802 AND 'COINCIDENTALLY' IN 1902 THE SOCIETY OF JESUS(JESUITS) WERE EXPELLED FROM FRANCE FOR THE 3RD AND LAST TIME. THE SOCIETY OF JESU(JESUITS) HAVE BEEN EXPELLED FROM 83 COUNTRIES AND THEIR POPE IS ARAMIS AND HE IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE COUNT OF MONTE CHRISTO(GENERAL OF THE JESUITS).

  • oh the power it is so beautiful 5:03

  • That. treasure. How fun would it be to find that!?

  • Jacapo: I bid you good afternoon sir, I'm here to purchase your lovely home.

    Man: The very cheek, I shall have you horsewhiped, Now get off my property you...

    shows the wagon full of treasure..Uh never mind heres the deeds lmao

  • @KavemanKMK Yeh, he makes me laugh in this, so naiive

  • *whispers* Greetings.

    Wait... what'd he say???

    I don't know!

    What do we do now?!

    I dunno!!

  • man that pool where they find the treasure looks awesome

  • dibs on his outfit

  • And I thought the letter was showey enough, then the fireworks blasted off and it was just a "little" over the top. But the hot air balloon with the acrobats was just taking the damn piss.

    Best, grand intoduction, ever.

  • I LOVE THIS MOVIE.........in someways more than others it is the story of my life.....i am getting an outfit like his when he made his grand entrance .........classic

  • I LOVE THIS MOVIE.........in someways more than others it is the story of my life

  • ohh..those invitations are classy.

  • Now That Is An Entrance:)

  • Awesome montage!!

  • you told me i needed to know

  • I love how jacapo is wearing a crown upside down on his head

  • "I'll go up to Paris. Bam bam bam bam. I'm back before week's end. We spend the treasure. How is this a bad plan?"

  • Jacapo my nigga what a good cunt

  • Hold up there's a book too? You know no matter how many times I've watched this movie I can't get over how everyone except Fernadid or whatever his name was had dark hair. Couldn't they have put some people with blonde or maybe even a red head in this movie. The only reason I watch this movie is cause of James Caviezel.....he's HOT.

  • They need to make this like an HBO series of this so that it can actually follow the book. It's a great movie, but after reading the book it drives me CRAZY

  • 0:40 - 0:50 ... could he be any more New York? It's like he couldn't even try to hide his accent lol.

  • best entrance ever!

  • 8:44 Did that not remind anybody else of snoopdog? XDD

  • 9:32 WTF?!??!???

  • Blimp's are the new swagg ride

  • God well give me Justice

  • 0:50 zataaaaara

  • That guy who sold his house, he had no family? lol...

  • I'm so proud that i know fencing.

    Now i just need a tragedy and betrayel in my life, a wiseman, a treasure and an arch enemy and i got a life full of misery and revenge and a best seller novel :D

  • U can tell that the count is badass because he walked away from the balloon like a cool guy walking away from an explosion.

  • Do they have unlimited money?

  • The setting of the story reminds me of Red Dead Redemption

  • i thought for sure he would have had a red carpet

  • The whole time I was expecting Luis Guzman to break into "Pachanga" from Carlito's Way lol

  • "Greetings."

    TOTAL OWNAGE!!!!!!!!!

  • 7:10 MOST EPIC ENTRANCE IN MOVIE HISTORY!

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  • Greetings earthlings.

  • revenge is sweet

  • This is revenge espionage style

  • Did anyone know that Jacapo also played as Ricardo Diaz in GTA: Vice City Stories and Vice City?

    Admit he's a lot better when he doesn't call people "Dickheads" in this movie.

  • Beautiful movie... I love Montecristo!

  • Holy cow...its Jesus!

  • More like, the Extraterrestrial of Monte Cristo

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  • Beyond epic entrance

  • The pimp of monte cristo

  • most epic entrance EVER!!

  • That's how you buy a house, shove the all cash in their face like one bad man! Take that 2000-2009 house buyers!

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  • the story is a bit similar to green rose...cool....

  • @lostsoul808 Green Rose took this theme of rich sweet revenge, from this book and movie. Same thing when TFC made Imortal as a Twilight copycat also. :)

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  • Greetings...(Serious face)

    EPIC

  • That entrance was epic

  • wait, i dont get this, what is a "count"?

  • @rubiksgh3 a count is a nobleman.

  • @jjy33p oh, thanks

  • very tasteful song at 5:15

  • i'm not an expert, but when the gold poured out of that cart, just doesn't sound like gold.

  • Always wondered how they brought up all that gold while in the chests. LOL!

  • Jacopo iz freakin awesome!!!

  • I gotta admit, Jacapo is pretty badass

  • what was this light in 00:06?xD

  • pimp entrance

  • I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS GORGEOUS PLACE FOREVER!! 02:33

  • @galinkame thats in comino, malta. most of this movie was filmed in malta

  • How did they get all of the heavy gold out of the water? He could barely lift the lid.

  • Probably the greatest prison book- or any book for that matter- of all time.

  • Right we kill these people then we spend the treasure... Lol

  • Ok...Revenge...Who?

  • The very cheek!! I shall have you Horsewhipped.

  • Jacapo looks weird in that costume.

  • Jacapo's funny. The right person to cheer Edmond up from what he went through. So funni. XD

  • After that huge entrance, all he had to say was "Greetings"....then walks off. Thats a true G

  • @Serg223 the count of monte cristo.....or as its less known as how to go from chump to pimp in post-bonaparte france.

  • is it just me or is dantes taller than everyone else?

  • the part where he becomes the count...right after he learns all this knowledge...is the best part...

  • yeah jacapo's the man! lol

  • "Satara, you will be so proud of me. i found a nice little skiff, we couldn't afford a sloop! Got a really good deal. Satara? Sataraaa"

  • 8:16 LIKE A BOSS.

  • I want a Jacapo! HUHU.

  • "greetings." 8:43

    EPIC. One word that says so much.

  • "greetings."

    EPIC. One word that says so much.

  • I wish somebody would give me a fuckin' treasure map!

  • Those Mexicans sure do get around, and come in handy, don't they?

  • @ColKorn1965 He's Puerto Rican. What an ignorant thing to assume.

  • That is the most awesomest entrance iv ever seen. that shit was off the chain!

  • Thumbs up for Jacapo!

  • LOL!

    "I shall have you horsewhipped. Now get off my property!" Ten seconds later, hands over deed and keys, "Thank You."

  • villefort's wife is weird

  • this movie reminds me that there is justice for the good