Dane Cook - Vicious Circle Clip (Atheist Sneeze)

[music1003x365]

A little ball of lint... can turn into a clusterfuck. An entire clusterfuck... and that's not a candy bar, I'll tell you that right now.

LMFAOO

[RevanorSzeged]

Darwin bless you.

[LopeForestLope]

Omg every time I laugh so hard when he says "And you print the Bible on him!"

[sdr47]

he actually took a breath before shooting the "windex sniper" lol , somebody's been playing way too much call of duty!

[indyschmidt]

This is one of the greatest comedic lines ever. I'm surprised it came from Dane Cook.

[xxpotatoessxx]

this is his best joke ever! comedy gold! "and once he's paper you print the bible on him" best line ever

[hotelmario510]

I laugh at the idiots who think atheists are actually like this. It's a joke, guys. We don't mind if you say "Bless you". The guy in this joke is an atheist, but he is also what I like to call, "a dick".

[dumbywithabat21]

im using the word clusterfuck now

[Blaaah8998]

I WILL CLEAN YOUR SOUL!

[MrBigCat32]

3 atheists didn't find this funny.

[madisonleeallen]

@MrBigCat32  then gtfo...

[Purpledragon1766]

I'm an atheist. THIS IS HILARIOUS!

[GirlyGurlTomBoi1]

okay.. i just sprayed windex and it wasnt lined up... WINDEXTOR keeps following me!!!!!!

[gdude524]

3 people are atheist :P

[designergirl314]

@thecolourTasha, they say god bless you because back then WAAAYY back then, people thought when you sneezed your body was being taken over by demons, and by saying God bless you, God would release all the demons.

[AnimeCutie9898]

@designergirl314 ....really....?

[TheAirGuitarMan]

@AnimeCutie9898 Its actually true, surprisingly.

[AnimeCutie9898]

@TheAirGuitarMan LOL!

[AnimeCutie9898]

@TheAirGuitarMan The demon was Windextor!! :O lol

[SuprGT]

PPPPPPHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUU!!!!

[TBomb15]

I need a windextor right now. my soul is filthy!

[supersing11]

Three people are atheists who will get the bible printed on them.

[DeviantPurple]

I googled snarky:3

[thecolourTasha]

Why do people say God bless you when people sneeze anyhow?

[shayanjan72]

@thecolourTasha the speed of sneeze is soo fast that there is a chance of dying, you get to live another day :), thank God haha, well i think this is why

[jigglysinger]

Clusterf*ck

XDDDDD

I can't stop laughing! Even when I'm typing this, I'm still laughing!! XDDDD

[xoxabbeyxox15]

rotfl! i love this one :) hes so funny!

[xXxScremoBeccaxXx]

What if when u did that a fuckin ghost came out? lmfao XDDD

[tass1373]

haha i tried the windex thing nothing happened=[

[QMasterMcT]

god bless you.. i mean which is god bless u but it kinda sounded lik..

COVER YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH!!

LMAO

[myfairromeo]

nuegety fuck

xD

[wolfhunterdr]

the damn windex dont work fuck

[QMasterMcT]

Print the bible on him!!

thats genious

[yaldothechaldo22]

Fuck the athiest there dumb bitches

[smilez0shellz]

"I hope he becomes a tree, he's in the middle of the wilderness doing his tree thing, whatever trees do. I know they do a lot of work with breezes. And wouoldn't it be fantastic if he was out there enjoying his treeness through the woods a huge seaty guy with an axe comes along,see him,chops him down SMASH! put a chain around him drag him through the mud and the muck, throw him into a sawmill, grind him up. Then you pound him up into paper and once he's paper you print the bible on him!

LMFAO!!

[smilez0shellz]

"GUESS WHOS DEAD SUCKER!"

lmfao!

[ez31895]

Lolz wow this was fuckin funny

*Clusterfuck*

[NekoPayeng]

"nuggety clusterfucks dont exist" I died!! XD

[cutiedudet]

lol dane cook rulez.. i swear!

ending up on the history channel cause some guy sneezed lol i luv it X33

[itasuke4ev]

HAHA "...and print the bible on him."

"full of peanuts and fuck.Nougaty fuck!"

[RightOneLeft]

Love it at 7:30

[QMasterMcT]

SO Funny. WINDEXOR!!!

[loyal97]

holy crap this is sooooo freakin hilarious!! no matter how many times i watch this i still cry from laughing so hard!!

