Dear Diary, I Love Ricardo.

[FUBAR956]

Lucky Ricardo

[HeyJeremyC]

This is still one of my all-time favorite youtube videos.

[Chilldogg]

great video!!! what is kevin doing these days?

[DmflRuben]

1. take a deep breath

2. think of someone you like

3. press F10 5 times

4. send this to 5 youtube videos

5. look at your background

[rickjr22001]

dude...my name is ricardo..n this shit made my day.lol.

[Mrmusic94]

"Ricardo owns the keys to my heart and drives me crazy"

That had me in stitches.

[BlacKGraFFiX]

Video poetry, im lovin it!

[LupoLounge]

Im glad this is still up and I still love it.

-love kevin.

[flipo25rid]

I knows now.I luv u 2..BTW..RICARDO's not all that lol.

[vampiregirl1234321]

you're an inspiration.

-Raven-

[rmcj5]

wow my name is ricardo

[thewhitebarrywhite]

More Chi-Chi please!

[TrashCandyy]

Awesome choise in music :)

[greekazm]

Ricardo's hot shit !!! im sure maybe he'll stop hangin out with the "cool kids" one day and realise you stalk him........or not....uno thats life lol

[thewhitebarrywhite]

I saw a Chi-Chi-esque baby today and thought of you.

[Dstef]

Ricardo is a fool! You're hot!

[bambalamTheMan]

This is just copied. It is the start of the book Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging.

[chelseapie]

Is it? That's okay, it's still funny :)

[mgsboii]

fuk the asian haters. cuz dissing asians are just like dissing any other culture or people from different countries.

[LazyChocolateMuffin]

love the part of HSM. lol. i'll have to learn that dance. :D

[thewhitebarrywhite]

VIVA CHI-CHI! And babyporridge.

[peterpiperspepper]

STUPID FAKE PINIATA.

[PaleHorseApocalipse]

Hey baby porridge! Do ever reply to any comments or commetners?? Radio Head.. Chuck P.. Aww man - Your the maddesst!

[pantsdownbert]

dude! mow your lawn

[ribbycage]

don't you know? asians generally don't mow their lawns...LOL, they leave it long all the time

[pantsdownbert]

were keeping the 60s alive

[donedat2]

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[greekazm]

NO !!!!!!!!!!

[ikiiabird]

lol wat??

[kentran9]

You're lovely... :((. Do you really love Ricardo? :( Cause I think I'm in love with you.

[amstarrrrrr]

ahhahhahaa love it

[chrissiexmofo]

;D i have the same journal in pink. amaaazing.

oh, you crack me up. Lol.

[greekazm]

This is my favourite video out of all the ones you've ever posted ever :D

[Sophzwitizi12]

you so rock!!!

[sTICK90000]

i think she is trying to say is that she wants the total equlivent amount of stealth all added up if there was 1000 ninja's if ya get me? but necessarily with that bubble wrap thing, lol ninja's are supposed to be ninjas and be total stealth, so if one ninja walked over bubble wrap, wouldn't 1000 be the exact same because they are totally stealth?? lol

[renegade694u]

well with 1000 ninja that would be enough to pwn a whole dota team. but i guess if there was 1000 on the other team with gem . dust . sentrys . etc . true sight would probably ruin their stealth . therefore you will probably get stun'd and ganked to death . unless somehow there was bubble wraps in the game and t hey could wrap the opponents with aid of the stealh to gank the enemy. i think what shes trying to say is that if she had enough ninjas. she could pwn that ricardo dude w/ like bubblwrap

[20andbeyond]

wouldn't one ninja be more stealthy than 1000 ninjas,,,,like u get one ninja to walk over bubble wrap and then get 1000 ninjas to walk over bubble wrap and see which one makes more noise

[hamsandwichforever]

Radiohead and Modest mouse.

noiiiceeee

[nazametalslave]

I love what uve been doing...if I was gay....

[Coltbullseye]

im sure u will drown many times my lovely. On a road of evolution we shall follow our programs, simple and true

[shaggy4390]

your crazy your too hot to be chasing a guy that doesnt know you excist. thats a waist of time.

[EmgItsTyson]

Your English teacher must have thought the same thing!

[treehamallama]

your very cool.

[neger88]

What happened to you, you used to be beatiful ? Is it age ? : )

[SgtMaj0r]

RADIOHEAD!!!! I LOVE RADIOHEAD! ! ! !

[RicardoMontano33]

my names ricardo to

xD

[pcookieness]

haha, how funny

great vid!

[Lavenderrose73]

It's nice to have someone make you feel that way. Every time I go to the Parachute Center, I hope I see Joe there (doggone, I can't even TYPE his name without smiling! ♥), let alone jump with him.

[miarrghh]

You are AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[I2IKX2]

YO!...my names Ricardo! AHAHAHAH!...but...i look nothing like that guy...thank god...

[urstrulyyxx]

lol so genius i love.

[stellauser]

hi baby porridge,i saved my allowance to take you out for a cup of green tea.i dropped my 8 year old girlfriend she's too immature,we are still friends but.if you like i can come over & mow your lawn for you.iam 7 1/2 & my aaunty said i am very handsome & will be a great catch!wanna be my friend? toby.

[misho4sho]

Hey BAby I lIVe in PErth AUstralia U Wanna MEet Up HAhahaHHAha LolZ

[rockmisox19]

LOL this is hilarity

[ElzO4LOva]

your vids are awsum...love em!!

[carline95]

your movies are awsome i luv them this the best

[BellaPerk]

Ok. American?

[superleo30317]

She's Australian if I'm not mistaken.

[ED4DLforeverrr]

wooooo aussie pride!!!

[SELRSNIK]

Tarzan swings Tarzan falls Tarzan breaks his hairy legs.

[stellauser]

babyporridge can i take you out one day... pppppplllleeeeeaaaasssee.i know you must have lots of fans but i'd love to take you dancing!

if you say yes i'll have to ask my girlfriend first..she's 8 next week.iam 7 1/2 but real mature for my age!toby.

[dbzfanX3]

lol are you really 7 1/2? hahahaha

[Dannoneusk91]

Good freakin' god!!!! asians girls can be hot...but asian girls with aussie accents!!!!!!! it is the most amazing combination EEEVVVVEEEERRR!!!!!!

[Dannoneusk91]

jesus i need to learn engrish

[lionezrsik]

haha so many guys on here saying shes hott she must be bored them comments

[b0fo808]

are u filipino? great video's

[skinheadfunboy]

LOL!! You are dead right on the lips and eyes...lovely and full, but next time I hafta watch this with the mute button on.

[stephstephcara]

HAHAHAHA, wonderful. awesome awesome *claps*

[Refinnejam]

Drowning is wonderful

T_________T

Very eccentric, but oddly entertaining

[alfredob09]

lol wow! wierd... well kinda...yeah wierd

[aussiechick7738]

lmao! frig me youre funny.

"Meow mix meow mix please deliver" my sister always sais that, makes me laugh every time!

top stuff!

[mycrobeian]

I think Recardo is a very lucky fello

[sjg2]

lol ur funnie

[flyinfigjam]

mow the lawn,rather than disembowling people you could mow the lawn/grass(4 dirty minded people) and rake the left over grass, or are you hiding green and red frogs in there?

[swishersweets666]

meow mix!!?!? & you do have nice lips.

[aznpower4lyfe]

are you talking into a calculator when calling the physcic hotline? O.O

[LaLaCupcakes00]

ahhhhh.. i LUV ricardo TOO!!

[soniamariexx]

this is the most amazing video i've ever seen.

your love for ricardo is so obvious.

its quite endearing.

i wish to be consumed by such love.

[crazymonkey85mx]

HHaha,very funny the video jjejej

peace !!!!

[WhenTheFatKidAttacks]

Lol Drowning is wonderful. Just like my mamma used to say, drown the chicken or i'll drown you in a tub of popcorn lightly steamed served ice cold next to a pool of corn blood.

Isn't drowning beautiful?

[aznpower4lyfe]

Yes, drowning is beautiful. But... a Tub of popcorn, LAWL, you should make vids with her :P

[Luk3yy]

Lol at small eyes!!! ahahah!

[Luk3yy]

Lol I love all your videos :)

[lance182]

did u manage to increase ur rake resistance time?

i mean 2 hrs is pretty good dont get me wrong, just wondering

[okaykally20]

hahaha i love the part about the lips!! hah

[munternutter]

You should get paid for this shit

[Shezadi2008]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG... I read it.

OH NOES!!!!!

[GPTHS]

hhahahaah gotta love that rake action hehehehe

[sheees]

this was a good video idea but you were kind of annoying at times

[BlackWidowPink]

Pretty good. but your eyes are not big :DDDD

[ixypixyfish2]

her dancing reminds me of me...

[fauxxreal]

i like your journal

[ritapham]

Girl you so funny!