[jasperwhitlockforeva]

OMFG THIS IS SOME FUNNIE SH^T!!!!

[avetave12]

-Googles Snarky-

[amlb146]

wut happened?

[avetave12]

the definition was like.. irritable lol

[avetave12]

Dane cook is Sooooo funny i love him!! He is amazzing!

[tncpower]

that is so freikin funny

[leglos309]

in cognito lol

[smoshrox88]

hah cover ur fuckin mouth

[Chriso12385]

HOLY SHIT I AM WINDEXTOR HA HA HA HA

[MadiWieg]

lmao "once he's paper, you print the bible on him" lmao luv this guy!

[Mhardysbitch]

"God Bless You."

[gduperry]

I love his freakin' mannerisms. He uses his entire, smexy body, to tell his ingenious jokes! I love this man!

[kbbejlmommy]

you people are so stupid sometimes. It was a freaking joke...seriously...Now, I am a christian, but I am not going to school you, I am just going to say what he said "Nothing happens to you when you die, you just go to hell." JAHAHAHA

[chemicalprototype90]

you all don't know how to take jokes. it's a fucking JOKE alright? he's not saying all atheists are like that. he's telling a story about what happened to him okay? just calm the fuck down.

[ecuadormexico]

Atheist ppl are stupid the earth didnt just appear out of the blues its like saying you put a fuken "Volkswagon in a garage for 100years and u come back the volkswagon is still going to be a fuken rusty car its not gonna be a fuken transformer" idiots God Help Ignorant People like gentry, meza

[drockskittles]

amen

[arathcanjustdie]

It's a joke, people. If you can't take it as one, don't watch. Christianity and every other religion in the world are misinterpretted as well, so don't pretend that you're the only ones. Anyway, with the way Dane acts for the most part, he doesn't appear to follow the Christian faith.

[terryp859]

ye but he makes out were all like that were not if some 1 says god bless you ill say thanks not IM A ATHEIST and just cos most ppl in america are chrisians dosnt mean england is iv never seen a propa bible in my life theres not much in england and its just like taken mik out of black ppl i have nothing agenst ppl who have fath in god just cos i dont ppl think its rite to take mik out of us

[terryp859]

bein a atheist dsnt make u a bad so what u belive in a diffrent thing u belive in actual facts what science have proved NOT! that we have been what we are now it shows over 6 billion years of evidence like how a few milion years ago ther was 410 days in a year and how we got our moon cause another planet colided in to earth a few milion years after it was created it self

[kc958]

The Earth created itself?

[terryp859]

yes the earths did sort of the moon was made my 2 planets 1 earth and the other1 had a wierd name got closer till thay both hit and made a belt for the earth for a time thay the belt came to geather to make the moon thats why moon rock is somuch like earth rock tb kk

[kc958]

I'm not saying you're wrong, but where did all the rocks and planet-making materials come from? :O Lol

[terryp859]

what is there to suport god a black book with a cross on it a virgin mary who had a chiled she could have cheated on jon and tryed to hide it ye jesus was alive

[kotor1and2]

ye im an aitheist to theres alot more than ppl know

[vivalaryan54]

ima go google snarky

[1chevelleROCKER]

Lmfao, this guy rocks!

[MaximusRaver250F]

And you print the BIBLE on him!!! The best line ever, Dane Cook is the funniest man ever and he is on the right side of it all too! Fuckin right

[terryp859]

im an atheist but i belive in life after death and past life but i will not belive in god i only belive in scince its all there about evolution its all there so y do so many people think that we have always been the way we are now i wana know how many people belive in evolution put thumbs up if u belive in it and thumbs down if you dont

[winevine62]

this awesome iti is great that i know i am not the only athest

[jaimeduendeozzzkr]

wow people religious or not

can any body tell me how are frogs born?

do they just appear?

no you assholes

the change their molecular structure and go through evolution to become a frog

by the way i am catholic

[JaeChoi94]

a guy from good luck chuck :( doing atheist jokes......this aint right -.-

[omfgitsgoo]

He was a comedian before he was an actor dumbfuck.

[nikkaybabbay]

hehe,

Dane Cook is amazing,

&& mad cute too!

[xKtBugLuvsYax]

Thank you soooo much for uploading this. Omg Dane Cook rocks!! This is one of my fav. scenes ever!!!!

[RhysJ54]

Sneeze...Debris...Movement

[blackops752]

lololololololololololol

[afterlifesfury]

/,!!,

[afterlifesfury]

let me try again

\,!!,