[102048]

hey..thats not ricardo !! i am the real ricardo..u just dont know..i love u and miss u, hon....!!!!

[PickleoBrine]

Hahahaha! That was too funny!

lol

[TimYOOTOOB]

hahaha i love this vid

[toddsmash]

Hahahaha...I think its awesome. Creativity and Just good fun at its best. Art is what you make of it. Not what the artist makes of it.

[ventrue84d]

what is this crap?

[ipaamoral2]

oooh nikkiii

[hwns]

making negative comments about abstract comedy blogs are 5 years and 1 day ago... so whos the loser now huh?

[hwns]

ricardo u bad mother fucker

[quanksi]

I love Radiohead, but Modest Mouse is a little overrated.

[hjalti50]

how do you stay so cute and yet so comical:)

[rickyricardo123]

damn straight im suave

[insertwittypunhere]

i imagine that even Ricardo, being so suave, can't keep you away from practicing your rake disembowelment techniques for long

[Crius11]

yeah man, gotta love drowning! And those dog pinata's are a bitch !! (pardon the pun)

Tip: use the blood to garnish any last minute cakes.

[AceOfHearts101]

Ohh I love this so much. Lets do another collab soon. <3

[EmileyxSmiley]

Dude, thats so weird, I used the same music on one of my videos. Only mine sucked. Radiohead is awesome! :]

[BelovedWhy]

i just video responded!

5 stars!!

[nadianzm]

subscribed.. =)

[WonderDogOne]

HAHAHA I havent practiced my rake disembowelment tecniques on anyone for a while! And by a while I mean two hours

[howaboutjenna]

haha this is funny! you jsut earned yourself a subscriber.

[thewhitebarrywhite]

rake disembowelment methods? ha!

[BUMFUNNNNNN]

I loved the vid.

PS. Where did you get your diary??

[saymyname250]

you are so imaginitive.

<3

[TheSamisphere]

you rock porridge!!!

[zakryan79]

hmmm...the ricardo character looks like he was based off the Mclovin character from superbad.lol.

[THE00BOOK00GENTLEMAN]

well he is not a character and he is real

[badcuti123]

no offence but i think thats was weird ir fked up

[THE00BOOK00GENTLEMAN]

poor kid huh

[limeglasses]

yup. =)

i love how strange babyporridge is. she's refreshing.

[THE00BOOK00GENTLEMAN]

in a good way yes the only thing is the voice

[limeglasses]

whats wrong with the voice? the high pitched thing? i love it! shes the cats pajamas.

[THE00BOOK00GENTLEMAN]

it annoy the already beaty of her voice.

i cant help to feel like a pervert watching her videos even though shes eighteen.

im like 18 too and i feel like shes 14

[limeglasses]

haha...i see. i suppose being a girl i don't get that reaction. =)

[THE00BOOK00GENTLEMAN]

ih hi there now im shy! well is just the consequences of her voice thought

[TuesdayCool]

Where'd you get your diary? it's gorgeous and i've been looking for one for aaagggeesss D:

[Loooooved the vid]

[purebliss111]

wow you make really good vids!

[awesomeman098]

OMG Nikki, that actually made me laugh out loud...

[Naurima]

i love chuck palahnuik!!

[nissantuner90]

lol "he is so wonderful like drowning, drowning is wonderful"

[bettyblooper]

*suscribe*

[cooFREAKS]

You have a nice voice :D

You're good at acting..like when you read the diary..it actually didn't sound stupid at all..it sounded great..and it was really, really funny. hahaha, I like.

[GrubcoTV]

Lucky Ricardo bastard!

[ubik8]

Wow, you had radiohead playing I used to think you were funny, now I know you're cool - no surprises there!!

[CrazyPoomking]

Why are you just randomely sitting in a car? That's so funny!

Chi Chi is disturbed.

!!!YOU ROCK!!!

[norangutang]

Oh! Nikki, you're good for my soul.

[PaulChristy23]

Jasus,,, good though!

[NicIsNotANinja]

your eyes are so big! any beauuuuutyful =)

[emutard]

NIKKI!!!

:) its EMMA~~ hayley friend...

ahhh..i just wanted to say thankyou for making this video..

it TRUELY protrays the feelings i have for ricardo man.

<33 LOVE!

hehehehe..thankyou!!!

love youuuuuuuuu

but i'm a TAD upset you cant make it to hayleys party..

T_T

xxxXOXOOXxoxoxoox

[yikeswetcats]

this is delightfully messed up. ;]

[CrazyPoomking]

High School Musical! You actually put that in you're vid! You're so funny! This video is really creepy, violent, and disturbing! Just like I like! Chi Chi will totally give me nightmares! Sweet!

~CPK

[katieachien]

that was great

[chumpyly]

Cute stuff Nikki (:

[carinatragedy]

HELLO. I rarely ever comment on YouTube vids, because I am shy. o_o But you're my LJ friend and I'm thinking that counts for something? And also! This was preeeeeetty impressive. And funny. I think you're funny. :3 Haha keep posting mooooore. Okay. That's all. But yay you!

[lizziesbox]

wooow.. ur REALLY impressing me.

i think ull be my next favorite! after natalie! :D

[areyoupinoy]

great video! oh my gosh! i think we have the same taste in music! and ricardo looks like peter pettigrew but he's cute...and clean! *wink!*

keep making "diary" videos! ayos!

MAJO

[vanessmonster]

how are you so clever?

teach me your ways, obi-wan.

<3luke.

[Aperson167]

I'm surprised you haven't been featured yet!

[tsud123]

god you are so awesome. i love this video. you are such a great writer and speaker...and these videos are so well made. great editing.

[elohtea]

lol... "stealth of a thousand ninjas" - why are you so cool for??? nikki's got journalism skillz (with a Z!)

[msjoserizal]

nikki you should be featured!

if not this one, the snape or the fairytale video...i keep seeing featured videos that do not even come close to the ones you make...hmmm...i'll think of a way (as if i have a clout here on youtube hahaha)...

[babyporridge]

jen jen jen, you're too nice.

yeah, they have this thing where you write to youtube editors to recommend things to be featured, however i am not that brazen to appoint myself.

& they probably get a bazillion suggestions anyway.

it's nice to have a small, homely fan base though.

less haters (:

[msjoserizal]

*added to favorites* *rated 5 stars* =)

you are really amazing nikki!!!! =)

that's it...i'm writing the editors :)

[14slamdunk]

00:14

like her face

^^

[Bubba186]

thinking about sharing those lips is gonna keep me up tonight....of course I will never look at a rake the same way again....

[tigertank06]

are you wearing fishnet stockings? speaking of high school musical, did you hear about vanessa hudgens? and if that's your yard you're creeping through, it needs to be cut, jk. lol. watch ya later.

[AceOfHearts101]

Btw. The fact that you posted this on the very day that makes me having videos up for one year (September 10th was my first video one year ago)

Basically makes my life that much better.

you're the best.

[AceOfHearts101]

i swear to god.

I SWEAR TO THE GODS IN THE HEAVENS. THAT. THAT. WAS. THE. BEST. THING. I . HAVE. EVER. SEEN. IN. MY. WHOLE. LIFE.

I HONESTLY CAN SAY THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!

THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH.

<3

[msjoserizal]

I love this video! Although I have to admit, the Snape video is still my favorite. But I enjoyed watching this one as much too.

I like how this "love, nikki" series is evolving. I guess it's because you get to share with us your awesome writing talent and at the same time, you allow us to get a glimpse of how these stories play in your mind. So yeah, that's what I like about them. Can't wait for the next one!!!!!

[Vectorslut]

Not as great as the snape video (most likely becaus I'm not a big fan of the Ricardo character), but nikki's diary is something I'll look out to in the future.

It's a window into your fantasy, and I don't mind that it keeps me from entering and feeling or participating in this great world. The beauty of this world is more then enough to enjoy these videos. :D keep it up

[KnightInWhite]

Lucky Rick.Love your stuff,great job.

I love your eye's.

[rezzo1]

if you REALLY want to dance like they do on High School Musical, you should stand in front of you camera, completely nude and send the photos to me via some sort of email-esque system :D

[babyporridge]

HAHAHAHA.

that was witty.

[sliferfan]

lorl, that was a hilarious video, and if ricardo doesn't notice you, he must be blind. either way, it's his loss, lol. just adding to the comedic moment. :)

[DylanKimberlin]

wow nikki rezzo1 really has away with the ladies, who knows maybe oneday he might not get slapped in the face.

[siboney4you]

Did you send him the completely nude photos? Because I want to have some of them too --since I just noticed that in addition to your enormous talent you have a baby face with big eyes and a set of nice perky tits. . . .

[MikeHelmsMusic]

Just a wee bit scary stalkerishleyley..

[Davemax21]

Great video. Very funny. Great way to start my day here with a big laugh. Keep up the good work